>>689771193

Orlando

what you doin

Orlando

stop

so even alligators hate gays

killing 4 gators for a dead cunt ... murica.png

>>689771399

nope

apparently the alligator savaged some dumb little shit

>>689771193
It's the parents fault. Cunts shouldn't have been there. Especially at that time of night

>>689771546
Not like it'll hurt their numbers. These things reproduce pretty quickly.

>>689771609
Nah. They were from out of state. Disney has fucking sandy beaches with hammocks all over that beach. Alligators are quick and sneaky when hunting. Just a quick second and you are not expecting it and it drags your child away. A 2 year old doesn't know shit about the world.

>>689771546
Fuck em. We would kill around 15 a month when I lived in Florida. Some for fun and some to eat.

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>>689771717
This is what it looks like where the kid got dragged in

>>689771193
because this is an indicator of worse things to come. Florida will burn.

I live a bit south of Orlando.
Every... and I mean every fucking lake has gators. They aren't rare or endangered or anything.

They will take any small animal from beach... and really like dogs. If you are ever in Florida, watch kids at the shore.

Protip: We also have... bears, panthers, bobcats, wild feral hogs, poisonous snakes, giant fucking pythons, wild monkeys, and other shit here.

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>>689771193
They found the alligator who got him...

>>689772571
So?

You gonna tell me you are going out with your fucking child, let him wander as he pleases and hope that nothing bad happens to him?

That´s a pretty stupid logic right there. I never keep my eyes out of fucking children in my charge because of how fucking easily they get into trouble.

>Fuck millenials and their parenting skills

>>689773776
Nigga are you god tier retarded? You don't literally have your eyes on your kid 24/7. She was holding the child's hand. They were talking while the kid was looking at the water. The alligator is quick and stealthy when hunting the water. It happens in the blink of an eye. Do you not get out much? Do you not know much about the world? How do you function? How are you not dead?

>>689774306

Ar you full retard? you do watch child when you are in shark infested waters you nerd. It´s like you walk on a highway noot looking at your 2yr old child how he walks on the street.

>>689774306
See
>>689773211

I don´t live in Orlando but pretty much any place with ´Nature´ has a fuck ton of dangers.

>Parentin 101:
>Keep your eyes on the fucking child
>Keep the fuck away from places you can´t see shit
>You don´t fucking take children to a fucking walk on a random lake at night
>Don´t eat bait

That baby is bring digested and being turned into alligator shit now.

>>689775264
>Opinions
>Posting fact
>Implying a dead alligator can digest

>>689774306
>She was holding the child's hand. They were talking while the kid was looking at the water.
Citation?

>>689774306

I'm an Orlando resident.

Here's a protip:

Don't go in the water if there's an alligator.

Another protip:

It's estimated that every single body of water in Florida (manmade or otherwise or any size) has an alligator in it.

Dumb shit Nebraskans were idiotic and failed to recognize the danger inherent in Florida water. That's it. Too bad. I wouldn't go to Nebraska and let my kid wander away from me to get eaten by a Mountain Lion or a Bear, and then cry and complain that it happened and someone should have told me to watch out for them.

I don't go to Texas and swim out into the gulf and then be shocked when my kid gets attacked by a shark.

If you go where there are animals, you'll probably meet animals. They may not be friendly.

>>689775595
Yes exactly. You proved me right. These people were not from the area and did not know of the danger.
>>689774797
Your EYES are not on your child 24/7. Please I'm trying to bring you into reality. NEETs do not understand!

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There were "No swimming here" signs posted.

But tourists are stupid and if there's water they're gonna jump into it.

>>689775595
I'm from the backwoods of Florida. These people who come vacation down here don't know shit. They don't even think about it. Maybe disney should not have the area open at all times or even accessible. Gators are tasty as fuck though when fried right.

>>689776523

How can you not know the danger? I know that if I go to Montana and try to go hiking, I'm likely to run into a big fucking bear.

I've never been to Montana.

I know that if I go to Indiana and go to a state park, I may run into a mountain lion/cougar.

I've never been to Indiana.

I know these things because I am an adult and I am not a 2 year old child. I know these things because I am not retarded and I have learned the basics of our country that we live in, including topography and wildlife. Anyone should know there are alligators in Florida. It's not an excuse to say they didnt know the area

They found the body but the gator is still out there

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This really makes me hate murica even more. In murican logic they would exterminate all not humanlife on the continent that could have a negative outcome out of stupidity. -stick in the wheel bicyclists. Jpg

>>689771193
it made me laugh - really brightened up my day

>>689776812
Me too anon, just above Lake Okeechobee, in middle of state.

Hot as fuck this week huh?

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>>689778285
You hate America because there are alligators and irresponsible parents?

Kill the gator, it's the only way.

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>>689774886
>>689775595
pretty much this

>be in Florida... pretty well known for gators
>lets kid wander near dangerous water
>kid gets eaten
>it's the alligators fault

so if the kid had wandered onto a road and got hit by a truck would people be out there smashing up a bunch of trucks... probably

>>689776957
I know there's alligators in Florida and I'm not even from America

>>689773211
You have wild fucking monkeys in Florida?

>>689775595
This. Orlando guy here. Fresh water is full of gators and amoeba. Don't do it.

To be fair.... this lake is man made... was dug and is maintained by Disney. They (IMO) have a responsibility to keep shit like this out of the park.

The fact they caught 4 says they don't....

I realize it's probably not easy, but with their money, and that park making a few million dollars a day.... you would think it could be more policed.

It's the same big lake that all the boats travel on, tens of 1000's of people cross it every day.

This will cost them more than 5 full time gator cops.

>>689771193
because god hates faggs

>>689776957
You've obviously never been to Nebraska either. Because mountain lions and bears (or Mountain Lions and Bears as you style them) don't routinely eat small children or anyone else there. It would be considered a freak accident if they did. Just like this was a freak accident

>>689773634
underrated

>>689780376
No..we don't. I'm from Jacksonville and I can tell that monkeys do not fucking live in the wild, in this state.

>>689780376
We have a troop here where I am, one in Hollywood I know of, and a HUGE fucking mess of them in Silver Springs.
They aren't indigenous, escappes from zoos....

The Silver Springs troop was from escapees from an old Bogart Movie called the African Queen that was filmed there, and Tarzan Movies.

Fuck gators, Go DAWGS!!!

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>>689772254
No you didn't

>>689780828
Not a freak.... they found a big one dragging a corpse last week.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/alligator-spotted-dead-body-mouth-39679189

>>689778816
Browardfag here. It's brutal. Esp. because I have to fucking wait on black benches for the bus to come. Fuck not having a car.

mfw ajilator joins isis and shoots up gay bar

the crocodile was a terrorist, his father was a nile crocodile and he worked for al qaeda

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>>689781497
>mfw
tfw no image

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Florida fag here. Gators can be harmless or not. I've been no more than a couple feet chilling from an alligator out sunbathing. Usually if there out of the water they pose little threat. With that being said howevet, they are still very dangerous. Best thing to do is to run in a zigzag if you do have to run from one.

It's funny, they actually had to pass a law prohibiting people from feeding alligators because they were worried that alligators might stop fearing humans and more attacks would occur.

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Gator was just hungry, parents should have been parenting.

>>689771193
>all off the bad stuff

>>689781407
Used to live in Pompano, and Sunrise...
I'm up in south central now .... just heat, orange groves, and white trash natives here.

>>689781652
It's an alligator, you think all reptiles look the same huh you speicist fuck? CHECK YOU MAMMALIAN PRIVILEGE SHITLORD

>>689780981
The one about the silver springs troop is a myth. Look it up.

>>689782266
Why'd you move. Sunrise is pretty chill.

An anonymous employee there said one particular couple feeds the alligators from their hotel room all the time. They think its funny.

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>>689782468
kek

>>689780376
The black population is rather high

>>689782555
>>689780981
Here's proof:
Around the spring of 1938, a colony of rhesus macaques called "the Nazuris" was released in and aroundSilver SpringsinFloridaby a tour boat operator known locally as "Colonel Tooey" to enhance his "Jungle Cruise". A traditional story that the monkeys were released for scenery enhancement in theTarzanmovies that were filmed at that location is false, as the only Tarzan movie filmed in the area, 1939'sTarzan Finds a Son!, does not contain rhesus macaques.[10]In addition, various colonies of rhesus and other monkey species are speculated to be the result ofzoosand wildlife parks destroyed in hurricanes, most notablyHurricane Andrew.[11]

>>689779730
All alligators in that area over 3ft HAVE to be euthanized.

>>689776636
no swimming is a lot different than
WATCH THE FUCK OUT FOR ALLIGATORS

>>689776957
These are normal people. Not people who know shit about nature. We are the minority

>>689783333
checked

>>689780623
They frankly shoulda had groundskeepers for this kind of shit already.

Florida - literal fucking gator central, and they don't make sure their man made lake is free of gators?

Nobody in their right mind would think something like this could happen there. Sure, there are alligators but there's also people and fireworks and boats and all sorts of shit there that would keep wildlife away. These things were most likely baited by rich fuck tourists.

>>689771193
you know what if the stupid baby were carrying a gun he could avoid the death

>>689774306
>>689774797
Floridafag here, he's right. Given the amount of gators i've seen in ponds and shit, it would be incredibly stupid to let your child near that, without top tier supervision. However tourists wouldnt know that

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THE SIMPSONS PREDICTED IT!

>>689771193
Weird shit happens in Florida

Dude i live in orlando
I was working less than a mile away in downtown Orlando when this shit went down.
I still dont give a fuck.

>>689784834
This
It's kinda on Disney to make sure their grounds are free of gators, or warn people of their likely presence.

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>>689783675
well I'd still blame the parents, and maybe the grounds keeper.. but the gators just acting normally, it will eat anything smaller than itself if it's close enough... it's not like a crazy one with a vendetta against humans

>>689778816
Sarasotafag here, what's good /b/ros? Who else is happy that it's not fucking raining anymore

He wuz a good gator, he dinchew nuffin'!

>>689785155
>no swimming
>in florida
hurr durr i wonder what that could mean

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>mfw going to UF in the fall
G-go gators, r-right?

>>689785065
Well The Simpsons predict everything

>>689783608
Thanks for the info /b/ro. I think I got my story from a Silver Spring tour.... in any case... there are a fuck ton of them

>>689782704
I work for myself, I can rent a 4 br lakefront here for 700.00 a month, and no traffic.

It's boring.... but I can afford better shit for me, without paying high rent.

>>689785155
I guarantee there was a gator danger sign near the pond.. I've never seen a body of freshwater in the state without one, or really fucking high fences. You're right, it is on Disney to keep their waters alligator free, and i'm sure that for the most part, they do the best they can. However, those things are some sneaky bastards and it's probably pretty hard to get them all.

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>>689771193
The new harambe
This is the only alligator related thing i have, sorry

>>689785155
There were tons of signs, & they were the only ones who were swimming in the lake

>>689785513
Nigger who the fuck are you.
Some people don't know what you know.
Some people are tourists who literally have no idea about florida's gator infestation, it would literally never occur to them.

Understand that something that may be obvious to you will not be obvious to everyone.

You are literally displaying signs of autism here.

>>689785759
No... just no swimming signs with no illumination.
They were watching an outdoor movie... meaning Disney knows lots of people will be on that beach every night.

>>689771193

I'm from bumfuck upstate NY.

When I went to Florida for whatever reason I assum that every body of water, from the ocean to the lakes, ponds, rivers, and even puddles contained gators.

To this day I still live. What now?

>>689785644
What do you do? Software programming?

Guess they made that Peter Pan ride a little too realistic.

>>689786016
Well, then I guess it's on Disney. Though, when I moved to florida, the first 2 things I learned was how to get out of a rip current, and to stay the fuck away from freshwater. I feel like that should just be common sense

>>689786016
That does seem inadequate.

You can bet your ass that beach is gonna be covered in neon flashing gator signs bright as the vegas fucking strip right fucking quick.

>>689771193

I was traveling & don't know the story, what happened?

>>689786274
Tourists aren't moving to Florida.
They're visiting to go to didney worl

>>689771345
underrated comment

>>689771345
Lol

>>689785799
Yooo. That's crazy. That's not Florida is it?

>>689786274
It's on the fucking parents, just like the Cincinnati zoo, it was the fucking parents fault

What was the race of the kid?

>>689771193
Fucking Alligators eating our kids. I told you we should not let them into America. They're rapists, murderers and thieves. I hate to do this, but we need to put a temporary ban on all Alligators from coming into this country. And, we need to build a wall around Florida to stop these murderers and rapists from entering the rest of the country. Trump has spoken. Bigly.

>>689771193
Niggers should be banned from disneland

I'm watching a mcdonalds commercial and I really wanna a fish filet sandwich made from sustainably sourced fish right now. Fuckkkk.

>>689785951
I've never been to florida in my life but i know the top 3 most known things about florida are
Disney world
Alligators
And Pedophiles
You'd have to be from bumfuckistan not to know this

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It's a scam like Ballon boy hoax
https://www.google.com/#q=balloon+boy+hoax

>>689787094
>I know something
>So everyone should know it

Literal autism

See ya later alligator

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>>689786922

>>689787248
One helluva scam then, what with that mangled 2 year old corpse they found in the lake.
I'd say they earned the money if it is some david copperfield shit.

>>689773634
CLICK CLOCK CLICK CLOCK

>>689778872
No you dumbshit. He hates murica because the people that live in murica are dumb as fuck.

>>689772571
>>689773776
He was wading in foot-deep water.

>>689786731
I have no idea. I think Africa or something like that, but I'm an idiot.

Aligator was cleary working for isis.

>>689787440
Oh! They found the body. Sad. Disney gonna pay a lot of money.

>>689778816
Tampa here. Central air doesn't work.

All of you retards saying 'keep your eye on your child at all times in alligator infested water rah rah.' You think 'keeping an eye' on your child would stop an unsuspected gator attack? Hell what the fuck could you even do IF you seen it? Even if you had a gun your child would be dead before you shoot.

>>689771193
>Opinions on the alligator incident in Orlando?
I don't live near alligators but even I know not to go near open water in Florida. Just like that fucking ape, the parents should be thrown in after their kids so they won't breed anymore.

>>689787261
>not knowing basic logic
>calling other people autistic
did an alligator rape you and kill your family as a child?

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>>689771399
>>689773211
>>689780966
>>689782266
>>689782555
>>689783333
>>689784344
>>689785155
>>689785644
>>689786099
>>689786922

this gonna kill Florida Tourism.

>>689785264
fucking yes
live in kissimmee, raise a farm, fucking rain ruins shit

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>>689788183

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If the toddler had a gun he could have stopped the alligator from eating him just saying.

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>>689788702
Or if he was a progressive liberal, he could have made a law saying alligators can't eat people anymore.

I feel bad the alligator is getting blamed for being an alligator :/

>>689771193
isn't that a crocodile

>>689788104
Well then it's no one's fault, it was just a shitty thing that happened.
Blaming the parents and blaming disney makes no sense.

Darwinism Works.
(The End)

>>689783724
except he was IN the water, retard

I feel like after they found the body they should have let the gator have it. I mean he went to a lot of trouble to get that toddler, let him keep the body

Kid actually died to drowning, so a gun would've actually helped. Too lazy to reply to whoever said it.

>>689785951
Some people don't know that signs that say "no swimming" mean "dont get in this water" or do we need specific signs that say "dont wade waist deep in this water"

>>689789558
No they killed like 5 gators instead

>>689788104
>You think 'keeping an eye' on your child would stop an unsuspected gator attack?
No, but it begs the argument "WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR CHILD IN THAT KIND OF DANGER IN THE FIRST PLACE?" You fucking retard.
>Florida
>Wild alligators
>Open pond
>No swimming signs
Yup, not the parents fault at all.

>>689771869
yeah humans tend to fuck a lot

>>689789680
i don't get why they kill animals for being animals. we capture animals, then when they do animal shit we kill them.

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>>689788294
it's tragic but shouldn't really make a huge difference... it's no secret that Florida has plenty of Gators
Might make tourists slightly more cautious with their kids

They should turn NASA into area 51.

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>>689788174
Nah fam, alligators raped my family and killed me, and now I have to get by as a spectral door to door meme salesman, but all I get to sell to try and make my ghostly living is milhouse memes, meanwhile chad hugedick my rival gets the dankest dat bois and caveman spongebobs.

>Would you watch it on nickelodeon

So THAT'S how Disney gets the kids for "it's a small world" nice move mouse...

>>689789665
>Unlit signs
>In the dark
>While an outdoor movie was being shown by the beach

Yeah, alrighty then, sure sounds like there was nothing more they could've done at all.