>>689714106
That aint a sad meal thats mushrooms and steak what legends are made of

>>689714106
>>689714941
Go vegan

>>689714106
Looks pretty good actually.

Stop worshiping at the alter of women, OP. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

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>>689715483
kys

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>>689714106
All I eat in a day. I know how to cook, pretty good at it even but I can't be arsed to cook if it's just for me, not worth the effort.

>>689715935
Fuck you, veganism is the only logical, sane, and ethical choice

>>689714106
if you can be eating that and still be depressed, you deserve to cry into your meal, you faggot

your ancestors fought and died to earn the right to eat meat and be happy, you fucking faggot, get off your ass and stop crying about how hard your cushy little life is and fucking make something of yourself

>>689718153
Angry No Meat Man
Attacks a steak
Would prefer a veggie bake

>>689718153
Fuck you, avoiding any harm to other organisms by an heroing the sec you become sentient its the only logical, sane, and ethical choice

>>689715935
looks good but why have so much at the house? do you live near like a slaughter house?

>>689718011
>>689718153
there once was a vegan on b,

who was trolling the thread hard you see,

but little he knew,

of the irony too,

that he sucked dick as much as op

>>689718403
haiku-ification

the last line relates to the first two, 6/10

>>689718529
ooh, a limerick, we're getting some serious class up in here

>>689716839
1 bowl of ramen is all you eat in a day?
are you a skelly

>>689718928
Nah, an alcoholic, beer keeps me a fat fuck.

>>689718520
Not really, just rather buy in bulk and keep in the freezer until needed.

Plus it's grass fed, mercy killed, etc.. infinitely better than anything I've ever bought over a counter.

>>689718979
beer and ramen?
do you at least take a multivitamin

>>689718529
Kek

>>689719112
are you joe rogan

>>689714106
>eats steak and spinach
>depressing
Kill yourself

>>689719112
Lol you are one of these fucking weakling fucks, who wants the steak he's about to eat to feel good and had a fulfilling life, wrote three novels and appeared on the Ellen ahow to talk about their feelings towards the burger industry. Lol fucking faggot. Its a fucking cow. It is here for you to eat it not fucking ask it how its day has been.

>>689719145
At times, magnesium too. But in general I don't care so much anymore.

Partially since I'm in the 3rd month after my ex girlfriend left me after we've been together for eight years, still reeling a little from that.

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>>689719279
lawlwut?

There's only 1/4 cow in the picture and I have a wife and kid. It really isn't that much, bout 1 year's worth.

>>689714106
what kind of mushrooms are those ?

>>689714106
this meal is paleo as fuck

>>689719488
Are you an actual retarded person?

I don't give a single fuck about the cow. "Mercy Killing" avoids spoiling of the meat due to adrenaline spikes at time of kill.

Read a book, nigger

>>689719506
i feel you bro. my gf of 8 years dumped me. bout 8 years ago. never wanted to do the relationship thing again.
still.
take your vitamins, /b/rother.

>>689717940
EU wants to ban that.

>>689719508
damn. was hoping you were joe.

>>689718153
There once was a nigger on /b/

And autistic shit he did scree

His dad came in his face

And his ass he did brace

As he took nigger penis, three

>>689719861
brexit, nigger

>>689719995
I'm norwegian, we're not even a member. But still we are the fastest at implementing new EU rules.

>>689719841
Yeah, definitely need to, especially since I'm looking for work.

I actually bought a grenadine a few days ago, trying to pick life back up, hopefully get me in a state where I can think about having sex again, joining the real world.

I'll get better, friend's wedding coming soon so who knows what might happen (I do, I'll be beta and fuck no one, but still). Relationships are a no for a while, that's for sure.

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>>689720278
wut?

>>689720329

Gross

>>689720329
i'd slurp the shit out of that shit

>>689720434
Shit, eh, I meant the apple like thing, pomegranate.

Sorry, English isn't my first language. It goes well generally but food items tend to fuck me up.

>>689719506
you post this post everyday on /ck

Been there before man, just get over it and fuck some bitches, if you cant get bitches fuck a whore

>>689719488
You are fucking retarded. Meat from cow that grew up in open air is way better than the meat from cows that were raised in a factory. Stress of the animal affects the quality of the meat, that's not about being compassionate, that's about fucking taste. Go back to your McShit

>>689720655
I never go to /ck/ but I'll concede that my situation isn't that uncommon, so there's likely someone like me on there.

Thanks for the pep talk though.

In this thread cunts that can't cook worth shit. I'm sure a 4 ingredient cook book would suffice to start.

>>689720636
your English is excellent. never would've guessed it wasn't your first language.
good luck at that wedding. have sex as quickly as possible. it'll help you get over her.

>>689720636
It's okay, i love sherly temples.

>>689718153
"Sanity is for the weak" - Khorne

>>689718153
there was once a faggot on /b
surprisingly not OP was he
he preached vegan alot
and sucked miles of cock
that massive faggot from /b

>>689720742
>McShit
was always what i called the McRib. that thing was horrifying.

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>>689720994
moar limericks naow

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I've been eating this every day for the past few months. And about a dozen eggs in the microwave.

>>689720944
>sherly
kys

>>689720919
Thanks for the compliment.

Anyhow, yeah, kind of trying to work myself up to that. Part of the problem is is that I've spent eight years learning how to talk to women, getting close, but keeping it entirely nonsexual (never been a cheater).

So luckily I do know how to approach women, but I have no idea how to escalate, but a party where there's plenty of booze is a good place to learn, as long as I don't stick it in em when they can't walk right anymore.

>>689721233
doing that ketogenic thing? how's it working

>>689718153
Many animals taste good
Veganism's gay
The logical choice..

>>689715576
ayy freddie nietzsche

>>689721361
i have faith in you.
be the ball, danny.

>>689721625
Imma be the balls, both of em.

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>>689714106
I'm a single guy, but I eat good now. I can cook. I also exercize. And lift. I'm old too.

I grew up eating this shit. I'd get it down the street at a Korean grocery near where I lived. It was fucking disgusting but it was something. the chicken meals were really disgusting, but crispy.

My father was so lazy. Fucker would take a chicken leg and boil it in water with cubed frozen vegetables.

That's not the original, that's circa 1981. I remember those well.

>>689721902
Used to eat these as a kid too, so horrible.

Salisbury Steak was my favorite, I cannot even imagine what that shit was made of

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>>689718403
>>689718529
>>689719951
>>689720994
well done

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>>689716839
>not using chopsticks

>>689723787
Dude if I care so little about food I'll eat ramen with nothing in it you think I care about being culturally appropriate about it?

Fuck I'm glad I could be arsed to even grab a fork.

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>>689724069
Just because you're single and lonely doesn't mean you can't have class! I drink my ramune with a straw and my pinkie up.

//Also, use fresh ingredients instead of the 'sauce' pack.

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>>689724217
>//

>>689724217
you seem to be retarded. try reading what that guy posted again and what he posted earlier again too

>>689721373

It's not ketogenic. The protein content is too high.

I eat meat and eggs and on the fourth day I carb up with natural yogurt, oatmeal, whey and banana. This is so I don't lose strength. I lift three times a week.

I am becoming buff as fuck from having no muscle mass at all.

>>689719488
Becoming a man means learning respect, that goes for an animal being dispatched to provide you with food, respect where it comes from, it doesn't owe you anything, the least you can do is be a man about it and not an entitled, spoilt brat.

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>>689724288
>>689724355
idgaf

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Yesterday's leftovers.

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ive been eating fish sticks every day for a month straight. am i gonna die?

>>689724955

Probably healthier than most of the garbage people eat.

I'd just bread and cook my own fish though. Preferably in butter and a breading made of something healthier like rice.

>>689714106
Looks better than all the 'food' idiots usually post here. Would definitely eat right now for nutritional value.

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>>689724955
kek, dat filename, so much truth

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>>689718153
So is killing yourself but you know whatever...

>>689714309
Filthy casual

>>689725188
+1
mac n cheese and chicken fingas

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>>689720434
Wth is this. Why is there even alcohol in it? 3,5% pfff

>>689719951
Points deducted for that "he did scree" / "he did brace" clumsy shit.

>>689724955
so youve become a pescetarian. probably the healthiest thing you can do while still eating meat.

>>689720994
>not OP was he
Fucking Yoda shit to fit the rhyme in - step your game up, faggot

Only eat microwaveable food. Corn dogs, tv dinners, pot pies, and pizza

>>689726257
dude you microwave corn dogs and pizza? do you not have the patience to at least drop it in the oven? if youre gonna eat garbage at least let it taste good

>>689714106
>depressing
this looks fucking dope man
i havent had a cooked meal in decades

Fuck you guys and your "depressing" meals.

All I had yesterday was some bologna and $8 Kamchatka vodka.

>One of those jobs is bound to call...
>Surely

>>689726675
>decades
Anon... you know you're allowed to leave your house, right? Are you in prison on /b/ or something?

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>>689715483

Sorry, but I'm straight

>>689727014
>being straight in 2016
>on /b/
You know where you are right? This is a closet homosexual, bi, fag board.

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3:30 in my filthy microwave

>>689724776
Frozen lasagna, what the fuck is wrong with you. Shit is like the easiest thing to make and its like 150x better if you make it yourself

>>689718153
A vegan on /b/
did decree
that a faggot is he
though he's not OP