Sort your life out..

Why?

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I forgot to say "alcoholic". Moving back home at end of the month to try and get my shit straight.

How do you support yourself?

Because you're living like a fucking rat.

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>>689781397
Shit happens, gave up for a bit

>>689781127
How did you get this way?

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How many filled piss bottles in that room?

Thats shit would take a hour tops to clean up. Step your filth up, nigga.

Just fucking clean
>triggered

>>689781673
Dude holy shit just grab a big ass trash bag and put everything that has no use like fucking piss bottles

Also how fat are you?

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>>689781482
Savings... I was successful at one point

>>689781127
why the fuck do you piss in bottles when you have a toilet

you cant be that fucking lazy

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>>689781127
Russian room. All russians are piece of shit.

Pic related, mine.

>>689781439
dat mario kart tho.....

Grab a garbage bag and start throwing shit in that would be start

>>689781127
Do you smoke weed? I bet you smoke weed

name brand computer, beer, pasta, smokes, soda, hydration, AC unit. you're not too bad off if you have that shit.

>>689782030
>dell
absolutely fucking vile

>>689781127
>Hormel chili
Classy

Genuinely curious, how the fuck do you live like this? I'm depressed as fuck, but I wouldn't let it get this messy, or it would make me feel even worse.

>>689781939
I understand pissing in a bottle to save money and water but why the fuck keep them

>>689781127
Where do you live, can I come over to clean your house?

>>689781939
Find purpose in life...

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>>689781712
Alcoholism, apathy, depression, money to burn...

Dear OP,

Have you ever considered cleaning your room?

Kill yourself. Your life is pointless

>>689781439

Having mommy and daddy take care of you (is regressing to childhood) is not "getting your shit together". You'll use them like the addict you are don't lie to us and say it's to get better. Getting your shit together would be going to rehab and learning to live a sober life.

>>689781884
Surprisingly not fat.
5'11, ~160lbs

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>yfw OP is trying to use us to motivate him

>yfw OP will never get his shit straightened out

dont even bother trying to sort through it all.
fill up a black bag once a day and throw it out. you will eventually get used to it and it will all be gone in time.

>>689781127

Wow. I see one beer can. You could clean that place up in like 30 min dude. Just get a trashbag and walk from one side to the other pickin shit up. Put on loud music while you do it. Once you are finished cleaning the fuckin place post a pic. You will feel a lot better.

Raviolis or spaghetti?

>>689782235
How does this save money?

I'm so glad I decided to quit living like this.

>>689782650

Also this.

>>689782297
fuck man...

>>689782305
Mom detected

OP you make me ashamed to come on 4chan

>ITT OP must clean room and post pic before quads or drink from a piss bottle.

Roll fags

>>689781127
is that cum in the vitamin water

>>689782297
That's no excuse.
I've been suffering with alcoholism and depression and anxiety for fuck knows how long and I still manage to have a clean and tidy place to live.
It's just laziness.

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>>689781787
A lot, 22 just near my feet...

>>689783001
>quads
Fuck you

>>689783001

Rolling

>>689781127
is that cum in the vitamin water?

>>689781127
Have you blown your savings, OP? Or will you be able to hide in your piss jug fort until you die?

>>689783001
roll

>>689782150
Haven't smoked weed in 2 years

OP, you are one punk bitch.

Blame it on your self-diagnose "depression" all you want. In reality, you are just LAZY.

LAZY
A
Z
Y

>>689783090
I was giving him a chance to win

can we see your fridge?

>>689783078
Argh. I just noticed the evan williams green label. I pity you. That stuff is so gross, it should be illegal.

>>689783078
I bet it smells wonderful in that fucking cave

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>>689781127
I like how you are using your shirt as curtains

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>>689783012
fucking this.
all OP is doing is using his depression and alcoholism as a crutch, making it seem like he has serious problems, when in reality he's just some lazy faggot scrolling /b/ everyday doing absolutely nothing with his life.

>>689783001
This

>>689781127
Why don't you set a timer for 10 minutes, clean your room for another 10 minutes, then brows the tubes for 30 minutes, then cleean again for 10 min and repeat?

>>689783012
>>689783308
This is the unadulterated truth.

OP you're just a fat sloth. Laziness is the only reason.

My room is a little messy but FUCK. Ravioli cans and pee bottles?

>>689783568
Damn son thats just like me, but atleast my room is semi tidy

m8, get a trash bag and just put all the piss bottles in it then toss it out. thats how i got my shit clean.
Make sure its a good quality trash bag too...

op stop being a faggot and get a gf or a hooker to suck your dick

>>689782285
fucking same, I'll make sure that bitch is spotless

>>689783840
double or triple bag it.

>>689783001
Reroll

>>689781127
my nigga, chef boyardie

someone screencap this shit

http://www.thebirdman.org/Index/Others/Others-Doc-BetterLiving/+Doc-BetterLiving-General&Msc/PracticalUsesOfUrine.htm

>>689783568
that might be actually pretty accurate.
well played sherlock

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>>689782063
You missed the boxed Smash Bros. 64?


Bed...

>>689783001
OP better be cleaning

I understand the bottles okay but how and where do you shit?

Well, now I don't feel so bad that the rugs on my floor need to be vacuumed.

>>689782628
Yup. OP made this so we would motivate him to clean his disgusting room.

What a pig.

>>689784110
>>689783078
>>689782297
>>689781939
>>689781673
>>689781439
>>689781127
people like you should be euthanized

Why are you such a piece of human garbage?

>>689784110

And the original zelda... I had this one with the box. My father threw it away .

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>>689784110
So why aren't you tossing anything out? if you can see that you have cans of ravioli and bottles of urine, why is it so hard to pick it up and put it in a trash can?

>>689781127
why do you live around garbage and piss bottles? why dont you take the garbage out and pour out the piss, recycle the bottles?

>>689784110
Fucking do something man!

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>>689782168
Never said I was broke... just a low life that gave up

>>689783001
rollie ollie

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>>689784319
its the same person...

>>689784534
That looks pretty clean there, I'm impressed. Where do you shit?

OP don't let these guys get you down. You don't have to change your lifestyle at all.

Just stay on 4chan.

You know you want to.

In fact, that's what you are GOING to do. Whether you like it or not.

You don't have the willpower to leave us.

You will be disgusting forever.

Go ahead, OP. Try to leave the thread and clean your room. I dare you.

>>689783001
Here comes the piss bottle>>689783002

>>689784766
if dubs say so

>>689781127
What's your definition of an alcoholic OP? That's a broad term. How much and what do you drink?

>>689782843
Made me kek

>>689784534
if dubs, I fucking dare you to sniff that Gatorade bottle with black stuff in it. If you puke, you have to toss it out.

>>689784534
>>689781127

Let me guess you're name is Noam.

>>689784677
yes I know that, and anyone like him should be euthanized

>>689784930
rolling

WHERE AND HOW DO YOU SHIT?

Dude this reminds me of that one WoW nerd who had like McDonalds drinks all over his room and shit and like all over his desk was just drinks lmao someone please link me that video.

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>>689783002
Just old piss, it gets cloudy after a while and leaves a white residue on the bottle

If dubs OP has to stick his finger in piss bottle and take a picture.

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>>689784930
rrrrrrrrrre rollllllllllll

Hey op can I have all your video game shit. Also do you even game? You have a ps1 and n64 games but you don't even have a CRT bruh.
Also also where you from so I can pick this shit up. Looks like you live in an apartment, major US city?

Also also also, piss bottles are an amazing way of life. Nobody will understand but us piss bottle users. Granted it's been a while since I've had a good stock of piss bottles but I think once I get my life together they'll come back.

I swear to god OP, get a huge bag and trash everything

>>689785156
are you fat?

>>689781127
OP, I must know what a man who lives like this looks like. Show yourself.

>>689784930
Rolling OP has to post a pic

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>>689784478
>tfw you buy water bottles made with recycled plastics that once stored OPs dirty piss

>>689785333
fuck yeah i win

>>689785082
Could you pls answer come on

>>689784534
>Never said I was broke... just a low life that gave up

if you aren´t broke then why are you living like a fucking rat. just Clean up FFS

>>689785333
nice trips

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>>689783149
Almost, I have been unemployed for about 4 months now

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>>689785177
>>689785177
>>689785177
>>689785177

>>689785453
ikr, hire a fkn janitor or something

how can you be so lazy to go take a PISS????

Thanks for the new battlestation pictures fam.

when was the last time you fucked a grill? and why is nobody visiting your shithole? because if somebody had, they would make you clean it. are you left alone ?

>>689785542
That febreeze bottle is a fucking soldier.
RIP, I bet nothing can mask the smell of that room

>>689785611
it happens. i do it too but i throw them out the same day or the next day.

Piss in bottles, okay. Poo goes where exactly? Serious question though, OP.

Dude.. Actually clean that shit. Being an alcoholic or depressed an shit is one thing but it ain't an excuse for a dirty as fuck living space. Step one, clean. Step two, sort your shit out yourself and get successful again (don't need mommy a. Daddy for that ). Step three, do what ever the fuck you want, your fixed. Drink,fuck, smoke, what the fuck ever just fucking clean that shit its like %90 the problem here.

>>689781127
Hey opie, im in same boat losing my job in twenty minutes and my apt in 2 weeks. Have doggo to support

>>689785177
Oh shit!

OP GET ON IT!

>>689781439
DAT SMASH BROS

>>689781127
OP where are you from?

I know a sack of shit that lives in SF, sounds JUST like you.

>>689785739
Kekd

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>>689785082
I shit in a toilet of course. What's wrong with you?

And yes I am very lazy

>>689785744
jesus fuck and I thought I was a disgusting lowlife, there's people who piss in a bottle to not go to the shithouse. I'm impressed.

>>689785177
KEK

>>689781127
I like your fireplace.

>>689786012
>dat N64
mein neger

>>689785207
Rollin

would take you an hour to clean your room - why not do that instead of creating this worthless thread?

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I understand you, brother. If you lile we can be friends.

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OP

>>689784878

Alcoholism:

An addiction to the consumption of alcoholic liquor or the mental illness and compulsive behavior resulting from alcohol dependency.


Seems pretty straight forward to me.

>>689785177
OP have you seen this?

>>689785208
Answer me.
Also why so much Gatorade

>>689786012
>What's wrong with you?

YOU HAVE PROBABLY 100 PISS BOTTLES IN YOUR ROOM, ITS A GOOD QUESTION.

I don't get the piss bottle thing. Do you not have a bathroom?

Winrar! We have a new edgelord mascot. OP give /b/ a partial face pic with that landfill in the background. Please include a few piss bottles

>>689785177
Op is a faggot and probably already has pissy fingers cuz he's too lazy to wash them.

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>>689786012
>has the audacity to question other people

>>689782030
"Think Different"
i kek'd

>>689786176
Sweet sandals, Friendzone.

>>689786180
Bonus points if you know the story

>>689785382
kek

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>>689781127
2 High resolution 4 Low life

>>689781127
hedonist or nihilist?

So you have a toilet and you choose to piss in fifty bottles.

I think you have a fetish thing going on.

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>>689785299
Me 5 months ago at wedding

OP

>>689786012
you will feel so much better with a clean home to live in

>>689785382
AHHHHHHHHH

>>689782030
That Dell inspiron desktop, you fucking suck

>>689781127
Why the fuck do you have 3 god damn fans on blowing the same god damn way. Fuck ,FUCKS SAKE, have proper ventilation
Fucking retard

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>>689786012
is that piss? omg you have a bar. WTF, i piss in bottles and have a bar.

>>689781127
Cut your fingernails

>>689786460
Adam Levine?

>>689782030
>Pic related, mine.
haha, kys

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>>689786460
This is my real post.

This is my router...

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>>689785542
>>689785739
the final stand

>>689786542
its to blow the smell away

Is your name Max?

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>>689781127
>>689781439
>>689781673
>mfw i have this chair
>mfw im going to burn my chair

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Shay

>>689786012
How fat are you? I Imagine you give mercury a run for its money.

>>689783001
rollxd

>>689785333
I WINNN FUCK YES FUCK ME FAGGOTS

>>689786710
Is that cigarette ash? fuck

>>689786723

https://youtu.be/yN-1Eh3ksVA

>>689786710
are you overweight or obese by any chance?

PICK UP THE GODAMN BOTTLES AND SHIT AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGRTHER, SHITSTICK. ITS NOT HARD. IT FEELS HARD, BUT IT'S NOT. JUST TELL YOURSELF IT SUCKS AND SUCK IT UP AND FIX IT

Being dehydrated all the time can make you feel more tired/ lazy and I'd say that from the looks of your urine you sir should drink more water.

>>689783078

drinks evan williams, pounds chef boyardis, pissin in bottles... u me?

>>689786710

What did you do, fucking shart all over everything?

Did you get this way because a woman left you?

>>689786710
Is that a router?

>>689783078
dont worry OP.
I also just recently had pissbottles in my room for like a month because the sink in the laundry room was clogged up.

OP, get your hand on some adderall and clean your room.

>>689786929
he cant be that fat, his picture from 5 months ago shows him pretty thin. plus with all that fucking gatorade, he must be pissing away the pounds

>>689786710
Why the fuck would you put it over liquids, that shit is gonna evaporate and you router is gonna short circuit.

>op in late 20's
>im in early 20's
>this could be me in a few years
>i need to get my shit together
thanks for inspiration op, you skumbag

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>>689786723
dude i am the exact same way and i use the same fabreeze maybe a chemical in that shit is fucking with our brains and making us lazy fucks.

>>689787008
He said earlier that he was 5'11 and 160 Lbs.

>>689787024
Seriously. Go buy some fucking black trash bags and just start putting everything in them

>>689787126
this op.

>>689783001
rollino op

>>689787194
kk

Winrar! We have edgelord mascot. Post a partial pic of your face OP with that landfill in the background. Please include some cloudy piss
bottles
Trips names our new mascot

>>689783001
CLEAN THAT ROOM.

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>>689781127
>mfw i thought my room was dirty

>>689783001
Clean it NOW! It's your mom here.

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>>689786710

lmao

>>689784319
this is the solution for fuck heads like you... this isnt lazy, this is loosing your self esteem! grab your balls and clean your fucking place, this is no live! you piss in bottles - the fuck? piss out of your window and not in bottles, are you a fucking retarded nigga or wath? wtf i didnt get it....

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>>689786191
Yea, didn't see anyone win yet

>>689786228
Gatorade is awesome

>>689786408
Again never said I was broke, that would suck.

>>689786414
Neither, apathetic, lazy, and took a vacation into depravity

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>>689781127
What if you trie to fix this mess?

>>689787241
thats what i did when my roomwhen i was in highschool, my dad always loved barging into my room just to complain about how bad it smells in my room. So i said to myself "fuck this guy". i cleaned all my clothes and there was no trash anywhere. But it still smelled bad for some reason and it was solved by opening the window

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>>689785866
Listen to the dubs op

>>689787510
Kek

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>>689787569
nigger.... the guy who said it had dubs.

>>689787510
dank

>>689781127
>Ask me anything
Really ?
Ok first sow me your electric installation for your computer.

>>689787569
>vacation into depravity
why what made you like this? tell us your story OP, we are here to listen

>>689787569

So did your woman leave you or what?

>>689787569
Well if you aren't broke then hire someone to clean that shit

>>689785177
op

>>689781127
Hey anon, I'm in a similar situation. Unemployed >1 year, pretty much let my life go to shit but not broke yet. No piss bottles for me though.

Grab some trash bags and start throwing shit out. Easy first step to being less of a slob.

>>689787569
did you like gtav?

>>689787165
Maybe you are useless, human garbage.

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>>689781127
Zelda OOT #DS (3ds games), Zelda NES, Mario kart 64, Super Smas bros. 64... a box with videogames parts, nintendo 64 controllers, playstation 1

>>689787569
>>689785333

Hi, I got trips, expecting pics soon. Thanks

>>689787760
it's called severe dry dick syndrome

OP should post a picture of his room with a riddle relating to one of the objects in it and we have to play I Spy

>>689787510
no u dont deserve it please die noe

>>689785542
but you have enough money to buy pringels and febreeze, the priciest shit on this planet? buy fucking trash bags man...

how often do you clear out the piss bottles? or has that never happened?

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Op sorry if it's already been asked but I can't be arsed to read this whole thread:

I can see being a neet and being messy, but why not take the trash out? It's not even hard to do. Do you feel a connection to the garbage or are you just so incredibly lazy that you can't even do that?

I'm a lazy lowlife bum myself, but there's no trash laying around. I even piss in bottles sometimes, but then they go in the dumpster later on.

Please answer op. My heart needs to know.

ur so pathetic thank god im not like you, die

OP SHOW REST OF HOUSE

where are the plates of tendie crumbs?

>>689783001
I'd really like this.
Before-and-after cleaning rooms is my fetish.

>>689781939
Send me you playstation

>>689783001
Aha

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>>689786769
Nope

Sushi leftovers, Seamless is my best friend

>>689787641
lel

Op you're fucking disgusting, fucking killurself.

>>689781127

A TV show kind of like Hoarders, but call it Degenerates and feature people like OP

I would watch the fuck out of that shit

>>689785156
It fucking sad that you have had the time and resources to know this. What the fuck dude...sort your shit out

>>689788214

the fan has old food and shit behind it.
>My nose fucking hurts

>>689787602
Hey my dad does the same, gonna clean my room today, thx anon

Upload a broad view picture, OP

>>689785739
>>689786723
Kekd my cunt off

>>689787569
>Neither, apathetic, lazy, and took a vacation into depravity
noo, you believe nihilist but you are hedonist, obvious

>>689786012
Omg send me those n64 controllers please! I need them immediately . Thank you

>>689782297
A Game Boy pocket green!!!

>>689786176
Jesus fucking Christ, look at the size of that leg. Get the harpoon ready guy's, we've got a fatty.

>>689781127
In a place not unlike the one you are in. I would move home if I could. I have nowhere to run now.

>>689782220
Everyone knows armour is best

>>689786012
Also omg is that the original Zelda. Seriously. Please. Send. me. This. Stuff

>>689788597
Hey i've got one of those, hated it when everyone started switching to Gameboy Colors.

i'd rather kill myself than live like that

@689787569
Fuck off you fucking newfag kek. Get off 4chan

Seriously OP you have cool stuff here. Fucking take all the game stuff out all the junk. DUMP THE GODAM PISS BOTTLES OUT! Then immediately send me all the game related items. Thank you

>>689788214
Gotta wonder where do you keep all your dried jizz?

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>>689788777
Trips!

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>>689787724
Never agreed, but also don't want to disappoint anyone

>>689787899
What was trips win?
Trying to respond as relevant and much as possible but there is a lot.

any plans about how long you'll be like this?

>>689789020
Wtf...seriously....wtf?

>>689789131
STFU jews !

>>689781127
Jesus fuck!! Why are you so messy?

>>689789020
I've sent you a private message, check your inbox

>>689788214
Good for you anon
All this capitalism and plastics are causing this
You have been embraced yourself
You have been created a national enivorment for the moder world.
This is our habitat now
THANK YOU ANON

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>>689789131
OP'S A FUCKING JEW. NO WONDER HE'S NOT POOR.

>>689789080
His mouth

Toasting in molded bread

>>689784299
Would it be acceptable if OP had posted this originally asking for motivation instead of trying to sneak it out of use like a faggot?

>>689781939
So, rich family?

>>689789442
Kek

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>>689784110