You don't. Dump the hoe no contact use the rage to fuck some bitch from Walmart problem solved.

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>>689739462
Drink all the bleach in your home while simultaneously cutting off your balls while jumping off a building

>>689739462
go out into a river with a boat u rent and tie something heavy to your leg
sink yourself after you set the boat to slowly drift back to the dock
saw someone post about it once

>>689739611
Dubs speaks truth

>>689739677
there have been too many missing people found in rivers in my country, so it would be too cliche
I need something better

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>>689739462
Hate fuck then dump

>>689739611
do gin and bleach mix well?

Why would you kill yourself? She's the one who deserves to die. Find and pay for a Hitman. They are easily found on the darknet, if you have the money and the balls to follow through. Show that cunt who's boss.

>>689739907
>>689739597
she's a terrible fuck, don't want to touch her again

>>689739971
don't have any money and I blame myself for being a cunt

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>>689739462
Go out take all the viagra
Then go to gas station cover in gas
Light self on fire
Masturbate while on fire

>>689739597
This

>>689740081
Damn it OP don't give her the pleasure of knowing she ruined your life

>>689740188
that would be newsworthy, so no thanks
need something better
something that would send a message to the whores of the world

>>689740188
dubs ring out true

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>>689739913
Sure why the fuck not

>>689740000
Holy shit fuckin digits. Check'd

>>689740252
that's the way I am, I can't help it

>>689740295
Holy fuck we don't care get the fuck off b.

>>689739462
ur gonna kill yourself bc some whore is dumb?

might as well do it ur getting nowhere with that attitude

>>689739462
Fuck her best friend

>>689740414
Anons, I have found my weapon against me

>>689740295
You fucking idiot... How else do you want your death announced to the world? "Man burns himself alive as a protest against feminism and whores everywhere! Reports say that he masturbated while he burned alive"

>>689740453
great, I will lose the only gf I ever had and I get quads
which overweights the other?

>>689739462
she was never yours to begin with, it was merely your turn. At least you still had her for a while tho, now get out there and fuck some fresh pussy, best advice you'll get

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>>689740295
Kidnap girl
Light on fire
Light self on fire
Fuck her while both are on fire
Record
Sign that says to all you sluts out there's
Have friend upload to youtube

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>>689739462

>>689740714
thanks anon
>>689740571
good point

>>689739462
Rape her and kill her. Rape and kill some other people and then cut open your pulse while masturbating on a dead dog.

Lock her in a room with you, swallow the key, then shoot yourself with her stuck with your stinking rotting corpse. Make sure you only had one bullet in the gun and leave food and water rations so she can't off herself or die from dehydration/starvation and has to stick it out until someone finds her.

>>689739462
>Gf hasnt even left him
>Already wants to kill himself
You're a pussy OP. Stop being a fuckin wimp. Just leave the bitch, why the fuck would she joke about shit like that. Babby's first disloyal girlfriend doesnt need you and you dont need her.

>>689740875
I will have a friend to share it on /b/ every day

>>689741062
because I feel inferior to most people
>>689740991
i'd much rather kill her mother and rape her dog
>>689741032
great, now I need a gun, a remote shelter with very thick walls and safe door

OP here, I have a confession to make
I'm not going to off myself, I just needed some anonymous attention about this matter

>>689741387
>inferior to most people
Jesus christ, do you have any self worth at all?

>>689741579
little to none
sorry

>>689740932
"Breaking news! We have learned that the person who did such act was a neck-beard neo-nazi that deserved to die"

>>689741904
thanks, it inspires me

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Are you Jewish because if you are I can tell why this happened just read your history.

>>689742253
"In other news, Trump has won the election due to the sacrifice of a certain political party that was lead by this Faggot Op"

>>689741665
OP if you dont start giving a shit about yourself this cunt is gonna ruin your life. How does the fact that she plans on cheating on you like a slut make her better than you?

Jesus is our savior just ask forgiveness from the church all your awnsers will be given to you by Christianity

kill her then kill yourself burn down the house

>>689739462
Dump that bitch and stay alive to find someone better ?

"In other news... Kim Kardashian has been found fucking a raccoon!"

>>689739462
Listen OP I've got a creative way to do this. Kill yourself by killing her first. Then you die a little inside and she dies completely. Then live life as wild as you can because who cares anymore - your living with a forfeited life. It's like the saying 'drive it like you stole it'

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>>689740295
>send a message to the whores of the world

fuck that shit kill her

>>689743002
Video pls.

>>689739462
You fool! You must kill her THEN yourself. Otherwise she'll just be fucking Chad at your funeral.

>>689742373
I was born in a semi christian family, now I'm an atheist, thanks for your concern
>>689742416
means a lot to me
>>689742662
she chose him over me
>>689742721
no thanks
>>689742868
too much burden on my family
>>689742908
probably the second best choice
>>689744230
i will kill myself, but hire a hitman to kill chad

>>689744585
wow you are truly a beta faggot, man the fuck up pussy. that woman knows she can treat you like dirt because you're a little bitch boy

>>689741032
This is very very clever. Just imagine the psycological trauma. Saved for future references. Thanks anon.

>>689744585
The fact that she chose him over you says more about her trustworthiness than your personality. The fact that you want to commit suicide and get revenge says a lot about your personality, though. So stop it. Man up - she wants to cheat, dump her, move on.

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Be happy your life is better than my friend Roberto here.
He was born without a body. His face is rubbed raw because he's been kicked by people all his life. His pet bird is always by his side, along with a bag of candy he hands out to strangers so they aren't scared of him.

>>689745109
you should have see me, before i got with her
>>689745303
i know, but it's hard, man
I've never been in this situation before
she told me, that we weren't too daring recently, but that's because it's exam period in my country

>>689739462

> go to a gun store
> ask the owner what branch of the military they served in
> join that branch and make something of your miserable life

if you're okay with dying then you might as well die for your country, faggot.

>>689745505
lucky man, he never had to experience that
>>689745611
I don't live in the US

>>689745572
Trust me, I know how hard it is. I'll let Marcus Aurelius speak for me here - if you want more wisdom, read his Meditations.

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. -Aurelius

It's easy to be vengeful. But the difficult thing is more often than not the right thing. Keep going, man. Ditch her, though. I'm sure life will turn out better eventually.

>>689746167
thanks man, that was my plan
then i was thinking of suicide and then i made my mind
your choice is probably the best
i just know i will regret my choice for the next couple of months and then it would be better

>>689746573
Good. I'm glad to hear that.
I could give you a throwaway email if you want so that you could let me know how you're doing later. I hate it when people from here get this down.

OP here
sorry for bumping the thread too much
I actually feel better now that I read all your comments
I know you all hate my probably ex gf
>inb4 not your army
just thanks for listening and commenting

>>689747072
You're welcome, anon. Glad to hear that you're feeling better.

>>689746846
I feel better now, I will not comment anymore for now

I will try to get my life in check and create something new, thanks for caring anon

>>689747278
yeah, you commented first didn't notice it till i wrote the whole thing

>>689747489
Glad to hear that, anon. No need to thank me, I'm a caring person. I hope you succeed in whatever you want to do.