Female here. How do I cuckold my friendzoned male friend even more?
Like how do I lure him into going shopping with me and my boyfriend while he carries my shopping bags and pay for the items while me and my boyfriend hold hands? Sometimes he doesn't come if he knows my boyfriend is gonna be there, so I should lure him. Any techniques?
Pic related. That's me and my boyfriend with my friendzoned pet serving as my back rest.
>>689702486
start by shooting yourself
>>689702486
who took the picture?
first off, fyck yourself u vapid jewess cunt. find ur own way of being a lying, deceitful whoreslut. 2nd, post timestamp with same jacket in photo, u fat Virgin malefag. nice b8 dumbass
>>689702486
>>689702587
OP did because he's a 45 year old pedo
B8
Tits
Time stamp
Or gtfo
Old pasta, starting to go stale.
>>689702486
>meanwhile on Copy/Pasta workshop
literally the worst b8 attempt i've ever seen in this shithole.
next time put SOME effort into making it believeable.
>>689702486
Tits or fuck off
>>689702486
Was posted same time yesterday, kill your self with this stale pasta
>>689702486
kill your boyfriend he looks like a fag anyways, then play the sympathy card to your "friend2 and bam you have him locked for life
>>689702486
>>689702486
am
>>689702486
kinda
>>689702486
Yr the reason why men beat women. And I love it.
>>689702486
bored
>>689702486
i mean
>>689702486
i have
>>689702760
/thread
>>689702486
gr8b8m8r888
>>689702486
things
>>689702486
that i'd
You again faggot?
>>689702486
have
>>689703218
This is stale pasta new friend
>>689702486
to
>>689702486
do
>>689702486
i just
>>689702486
don't
>>689702486
feel
>>689702486
like
>>689702486
doing
>>689702486
them
>>689702486
Flash gash, wear shorts you know will give quick flashes of your pussy if he is looking
Profit
Haha good shit
ITT: bait image dump
Haha thanks for the kek OP.
The faggots here crying calling you a bitch are just the kind of losers to get friendzoned like this, its pathetic and they deserve it.
>>689702486
Macklemore reporting in. Post tits and I'll be on your way to help
>normies
Not even once
>>689703784
Is there a story on this haha?
>>689703412
excellent meme friend
l--o> J
This is b8
>>689703851
No idea I just saw it on /r9k/ awhile ago I'm guessing he fell asleep or something since he still has the tired look in his eyes I just don't know what the fuck they used to put that shit on his face it's not sharpie or anything it's like a welt or some shit
>>689702486
That pic is older than the bible you old pedophile cunt
>>689702486
Jump off a tall building. That will show him.
>>689702486
>>689703563
>being this retarded
>falling for jewfag bait
fuck outta here summernewfag
Wow same thread as yesterday you dumb pricks still reply.
It's kinda funny how on an anonymous forum there are posts proclaiming the illegitimately of a post instead of, well, not posting because of it.
>>689702486
Have you tried killing yourself? Will yield best results if you use a rusty knife.
>>689702486
I heard getting impregnated by Tyrone and using Zyklon-B is a good way to do it. By it I mean killing yourself. Be sure to feed Tyrone the Zyklon before you do.
>>689702486
Tell him he has to clean up after he watches you suck off a black guy
This shit again my god ive seen this 4 times this week and people still reply to it
>>689703628
>OP samefagging
It's getting pathetic bro
>>689702486
>bait
>tis+timestamp or gtfo
>>689702486
Let him "accidentally" touch you. Rub against him. Take him shopping alone for a coupe of times and ask him to help you while you change, show him them tities but very casually. Try to limit any of his other relations with women.
Dont friendzone and dont cuck. its mean.