Both. Because fuck them.

B, because fuck humanity

>>689788352
dis

RUSH B CYKA BLYAT

>>689788263
B, then shot a bullet to A

It wont matter either way. Everyone on both sides is gonna die eventually and whether they go now or later will make no differemce whatsoever.

B, funnier to watch

>>689789091
ahahahahahahah the image I was expecting from the beginning

>>689789091
topkek

>>689788263
well actually, the correct answer is to leave the train on whichever track it already is on. Diverting the train to track A would be considered immoral even though it would save more lives.

>>689788263
Depens on whether or not A or B is black

>>689788681
Well, maybe it's not just about being alive

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>>689789091

>>689789091
Can someone make the last frame funnier ?

A. Because with B it would get stuck.

lay with them

>>689790550
why ????

>>689789474
topkek ahah

>>689790550
becouse life is overated

>>689790911
well not necessarily bro

>>689791325
it is trust me, your too yunge

>>689791539
I dont think it has something to do with age

>>689788263
A. KILL
B. they are tied up already so easy to enslave.

>>689791815
good

B because they are not Muslim.

>>689788263

How do we even know those are the paths that lead us to where the train is trying to go?

>>689789457
so the decision is amoral instead immoral? How is that better?

Actually, that train looks pretty still. I think I'll just go cut the rope on A and after the person leaves switch the train to A before cutting the ropes on B.

>>689788480
2 edgy 4 me

OW THE EDGE

don't do anything. its not my responsibility. I'm gonna go watch a movie instead.

>>689789457
>>The correct answer
topkek u did not say dat

>>689792678
it might be as you are aware of the situation and didnt intend to do anything by just simply watching a movie instead

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How now?

>>689792817
I know the gummint is killing kids overseas and I am not doing anything about that. I know people in my own city have starved to death and didn't do anything about that. How is this any different?

>>689792996
don't know, it depends bro

>>689793118
the effort put in here is minimal.

>>689789091

OH, LOOK! THE STANDARD TAILORED RESPONSE!

>HAHAHAHA OH, HAHAHA!

THIS IS WHAT WE START THESE THREADS FOR!

>HAHAHAHA!

newfags.

>>689793118
Well, some people feel responsible for gumming killing kids overseas or people starving to death in the city, it depends :)

>>689788681
>>689788885
>>689788480
>>689788352
>>689790911
>>689791539
>>689792678


Call an ambulance I'm bleeding out, multiple gashes from all the EDGE in this thread.

>>689793297
fuck that man, you ever pull one of those train track levers? I could throw out my back. Plus, I will have murdered someone.

By not touching the lever, I would lose no sleep over inaction. By touching the lever, I have taken responsibility for a decision that was not mine to make.

>>689793570
Oh also

>yunge

>>689793570
Ambulance just crashed. Driver is reported being a edgy nihilistic motherfucker

>>689788263

Dude look how tiny that trolley is, with a running start you could just knock it off track

hopefully none of the midgets in the trolley get hurt

>>689793643
Inaction is a decision.

>>689788480
>>689788352
The edge

A less people die

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>>689794434

how about now?

>>689788263

ITT: Edgy teens

A. Cause fuck dat nigga

>>689794594
Huh, why ?

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Here's a tough one for you /b/

>>689792996
A, so I come back and beat those niggers

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>>689793185
incorrect

>>689795239
A

>>689788263
Let go of the leaver, let fate decide.

>>689788263

B kills those on the tracks.

A would tilt the car entirely killing everyone inside and upfront without even changing tracks, it's too much of a curve.

So B.

C.

Fuck y'all

>>689794582
B, because I'm not a complete faggot.

>>689788263
If A is an employee, then A, because they are responsible for the safety and well-being of B, and they knew what they were getting into when they began working for (insert here).

Vice versa if B is all employees/workers/affiliated.

If they're both just nondescript people who have nothing to do with the train at all besides being tied up on the track, and we know absolutely nothing, the answer is A. However, it can be argued that even hesitating to choose would be immoral, and it would be much more moral to simply do nothing, instead of take both A and B's lives into your hands.

It can also be argued that one jumps in front of the train instead of pulling the lever, too. Whether it would stop the train is up in the air, but it's definitely an option that attempts to deal with having to decide A or B's fates.

>>689795239
B. Keep in mind, that it says One billion of x men. Ever. Which means that there are more. But, there is only one woman.

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>>689794594
>edgy teens
>on 4Chan

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obviously the only real answer

>>689796367
Yea, but what man is going to cuck the person who just killed 1 billion men?

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>>689793322
>double spacing + capslock
Return to leddit and die, brainless fucking mongoloid

What is it with people thinking that not doing anything isn't a decision itself, one with moral weight.

>>689788263
A, then run over and lift him off the track.

>>689796601
Lmao that pic is too good.

>>689796586
No one, because the man who killed a billion men isn't a cuck?

B, because A will cause multitrack drifting

>>689796678
I don't know. I definitely believe it's a decision, and that it has moral weight. However, it's the kind of moral weight that is the result of deliberately choosing not to intervene.

You'd have chose to let the events occur as they were set up to (supposedly), as (supposedly) you were not a part of the scenario until happening upon a moving train about to hit 1 or n^x people.. It seems like the better deal, as opposed to deliberately trying to fix things, and failing anyways (because someone will still die and there are several ways to spin each conclusion).

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>>689788263

Choice is easy. Save A all day.

>>689788263
/b/ then back up and run over a

pull switch lever when trolley is going through the intersection to derail it and hopefully have it miss

>>689788263
Let Jesus take the wheel.

There are too many people on this planet anyways.