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Why couldn't they hire an Asian?
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Cause it will be butchered beyond recognition.
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>>689719259
because famous actress

they might as well hire john cena as batou while they are at it.
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>>689719259
Because it's being made for a Western audience and they like white people better.
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Why couldn't they hire midgets to play hobbits?

Why didn't they hire a blind guy to play Daredevil?

Why didn't they hire a 15 year old to play Spider-man?

Because it's a fucking movie. I seriously don't see what the big deal is about this.
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>>689719386
>implying any anime-to-film movie won't be butchered.
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>>689719259

Get over it fagg... I do not know why they have not hired Android it would do better than human playing android...
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I wasn't going to go see this movie until I found out that they cast Scarlett Johansson in it.

I've had a crush on her since Lost in Translation
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the main character doesn't even look asian.
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>>689719659
So the studio is banking on there being more people like you than there are people who actually like Ghost in the Shell
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>>689719259
What female big star Asians do you know that would draw people to the film other than the people who are already fans of the series?

None.
The big name pool has been drying up the past 20 years, even for white people.
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>>689719712
and most anime try and make the characters look white anyway
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Don't you watch movies? They rarely use asians in film
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>>689719259
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>>689719259
Mean while Japanese cast all chink eye cast for attack on the titan .. Mean fucking while full metal al will have a all Japanese cast even if the manga says they are germen . so fuck you fan boi
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>>689719525
Hobbits are basically small humans, midgets are deformed and gross.
It is easy to fake being blind, and working with a real blind person would be very hard.

I actually agree with the spider-man one. They should hire a person the same age, or at least one who looks the same age, rather than an adult.

It really makes a difference to stick to the original source. This is the same reason everyone is pissed about niggers being inserted into white people's roles.
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>>689719994
He did play it very well..
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>>689719994
In short: "If you are white, fuck you."
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Motoko doesn't look asian and since she's an android there's no reason to assume that she should be asian.
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>>689719259

They needed a big hollywood name.

ScarJo isnt the worst choice... but definetly not the best either.
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>>689720000
Quads of truth
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>>689719259
it will be another "Lucy"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwDqbDp6SGc
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>>689720221
She's a full body cyborg,

Fucking Androids are sythetics, robots with rudimentary AI and working organs.

Cyborgs are humans who have parts replaced with cybernetics.
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Why couldn't they hire a good actor?

Fuck that fact that's an asian. Scarlet Johannson is just a raspy voice with tits.
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>>689719259
The Japs don't even care, it's stupid faggy American white SJWs who care.

Fuck off with this shit-

sage
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>>689720396
Yes. beautifully fantastic jumbly bumbly get-your-face-in-there-and-motorboat-that-shit luscious tits.
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>>689720361
>full body cyborg
doesn't sound like there's anything human left
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>>689720221
She sorta looks like Carrie-Anne Moss (Trinity, Matrix).
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>>689720396
You haven't seen Lost in Translation
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>>689720361
Ok, I fucked up the semantics. But since the skin, skeleton and flesh are still fabricated my point stands.
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>>689720000
this tbh
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>>689720556
The Japanese are still mentally enslaved from the United States dropping TWO nuclear bombs on them after they tried to defend themselves from a US oil embargo. They have a slaves mentality and aren't capable of advocating for themselves properly, so we have to do it for them.
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>>689720000
Witnessed
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>>689719994
I don't think i could imagine anyone else as the gate keeper.
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>>689720000
You know meanwhile is one word, don't you?
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>>689720221
This is why SJ is actually a more than decent casting choice for The Major.

The people who are angry about this casting choice are people who don't watch anime enough to understand that not all anime center around Asia/Japan. Plenty of them are set in places where the vast majority of the characters are white.

Togusa: Japanese police officer
Motoko: Android that looks pretty "Caucasian"
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>>689719259
>Couldn't
Because Lucy Lui is it and she's too old. And Chinese.
Also, she's a cyborg- race is a little less important.
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>>689719259
they want people to want to see the movie.
the source material will appeal to faggot weebs.
scarjo is for the regular people.
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>>689720679
>Matrix
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>>689719809
Which there definitely are. Welcome to screen economics 101.
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>>689720000
Quads confirms. Op is a fan boi who needs to get fucked.
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>>689719465
Id preffer the rock
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>>689721343
Yep. I sure did type that word. Thanks for typing it again and linking it to my reply.
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>>689721306
>Source material will appeal to faggot weebs
You obviously never watched ghost in the shell cock gobbler
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>>689721029
>defend themselves from a US oil embargo
So the US should have helped out people who massacred Chinese and were allied with Fascists and Nazis?
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>>689719994
Black guy has to stand at the gate. White folks in the castle chilling.
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>>689721499
I'm assuming you're aware why, but than again idk how stupid kids can be these days
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>>689720361
No. She's a cartoon character that's been transferred to film, backed by a major studio. They thought about going with ethnic actress Nippy Pong Slanteyes, but then they came to their fucking senses and said "Wait, we need to appeal to all audiences, not just the niche markets of Fanboys and SJW whiners" and cast an A-List actress instead. Then they all cheered and did a bunch of coke and fucked underage girls and boys in celebration, as hollywood is wont to do.

One day, the clown-hairs will all be dead, their tweets printed out and crammed down their throats. Their last moments captured on their the iphones they attempted to record the injustice with, and their hearts pierced with the staffs of the very rainbow flags they were wielding.

And then, we ..shall...have...peace.
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>>689720000
Ask your quads this... Can the studio that make attack on Titan afford an A list Hollywood actress? Fucking roody-poo
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>>689721580
That Japanese and Chinese have been massacring each other for thousands of years. No one is less guilty of that then the other. The Japanese had not truly allied itself with Germany until after the embargo, when they had thousands of troops on Chinese soil and were running out of gas and Germany offered them fuel.
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>>689721525
no because i'm not an anime loving weeaboo faggot.
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>>689719259

I love how close she actually looks like to the major, you guys are just a bunch of cock suckers. fuck you. You little bitch enjoy the movie you faggot. fuck your asian cunts too, little bitchasses, ain't not whitewashing mother fuckers fuck yall. It's a god damn movie, enjoy the fucking movie ya' pricks.
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>>689720275
Who'd be the best choice?
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>>689722029
Ghost in the Shell doesn't appeal to weebs.
Too much philosophy and deep thought. kek
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>>689719259
Simple. Because it doesn't fucking matter.
She's literally an android in the movie/show. Her appearance doesn't matter at all.

Also because Scarlett Johansson (whether you personally like it or not) is considered an A-list celebrity and therefore be able to grab a lot of tickets for a completely new hollywood movie.

This fucking about her as the lead shouldn't be about her color and ethnicity, it should be if she's able to play the fucking part.

Not everything is about fucking politics.
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>>689721757
Not that anon, but I have no idea why you did that either.

He clearly stated that she was Trinity from Matrix. Your replied >Matrix, like he didn't say that she was Trinity from Matrix when he did in fact state that she was.
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>>689721499
You're the one who's stupid. I said that she was from the Matrix.
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>>689720221
>blue eyes
SHE IS TOTALLY ASIAN GUISE
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>>689721765

Agree with this fuck all you whiny little cunts. It's a movie. enjoy the god damn movie, and fuck your face while you're at it.
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>>689721757
This, and also you should be aware of how stupid kids can be these days. Just in case you weren't aware of it. I'm just here to remind you, just in case you didn't know.

Kids can be stupid btw. I'm sure you appreciate me informing you that kids can be stupid. You're welcome.
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>>689722511
How can I enjoy a movie that automatically makes me a racist the moment I purchase a ticket?

If you buy a ticket to this movie, you basically agreeing with the opinion that Asian actress shouldn't make Hollywood salaries and that those huge salaries should be reserved for white people.
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>>689722909
Scarlett Johansson isn't white. She's Jewish.
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>>689722909
>How can I enjoy a movie that automatically makes me a racist the moment I purchase a ticket?

Are you serious Anon?
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>>689722909
That's not how it works in the slightest.

There just aren't any high end Asian actors, and fuck there aren't many NEW actors making it in hollywood these days at all.

All the "good" actors/actresses have been getting old and retiring and almost no new blood is replacing them.

It's not white people's fault if people of other races aren't aggressively asserting themselves into an industry.
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>>689723092
50 million and she can't afford a dentist.
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>>689721765
>One day, the clown-hairs will all be dead, their tweets printed out and crammed down their throats. Their last moments captured on their the iphones they attempted to record the injustice with, and their hearts pierced with the staffs of the very rainbow flags they were wielding.
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>>689719465tbh i think Mickey Rourke or Ron Perlman would be great for the role of batou. mickey just based on looks though.
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>>689723304
Ever seen a Jew spend their own money?
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>>689722909
>Asian actress shouldn't make Hollywood salaries
They shouldn't. Because she's asian, and because she's a woman.

White people are better.

I'm going to go to the theater, pay them double, telling the ticket agent "the extra is for Scarlet. May her massive tits shine brightly." And then I'm going to watch the movie and force myself to like it, then I'm going to go out and punch and rape asians screaming "REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR!"

cunt.
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>>689723396
I'd be down for Perlman as Batou.
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>>689719259
I heard that they turned down an Asian actor who applied.
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>>689723466
>White people are better.

This is why you shouldn't buy a ticket. If you buy a ticket, you basically just like this racist asshole.
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>>689721231
Are you unironically autistic to not know what emphasis is?
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>>689723396
Adam Baldwin might be a good choice for the role?

Now granted I haven't seen him in much at all. Just FireFly and Chuck but I do think he might fit the role.
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>>689723647
Go back to slitting your wrists and drinking bleach like you fuckers did 10 years ago before tumblr existed.

You obviously don't want to read anything that isn't racist.
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>>689720000
Truth

FMA is gonna be as shit as AoT was

GitS is likely to be the only good anime adaption ever
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>>689719259
Why couldn't they hire a white person?
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>>689723838
Hey, Rurouni Kenshin was actually a pretty fucking good adaption.
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>>689719259
Why couldn't they have an Asian guy play the main character in Edge of Tomorrow instead of Tom Cruise?

Oh wait, it's because Tom Cruise and Scarlett Johansson are really good actors, and this will result in a better movie being made.
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>>689719902
Actually, Oda himself said that if there were irl countries of origin for his characters, Luffy would be from Brazil. And they aren't trying to make the character's "white", if you haven't noticed most Japanese are lighter skinned than Europeans. They aren't gonna make all Japanese or other Asian yellow in accordance with American stereotypes. In fact, you can usually tell when there's a white guy in a manga, they draw them kinda different from the rest of the vharacters.
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>>689722909
gr8 b8 m8

The Major's android body is white.

There is literally no reason to cast an Asian in this role.
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>>689719259
I hate this movie just because of that fucking debates these fucking sjw butthurt morons started.
Stupid anti sex feminists you are nothing more than mental illness, fucking cry babies and their fucking debats about a fucking movie. Fuck that movie fuck it fucking squeamish sjw magnet bullshit. And girl on the picture please get your chin up and show more proud because thats looks fucking despicable, like a vulture who is beginning to cry about fucking everything.

You now what, I like girls who have fucking balls and fight back instead of fucking blahblahblah womansplaining feminists. now deal with it.
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>>689723907
Can and should are two entirely different concepts. The SHOULD have hired an Asian for the role, because being sensitive to the feelings of minorities is morally righteous.

It's about being a good person. A good person wouldn't be insensitive to the feelings of minorities. Hiring a white person for this role is insensitive and the person who cast Scarlett Johansson in this role is immoral. So is Scarlett Johansson for accepting the role.
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>>689719994
The worst part is that they picked the only norse god that ever had his or her skin colour mentioned. Any of the other ones were up for grabs, but they picked the only one who ever had his skin colour mentioned.
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>>689723525
Ditto
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>>689723763
i actually kinda agree with you. i've also watched chuck and firefly. an i do believe he is a good actor.
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If Asians don't want to automatically disqualify their own actresses from Anime to Film movies, then they should stop making their cartoon characters have big tits, round eyes and blond and read hair.

Literally 90% of anime characters look like Caucasians.
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>>689724286
See this right here is why you're fucking retarded.

You have two example of the Japs Asian Washing movies for AoT and FMA despite both series being filled with GERMAN characters.
In fact AoT only had ONE character that was Asian.

Then you have GitS, the cast for which is diverse as fuck. There are only like three actual Japs in Section 9, and the main character while Jap has put her brain in multiple new bodies since she was 8 years old and never looked Japanese since.

Either learn about the fucking content you're complaining about first, or fucking neck yourself.
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>>689724286
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>>689723647
Do you know something called sarcasm?
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>>689725085
In his defense, Sarcasm does not translate well into text unless it's done in a really obvious way.
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>>689724855
It's alright when Asians do it. It's not alright when Caucasians do it.

The racial scale of privilege is currently tipped heavily in favor of Caucasians and that scale is never going to become balanced until minorities enjoy privileges Caucasians can't enjoy.
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>>689724855
>'neck yourself'

Calm your autism
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>>689725223
I pity the people that don't consider that obvious sarcasm.
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>>689721765
Fuck yeah bro, I can feel you fuck this annoying sjws and feminists because I HATE THEM TOO. they're just whiny about everything. It's a mental disease. Those cities should check their waterlines if there is something inside which makes their brains go bizarre. I don't know but I fucking hate those anti sex bullshit people fucking air wasters.
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>>689725270
There are more fucking Asians in the world than Whities.
Your argument fails.

WHITES ARE THE MINORITY BITCH!
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>>689719833
>What female big star Asians do you know that would draw people to the film

This, with the proviso that female leads don;t actually have much BO draw anyway.
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>>689725460
I mean yeah, He's an idiot for not noticing something as obvious as that but... Still. Sarcasm is a bitch in text form.
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>>689720134
>It really makes a difference to stick to the original source.

Disagree strongly. If what you want is something as close as possible to the original source, just go enjoy the original source, i will be identical.
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>>689725270
Caucasians? Are you from Caucasus? Are you a fucking terrorist bro?
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>>689719259
>Why couldn't they hire an Asian?
so many things wrong about your question.

made for western market.
just because it's an anime doesn't mean EVERYONE needs to be asian.
just like the Attack on Titan movie is racist, because it ONLY has ASIANS even though people are obviously called names like Reiner, which was supposed to be a german fella. so yeah.

why are you a fag though? i don't understand why OP always has to be a faggot, isn't this discriminating against heterosexual OPs? they don't seem to exist.
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>>689719259
BIG EYES
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>>689725270
>privileges Caucasians can't enjoy.

They already do. They get to basically do anything they want and when they are called on it, they can say "Y'all racis'" and go on their merry way. Like this lovely couple.

But seriously, all those privileges asians can't have. Living in abject poverty, being discriminated against. How often do we have to hear stories of asians being turned away from restaurants. Or not given the same educational opportunities as Caucasians.

Gaia Bless Them.
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>>689725270
>white privilege
>the ability to be the majority
>so good
Let's forget that wealth is the real privilege and talk about race instead since it's funner to attack the majority.
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She looks uggo with dyed hair. Pleb
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>>689719259
Why couldn't they hire an Asian?
>That's easy. They could. They didn't, because in a reality where you can control exactly what you look like, even gooks want to look like normal people
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>>689724031
Stfu they made a live action movie of attack on titan with an all japanese cast when in the manga/anime half of them are of german origins
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can you name 5 asian actors that's not jackie chan
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>>689719259
I din't care if they cast a white, black, latino or asian person. The question is why did it had to be scarjo. I hate that bitch
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Because she was an android. And Asian people couldn't look less like manga/anime characters because of their eyes.
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>>689724031
I was referring the the general appearance. Taller than Asians. Large, light colored eyes. Hair that is not black. I just grabbed a random picture off google and it has 2 blondes with blue eyes and 2 redheads.
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>>689719259
Would only watch to see her in sexy outfits anyway
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>>689725788
Mah nigga!

Also /thread
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>>689724335
>up for grabs
>Norse
This is why you don't do drugs and post kids
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>>689719259
This movie will be shit.
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>>689726526
And? I'm not saying anything about AoT, just that in most mangas the "norm" is usually an Asiatic race, not Caucasian. AoT is doing the same thing that Hollywood does that SJWs get pissed about: casting their movies for their general public. There's a majority of Asians in the country where the film is being made and released, just like in America there's a majority of white people.
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>>689726683
Not Jackie Chan
Not Jackie Chan
Not Jackie Chan
Not Jackie Chan
And not Jackie Chan
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So this is to get even with AoT?

I have a confession, I don't even watch anime. I am just triggered by SJ with that terrible hair job that's supposed to appear natural.
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>>689719994
rather see a cute asian than some bulbous nosed ugly white actress
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>>689726683
Female jackie chan
Shorther jackie chan
Nigger jackie chan
Kid jackie chan
Fatter jackie chan
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>>689725270
nice bait.
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>>689726683
Chao from hangover
Agent may from agents of shield
The bad girl from rush hour 2
The good girl from that crap movie where a guy plays ping pong
And that's all about it

Don't know any names
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>>689726683
Bruce Lee
Lucy Liu
Jet Li
Takeshi Kitano
That girl from Paper Heart
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>>689719259
Because it doesn't fucking matter.
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They should have made ScarJo be the purple haired version of Major K - that would have been much more appealing.
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>>689726683
>my sister's dildo
>cup of brown sugar
>Jackie Chan

FUCK!
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>>689727065
I'd rather you were fed to a pack of wolves in front of your family. We don't always get what we want.
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>>689720396
True
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>>689726793
Yeah but that's the kind of Peacock effect most mangas have, the main character usually stands out, and look different, like superhero's in their colorful costumes. They are also designed to recall their powers, and attacks. And in many of those mangas, they explain in the manga how that character is "different" and why. They explain both Ichigo's and Naruto's hair colour in the mangas, and Gokucs hair changes as he powers up. And about the eyes, many mangas have "manga" eyes, just cartoon eyes, and most Asians draw themselves normally as opposed to western stereotypes, like exaggerated slant-eyes. The way I've alway seen it was unless they specify an origin location for a charcter, most manga characters will look Asian irl.
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Sorry pinko, female leads are for White Womyn only.
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I dont care if Asian or not, but scar doesn't seem the right type for a movie based on an anime
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>>689727060
>natural
>on a cyborg
Ishygddt
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>>689728889

It looks really tacky. SJ would be better as the purple haired version.
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>>689719259
>couldn't
It's their choice. It might be a bad choice, considering revenue, but it's still their choice. I don't see a problem in someone butchering a movie, you just don't have to watch it.
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>>689729008
Eh, I don't care either way, I've never seen GitS
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Or at least give her a proper wig. Dying blonde hair black just makes it look odd.
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>>689719259
anime characters always look like white people to me.
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>it's perfectly fine for a white person to play the role of a non-white, nothing wrong here
>the next James Bond will be black
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
4chan
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>>689728791
Amen. The only time anyone wants to see asian women on screen is if they're surrounded by men masturbating into their faces.

White people are relateable. We are non-threatening. We have no political agenda other than our own. We are pure and beautiful.

Other races want to be us, and their womenfolk want to date us. We are simply better.

And there's not a fucking thing anyone can do about it.
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>>689729359

Major K isn't a non white. I am only triggered by the photo of GitS.

The dye job sucks. It looks like baby's first cosplay.
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>>689721765
This.
An A list actress makes sense.
Not only that, it's not just white people that prefer to see white people, EVERYONE prefers to look at white people. Japs aren't mad, upper middle class white kids are.
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>>689729580
>mfw I have no idea what the shitfuck you're talking about
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>>689729720

Yiff in hell, fur scum.
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>>689719525

check your privilege
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I promise you much less people would have been triggered had they given SJ a proper wig instead of having her dye her hair.
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>>689729841
You can post up as much redditfag bullshit as you wish, but it doesn't change reality.

In the end, whitey wins.

And you have to sit there like a bitch and suck it up.
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>>689729868
>yiff
you're secretly a gay furry, anon.
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>>689730222

Checked. I'm not the one saving fur pictures though.
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>>689730204
hardcuurrr brah bruh breh
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>>689730343
but they're fun, brah.
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>>689730498

>fun
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>>689730222
>gay
you're secretly a faggot, anon.
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>>689730603
>good fun bro
>>689730751
>faggot
you're openly queer anon
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Uncle worked as a fireman his whole life. Died recently in a horrific car crash - burnt to a crisp.

My mother was distraught and apparently there was a massive family fight. Dad informed me that my uncle in his 20s had made work colleagues, friends and men in the family promise should he die in a fire that his funeral be open cask.

Having seen so many burnt corpses himself, he thought it would be funny.
"See how long it takes before you can stomach bbq meats again"

His friends have arranged it, his wife was in pieces so she didnt care. They've arranged the Wake after the funeral to be a BBQ at her house.

I'm laughing and crying. Legends.
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>>689719259
Because asians are shit tier actors, never saw a film starring a good asian actor... inb4 Jackie Chan and jet li, they're both shit, just good martial artists.
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>>689719259
Because Japanese people look nothing like anime characters.

Fucking Irish people look more like anime characters than Japanese people do, if only because their eyes are round.
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>>689730984
k den
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>>689730603
This is now a cute Asian girl thread.
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>>689719259
well if you liked the original two I suggest not to watch this bullshit, I know I certainly won´t.
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>>689731411

>cute

Get better taste first l0l
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Are you faggots not going to talk about the fact that the creator of the manga himself said that he supports the casting of SJ?

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/scarlett-johansson-ghost-shell-japanese-885462
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>>689720637
What about her brain, dipshit?
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>>689731695
Maybe this is more to your liking?
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>>689732539
if they had human brains then they wouldn't have to up/download their self into a new body
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