I fucked up my toenail /b/. I heard that there were doctors on here so trips decides what do. Will delivar.
>>689755523
Cut it off
Don't be a faggot, bet a man like this OP: https://archive.is/ApD7b
timestamp or gtfo
op just take it with ur hand , pull it out and blend it in mixer + drink with piss
timestamp, pull it off, cut it up, snort it
>>689755523
You're from the US, aren't you?
Only a US faggot would come on /b/ looking for fucking medical advice.
Everyone else just goes to the doctor, because it's free.
>>689755523
Record a video of you ripping it off with a pair of pliers.
Cut finger off
>>689758124
rolling for this
>>689758410
Roll
>>689758124
roll
>>689758124
roll
>>689758124
rolling
>>689755523
Pull it off
>>689758124
Rolling
rip it off and putt it in a glass of water then drink it.
>>689758124
rolling for this one
toe in pooper
>>689758124
rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin WAH rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin COMMON
Cut it off with an axe
Smash your toe with a hammer and record it
>>689755523
See a real doctor.
>>689759822
Put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a door
>>689759822
WINRAR
>>689755523
u need to take the whole nail off
id say get pliers and work it upwards slowly to avoid pain
Put your whole foot in a bucket of bleach
Chop off whole toe while recording
Cum on it
put toothpich just under the nail and kick a wall, HARD
Pour salt on it. Lots.
>>689760365
same shit happends to me a few weeks ago,
the best option is to remove it
>>689760736
Put red hot chilli pepper over it.
>>689755523
Quickly aputate the toe with a saw. The torn flesh will act simmalarily to coagulation,
so no need to bandage it, just put a sock on and forget it
Use a hammer to pry it off
>>689760447
reroll
keep your entire foot in a bowl of salt alcohol solution 1/4 of salt 1/3 of 90% alcohol and rip that fucker out while submerged in the solution.
>>689759008
tssssss
>>689758124
Rolling for this.
>>689760447
I did this once, rolling for it
>>689755523
Your nail is gonna turn blue, then fall off in a couple of weeks. Ya gonna be fine.
>>689761337
so close
>also roll
>>689758124
roll
>>689758124
rolling
carve a swastika in your foreskin i am trips mast so obey
>>689758124
Roll for this
It will go black after a few days and then fall off on its own after a few weeks(unles u wanna pull it off yourself)
new one grows back eventually, its basically thick hair
Go outside
Find a nigger
Show it to him
Tell him to pull it off with his teeth like a good little slave
Record the whole thing
Post it here after
>>689758124
roll for jesus
>>689755523
Nothing you can do now, it's fucked.
Just soak it in warm water,and pull it off & hope it does come in ingrown.The only thing that sucks is it'll literally take like a good couple of months before it's back to normal
Put hot sauce on it
>>689755523
rip it off and put ice on it...if not fully detached then use a sharp knife to remove it. clean it well
>>689761557
rolling agian
>>689760447
Rolling for this
tits or gtfo
>>689758124
Rolling for this lol
Peel it off
GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT
>>689759554
Off by one
What are you fucking dumb? Go to the hospital.
Snatch off like boss
>>689764644
shiiiiit
>>689755523
get rubberband. make makeshift tourniquet. ~10 mins won't do permanent damage.
get pliers and slowly remove toenail.
desinfect afterwards.
cover and wrap BEFORE removing the tourniquet.
done.
keep clean and change cover regularly.
>>689755523
Cut your fuckin toe off!
>>689755523
Lick it!
>>689765522
DOUBLE DUBS
The faggot in you is leaving
>>689755523
Fuck OP, that shit has to come off. Get some pliers and disinfectant and rip that sucker off. It doesn't hurt as bad as you might think.
>>689766000
TRIPS but he wasted them.
kick a wall until it falls off
>>689766636
Oh shit i got trips lol
Voting for this!
>>689766000
fucking idiot omg
>>689766931
Yo mama fag
toenail in dickhole.
>>689767377
rolling for this
>>689767377
Rolling
>>689760813
>>689758124
Roll
>>689756678
>Faggot retard rented servers instead of hosting from home
This archive deserved to fucking die, and the owner deserved to die.
>>689766812
i just cringed to the 5th dimension
>be me
>be in middle school at the time
>running through halls to get to lunch
>bash ingrown toe on steps
>sock drenched in blood
>i should have listened
>>689767377
rollering
>>689755523
I've had these before -- really bad ingrown toenails. What I do is I use a needle to pry the nail up and then remove it entirely from the nailbed. I did this a few months ago and the new toenails have grown back in now, nice and non-ingrown.
Rip that toenail off with a pair of pliers after smashing it with a hammer.
>>689768481
roll
>>689768533
reroll
Visit a doctor, pal.