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It's about time we had a female James Bond, don't you think /b/?
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I would love Gillian Anderson to play Bond. I would also love to see Tilda Swinton play Doctor Who
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Isn't the next Bond going to be black anyway?
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>>689753932
Why hijack an established franchise? Aren't original female characters interesting enough?
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>>689754566
Michelle Obama. I'm calling it early.
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>>689754566
Hopefully a black woman.
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>>689754566
a black transgender woman... 4chan would meltdown.We need to make this happen.
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>>689754680
there are no original movies in Hollywood..
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>>689754680
It's not enough to try and write female centric stories with suspiciously well polished female characters; they want everyone to experience their reality.
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>>689754742
Why not have a white guy who identifies as a black woman, then everyone wins.
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Blond, Jane Blond agent PMS
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>>689754867
a black handicapped transgender woman
I hope Dr. No has an elevator.
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>>689754680
>Aren't original female characters interesting enough?
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>>689753932
James (or Jane) in your case, is a philandering, alcoholic who is paid to murder people.

That's the equivalent of a hooker in Houston.
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>>689755110
Agent Double D 7
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>>689753932
It's stupid the same way the new Ghostbusters are stupid.
Instead of creating a new franchise that fits the role an established franchise/character has to be feminized and bent into a shape just because of 'wimminz can do it' and 'ekwality'.
That is bullshit and destroying the original character.
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I would be okay with Hollywood being destroyed.
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>>689753932
>It's about time we had a female James Bond, don't you think /b/?

No, I do not. It's a stupid concept.
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>>689756265
>stupid concept
Usually goes hand-in-hand with liberal ideas of 'it's time for..."
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>>689755853
>It's stupid the same way the new Ghostbusters are stupid.

Misogynist detected.
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I hope the new Ghostbusters fails at the box office. Hollywood needs to be a little more creative. Stop turning out remakes and sequels/prequels. There are a lot of talented writers. Try something new.
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>>689756654
I am, but my arguments are still valid.
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>>689757115
If it failed, it would only be because the coordinated efforts of the misogynists at gamergate.
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>>689753932
Agreed only if she fucks twice as many women.
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>>689753932
>Lets make established character X female, rather than just making a new story with a female lead.

The SJW cancer is at it again...
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"The name's Bond... Jane Bond... STOP OPPRESSING ME!".
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>>689753932
Relax guys it's just r9k
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Everything is better with women. I'm waiting for
-Blues Sisters
-The Passion of Christy
-Robina Hood
-Ricky III - Eye of the Tigress
-Oceana's Eleven
-The Great Dictatress
-Groucho Sisters
...
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>>689757115
I've got it! Melissa McCarthy in; TriggerlyPuff, THE MOVIE
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>>689757784
Why do they sound like porn?
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Sure, but she actually has to look the part. She can't be some big name hollywood movie star; I want to see a MMA fighter/ex-solider who actually looks like she could be in the position of a 00 agent.

This is what pisses me off about the GitS live action movie. Scarlett Johansson cannot play the fucking Major. Hell I don't even believe her in the Avengers movies either.

No skinny, overpaid bitches.
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still waiting for a woman named James
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>>689757502
Or because it looks incredibly stupid. I saw the trailer and decided then I wasn't going to see it because it looked forced, unimaginative, and really fucking stupid. Especially since they are all fat heifers. Then you have the black chick just doing black shit. Screaming and running into shit as if that's supposed to be funny? Stop it. The movie is trash.
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>>689758251
I'm going to see it because I don't automatically hate women in lead roles in movies.
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>>689758188

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3049036/Blake-Lively-reveals-just-called-daughter-James.html
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>>689758507
People didnt want to see a new Ghostbusters movie. They wanted to see the actual Ghostbusters in a movie.
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No the charactee is called James Bond, not Jane and not Jamal. For fuck sake why do we need to change everything, because a group of assholes is insecure about who they are? The already messed up the Bond movie's, the only good one with Daniel Craig is Casino Royal, the others are shit.
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>>689758507
Look how enlightened you are, anon. Substance doesn't matter when you have the right outlook. Or should that be left?
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>>689758507

I gave you the first one for free.
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>>689753932
After all the efforts in making a lesser macho Bond in the last films that seems to be the next logical step. Although I thing it is a ridiculous idea.
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>>689753932
Absolutely bait. Fuck off besmirching faggot
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>>689758623
Realize it ~IS~ a Ghostbusters movie. The title is Ghostbusters, therefore it is a Ghostbusters movie.
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>>689753932
This would only work if the new bond was lesbian...imagine a hot new bond fucking the traditional hot bond chick.
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>>689753932
You must be a stupid feminazi SJW
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>>689758507
I fucking love female lead roles in movies, asassin was awesome(bridgit fonda), copycat (holly hunter), silence of the lambs (jodie 'thang' foster) but i aint going to watch a bunch of talentless fuckwits prance around in poor looking jumpsuits that are going to butcher one of my childhoods favorite films just because hollywood wants to suck up to feminists.
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>>689759144
Cuck detected
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>>689758117
Scarlett used to be hotter, before she went anorexic. Look at her in Lost in Translation or the 2nd Iron Man vs now. No curves on her anymore.
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>>689759010
It's a Ghostbusters movie without the actual Ghostbusters. People wanted to see Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd. There would be plenty of backlash if they were replaced by unfunny male comedians too.
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>>689759144
Jodie Foster kinda grosses me out. And Fonda was a cunt.
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Yep, i vote for a female james bond!
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>>689759221
Even if i did have a chick,what the fuck has women in a movie got to do with being a cuck?>>689759657
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>>689758251
>>689758507
heyheyhey both of you calm the fuck down, it looks... mediocre, i was into it when watching the trailer... for like thirty seconds, they are not all fucking fat, why cant the nigress be smart, it actively shows her as a "street smart getto" woman and thats fucking stupid, i like the new vinkman but the fat white lead whos supposed to be murray?...more like ray... shes shittu
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>>689759097
or one of the bitches from that Ghostbusters 2016
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>>689758507
You fucking autist the movie looks complete trash and dumb feminists can't admit it because women are the lead roles.
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>>689760710
Feminists have never been on speaking terms with reality.
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>>689754396
Tilda Swinton would make a good Bond. She's got the right kind of charisma for it.
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>>689754742
that's sexist and racist at the same time. i am sure they will pick the right person whatever gender / color of taint.
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>>689760710
Plus the black woman legit looks like a gorilla. Could they not find a black woman that doesnt look and sound like something /pol would dream up?
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>>689761548
She's related to Amy from Congo, so it was more about who she knew than whether it looked right.
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>>689762060
Savage kek
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>>689754396
>Doctor Who
That's not his name.
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>>689753932
Why would you have a female as James Bond? Females were proven to be inferior on the battlefield therefore a men is ideal for the job. Also not a black dude because black dudes cant be serious for a whole mission (required for a spy).
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>>689753932
Yeah dude, but we gotta really dress up mrather masculine like perhaps a penciled mustache like the ones of the father in the adams family.
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>>689753932
KYS Ghost busters was bad enough
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>>689753932
no, go fuck yourself
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>>689758117
>I want to see a MMA fighter

They tried it with Haywire. It had all the makings of a good movie, except for the lead. Gina Carano couldn't act for shit, completely ruining it.
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>>689766281
If you want to see a good movie where women beat the shit out of each other, try Raze.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2111392/
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>>689766281
She hot tho
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>>689753932
A female James Bond ... LOL! That's about as good as having a female president... which is a bad idea.
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>>689753932

M: Bond, why haven't you killed the target yet?

JB: One moment (Jamelia Bond is in the bathroom) Also, tell Money Penny that's she's such a bitch for me

M: What? Just kill the bloody target

JB: Ok ok God, OH.. must put my make up on!

M: For fucks sake Bond

JB: I have to look my best... ohhhh - I can't kill him. He's gorgeous!

M: Ugh!

A female Bond just wouldn't work you see
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>>689767474
It's not a bad idea per se, but having ANY female president has never worked very well. Subsequent female leaders won't get into office purely on vagina votes, they need to have some substance.
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>>689753932
well that's not possible. Making bond gay tho, that's the next big step. Also making him black.
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>>689754742

Jamilia Bond
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>>689756654
Because the countless reasons to hate an unfunny movie constitute misogyny
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>>689753932
Sure, why not.
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>>689753932
>female James

do you realise just how fucking stupid you are?
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>>689753932
>about time
if they take the right actress for the job, why not. but i don't like this "about time". there is no pressure needed.
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>>689769502
so a woman can't play the role of a man?
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>>689753932
Only if the sex scenes become more graphic
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>>689769890
with the name of james? are you that fucking dumb?
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>>689753932
no
I don't think
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>>689753932
I want to see Pretty Woman with Will Smith as Vivian Ward
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>>689770551
i can't see the problem... explain?
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>>689770551
See
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