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was just about to go to bed.

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>>689815395
Sorry I'm late!

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mid raid bump

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Hey, the Steam thing worked!

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>>689815395
No! You're stuck here with us for a few hours!

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>>689815149
The steam alert actually worked.

Was just watching an episode of MST3k. How's everyone doing today?

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Now I can erp with the reimu.

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>>689815524
Good, good! I decided to try it on a whim.

>>689815514
I thank you for your dedication! Raids are serious business.

>>689815542
Hi Marisa!

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>>689815149
-hug-

>>689815149
Give me a footjob.

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>>689815739
>Gropes.

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>>689815660
Who said anything about that?!

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>>689815901
I, for one would love to see the shrines maiden being swept away by a mysterious and charming Parsee~

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>>689815812
>*pat pat*

>>689815850
Heyy! Cut it out!

>>689815644
Starbound just got a lot more fun. I'm doing great!

Hey everyone

This pastry is in a good mood today

You might even call that mood 'sweet'

-Sweet Roll

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visa prepaid cards suck. Was going to get rayman 3 and darkest dungeon on gog but got denied. Guess I will try it on the google store and get a gorillaz album.

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>>689815149
*I'm surprisingly not that late today! Have you and your threads ever had issues with the waifu community? Also hi to everyone else present in the thread.*

>>689815542
*Hi Marisa, how has your day been?*

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>>689816286
No.

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>>689816286
-squeezes and kisses your cheek-

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How is everyone doing tonight?

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>>689816409
Demon Days?

>>689816362
You're starting with the shitty puns, ill get you a plane ticket away.

>>689816286
>Starbound
I almost bought it, but got Victoria 2 instead. How much fun is it?

>>689816671
Hello person whose name I still don't know.

>>689815149
I trust in the heart of the cards

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>>689816362
Sweet enough to be... EATEN!?
>*gets ready to take a big chomp out of Sweet Roll

>>689816541
It's been great, I've been told by multiple games i'm really bad at them by getting super low ranks in competitive.. but by the end of the day i got to enjoy a more casual one with my favorite people~<3
How about you Asterix?

Roll for tarot reading

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>>689815739
and now i gotta do it again since my weekly gear didnt drop
>>689816789
other than above pretty good, you?

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>>689816825
going to get plastic beach then demon days. Probably a few singles from the fall also.

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>>689816362
Good to hear!

>>689816409
That's weird. I've always been able to use mine wherever.

>>689816541
You're not late because I am~

Anyway, I've never had any problems with them, no. I've shown up to a few of their threads and generally got a nice welcome. They have a Kagami there who's super nice!

>>689816621
Well, Marisa seems to be into it, so I guess you don't have to.

>>689815149
A lot is a bothering

>>689816825
Hi Bell.
>>689816671
Hi Ika
>>689816541
Hey Asterisk
>>689816409
Hello sunpeak
>>689816362
Sup sweet roll
>>689816286 >>689816114
Hey Rei, hey Risa

Just saying hi, i'm only going to lurk today, not feeling very good.

-J

>>689815149
Tell me OP... Do you see trips in my future?? Because I certainly do!

>>689816825

No worries, that is most likely the only time in a long while that I'll ever do that here

-Sweet Roll

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>>689817192

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>>689817078
Pretty good! I haven't played something with weekly gear drops, but I'm guessing you mean Halo 5?

Is it fun? I hear a lot of bad stuff about it.

rolling for a tarot reading

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>>689817263
Because we both know who the pun master is..

>>689815149
is that a trap? that's the manliest feet i've ever seen.

>>689817411
Not good enough. That tarot reading is mine; check em

>>689817411
damn, got dubs

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>>689817162
Why do you even care about what Marisa might be into?

The Doc is in.
also it seems that steam finally made the announcement
woohoo

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Guess I'll jump in here before I head to bed. Hi everyone~

>>689817637
Times two

Meow

>>689817701
don't you dare impersonate me.

-meowbot

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Think I should start drinking tonight? I don't know if I can get trashed with what we have, but I feel like it might be worth it to go for it.

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>>689817427
This guy is the pun master. Does that title ring a "bell"?

>>689817192
Heya Jboy

>>689817263
We can only hope.

Trips right meow!

>>689817427

Well, I might have to take that back...

Although I do not know any Marisa-themed
puns

-Sweet Roll

>>689817776
Off by one. But check mine

>>689817914
Nao

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>>689817319
i was referring to final fantasy 14, already got everything until the next content update in halo 5. and its not as bad as everyone says, the campaign is meh but the gameplay is really fun, definitely faster than the previous games and the spartan abilities were implemented really well and firefight is being added at the end of the month
>>689817684
hiya
>>689817841
i'd join ya if i had any whiskey

>>689817889
Off by one..

>>689817986
999

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>>689816671
>*squirms and blushes*
Well, I'm just being showered in affection today.

How's it going?

>>689816789
Pretty good and you?

>>689816825
It's pretty fun, it's a lot like Terraria except you get to travel to different planets and there are more quests and stuff. I love this type of game where you can build and explore, so it's great for me.

>>689817182
Wanna talk about it?

>>689817249
Maybe not yet, but sometime tonight! Good luck!

>>689817914
pretty bad.
i am disappointed.

-meowbot

Singles

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I NEED THIS TAROT READING

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Hi

>>689818154
Now Dubs

>>689818154
ooh, checked

-meowbot

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>>689817867
Oh for crying out loud... that was so dry i'm actually impressed

>>689817899
Ah.. that's your flaw you see! i am more than just my name~

>>689818232
...

-meowbot

>>689818053
Talking just makes it more cynical..things are just so mundane...

>>689818247
Can I fuck you in the ass meowbot??

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Here, this is a poll about comedy...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496736

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>>689817658
Because she's my waifu.

>>689817665
I'm so happy it worked!

>>689817684
Hello~

>>689817841
You might as well drink it up if you ask me. Maybe if you chug quick enough you'll feel something.

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>>689818053
>Gropes butt

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>>689816934
*Had a trip to Florence today with a couple of my acquaintances. It was kind of boring actually, mostly because i can't seem to appreciate art in general, like the churchs and stuff like that, plus i had to bear with the scorching sun, but overall it wasn't that bad, neither great though.*

>>689816671
*Greetings Ikarous, what brought you here today?*

>>689817192
*Hi J, i love the fact that you always try to greet as much users as possible.*

>>689818383
no.
I'LL FUCK YOU INSTEAD!

-meowbot

Have a nice trip

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>>689818443

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>>689818195
re roll

>>689818551
Have a nice miss

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>>689818360
The only one who can change that is you! Optimism is a choice, as are the things you might do to liven things up!

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>>689818503
You see, this is some good philosophy about comedy.
Is groping butts automatically funny?
Is me showing my butt funny?
Is this not regular mooning, but 'blue mooning?'

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>>689818452
Curious. What tarot do you use for those readings?~

>>689818551
off by one

I said right meow!

rolling for tarot

Read my traots1 check my trips

>>689818809
rip

>>689818809
QUADS

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>>689818562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0whAR55kQ9q

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>>689818562
Are curses funny?
Can you be cursed to think everything is funny?
What about a curse where you can't stop laughing? (And I'm not talking about Seija, who is cursed with ticklish armpits.)

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They nerfed McCree. Hahahahahha.

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>>689818752
The Hermetic Tarot deck. It seems like a pretty basic choice, but for my first one it seemed pretty appropriate and inexpensive.

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>>689817684
*Hi Kitty Kat, glad to see that you managed to get there!*

>>689818694
I used to be that way...until sht keeps happening to you, beating down the optimism till you realize this is how life is...I mean I still hope for better things...I have to

>>689815149
I'm having trouble, I can't pull my foreskin back

>>689818999
May I have the reading?

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Do you think I can be a lawyer?

>>689818562
fuck off, but okay
i still like you
how the fucking fuck are you doing
captcha was being a bitch

-Doc Gold

>>689818999
Niiiiiooooii

>>689815149
can i haz fortuna telling?

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>>689818999
pls let me have the reading i've gotten 3 dubs

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>>689818999
So it's your first one, heh~

>>689819017
I'll only be there for something like half an hour maybe, I need my 15 hours of sleep~

>>689819274
I asked first. You missed out buddy

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>>689818503
Iyaa~

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>>689818969
>dark humor is funny
>most votes
Not surprised with this crowd of fucking edgelords
>>689819414
Yeah, but they can have these dubs, check 'em

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>>689819476
Haha, tachyons, right?
I meant these dubs...

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>>689818937
>
>>689819214
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE

What is something of my future?!

why have i
i want to die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i13gMloPTZ0

-Doc Gold

>>689819651
okay
CURSE to you too

-Doc Gold

>>689819574
No no friend. Those are singles. These here are what I think you've been looking for. They're called dubs. Check em

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>>689817162
*Glad to hear that, you see a couple of days ago we had some issues going on with one stubborn member of that community, insisting that we had to join them because we're not that different and due to the fact that if we grow too much mods will eradicate both communities because we're breaking a rule, can't recall the number though. Anyway i wanted to check if they caused issues in the past.*

>>689819476
*Yuss, gallow humor prevailed once again!*

>>689819799
nice

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>>689819476
maybe you should move tarot readings to even dubs? nobody is getting trips.

>>689819476
I love dark humor as long as their isn't to much of it and not to dark.

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>>689818534
W-Wait... you went to THE city of Florence? Minus the italian sun that would be awesome!

Color me jealous~

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>>689819205
if phoenix wright can pull off being a lawyer so can you

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>>689819424
>Gropes more.

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>>689819476
Everything is a joke~

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>>689819274
>>689819140

Uhhh... well see, two people are asking for it. How am I supposed to choose?

>>689819372
Yep! Been doing it for about 3-4 months now, mostly here.

>>689819084
Your mistake was letting it get you down. Whether life is or isn't a certain way doesn't matter-- it's how you look at it in spite of that and what you choose to do with the time that's given to you. Optimism might seem silly in the face of evidence, but at least it's not bitter and stagnant.

>>689819134
That's a problem for a doctor, not a shrine maiden. But I'm sorry to hear it.

>>689819886
good idea, man

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>>689819476
Nailed it, blue waffle.

>>689818053
>Terraria
I didn't really enjoy terraria, so its not my type of game I guess.

Phew.

>>689818295
You "Marisa"'d the point there.

>>689819944
>random grope

>>689820044
double dubs
can i have this tarot?

>>689819881
Thanks. Here have some more dubs... They're on me

>>689819856
13

>>689820042
I'm in a bit of a conundrum, I'm in love with you

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>>689819988
> everything is a joke.

Not sure if you want to be saying that to big blue over here.

>>689819944
I'm so hard but it's too hot in my room to jack off

>>689820042
Choose me coz i rolled first123

Was in one of these threads last week, how is everyone?

>>689820341
grab a fan or something idk

-meowbot

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>>689819856
I've heard people there say before that they don't like what they call "hugboxes" which I assume is what they see this as. So even if we wanted to join forces, we don't really have the same kinds of threads.

>>689819944
J-just how long are you gonna do this?

>>689820044
>>689819886
I'll consider it, but it's too late for this thread since the rules are already written.

>>689820062

That's un-Bell-livable!

-Sweet Roll

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>>689820341
I know man it makes me so hard for some overwatch.

>>689820042
Yea I try not to let sht get to me, I'm just a joker, always trying to have a laugh, perhaps to facade deeper sht or just create something more, because I suppose if I stopped being that funny guy, then I'd just be one of the people who I try to make laugh...my optimism is there, I'm always hopeful, I just really wish my mind would switch off and let sht take its own road.

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>>689820262
I'm sure he'll be fine with it~
But heh, this universe is just a giant joke~

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>>689820539
Until I get a legendary Junkrat skin.

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>>689819922
*Checked, yes we got there with a train since it's not that distant from the city where i live, but really, you didn't miss anything! I can assure you that you surely had much more fun than me today.*

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>>689820225
Oh my, how did that happen?

>>689820446
Tell you what, I'll read both of you guys. You first. What's your question for the cards?

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These threads go so fast.
;__:

>>689815149
Alright I have one for you, I'm a college drop out who had to move back home after he had everything stolen from him at gun point. I had to get a shitty job at a shitty truck stop. I'm one of two people that work there that actually do our job, and honestly have been the whipping boys of the place. I've been fucked over and over again by my boss and coworkers and I'm sick of it.

Today was the breaking point. I was forced to take an extra shift last night. the 5th one this week. I get no over time. No benifits. and am at 70 hours. I was pulled in this morning and yelled at for over an hour because I forgot to put a paper on a pizza dough.

Should I shoot it up or blow it up?

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>>689819799
>mfw
>>689819856
Problem with people who tell 'dark' jokes is, if someone genuinely doesn't think it's funny, they assume that they're offended.
>>689819886
>using me as the example for not getting dubs
This hurts, man.
>>689819988
Hurm.
>>689820042
That's a problem for a doctor
A problem for a doctor? About foreskin?
Well, I'm a doctor, and my mother was Jewish...
>>689820062
And the poster boy for 'lol my dark humor is edgy' arrives.
Good to see you.
>>689820262
It isn't true, though. A joke is a chunk of entertainment. A song is a chunk of entertainment. People would think you weird if you said everything was a song.
>>689820341
What is this, ameteur hour?

>>689820735
Thanks my question is will I find the courage to be great again?

>>689820932
Why not both?
*mexican celebration music*

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>>689820912
yeah its faster than usual right now, kinda surprising

hafjl

>>689821142
I like the way you think anon.

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>>689820177
*Yes, that was the number!*

>>689819926
*For how much i'd like to state the opposite there's really nothing that i can say, so much this.*

>>689820539
*What exactly is a "Hugbox"?*

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Box says hi, but can't attend until a mishap is resolved. xaxaxaxaxaxaxa

>>689820579
That's awfully sweet of you to make a pun of my name! I might just roll right over in happiness.

>>689821060
I'm not just dark humor, im all humor. It's like one of those infomercial packages that you get for 3 easy payments of $19.99 that are never that easy.

>>689821073
are you America?

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>>689820735
You know exactly how that happened you little vixen~

>>689820912
I agree.. i can barely keep up at all!
But then again i'm probably slower than everyone in here when it comes to reading and replying..

>>689820932
Easy, Blowing it up means you won't see them with your own eyes as they suffer.
Here i thought /b/ had the best psycopaths..

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>>689820658
Good to hear that you approach it in some way. Humor can be a powerful tool!

I'm sorry you can't apply that to your own problems though. Comedians are usually the most troubled people because they dig into their own fears, worries, and vulnerable spots to tap into their humor.

If you can, try to live only in the present. The future will change dozens of times by the time you get there, and all your expectations and worries will be for nothing. It's best to just try to enjoy things day by day, do the things you love, improve your skills each day, and spread a little happiness if you can.

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Goodnight!

>>689816789
p good

>>689816825
I don't know either but everyone calls me Ika

>>689817192
hi!!

>>689818053
-loves-

and nothing... bye now <3

>>689818197
hey

>>689818534
i miss my reimu...

>>689819922
<3

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>>689820912
They go so fast, I missed the entire thread.

Being Hikari is suffering.

How many more times am I doomed to whack off before I get a relationship?

>>689820735
You make me want to hng

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>>689821514
see ya

Is Alice in here?

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Hey everyone. Can new people come in and play? Because the regulars seem pretty alright, and I wouldn't mind some outside input on some of the bs going on in my life.

>>689821371

Nice one

>>689821350

Basically a safe space

-Sweet Roll

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>>689821060
*True, mostly because it's the firts thing that would jump into one's mind, and i admit that i would probably think the same if that was the case. I guess it's a bit hard to accept that someone it's just not enjoying your jokes.*

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>>689821514
Ah! Hello Ika~
Awesome to see you here <3

>>689821539
Not fast enough to run away from you~

>>689821950
Yes of course, this wouldn't be a very good shrine if it excluded random people seeking advice or companionship!

>>689821539
Hi sadbychoice/Dawn

>>689821950
yes newbies can come in and play

>>689821950
Thats a creepy ass baby

>>689815149
>Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
No. And even if there was, you wouldn't be able to. I hate you and your type.

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>>689821473
Do you like BBC?

>>689822095
Awesome! Anything I should know before I get into it, aside from the general "just be nice" atmosphere?

>>689821473
Thank you, you're very reassuring, it's nice to have that once in awhile, be the one that gets reassured that is, compared to always being the one reassuring others. I try to just take myself light heartedly, and such things, most of the time. But Guess its true about comedians though...but thanks, you've given me some thoughts to entertain. Time is just a measurement, things will always happen and change for good or worse.

I appreciate it! Your way of thinking is pleasant

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>>689821514
Can I call you winged lady?

>>689821950
Come on in, babyface.

>>689821985
Thanks. I work hard for my shitty linguistic skills.

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>>689820696
>But heh, this universe is just a giant joke
I don't see how...
...but this next poll is a giant joke...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496869
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496869
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496869
>>689822208
I mean I've seen a lot of ass babies.
It might be the creepiest ass baby I've seen.

>>689822208
You think so? Haha I think it's funny. Only reason I keep it in my reactions folder is because it makes me laugh

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>>689822119
Hii. I'm glad you remember me. How are you?

>>689822095
Fast enough for me to run away from you~

How does one become apart of this friendly companionship?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdwJ0lUtN8M

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>>689822345
No, i don't mind even if you don't be nice and try to play by everyones rules, This is a free for all of personalities after all!

>>689822632
I don't run.. i fly.

>>689822632
J
>>689817192

-J

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>>689822416
Defensive mechanism, I take nothing seriously~
Only exception to the rule being if someone I actually care for needs me to be serious.
So yeah, basically everything is a joke to me~

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>>689821442
*Nope, i'm definitely the slowest here, i can't even greet properly the users because there's so many of them.*

>>689821985
*Could this thread be considered as a safe space?*

>>689821514
*Is she one of your best friends?*

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>>689822724
post here, simple as that

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>>689822724
Well, to become 'apart', you would leave.
To become 'a part', you would join.

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>>689822934
*Did something bad happened?*

>>689823412
Both sound good, I'll just sit here apart while being a part

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now if i fuck this model
and she just bleached her asshole
and i get bleach on my t-shirt
imma feel like an asshole

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going now. see ya

>>689822724

Okay

First you need five ounces nitroglycerin (or however you spell it)

50 industrial pallets of flour

Maybe a pinch of dark matter

Cannabis, for taste

and 10 kilos of dynamite

Meet me here at noon when you gather the materials

And then we shall commence the initiation ritual

-Sweet Roll

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>>689822894
I can fly too!

If I had a flying type..

That's not fair!

>>689823824
we get it you vape

rolling for trips

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>>689823824
Bye Felecia

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>>689823455
Related

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>>689823850
*But only after collecting the fresh soul of a virgin while being dressed as the grim reaper.*

>>689816409
I think if you just bought it, you have to wait like 24h for it to work or something like that...

>>689824169
ew

>>689822894
Good to know. There's really no good starting point, so I guess I'll just dive right in with one of my biggest issues...I'm a male in my mid 20s, and essentially I have no motivation when it comes to anything important. For example, I'm perfectly motivated to work on my music or drive to a friend's house to hang out, etc. but I have zero drive to, say, re-enroll in school or get up early enough in the morning to fucking shower and shave and whatnot. Like, on the weekends when I have nothing to do, it's not uncommon for me to go to sleep one night and not wake up til 4 or 5 pm the next day. I have literally no idea how to build some self motivation, and it's killing my ability to evolve through life. Because I can't get anything important done. I guess it would also be relevant to say that I've suffered from depression for most of my life, and am taking medication for it. But the motivation issue only started after high school. So I'm sure it doesn't help things, but the depression isn't the root cause, I don't think.

By the way, this guy >>689822363
gave me my nickname haha

-Babyface

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It's high noon!

>>689824223

Oh ya

Cannot forget that part

-Sweet Roll

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>>689821371
Poor Box.

>>689822119
>>689822934

It's interesting though, I've been up and down all week. And last night I caught a pokemon symphony and it mixed up my emotions and made me feel both happy and sad.

It's as if I am losing my ability to choose lately.

Junior Shine Maiden: Brad.

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I'm a cool guy, AMA
>sweep

>>689824509
Always on duty

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>>689824169
>tfw i have a vita
>>689824909
>Brad has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "30".
unfortunately you have bad luck this year

>>689816409
what stunted you so badly that you need to seek companionship on a anonymous imageboard full of creeps or teenagers?

Trips plserino pastachino

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>>689824614
Cheers, love! The cavalry's here!

>>689824509
I'm not really one that gives out advice in this thread, it seems all of those people are either AFK or doing something.
But if you want my two cents then you shall have them.

I'd say it's a simple case of not having anything to look forward to, Having problems staying hygenic? Probably because you have nothing to be hygenic for. Problems getting to school? Probably because you have no use for any degree since you have no ambitions to become anything.

Are there fixes to these issues? Sure there are but most of them are going to mess with your current life so much they might seem too much, but here is one thing that might change your life for the better.
Get a girlfriend (or just any partner for that matter) as you will not only have yourself to live for but also someone else. I understand this is easier said than done but i'm not going to tell you this will be easy because it won't

I wouldn't say depression is the root cause but merely a contributing factor.

Join a sports club or any type of club, start looking for an activity that can easily spring into something more.
What i'm trying to say is that you need to rekindle your fire and any means to do it will probably work flawlessly, one step at a time is all that is needed.
(sorry for the late reply but i never give out advice here)

>>689823850
Now this, this I can do

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rip OP

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>>689825108
Noone?

>>689826316
Ah, I wasn't aware. Thanks for your input! And really, anything I post here is for anyone to read and comment on if they so choose. I would agree with you on not having anything to look forward to. I'm only going to school because my dad has paid for everything out of pocket so far, so I can't just drop out-my degree sounded good in the beginning, but now it's not something I want to do. My dad basically just wants me to finish for the sake of having the degree and looking more hire-able to employers. And also the fact that it would feel really bad to have come this far and not finished. But that's beside the point. I do actually have something to be hygienic for-work...I feel gross going in every day having not taken care of myself. But that's not enough to get me out of bed any earlier. Or to make me remember to do it at night, for that matter. The girlfriend situation is another issue entirely. Long story short, I've never had one or come close to having one. I'm what /b/ calls a "kissless virgin" haha. But part of the reason I haven't actively tried to get a girlfriend is because I don't like myself, and I don't want to rely on someone else's love and affection to fix that. I need to be comfortable in my own skin before I look for someone. Does that make sense?

Bump

What is with the sudden quietness?

-Sweet Roll

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>>689828669
no idea

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>>689828962
?

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Hello everyone, it's time for some LEWD!

>>689829197
I see this lewd every thread, lewdmu. You need to update your material.

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>>689829197
hi lewd reimu, bit dead right now

>>689829197
take over
>>689829324
master chief was a manlet
>1.60 mts

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>>689827916
tsk.. i'll throw you a bone boat guy.
>>689825108
Exactly how cool and how good are you at driving tanks?

>>689827920
Of course, i understand where you're coming from. And i would even say i'd agree with you under normal circumstances but let put it like this.
You feel bad about yourself so you don't want a girlfriend help deal with the issue but rather do it yourself, Yes that is the nobler way of conquering yourself but are you really capable of doing that?
There is no shame in taking the easier path to self appreciation, seeing that someone else can enjoy you is infact a legitimate way to find self worth. And not to sound like i'm looking down on you or anything but you yourself said you had no experience in what i'm proposing but yet you're so sure it's a bad idea.
Infact i think it stems from something deeper than just "I don't like myself so others can't"

And another thing i really want to mention is that just because you haven't had a girlfriend doesn't mean you can't have one.

It's all about understanding your own limits and knowing what you can't do alone.

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>>689829266
That's not true, I didn't post that one in like... two weeks

>>689829324
Oh, is Reimu gone already?

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>>689830124
I'm looking into Reimu's dissapearance right now~

>>689829324
I always knew chef was a true cutie!

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>>689830124
*She left years ago, do you even time travel? Bullshits aside, she probably left due to the fact that pretty much everyone else left as well.*

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>>689829706
fall of reach and data drop 5 says hes 6'10 without armor on
>>689830124
no clue where she went

>>689830648
The fortunes eventually got to her.

>>689830677
oh wait, i was indeed mistaken, it was the other spartans who were short

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>>689830845
She read her own death in the fortunes!
>*gasps*

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Reimu come back. I want a fortune.

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>>689830596
Reimu too busy playing a game. She won't let me sexualize them.

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>>689830845
*She stole our donations and then she disappeared, i think there's something unnatural behind this, i mean how did she managed to steal our money if we were donating them? Preposterous right?

>>689829944
I'd like to think I'm capable of handling my own problems, but my behavior says otherwise. And I didn't say others can't like me. There are a lot of people who do like me, and I don't deny or discourage that. The reason I don't want to go for a girlfriend yet is because it seems like a band aid solution. What will I do when she's no longer my girlfriend? Go back to the same rut of self loathing? Also, I was just giving my relationship history, not saying that I couldn't have one because I've never had one.

-babyface

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>>689831221
Maybe you killed her the way you tried to kill me.

I know who is behind this now.

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>>689831263
You're not trying hard enough! Lewdness always wins out in the end~

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I just got word that Reimu's internet died and she probably won't be back today..

>>689831255
I love you, sad <3
(I wish to be drunk)

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>>689830648
I see, the thread is very slow.

>>689830596
>>689830677
I came too late.

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>>689831781
Sounds suspicious.

>>689831795
I love you too <3
We should drink a bottle of wine together.

>>689831853
>I came too late
This is too lewd even for lewdmu.

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>>689831853
well threads almost done anyway, maybe next time. also lewd
>>689831781
rip internet

Been about a month or two since my last fortune reading, can I get another?

>>689832103
i am more of strong drinks but would gladly get fucking wasted with you
>>689832426
she ded

>>689832426
she's dead, jim.

>>689832426
if you mean the fortune cookie it lasts all year, if you want a tarot you're still out of luck since reimu is MIA

yeah OK faggot

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>>689831676
She keeps saying you'll get mad.

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>>689832573
>>689832613
>>689832627
Alright thank you

why is this cancer thread on b, go to jap or something faggot

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>>689831487
Sure it might seem like a temporary solution, but you won't know till you try it. And besides even if she leaves will the feelings she and you had just dissapear into the wind? will there be nothing learned? Is it not but a first step?
And yes i was a bit hasty but i wanted to make sure i covered all the ground.. so sorry about that ^^;
And i didn't like as in just like, i meant a bit more than that, so that was me being unclear again..

Don't we all like to think we can handle ourselves? Of course it will all be easier if you don't try to fix it, just ask yourself if you're okay with that.

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>>689831487
*Consider that if it's true love then she won't leave you that easily. Regarding the "Band-aid" affair, you could potentially see it that way, after all we're talking about an importart person in one's life that even without doing nothing helps the other person withstanding his issues just by existing due to the fact that having someone so important by your side considerably improves one's self esteem, morale and desire of improving, but maybe it would be better to have a vision about this more related to what you feel instead of logical.*

>>689831781
*Let's hope it'll be just an issue concerning this day and not even the followings*

>>689831853
*Don't get too sad about it, you can always meet her tomorrow.*

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Fashionably late, or too fucking late?

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>>689832888
N-No.. certainly not!

What kind of friend would i be if i couldn't trust her?

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>>689833596
too l8 m8

>>689833596
last 1

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>>689833596
You are later than I am. That is an accomplishment because no one even knows who I am.

>>689832573
The feeling is mutual, would gladly get drunk with you.

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>>689833702
You know I hate people that lie.

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>>689832227
>>689833421
Yeah, I'll try to be earlier next time!

>>689833596
Thread is almost kill.

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>>689833596
* Let's just say that you flipped your capacity of respecting timetables, anyway hi Seija.*

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>>689834135
Oh d-don't worry Parsee..!
I'm not the jealous type at all... not a single bit!

>>689834120
you seem chill, only Reimu's threads?