Never had a date, can't match qts on tinder. I'm 23. give it to me straight
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Never had a date, can't match qts on tinder. I'm 23. give it to me straight am I hard to look at?
fuck you you pussy ass bitch
>>689787548
You're alright for 43.
>>689787548
You look like Charles Manson bro kys
>>689787548
timestamp brando
You look like something out of dark souls.
First, prove its you.
Second, you're alright. But there's definitely some small/easy changes than can be made to make you a solid 10.
Prove its you and I'll spill the beans.
You're not ugly anon. 6/10. I can give you three advices:
1. Go to a barber and get a good haircut.
2. Take care of your skin. Go to a dermatologist if necesary
3. Dress better.
Maybe you can reach an 8/10
>>689787647
Wow why?
>>689787769
I said 23
>>689787807
He got mad pussy tho.
>>689787809
Why?
>>689788013
I love dark souls but what are you on about?
you look slimy, but that can be improved.
>>689788272
So the only reason I look 6/10(which obviously ain't great) is cause of changeable things?
And what kind of hair would suit my look?
>>689787548
Hououin Kyouma / 10
would travel through time with
>>689788272
>>689787548
Just please dont get this harcut its fucking gay as fucking shit, if any of u fags have/had this haircut hang yourselves.
Hey Brandon femanon here.... you are cute.
>>689788662
Yes, that and the serious confidence problem you have. Change that too
>>689787548
Hi Jaime Lannister
I have the same T-shirt OP
>>689787548
You're not bad mate. Might be your personality. Post your profile.
>>689787548
you need to shave all the time, your facial hair looks like a boy and you have a man's face so it makes you creepy and weird looking. otherwise you're fine but drop the n64 shirt, it's dope but girls won't get the wit of it and probably just think you're a loser who buys retro tees from target to be ironic or "geek chic"
6 potential 7 out of 10
>>689787548
Look fine need a haircut maybe.
It's an approach thing. Which is awesome cause you can adjust it.
lol you posted last night on /pol/
kill yourself faggot
>>689787548
You look like Corey Feldman and Keanu reeves made a butthole baby.
>>689787548
I haven't been on /b/ in almost 2 years and this cunt is still here
i actually think he's hot as fuck and his t-shirt makes him look like a savage beast, but that's just me probably.
You need a better haircut that doesnt make you look like a dumbass teenager loser. Time to grow up. Start lifting and get rid of your body hair. Get better clothes and start go to church. Plenty of gullible girls there to get started. Then get a tattoo and start going to trendier parts in the closest major city near you. As far as your personality, you might want to start finding something to be interested in.
>>689787548
Dammit Brandon!
>>689787548
it's not so much your looks but the creepy "Please date me" messages you send to chicks
>>689787548
BRANDON GO AWAY YOU FILITHY HALF BREED FAGGOT!
>>689790599
I remember reading a post by the actual guy (I think his name is Brandon). I think he was a regular on /soc/ but then people made this joke about him and he left. Every spammed 'am I ugly' post isn't him.
He was quite pissed off about the whole thing if I remember correctly.
>>689787548
To get women, OP, you need to
>Shave
>dye hair blond
>get combover
>get swole
>get expensive suit
>become billionaire
>Make America Great Again
You need to know what women want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVGt54DsbHU
>>689787548
you look much better than when you started posting your pic, and you were never bad looking bro
>>689787548
Bro, I think it's your facial espression...
I mean... I get the feels... but with guys... if you're hot but you don't have the right personality... none of your hotness matters.
I think you are 5 or 6/10, meaning you were never hopeless.
A girl once told me I was hot at 19. all my teenage years girls were calling me ugly.
A lot of it is perspective... but your not a male-hambeast... there is a lot to work withhere...
Cut your hair, shave a little better, make sure the barber trips your eyebrows and... most importantly.... learn how to interact with girls like an alpha....
I was never a pro at it, but I never had a ton of problems getting laid either...
I'd say it's all about personality...
>>689790599
Checked. And yep.
See this sad cunt posting "why don't I get girls" threads on /soc/ all the fucking time.
>>689789417
damn dude that was really clever
>>689787548
With some work being done to acne you would look like Keanu reeves, doing some push-ups would definitely help too, 9 potential imo
>>689791177
holy shit
>>689790599
asked for a time-stamp because its almost unbelievable that he would keep coming back to just be humiliated. it cant really be him...
First and foremost, you want to look clean.
Try to make a habit of lightly styling your hair when you go out and for god sake at least for your pictures.
Facial hair should be trimmed daily. If you want that stash, make sure the rest of your facial hair is coming out stronger.
Don't even bother with facial hair tbh unless they come in full enough to get crisp lines.
Facial Hair is scientifically proven to make you sexy, but sexy is just sexy. What you want to do is look like you can be a viable host for these bitch's kids.
AKA look rich/smart/healthy. This is 10x more important than looking sexy. This what all those bitches be looking for. Ever wondered why bearded muscular dudes with glasses are so popular?
Healthy and Smart! Must be rich! If he aint, he definitely has what it takes to make bank!
Checks all 3 boxes.
Run with that
And if you happen to have a nice car or house, you could try using those as your picture instead of your face...
>>689787548
are you gay?
>>689792472
Extremely
>>689787548
Whats hard to look at is your defeated soul.
>>689789036
I hate people with that haircut but girls always seem to like it sooo
>>689787548
Dude you need to lay off the meth.
>>689793100
>>689792265
scrawny dickbeared guy with sunglasses
So close yet so far...
>>689793541
definitely the eyes, holy shit
You should go tattoo your iris.
>>689788712
Agreed
>>689790599
It's almost definitely not him. Real Brandon ALWAYS supplies a timestamp and doesn't type the way OP does. Besides, real Brandon made a final post on /b/ years ago saying he was done being called a faggot and finally found a boyfriend and settled down.
