They don't think it be like it is,
But it do.

Yo that's a nice setup, I was hoping to get one of those. Right now though I'm stuck with a Solma Z for now. I switched out the bronze zwelter for a silver one but it's still pretty out-of-date.

>>689729354
The Sloma Z was a decent fingerbox in like 2006, but it cant be compared to anything now. The response time is slow and it just doesnt feel as good.

>thwatcher
Seriously speaking, how much do they enhance the whole experience?

>>689728735
Im waiting for the Ubox 1k v2 adv. in black and white. The upgraded insertionslits with gold inlay will be a huge improvement from my bakelite ones.

Tfw youre stuck with your older brothers hand-me-down Dolcer 3400

>>689729354

Idk if the Skarp T-97 is a good investment. I personally put out a fair amount of money for a Drakin 850, stainless steel spindle rod, and it comes with an attachable flux chamber, for those Saturday nights, if ya catch my drift.

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I have an all-organic environmentally-friendly model. It's a two-holer.

>>689729608
I strongly stick to boxes with thwatchers, I like the clack they make when you use them and the stabilization is better.

>>689729562
Man, I'm still running a Sloma X, 2003 all the way...
>feelsbadman

>>689729704
he probably tried to stick his dick in it. I'd try and get rid of it. You can pick up some cheap vintage stuff on fleamarkets.

>>689729724
The drakin 850 is shit, trust me. Imported one a while back. Never have i seen something so poorly assembled, it looked like the sovjet union, without the charm.

Tell me about it, I tried out my friend's Zinkar-46, from I think it was 2014, and damn, it's a smooth ride. Still slightly out of date but I just wish I could afford at least that.

>>689729704

Damn, RIP :/
I upgraded my Sloma Z to a Skarp T-90, and the difference is huge considering is was only a year gap in their release

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built this one my senior year in woodshop I got an A- on it, I still use it to this day as my primary fingerbox. No need to pay for one, it's not too difficult to make a high quality fingerbox out of some decent wood

>>689728735
Thats pretty nice. I mainly use my Ronsten MKV (i know it's old) but it works really well still.

>>689729911
>Make a high quality fingerbox out of some decent wood

Nigger you what?

>>689729911
>high quality fingerbox from a faggot
Do you have any expertise in fingerbox ? Theses shits cost a lot for a reason, a good design is hard to achieve

>>689728735
what the fuck are fingerboxes used for

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>2016
>not using at least a Zinkar-58 or above

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Can someone explain to me what a fingerbox is? Never seen or had one before..

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>>689730155

>>689730155
>>689730272

A finger box, though ostensibly a relatively simple device, is in fact a staggeringly complex machine comprised of several thousand finely crafted components. These are most often distributed in sets of nine, but the poor, the disenfranchised and the mentally retarded have all been observed amusing themselves for hours at a time with just a single unit. Finger boxing (also referred to colloquially as 'fingering' and/or 'boxing') is a rapidly growing trend among teens aged 13-18

>>689728735
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS A FRICKIN FINGERBOX!?!??!!?!?!!?!

Are you guys really serious with this shit, no one cares unless you have at least the newest UltiRex. Fuckin trash tier boxes in this thread

>>689730288
i'm serious
tell me
is this some sort of meme
do you stick your dick in it?

>>689730235
Lol dat magic flight...
Gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8

>>689730235
It's an hipster model, like the iPhone of fingerboxes
>fake vintage
>bad materials

>>689730272
You've never had a fingerbox?
you live under a rock?

>>689730127
>>689730140
Just because you dopes don't have enough architectural knowledge and carpentry experience to build yourself a proper fingerbox doesn't mean others can't. Enjoy blowing your money on consumer products while I get superior experiences from my own designs

>>689730235
Zinkar is shit. Skarp master race

>>689728735
anyone have a pic of the fingerbox 420? i hear they added premium authentic suede leather on the inside of it for xxxxtra comfort.

Oh shit I just snatched up a Frigle P-77 on eBay for like 26 bucks. Says all it needs is a replacement dual griggler and it's good to go.

>>689730494
Thats like building the housing of a pc just so that you have a prop that makes it look like you game.

>>689730155
>not knowing what a finger box is
>2016

Anyone still have their very first fingerboxes?

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>>689730433
Well, i dont come here very often.. Usually I'm on 9gag and reddit the whole day, they never pop up there, also never seen or heard about them.

U guys trilling me? Xd

>>689730511
t. Gook

>>689730494
>No room for a thermal applicator

Why do you even live

>>689730685
I do actually, my grandpa gave me one when I was six.

>>689730494
My grandfather made custom fingerboxes his whole life. It took him decades and decades to make even a decent one. he told me anything made by hand nowadays is trash, even his stuff isnt to par with the big name brand ones.

Oldfag here, as you can see from my double numbers

What exactly is a fingerbox? I swear I'm always asleep when these threads happen.

>>689729997
seriously? have you tried getting parts for that thing?

>>689730757
<i'll bet you cant even meme arrow

U poor fags..i bet no one of you can afford my ivory and gold Bufmatch 660

>>689730690
>9gag
>reddit

If b8, then gr8. If not, ... You actually admit to going to 9gag and Reddit? In public?

>>689730633
No it's more like building your own computer to save money dipstick

>>689730766
I like it's rustic feel mainly, I would never dismantle it. Too close to my heart.

>>689730749
Those were the days.

Did your mom yell at you for fingering grandpa's box all the time? I'll never forgive that cunt

>>689730920
but the internals, faggot. thats where the moneys at. Sure you can make the housing out of wood, but what about the internals?

>>689730882
Oh fuck you, the basic Jethro G78 works better than anything from Bufmatch, they went to shit in like 40 years ago

>>689730945
Does yours have small plug on the base right hand side?

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>>689730902
I also love gooby meme xd

>>689730754
Just like Einstein was gifted at e=mc2 I am gifted at fingerbox

ITT bunch of autists talking about boxes you put ur fingers in although none of them have actually seen one in real life.

>>689731013
I made them myself too, I've been designing circuitry and ergonomics equipment since before my balls dropped

>>689731028
It's called vintage dumbass..and the G78 model is the worst made by Jethro btw

>>689731270
faggot I have one

What rod should I get for my '15 Sloma or is it even worth replacing? Old one snapped in two in the middle of a fingering lol
>inb4 learn to finger

>>689731442
Zinkar > Jethro
Literally a scientifically verifiable fact that Jethro boxes simply lack the durability and lag behind the performance of most Zinkar models

Are you Guys for the new skarp alpha2? Some reviews said, that it's the best fingerbox on the market. What do you think guys? Should I buy it?

>>689731270
>>689730757
>>689730401
>>689730377
>>689730272
>>689730155
fingerboxes are a meme
these threads are here just to confuse newfags
I doubt anyone here even has one

>>689731270
Only simpletons are incapable of appreciating the art form of fingerboxes

>>689731775
are you after performance or long term stability?

>>689731791
>these threads are here just to confuse newfags
>I doubt anyone here even has one

So, do they exist or not? Faggot fuck

>>689730401
>Do you stick your dick in it?

I mean, if you want it to get all crusty and lose value, then sure. Go right a-fucking-head.

My father used to collect them in the 70s, so he's got a lot of antique models. A few of them would easily go for a few thousand at auction nowadays, but he refuses to sell due to sentimental value.

>>689731791
The reason why /b/ is cancer and AIDS today

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This is my current one, its custom. I was having issues with niggers using my box so I put a lock on it.
has the internals of a terry 559

also, timestamp.

>>689731978
I prefer performance
So what do you think? Is it the right box to purchase?

>>689728735
just get a real fingerbox and be done with it

>>689731090
Yea, it didn't come with it but I put it in couple years after i got it. Only mod i've done.

>>689728735
These are not real things. These people are lying. There is no such thing as a "fingerbox".

>live in thirdworld country
>literally no fingerbox scene in my city
>can't fucking find one anywhere
>stuck with an old smelly pinewood Dubrava from the 1970s that my uncle brought back from Russia
can anyone tell me why fingerboxes are banned on amazon and ebay again? would've made my life much easier if they weren't

I hope that one of these days in one of these fingerbox threads you just get a whole bunch of trolls discussing fingerboxes without a single person asking what it is.

Then you realize the whole thread of pretend has just been a waste of life and time

that is my dream

>>689732248
This has been around since before you were born you degenerate summerfag.

>>689732510
do you see this shit here faggot >>689732297
reverse search that shit.

>>689732248
Not because of half-fags like you who bemoan the golden days of something that has NEVER been quality, whilst piping out maymays that by themselves immediately discredit your argument. Certainly not.

Surely not.

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>>689730757

>oldfag

ok newfriend

>>689732145
Yeah, they do.
It's boxes with "finger-sized" (actually bigger than fingers for obvious reason) holes and random materials in them.

>>689731791
lmao found the summerfag

>>689730272
that said, this >>689730332 pretty much sums it up. The real meme is trying to convince newfriends like you that fingerboxes aren't real btw, so now you know

I got my finger stuck in my Kliko 247c the other day and its still not coming out I tried buttering the hole like it said in the manual but no luck. I think it might be a problem with the capacitor coupling switch mechanism but I really don't want to break that considering it looks like replacement parts might cost more than simply buying a new one.

I lost my whole collection of boxes in a house fire last year :( my poppy gave me one he made in Korea. It was a sad day when it all went up.

>>689732644
also, czeched

fuck me i read most o the thread and i still dont get whats a fingerbox. anyone care to explain?

>>689730332
nigga that's not the whole pasta
do you have the whole thing? I had it on a notepad but formatted my PC and I don't back-up shit

>>689732834

If fingerboxes exist then they can't be memes designed to generate threads for the sole purpose of confusing newfags.

Logic, you fuck. DO IT!

>>689733203
I dont care for the whole thing. Its too obvious with the name.

>>689733133
nigga do you not get what a fingerbox is? its a box for fingerboxing. duuuuUUUUuuh

>>689733385
???

>>689733133
read
>>689732834

the whole version of >>689730332 is also correct, the pasta there isn't complete
I don't remember seeing a post explaining what fingerboxes are since 2008, so calling people who don't know the meme newfags is kinda irrelevant already

>>689728735
What the hell is that pic? What are these terms u use. I am engineering student and never heard of this.

>>689733494
a fingerbox you doof

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My new luxury model Jambava-GO

>>689733494
Learn all about them poindexter.we need engineers to perfect left handed ones .You will retire early and comfortably if you are the one to do this.Theres been a few startups but they have failed

>>689733826
Whats a fingerbox? too lazy to google

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Anyone have experience with the AY-O?

>>689733876
they work left-handed aswell
it's just you mouthbreathers who can't use them properly and immediately blame the fact that there's no left handed ones

>>689733968
Did you even have a childhood???

>>689733968
It's an entertainment system of sorts

>>689734022
Sweet! pre 2000 too. they were the best

>>689733968
this is clearly bait but whatever I'll bite
there's posts about it
>>689732834

I JUST GOOGLED FINGERBOX AND KNOWYOURMEME SAYS IT'S A HOAX TO CONFUSE NEWFAGS

DO NOT GET TROLLED. REDDIT ARMY UNITED

>>689734022
Had one of those till I got another Hiksegen Custom XG14 built with premium oakwood. Old AY-O was a gift from my grandad. Used to have so much fun with em when I was a kid

Either I am too newfag or your past oldfags

>>689734317
>knowyourmeme
>reddit army

Nice try, but everyone can see your a troll.

>>689734317
le epic countertroll

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fingerbox

>>689734210
Youre right newfriend it was bait.

Sum sum sum sum gimme dat summertime.

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>>689734317
Funny joke, kid.

Anyways I've been thinking of investing in the Knox 9750, I've found one on craigslist for a steep but reasonable price, it's the one with the rounded corners, pretty similar to the one in pic related.
Also curious does anyone know what model pic related is?

>>689734803
don't get Knox fingerboxes, they're cheap chinese shit
get a quality japanese one like Geri

what is le fonger boox? ;^)

>>689734803
>Knox 9750
>getting the model the manufacturers recalled in 2011
ISHYGDDT

I've been thinking of investing in a Russian fingerbox - namely the Paltsov 17 series

>>689735366
I've heard good things about vintage Dubravas but they have a tendency to start smelling if they aren't cleaned properly on a regular basis.
I'll check out the Paltsovs, I didn't even know knox had a recall

>tfw my country has a nationwide ban on fingerboxing

I was thinking of just getting a Chinese knock off of the Zinkar. I believe it's called the Disentriao. Its a lot cheaper, but the build is identical and it even comes with a steel will scrub.

>>689728735
Finger boxes!!! Fuck I miss these threads. I sold all of mine :( made good money though

>>689735088
> cheap chinese shit

Oh come on the Menshing z25 was a great box, albeit wood. But it was beautiful. Oak. rounded, proper finish, two stroke thwatcher. Gave me hours of endless entertainment.

>>689736004
Don't bother with Chinese clones even though they seem enticing at first glance you're going to end up with missing pieces, loose screws, that sort of thing. My brother had a Zinkar clone and the thwatcher rattled off and fell down a storm drain while he was walking

>>689736207
People have literally lost fingernails using Menshing GARBAGE don't fucking listen to this asshole, he's trying to troll you into getting yourself hurt

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>2016
>not using digital Geri products

>>689736004
>>689735088

The only worthwhile Asian fingerbox models are the Tunzha-xi and the less known Yubisatsu.

Everything else is shit that breaks as soon as your fingers touch it.

The Yubisatsu even had a bamboo model, at least thats what FBox Digest mentioned in one of their articles.

>>689728735
You woodfags are fucking gay.

>hurr durr have to varnish once a month
>hurr durr wood is better

Synthetics are objectively a better choice. The only reason to use wood is if you're a hipster faggot.

Fingerboxes are not about aesthetics, you insufferable faggot.

>>689730272
omfg, summer as fuck...

>>689733867
Finally, someone with enough sense to use synthetics.

Fuck you hipsters.

>>689736982
Yubisatsu are hand crafted actually which is why they run prices so high you might as well be buying a hatori hanzo katana

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They don’t make them for durability like they used to. The most reliable Finger Box I’ve ever owned is my old AYO box
>pic related

>>689731791
>newfags not understanding the true power of a fingerbox
I bet you can't even triforce

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Hey guys! Just bought my first fingerbox from an old guy's yard sale last week. Thoughts?

Also, I've heard painting them red is the best colour to paint them in order to prolong the fingerboxing experience. Do you agree? Should I use Gloss or Matte paint?

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Found this one in my grandma's attic any idea which model this one is. Seems to work for multiple users at the same time been using it with my friends for quite some time and we've never run into trouble.

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anyone else into auxfingering their boxes? experiences?

>>689737895
That is one hell of a fingerbox. What chemicals does it use?

>>689737986
That's not a fingerbox, that's a box of fingers

are we time warping back to 2010?

>>689737926
Nice enough fingerbox. Might I recommend shaving down those protruding ducktails a bit with a low grit rasp? Wouldn't want them to get caught! Ducktail repairs are at an all time high atm

>>689737926
Put your finger in it. Lets see how good it is.

Eh, I got a Skarp T-97 Pro in the past, but it wasn't really for me.

Personally, I prefer the Tzchernoborn F23 Model. VERY responsive and just feels natural to use.

>>689737512
>F.5 model
>Classic

Pick one faggot. F-fives first appeared in late 2006, and although a good model with admirable specifications - its by no means a classic.

you want a classic AYO - get the D-13 edition, man that takes me back

>>689737895
I got mine painted a Matte Light green. I dont personally think the colour matters performance wise, But having a nice colour to look at while using it is a plus.

>>689738014
I think it uses Dihydrogen Monoxide in order to power the retroprototurboencabulation device. Other than that, though, it's completely natural!

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>>689738180
Mah nigga!

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ITT: faggots claiming to own top-notch finger boxes without a timestamp

Yeah, right and here’s a picture of my bitch chilling next to my lambo and I also have a 12 inch cock