Brump

Bumperino

Bumpadumpo

>>689803510
bump

Suck my dick you fat nigga bitch

>>689804499
win

>>689803510
Wait... Yhur braking ^ w/me thru text? Y? Y dnt yhu luv m3 enuf 2 do this in person?

>>689803424
God... I just can't stand being with a white guy anymore. You can't even satisfy me anymore. You want to know what the drama is about? I need a black cock, just accept it.

>>689805629
This

I got fisted by a family member and just need to be alone right now,

>>689803424
I'm gonna go get some pizza

>>689805629
Again

>>689805629
Roll

>>689806244
lol

>>689806244
Got it! Dope. Send it OP

>>689803424

how about you be less of a drama starting fucking queer and not be shit to ur bf

u fuckin loser
and lel ur a fag

>>689805629
roll

I wish you were in the club pulse

That's cool. Just be sure to answer when I'm drunk and horny, faggot.

No, let's talk this out. I can't do any better than you.

>>689806244
OP is a fag and won't deliver.

>>689803424
I'm just sad you didn't get a chance to taste this ass.

>>689806244
DO IT

>>689803424
I wish you would just go clubbing in orlando.

>>689807837
Roll

Burn some kittens

>>689807837
Roll

>>689806244
WINRAR!

>>689807837
Roll

>>689807837
this

*you're, you illiterate fucking jackass.

>>689807837
roll

Just respond with "k". It will trigger the hell outta him, I guess.

Op wont deliver

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>>689803424
>Bothan Spy

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Delliverd

I know this kid his name starts with a c and ends with an r i slapped him in the face with a quesadilla one time

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God fucking damit /b you have failed me

>>689809202
dis gon be gud

>>689809693

I'm serious. You'll never be as good as Tyrone.

>>689809693
Make up and go fuck his ass you faggot. Also post pics

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>>689809693
Well fuck. I don't think you'll ever get it. Bye.

>>689809981

Roll

>>689810048
Tru. I want to see pics of both of you

>>689807837
Roll

>>689809693
I'm sorry, that wasn't a joke. I need at LEAST 8 inches to even feel kind of full and you're really not doing it for me.

>>689810262
4pics

>>689809693
i'm sorry, i do love you, pease forgive me

>>689810262
Roll

Dude, fuck off, you slut. I don't need your problems in my life.

>>689810490
this

I have AIDS :(

>>689809693
that person is mean. I hope he actually didn't break your heart.

>>689810568
again!

I'm sorry baby. I should have been better. I love you. Let's move on?

>>689810683
this

>>689810683
Roll

>>689810568
Reroll

>>689810683
roll again

>>689810683pls

>>689810683
do this
Anon, you're so pure

>>689810568
come on

>>689810568
Trying again

>>689810683
this please

>>689807837
ROLL

>>689810343
Roll

>>689810568
check these

>>689810931
<3 ily2. And reroll for me

>>689810683
goddammit i want dubs

>>689811116
>>689811111

>>689810568
rollin rollin

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>>689810683

I feel like I'm going to die without you, please don't make me face HIV alone...

>>689811308
Rollllllaaaaaaaaa

>>689811308
Reroll

>>689811272
They didn't even get dubs! You just wanted to get back together didn't you

>>689811308
RALLING

wow gay men really do act like women

>>689811415
No I'm not serious. I'm done with your ass.

>>689811415
yes, i want to start things over again.

>>689811308
Reroll for justice

>>689811209
So salty

>>689811566
winrar

No. Fuck off.

>>689803424
I just feel insecure when you whip out that huge cock and im tiny...

I like girls. Stop texting me.

>>689811308
Rolling again

nah, I just wanna fuck you so hard in the ass that your gay nigger voice be screaming like you should have been doing in Orlando. Fucking gay scum, go do what allah should have done to you and shoot yourself in the head. Faggot.

>>689807837
Roll

>>689803424
Honestly OP you sound like a bit of a cunt

I was never gay in the first flace fag, I just wanted a couple of free meals. I hate you and your fucking gay friends.

>>689811415
Awwwwww..... Not gonna lie if you aren't lying about that it's super cute.... May have to give my boyfriend a hard cuddle now.

>>689803424
I wanna date you

>>689811725
rolling for this

>>689811688
Winrar

Nah dude just allahu ackbar and chillout man

>>689811468
>>689811566
;)

>>689811725
Rawlinnn

>>689811725
what if he kills himself fo real tho?

>>689811986
Kill me need dubs

>>689803424
Whenever we had sex, it always smelled like poop. You never wash well enough and I'm telling everyone.

>>689811688
Dubs tho

>>689811415
ayy lmao

>>689811308
Rollio, I hope you and your faggot boyfriend get polio

>>689810683
Roll

Buy me some cocaine and we could meet up and talk about thjs

>>689803424
to bad you weren't visiting Orlando. I could use the life insurance i took out on you.

>>689803424
Ive been cheating on you. I think its time I let you know :(

You're right. Let's break up, I need a real man in my life not some emotional vacuum cleaner that expects me to be there every second of my life. You know what our relationship needs desperately? A trip to Orlando. Let's go clubbing baby.

You come across as a massive twat, just end it and move on fucking faggot

>>689812422
>>689811688
Winners

>>689812425
Damn roll for this

>>689812425
Kek, missing the BBC

Thanks to whoever told him to say I love you, op is now getting ass rammed in make up sex and won't deliver

>>689812076
Fuck off faggot

>>689812669
I love make up sex. And break up sex. And hate sex and love sex and anything that involves cock in my ass sex.

God being gay is great.

>>689812669
Op was an undelivering fag from the get go

I need to tell you something... I'm gay

I think I want to marry you.

>>689812890
Until a based anon shoots you in a fag bar

>>689812940
Reroll

>>689812890
rolling for this

>>689803424
I applaud your choice of phone. Apple is way overrated.

I think its time you get a iPhone i hate nor being able to imessage you.

>>689813078
Woah. I was being legitimate not even rolling and someone wants to roll for it. Awesome.

>>689813017
My ultimate fetish is to have someone shoot me in the back of the head right as I cum from a good ass fucking.

>>689812890

there's this gay guy that i allowed friending on facebook because we happened to work at the same place 15 years ago. he kinda sucks because he posts lots of shirtless or even nude gay guys sometimes when he gets in moods and technically, it's a felony in my state to suddenly show someone porn so i'm exceptionally disgusted beyond the fact that i don't want to see it for the basic theme. he posts the grossest details of his life... he has bloody cuticles and that's a problem because of "where he likes to stick his fingers" with his random gay sex partners he meets at bars "for sex"--he actually posted that--and how they found blood in his urine but... whew, it's ok because he can still take the special preventative HIV block drug and fuck random guys. fucking disgusting. he lives in san francisco and i'm in arizona now.

Yes, I'm serious. Since I left you, I've been wanking off to trap porn 4 hours a day. Sometimes I feel like I'm straight. If I become straight, no one will understand me. How can I tell them that I've got HIV? They'll laugh at me, you know. Oh wait, you do realise that I have aids, don't you? I fucked a black guy that one time I said I was hanging out with a mate, i'm sorry dude. But we're adults, so you understand, right. He was big and black too, with this damn-good soothing voice. Like Barry white he whispered into my ear, and he said... white boy, i'm gonna impregnate you with my nigga babies. He pumped hard and hard, tearing my arsehole away. He buried his dick so hard that I felt it pushing against my heart. Then he pushed a foot into my big booty hole, and kept on pushing and pushing. Finally, he had both legs in. He started to scream: 'For Japan!' then shouted some ricenigga words I couldn't understand. He was still screaming, heralding the passion of a thousand kamikaze angels that flew around his soul, singing sweet lullabies of American destruction. You wouldn't believe it. He eventually had his whole body inside me. He started to run, and I had no choice but to submit to his will. He was big, black and strong. He ran all the way to my parents house while playing 'so what' on a trumpet he stole from a shop (through my body of course). While he was running he kept on whispering to me with that soothing voice. I was cumming while he did it, because I could feel his big blackness overwhelming me. Eventually we reached my parent's house. They were at the window, watching some cats fucking by the road. They meowed loudly and I felt a connection to the one getting nailed. I shouted out: 'Meow, I love the feeling of cock replacing my intestines too!'. My dad opened the window and asked what I was doing., mr black guy turned me towards him. And he made me utter these horrible words...OPEN THE DOOR / GET ON THE FLOOR /EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

>>689813326
Yeah,you talk about ultimate eh
Shit is inspiring

>>689813781
That is, in fact, my final form.

>>689803510
whoa what a whiny clingy cunt.
good riddance?

>>689811415
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>689814075
re

>>689813667
Well I don't have a Facebook but even if I did I would t post that kinda stuff there. And I don't randomly hook up with guys. I have before but it's not really my thing. And I wouldn't even talk about it except with very specific people.

Those kind of people suck. They're super annoying and are not people even a fag like myself want to be around.

>>689813742
roll

>>689814119
rere

Is op kill?

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>>689813932

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