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Went out drinking. Woke up with this next to me. To lazy to leave.
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Went out drinking. Woke up with this next to me. To lazy to leave. Hungover. Missed work. What the fuck do I do /b/ros
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She smells good at least
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>>689740059
leave
go in late
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>>689740305
fuck her
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>>689740367
She's not responding. She's breathing though
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>>689740059
Cum on her ass, then leave
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>>689740528
uhh, take pics of her pussy then stick a finger in her ass
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Get face OP.

Also, slowly massage her thighs and ass. Wake her up with ease.

Dicky in mouth.
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Ok now I'm fucked. I think we did drugs
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>>689740528
What does being responsive or breathing have to do with anything?
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>>689740059
lol this might be my friend's girlfriend eleanor
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>>689740687
the plot thickens
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>>689740687
Jesus piss taking Christ OP, stop worrying about the (possible) drugs and slowly wake her up to fuck her.

>>689740628
what this guy said.
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>>689740687
Why? just take em and leave
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>>689740565
Cum in ear more fun
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Show us those tits OP.
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Is this her
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>>689740687
I take it you're at her place?
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Op is a huge faggot who makes up things
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>>689740687

She drugged you, and then fucked you.

I'm sorry, but you're officially a rape victim now.
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>>689741120
Yea I think so
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>>689741092
Get a straw
Fill it with drugs
Blow it up her ass hole
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Pussy pic obviously
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>>689741092
Is that a question OP?

>>689741231
No shit OP.
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Ok she's moving
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>>689740059
did you get his name?
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Inb4 it has a dick.
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Timestamp next to her and take pic
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Let's see a time stamp and her front body to determine tit status
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>>689740059
>>689740687
better hope she doesn't wake up and cry rape.
from the looks of it, you're fucked if she does.
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Calling bs. Doesn't know if he is at her place, but pic shows curling iron and other feminine artifacts.
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smell her butt
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>>689741563
Hnngg, try and move pants to reveal pussy
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>>689741548
She laughed when I asked her name
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>>689740687
> did drugs
> thinks he's fucked

She is not the only one with a pussy.
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>>689740059
take off her underwear
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I'm going in
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>>689741912
This hurry up OP
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>>689740059
Op stop being a beta fuck faggot and get some morning sex time.
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>>689741961
well thats disappointing
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>>689741961
good luck!!!
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>>689742061
Still a chance, could have a godly pussy
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>>689741961
Make pics while in
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It is his girlfriend, OP is a fag.
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>>689741961
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>>689741961
Pretty bad butt, tbh.
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>>689740305
>>689741961
nice ass
more?
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>>689742105
Still booty pics
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>>689742160
Either way nigger, we fucking.
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>>689741961
keep posting pics
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>>689741961
nice ass
story?
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>>689742228
How about you read the fucking thread.
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>>689742301
>rustled
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>>689741563
Nice

>>689741961
Get in that booty OP!
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Ok so this is what you do.
Go into kitchen, make her a bowl of eggs.
Go back to her and while she is crying you hand them to her and tell her, you don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat all these eggs.
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>>689741961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqyjOc3EpT4
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>>689742433
nice meme
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>>689742433
Fag
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>>689741961
looks like she could care less

fuck her ass
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>>689742433
Kek
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>>689740059
You call in sick or no call no show?
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Holy shit she's fucking ugly!!!
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Show us her tits
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>>689742433
I dont think OP is newfag enough.
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>>689742588
its still a hole OP
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>>689740528
Kek
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>>689742588
still no tits OP. You're dissapointing.
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>>689742588
looks like you got a mama
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>>689742588
It is your girlfriend, dont be a dick to her, also show tits.
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>>689742301
you didnt say how you met, not much was written
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>>689742588
Hahah, rekt! Should have run when you had the chance.
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>>689742588
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>>689742723
Not OP cockfag.
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>>689742588
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>>689742588
Fucking hilarious
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>>689741563
>>689741092
Lucia?!!
Dude pls take photos of her tattoos i think i know her
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>>689742588
Confirm for gf. OP is not getting his dicky sticky
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>>689740687
take a bump. sip a beer. commence morning fucking.
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show your dick, OP
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>>689742588
Looks like she's an illegal immigrant to me. Tell her to make some tacos or GTFO.
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>>689742588
>>689742861
ohh sorry its not her
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fuck her again
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>>689740687
Aw snap is it Coke or meth, or a real suprise?
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>>689742861
This is a nice turn.
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>>689742588
the twist is she's actually your long term gf
and you're trying to get validated for wanting to leave her.
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>>689742588
still wanna see tits and pussy
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>>689742433
Dubs does not lie.
A bowl of eggs is ALWAYS the correct answer.
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>>689743012
Must be something like this.
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lol you probably raw-dogged her too
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>>689741961
fuck her and record it
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show us your cock on her or fake
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>>689742588
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Her names April. Not girlfriend. Here's her vagina
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>>689742588
come on Hitler, post them tits.
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>>689741961
>sleeping directly on the mattress
nasty ass motherfuckers
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We need them tits
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Tell her it's time to get back to work. You have been webcasting your escapades all night for work.
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Now post a bj video.
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Evidently my car is at the bar. She drove me to her place.
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>>689743181
i feel so bad for you OP
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>>689743181
Go More ! She Likes it !!!
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>>689743181
Them c-section scars
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nice stretch marks. nice fat.
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>>689743181
she's not great but I'd still fuck her. keep the pics coming
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>>689743275
more ass
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>>689740687
whatever coke is out of your system in 3 days even if you get drug tested (unless they do hair follicle testing)
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>>689743275
Delicious
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>>689743275
OP,

I don't know why you are posting here. You should have gotten some morning pussy and then took a shower and gotten a ride to your car.

you done goofed OP
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>>689743101
Probably
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>>689741961
Alright put them back on. Looked better.
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>>689743275
spread it. I wanna see that tuna hole
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> Make her suck your Dick and post Pics
> More of her Pussy.
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>>689743275
tell her you want one last fuck before leaving, record it and share.
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>>689743275
>my car is at the bar
well at least you didn't drink and drive OP
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She looks like that maid that sometimes gets posted looking miserable while Sucking off her boss for a handful of pesos.
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Should've left when she was asleep OP, if dubs you have to fuck her again
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>>689742228
Scroll up?
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>>689743376
Dat spot, did kek, good find anon
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MOUNT UP, OP
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Fuckly her duckly OP
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>>689743263
This and post it
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>>689743181
thats one nasty looking vagina
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>>689743275
Evidently alcohol is not your favorite drug right about now!
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>>689743444
trips of truth

you should have hit some of that morning pussy
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>>689742723
He went out drinking faggot
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Fuck her and record it
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>>689742588

Shes honestly not bad looking. Give her here i'll take care of her
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Show her feets
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>>689740059
shit on her and leave
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Fucking fat mexican
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Open vag and show asshole please
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>>689743655
looks good to me
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Run for fuck sake
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>>689743785
kys
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>>689743275
why dont you fuck her, dude? she is right there and her pussy looks fine. are u gay?
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>>689743444
Trips Tells Truth!
>>689743688
Dubs does to.
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ITT: Virgins who act like they wouldn't fuck this chick
7/10 i'd hit, decent pussy, decent tits, just wouldn't look at her face
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>>689743851
I think he is
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>>689743655
you can't even see her vagina you vergin
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>>689743824
get a pic of her spreading her pussy really wide, then tell her it stinks like a dead fish
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>>689740687
As long as It's not Ketamine you should be ok
nearly od' on K+binge drinking
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>>689743275
She drugged you, kidnapped you and raped you at her place. Ring the police and cry rape, remember you weren't asking for it and no means no.
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Smh fam tbh
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>>689743824
I would go one last round before leaving, would probably finish the coke too
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if i get dubs or trips then you have to show tits op
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>>689743835
?
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>>689743824
she's chunky and not that good looking but I'd still hit it in a heartbeat if she wanted me to
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>>689743824
C'mon man ! You can do it !
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>>689743824
i'd hit that with mucho gusto

her body is just like my ex's
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>>689740059
That's a real coyote fuck there OP.
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>>689744038
see
>>689743824
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>>689743968
Well drinking is ok, just dont do more then 0.25gram per 2 to 3 hour>>689743977
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>>689743989
ahhh, the good old days
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id fuck her..
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Fuuuuuck her OP and post recordings
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she's really not that bad, she doesn't even look all that dirty. now make her spread her pussy for our amusement
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Cum in her ass
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>>689743824
SUCK ON DEM TITTIES OPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>689743904
she's not a 7, but closer to a 5.
If she has a great sense of humor and is a monster in the sack, she could be a solid 6
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>>689744276
no. throat.
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i think OP is gone
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>>689744336
agree with this one
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>>689744069
This

The absolute worst pussy I've ever had was probably the hottest chick I ever banged
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>>689744243

She does drugs and brought a dude back from a bar she never met before to fuck. She also seems to he cool with him taking pics.

She dirty.

Id bend her over, slap that ass, and fuck her right though.
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>>689744393
I hope he is getting his fuck on.
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>>689744467
this...
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>>689744336
if she can make a mean meal than she will be a 7
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>>689744350
Both ;)
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>>689744469
She cant do too many drugs, she's pretty fat

Would also bang though
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>>689744393
She ate him.
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>>689743831
it is
nasty good
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>>689743989
> filename
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>>689744549
prob make a tasty burritto.
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>>689744589
hahahaha most likely.. he was breakfast
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>>689744393
I wouldn't blame him. That pussy looked good. Body wasn't lower than a 5.
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>>689744632
lrn2read
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>>689740059
OP where are you? We need you.
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>>689744797
He obeyed the trips of truth and is second rounding that Mexican.
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Here
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>>689744899
if he's any kind of man it should be at least his 4th round since last night.
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>>689745083

That pussy is good enough OP. Just hit it.

No reason to be picky.
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>>689745083
stop
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>>689745083
How old are you OP?

You seem like a bro, really.
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Post pic with ur dick in her mouth.
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>>689745083
that is such a half assed pussy shot
why did you even bother.
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>>689745083
Would smash. Get her on her knees and spread em.
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>>689745083
SHOW HER FEET
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>>689745083
spread it wide. we wanna be amateur gynocologists in here.
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>>689745083
You're a good man for posting while pussying OP. Show us your eating skills.
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She's actually pretty cool. Evidently I bought the coke.
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>>689743824
Bruh dats nasty
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>>689740305
last time this happened to me it turned out she was married, i took a fkn beer bottle to the head. check for a ring.
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>>689745083
does are gang tattoos, you gonna die
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>>689745456
Sit on her face
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all this and no timestamp. you guys are living in a fantasy world.
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>>689745569
Right. He's clearly just doing it for the karma points.
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>>689745456
Its blow job time. coke on your cock let her go.

do it OP
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>>689745083
What's your excuse for taking pics?
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>>689745456
stuff your cock in her mouth to prove her coolness
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>>689745698
This
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>>689745698
do this op
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>>689745699
Science
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>>689745569
you're right. I've most likely been rused.

by a guy posting pictures of a fat Mexican.

I guess that's why I believed. the fat Mexican made it believable.
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>>689745699
That she is his girlfriend.
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>>689745456

Yo show her soles
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>>689745569
i agree, we need a timestamp or this is bs
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Closest I can get to time stamp. Evidently she doesn't won't me making photos
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>>689746012
>>689745569
Get some timestamp OP. Tell us it's true.
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>>689746375
Continue
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>>689745083
Nize bro, ask her if she wants to do some crazy shit. You have a chance and nothing to losse here. Make her do that weird stuff
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>>689746375
>doesn't won't me making photos
iktfb. last time i took a 'selfie' on a on nighter she was literally facepalming.
made sure i got the tattoo of her husband's name and her wedding ring in the pic.
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>>689746375
great thread OP. thoroughly disgusted as I am nice and young and cute and i wont be hitting whales like this for at least 20 years.

needed some gross shit to make me drink my coffee faster thanks
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>>689746375
works for me... thanks for sharing OP
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>>689746375
still waiting for that gaping pussy pic
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>>689746662
drink slower* obviously holy FUCK
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>>689746712
stfu pleb
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>>689746375
What you guys talking about? Lol
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>>689746375
get blowjob. put coke on cock, get blown. It feels fucking amazing. then fuck her with your numb cock.
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>>689743989
That's not cocaine.
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Fill that fat mouth with your hot tamale
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Closest I can get to time stamp. Evidently she doesn't won't me making photos
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>>689746662
kek'd
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>>689746375
100% his hipster ass girlfriend lmao fuckin newfags fall for everything
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>>689746896
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>>689747071

oh god, why is she mauling your dick like a bear.
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>>689747071
She looks thrilled at this
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>>689747071
there you go.

but you know that we all know she is either your gf or wife, right?
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>>689747071
have her keep making it hard, then tap that ass.
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>>689747071
don't give her your real name. cum in pussy
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>>689747160
kek
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>>689743824
yuck
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Anal or dieeeeeee
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Defo his gf
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>>689742433
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>>689744632
shhhh, don't ruin it
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>>689747615
Guud moar
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>>689747227
Not GF or anything. I met her at a bar.
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>>689742588
Due to no fapping and it's nearly two weeks now, I'm getting hard looking at this whale. Fuck her OP you lucky dog.
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>>689742861
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>>689747615
that is awesome
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>>689747071
projectile vomited
>>689747160
because she's obviously russian
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>>689743181
Looks like a hooker I used to fuck.
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This is a man. You're all idiots
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I wanted to hate this girl and you for being a goddamn liar. But OP you are ok by me, and this whole thing is super sexy. Bravisimo!
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>>689747859
yea sure buddy and i met my girl on /b
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>>689747071
WTF IS SHE LOOKING AT??? CAN SHE SEE ANOTHER FUCKING DIMENSION
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>>689747615
>not a bowl full of boiled eggs
still came. nice. is she still alve?
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>>689748195
she see's more man meat out the window she want's
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>>689743824
Fuck her and slap on her belly. She'll remember you for the rest of her life.
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>>689740059
Have more sex with her.
Jizz in her pussy.
Post pics here as proof.
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>>689748195
My fucking sides!!!
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>>689743181
nice vag
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>>689748777
Lazy as fuck. Can't even be bothered to turn her head
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>all that blubber
doesn't she stink? is there any food left in the house?
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