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I fucked up my toenail /b/. I heard that there were doctors on here so trips decides what do. Will delivar.
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>>689755523
Cut it off
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Don't be a faggot, bet a man like this OP: https://archive.is/ApD7b
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timestamp or gtfo
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op just take it with ur hand , pull it out and blend it in mixer + drink with piss
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timestamp, pull it off, cut it up, snort it
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>>689755523
You're from the US, aren't you?

Only a US faggot would come on /b/ looking for fucking medical advice.

Everyone else just goes to the doctor, because it's free.
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>>689755523

Record a video of you ripping it off with a pair of pliers.
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Cut finger off
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>>689758124
rolling for this
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>>689758410
Roll
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>>689758124
roll
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>>689758124
roll
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>>689758124
rolling
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>>689755523
Pull it off
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>>689758124
Rolling
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rip it off and putt it in a glass of water then drink it.
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>>689758124
rolling for this one
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>>689758124
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toe in pooper
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>>689758124
rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin WAH rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin COMMON
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Cut it off with an axe
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Smash your toe with a hammer and record it
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>>689755523

See a real doctor.
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>>689759822
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Put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a door
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>>689759822
WINRAR
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>>689755523
u need to take the whole nail off
id say get pliers and work it upwards slowly to avoid pain
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Put your whole foot in a bucket of bleach
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Chop off whole toe while recording
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Cum on it
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put toothpich just under the nail and kick a wall, HARD
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Pour salt on it. Lots.
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>>689760365
same shit happends to me a few weeks ago,
the best option is to remove it
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>>689760736
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Put red hot chilli pepper over it.
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>>689755523
Quickly aputate the toe with a saw. The torn flesh will act simmalarily to coagulation,
so no need to bandage it, just put a sock on and forget it
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Use a hammer to pry it off
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>>689760447
reroll
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keep your entire foot in a bowl of salt alcohol solution 1/4 of salt 1/3 of 90% alcohol and rip that fucker out while submerged in the solution.
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>>689759008
tssssss
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>>689758124
Rolling for this.
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>>689760447
I did this once, rolling for it
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>>689755523
Your nail is gonna turn blue, then fall off in a couple of weeks. Ya gonna be fine.
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>>689761337
so close
>also roll
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>>689758124
roll
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>>689758124
rolling
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carve a swastika in your foreskin i am trips mast so obey
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>>689758124
Roll for this
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It will go black after a few days and then fall off on its own after a few weeks(unles u wanna pull it off yourself)
new one grows back eventually, its basically thick hair
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Go outside
Find a nigger
Show it to him
Tell him to pull it off with his teeth like a good little slave
Record the whole thing
Post it here after
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>>689758124
roll for jesus
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>>689755523
Nothing you can do now, it's fucked.
Just soak it in warm water,and pull it off & hope it does come in ingrown.The only thing that sucks is it'll literally take like a good couple of months before it's back to normal
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Put hot sauce on it
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>>689755523
rip it off and put ice on it...if not fully detached then use a sharp knife to remove it. clean it well
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>>689761557
rolling agian
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>>689760447
Rolling for this
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tits or gtfo
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>>689758124

Rolling for this lol
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Peel it off
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GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT
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>>689759554
Off by one
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What are you fucking dumb? Go to the hospital.
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Snatch off like boss
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>>689764644
shiiiiit
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>>689755523
get rubberband. make makeshift tourniquet. ~10 mins won't do permanent damage.
get pliers and slowly remove toenail.
desinfect afterwards.
cover and wrap BEFORE removing the tourniquet.
done.
keep clean and change cover regularly.
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>>689755523
Cut your fuckin toe off!
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>>689755523
Lick it!
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>>689765522
DOUBLE DUBS
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The faggot in you is leaving
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>>689755523
Fuck OP, that shit has to come off. Get some pliers and disinfectant and rip that sucker off. It doesn't hurt as bad as you might think.
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>>689766000
TRIPS but he wasted them.
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kick a wall until it falls off
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>>689766636
Oh shit i got trips lol
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Voting for this!
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>>689766000
fucking idiot omg
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>>689766931
Yo mama fag
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toenail in dickhole.
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>>689767377
rolling for this
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>>689767377
Rolling
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>>689760813
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>>689758124
Roll
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>>689756678
>Faggot retard rented servers instead of hosting from home
This archive deserved to fucking die, and the owner deserved to die.
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>>689766812
i just cringed to the 5th dimension
>be me
>be in middle school at the time
>running through halls to get to lunch
>bash ingrown toe on steps
>sock drenched in blood
>i should have listened
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>>689767377
rollering
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>>689755523
I've had these before -- really bad ingrown toenails. What I do is I use a needle to pry the nail up and then remove it entirely from the nailbed. I did this a few months ago and the new toenails have grown back in now, nice and non-ingrown.
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Rip that toenail off with a pair of pliers after smashing it with a hammer.
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>>689768481
roll
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>>689768533
reroll
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Visit a doctor, pal.
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