>>689766371
In my past life hopefully

bout a week and a half ago

>>689766371

13 months ago.

Am married.

4 years ago

>>689766814
When was the last time your wife got laid? few weeks?

Sex? I've never been to that level yet.

4 days ago

>>689766925

Probably.

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6 days

>>689767129
>lurks /b/
>claims to have had sex within the past week

Sure buddy. How about you start taking your meds again?

April 28

27 years ago when i was borneded and my peepee touched my mommies no nos

This past weekend. Kept it hard but couldn't cum, it was cause for concern. I've been lifting alot the past two weeks, and taking supplements, I think that might have something to do with it, maybe estrogen suppression idk

Had a chance yesterday but my dick failed me. Thanks performance anxiety. At least she got off.

>>689767539
Grow the fuck up. As much as you want this to be your little "seekrit neckbeard club" that's simply not the case. People from all walks of life come here, including (GASP) people with active sex lives.

>>689767539
Pffff, im not >>689767129
but that statement only makes it obvious that you are a neckbeard virginfaggot.

I get laid 2-3 times every day and have lurked /b/ for 10 years or something.

>>689767539
I had sex last week but my girl is on her p atm, so I just get blowjobs for now

About a week and a half ago. It was a one night stand at a club.

3 hours. Just met her.

>>689766371
i dont remember any more...
(31yo)
Thank you sir for your thread

>>689766371
One month ago, i cant stand it

>>689766371
Year and one month ago.
That was quickie with my former gf just before cops caught me, I went to jail for 12 months. I have been released three weeks ago, and now I am trying to get some pussy in next couple of weeks.

Week ago

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>>689768835
faggot

exactly 2 Years, 5 months, 24 days and 49 minutes ago

>>689766371
about 2 months ago
a discovered how to make fifis and haven't needed it since

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My ex last week

>>689766371
1 month ago w/ 1 friend, we had a complicated friendship and then I start to feel things but was afraid to tell him, then he started to feel the same thing and we ended our friendship.. i didnt know he loved me the same way until yesterday when he apologized for being jealous and said the truth..

Yeaterday

>>689769684
>Yeaterday

Learn to type, yoy fucking inbred piece of shit.

>>689769505
hope thats not your ex

>>689766371
Sunday

2006. I was 22, my ex and I broke up. I've tried dating since then but every girl ends up cheating on me so after like 8 years i just gave up and don't care anymore

October 09, so a while.

>>689767107
Why don't you move all your assets into your own accounts, hire a private investigator and divorce her?

>>689769505
The crimson chin

>>689770052
>>689769794
Fuck u mean

Yesterday, quite frankly.

>>689767972
Stimulants make it hard to come.

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>>689766371
3 hours ago
Pic very related

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Sept. 2015

Guess which one

Last night

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>>689770589

>>689766371
I had sex with a pair of dirty girl socks i found at the dump a couple weeks ago. Fucking nutted HARD into them while in a trashy gas station bathroom.

Does that count?

>>689770693
none of them you're trying to convince yourself that you did have sex with one of them.

>>689770693
I hope none, they all look like crack whores.

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>Tfw virgin stupid fuck
>Tfw had chances but screwed them hard

>>689766371

Seven years ago.

tinder success
two nights with a cute girl in february
went down on her twice and had sex 4 times

>>689766371
23 years ago

About 20 years ago, more or less.

>>689766563
Fucking kek

>>689766371
3 months ago

3 days ago

>>689766371
Decembery

With my wife or someone else?

June 3rd?

>>689766371
>Fucked a fein for 20 in the apartment like 2 months ago before i moved now.im stuck in the woods pussyless

>>689766371
back in November....

3 days ago, it was my first time, I'm 19 kek

>>689770693
shiny lips. she looks slutty

>>689769932
wait, girls end up cheating on you, even though you haven't had sex with them?

>>689770280
Not really taking any. Been trying to bulk clean so I'm only in creatine and bcaa before and after work out. Eating fewer carbs than I should maybe. I was reading the other day that lifting plus creatine may cause estrogen suppression which makes jt really hard to cum. Who knows

>>689766371

Almost two fucking months ago.

>>689766371
Last week. Knew her period was coming so had to get one in there. Half drunk 2am sex, finished off some champagne afterwards. Went to bed at 4am, woke up at 8 for work...

Now she's on rag so I get to fuck her ass sometime this week

Over a month ago, gf has had a really bad period. Both got horney last week so I finally got to stick it in the pooper so I'm not complaing

>>689766371
3 weeks ago and it wasn't even enjoyable.
Last enjoyable sex I had was over 2 months ago

Yesterday. My girlfriend begged me to fuck her hard and deep. And Im ashamed to say we even fucked missionary, came inside but definately not for the purpose of procreation

>>689766371
20 minutes ago

>>689766371
Earlier today. Your mom says "hi!"

>>689772786

You can start dating and doing other things (oral) prior to actually fucking

>>689774456
Better prepare that abortion money nigger.

Literally 10 min ago. We are watching GoT after and Im browsing 4Chan. Dual Monitors ftw

never. I'm 28 and can't find a girl that likes me. I'm short and I'm ugly. I've asked out all kinds of girls but they all feel they can do better.

a few months ago with a prostitute

>>689775939
i'm 5'7 and a chick is coming over atm to fk me. just be a cocky prick

>>689766371
7 months ago :(

About two weeks ago, bought a hooker for my first time, was pretty good, worth it imo

don't know. lol. i drink too much and use too many hard drugs. my memory is abysmal. last time i know for sure i got laid was 2 months ago. with a married chick.

One and a half year ago.

Funny story even though nobody cares. Girl i've wanted to fuck for years suddenly changed her mind when I moved to Lisbon around that time. Was great though.

3 weeks ago with a very attractive Romanian girl. Prior to that, 2.5 years. Fully expecting another multi year dry spell...

Dec 2 1984

Monday night had girl im seeing over, made her dinner (good cook mode) om 19 so lots of energy had sex 3 times between 9pm and 4am

>>689777777

>>689775939
Show pic. Let us see if we might be able to help you

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Right before I left university, so a little over a month ago

>>689777777

>>689777352
do you have a photo of her? post it

>>689777768
Nah. This place doesn't actually help anyone. I've had enough real life experiences to know what's up.

>>689766371
forever ever forever ever

>>689778149
Fucking show us nigger, i will help you

>>689774513
+1

who are gril itt? and given that you could, why don't you go and get laid this instant?

>>689778127
Never took a picture of her, didn't know if I was allowed, but heres the website with her
http://www.aristocrata.es/en/modelos/?m=christina

>>689769505
did you rub your prostate on her chin?

>>689766371
About an hour ago

Few weeks ago. Buddy's exgrill. No regrets

>>689770866
ooh ooh ooohhhh
nice tale, nice dubs

Fuck your mom>>689766814
3 years ago. Im married. I sleep on the couch. Im lying on it now for fucks sake.

>>689778617
wow looks good

you gonna see her again next time or try a different one?

>>689766371
Yesterday afternoon

>>689766371
The last time I had sex was in May of 2015.
She was a lesbian.

4 hours ago!

>>689779107
I was there on holiday, so might do if I ever go back to the same place. She was nice though there was a language barrier which was rather annoying.

Might actually try get a gf instead.

Two and a half weeks ago. With a prostitute. Developed a rash in my groin a few days after. Waiting on results from the clinic I went to yesterday.

>>689779391
how many vaginas do you have?

>>689766371
Fucked my wife's butthole a week and half ago.

EW GROSS NAKED PEOPLE

>>689766371
never, because im not that attractive and i have impossibly high standards. so the women i would want to have sex with wouldnt even bother with me.

I'm 25 and still a virgin.

I'm not proud of this..

>>689766371
2 years ago
ill prob an hero

>>689780349
girlsfromparadise.com

Last Thursday night

>>689780373
ouch.
how is this even possible? you've never once been with a gril who was so horny she practically raped you?

fuck, probably like 6 months

>>689768099
Are you saying you are the first normie who ever lurked /b/?

>>689780551
no poster but yes, i had a fat bitch fuck me when i was passed out drunk. i woke up with blood on my pants so i know she was on her rag...

>>689768087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qafe_FqKb88

Sex? what type of vidya is that?

>>689780804
romantic

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>>689780349
>impossibly high standards

like what, they have to be a character from an anime?

>>689780373
I'm 24. Was a virgin until April. Been to 4 prostitutes. Makes you realise sex isn't a big deal nor or women all that special. I plan on keeping it up while I don't have a regular partner.

>>689779868
Well, I'm a dude with a penis, but in many aspects of my life I'm a huge pussy. I guess that means I only have one giant figurative vagina.