Waifu claiming thread.
Rattle edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Hello
Usagi claimed!
Miho claimed
>>689701650
Pug life
>>689701751
>Rattle rattle
Humans nowdays lack individualism.
>>689701925
Nah, It's all about the cat life
>>689702307
Nyan
Walmart rage videos are funny.
>>689702396
I remember I use to watch those all the time in middle school, I should go back and watch em again
>>689702396
I enjoy early HowToBasic
>mainly because aussie
>not over the top
>>689702307
>right, kitties
Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.
This one is mine
>>689702543
lol
>>689702558
Like how to make things? Cause im just bored and i waiting another hour or so before i go Uber. Cause im waiting for a store to open.
Just saying Hi.
>>689702396
>>689702626
Yay cat life
>>689702953
Yes. Make things. Basic life skills.
I suppose I should go to bed too. Glad I had a warm welcome. Goodnight all
>>689703010
I want another cat. And i miss my dogs.
>>689703047
Cool
Best type moon claimed.
>>689703125
Aw don't be all sad like that. Adopt a Syndra. I mean, a cat.
>>689703550
I cant have a cat here cause my grandma is a hoarder and this house isnt that clean. Damn roof is falling down and shit.
guess who
I'm not a robot
>>689703765
Sup copypasta bro. Hows things?
>>689703691
Ahh that's a bummer. Oh well, maybe later.
>>689703765
Hey Suiseiseki. How goes?
These threads are so fucking stupid
Heya guys, how are you?
>>689701751
>No oversexualized content
Go back to tumblr faggot.
>>689703888
Trips have spoken
>>689703957
>being this new
shut the fuck up and lurk more
>>689704000
Trips have spoken
NORMAN J. WILDBERGER claimed
>>689703765
DESU
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S
U
>>689702651
nice pasta
Relevent QOTT:
Do you have any pets and if so what are they?
i don't
>>689703863
When i get my own place ill get a cat. And im going to hug him and squeeze him and call him george.
>>689703900
Kind of meh right now.
I'm going to have my gay version of the word wife battle your gay version of the word wife
>>689703765
Havent seen you in a while.
>>689703900
Fine.
>>689704070
Nope, wish I could though.
>>689704070
I have one cat and two dogs.
>>689704085
Sounds meh, any reason to why you're feeling meh?
>>689704159
Heya Syndra.
Did anything happen?
Faggots
>>689703765
Hey Suiseki, It's Karen.
A guy came here a while ago asking for you and hoping you were alright. You spam his threads and you randomly stopped and he wondered where you went.
going back to sleep, peace
>>689704070
>Do you have any pets and if so what are they?
I have two birds
>>689704241
Still stressed out is all.
>>689704085
>I AIN'T NO BUNNY RABBIT!
>>689703900
Sup Austria. Hows things?
>>689704070
A birb (rainbow lorikeet)
3 dogs through the whole family -
German Shep called Rufus
Labrador called Jack
British staffy x Pitbull called Cerberus
Past pets
Ferret named Slim
Budgie named Paulie
Cockatiel named Georgie
Labrador x Blue Heeler named Spider
>>689704326
Im not the only old fag here.
You guys should start posting this shit on another board /b/ has enough dumb shit
>>689704429
On the contrary, shit threads on /b/ is like shitting in an ocean of piss.
>>689704241
My external soundcard died and now im runnibg around the city trying to find a replacement.
Now its raining and im waiting it out in a cafe.
What about you?
>>689704418
Oh come on now, Looney toons isn't that old.
>>689704322
Eh, understandable. Hope it gets better for you.
>>689704338
Things are going pretty deutsch. Uh... just watching E3 and getting hyped for everything I suppose
>>689704620
Parents went batshit crazy when I told them I have a job interview at a gas station and told me not to go there so I have nothing to do today.
>>689704716
Not many people got where that was from.
>>689704853
Pussy!
>>689704860
Hopefully.
>>689704429
/b/ is the board for stupid autstic shit
this is where it belongs
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
>>689704950
The old /b/ would have destroyed you guys
>>689704429
Hahahaha! You are very funny! Here!
>I fly into the air like a majestic bird with a big dick that inspires awe and jealousy in everyone
>I defecate regally upon your head from up above
>The schwanz is pleasured by the big release and launches the seamin overhead it lands on your head
>The royal seamin and the poo seep into your head like sperm penetrating the egg cells, your scalp is pragnated
>I get a rimjob from your mother
>Your mother kisses you when she tucks you into bed at night and you are filled with a sense of longing and nostalgia but you don't understand why
>Your mother doesn't know why either but she mastrubates furiously until the powreful ograsm later that night
Aaaahhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>689704976
Humans will be extinct by 2089
>>689705076
the old /b/ was anime/random wasn't it?
>>689705076
Too bad this isn't the old /b/ then
Many many attempts to destroy this thread have been taken and failed
>>689705076
There's been circlejerks throughout /b/'s history you fucking newfag.
>>689704910
Yeah... probably. Shhh we are hip young adults.
>>689705127
Long life the schwanz king.
>>689705131
Humans are too cancerous for that, we will find a way to preserve a couple of us or something.
>>689705312
>hip
I hate hipsters!
>>689705416
Oh come on now. Hip doesn't equate to hipsters.
>>689705416
This gay version of the word wife shit is the most hipster thing you can do, faggot
Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>go be a faggot elsewhere
wut
>>689705482
I want to punch a hipster now thanks.
>>689705416
>I hate hipsters!
Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>689705696
Haha is that not the normal state of being?
>>689704860
I dont believe in E3 anymore. It always lets down.
>>689705127
I bet it is man. Hows the time of day treating you?
>>689705741
Sup Homu
>>689705696
You are a hipster for posting in this dumb shit
>>689701751
>>689705788
I want to make an effort to do it now.
>>689705741
illuminati confirmed
>>689701751
ur waifu a shit
Desu Desu!
>>689705985
Hi Spike
>>689705971
Forgot pic
>>689704070
I have a doge. Old doge, but super love able.
>I fell asleep again
Today is going to suuuuuuuuck!
>>689706039
Awoo~
>>689705900
Not much, getting my ISP changed for absolutely no reason. What about you?
>>689705971
Greek illuminati.
>>689706039
https://youtu.be/yLkZY8GjdRw
>>689706039
Awoo~
>>689705900
Very good! But soon it will be time to eat. Producing the powreful seamin of pragnation is hard work and requires the big nutrients!
>>689706153
I know that feel, I have to be in at work 30 minutes early to let in the pest control.
>probably going to be -5 Celcius
>fun times
>clutch will probably freeze again
>>689706228
See above. Been playing FE Fates over again because I lost someone.
>only play on Classic and Hard. Newcomer is a disease.
>they said it was harder and I am not disappointed
>>689705971
Well, if that's what you're in to...
I'm certain as hell not going to stop you. Lol
>>689706228
>Greek illuminati.
>>689705900
I think Nintendos Zelda made me believe again as well as Atlus Persona 5
The Rest showed me pretty much what I expected so far
>>689706422
Consume all that you need. I heard poultry and potatoes are high in nutrients.
>Rory-sama
>>689706426
>CAW
>>689706481
Now i dont feel like making an effort.
>>689706426
Is your clutch cable or hydro? I'm curious as to how a clutch freezes...
>Also fuck that
It's more so because unless I squeeze a nap in somewhere, I'm going to be super tired at work.
>And my back is hurting even more than yesterday
>>689706617
>Nya
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>>689706646
Uh oh. Swimsuit edition again?
>No oversexualised content
What are you fuckin gay?
>>689706828
Maybe. Im going to go find some food.
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>>689706426
I honestly didn't know it could get that cold over there.
>>689706485
He will be away for 3 months, a triangle has 3 sides.
>>689706904
Chill crow. I'm posting borderline loli on /b/. How normie can i be?
These damn birds getting all hopped up on their crowcaine...
>>689706501
Nintendo are sadly the only company keeping their promises. Even the normally solid Bethesda are struggling.
Im still waiting on Star Citizen. My friend had dumped more money than he would like to admit on it.
>2k AUD+
>>689706617
Ah. A birb
Sup birb.
>American or Australian?
>>689706723
Cable. Occasionally when I ride in weather that cold, the cable gains moisture from the constant fog. Then the condensation fills the area around the cable when I pull the clutch in and it flash freezes due to -5 Celcius + 80kmh winds.
>last 2 times happened when I was coming up to a roundabout just off an offramp that I needed to drop to 40 to take safely
>fun times were had
>>689706887
Oh, we doing this now? I thought it was kitties.
>>689707185
Eat it.
>>689706993
It gets colder in a month. We're at the base of a mountain range and we get all the runoff cold air.
>forecast says rain and -2
>fuck me right in the ass
>>689707185
Oh, American. You suck. Australian crows are so much better.
>>689707270
I am an Australian raven, you need to get informed on us Ravens
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>>689707358
>I am an Australian raven, you need to get informed on us Ravens
Are they more dangerous than US or European ravens?
I presume they're venomous.
>>689707041
Ah, that does sound like a spooky time. Is there no way to make it so it won't happen? A special lubricant or something?
>Just dump antifreeze in your clutch line :^)
>>689707041
Sounds like a hell of a lot money. I wouldn't pump this much money in any game.. even though I'm a collector.
The new Zelda looks amazing though. Not gonna lie, it looks like a good mix between Skyrim, Witcher 3 and Zelda. And I'm going to love it from what I can see so far.
>>689707358
>>689707444
Oh, a Raven. Ravens are pretty
>>689707270
Sounds like a nice place to live still, I like it cold, but I hate mountainous areas because of the crooked streets and driving is a bit of a pain.
>Oh, American. You suck. Australian crows are so much better.
Depending on what your better means, everything Australian is better.
>>689707444
Damn that's one good looking crow.
>tfw when Hats is ignored by everyone
>>689707544
>tfw you're not a true raven
>>689707041
What wrong with swim suits?
mmmm knock off Doritos
>>689707444
I speak Crow, I believe he was saying "I am steaing Homura and claiming her as my waifu"
>>689707544
Shit I was too busy to notice. But he knows where to find me if he wanted to talk with me anyway.
>>689707840
Hello fluffy
Ravens are shot and killed by humans almost everyday.. they just want to be friends. Please help end bird violence..
>>689707919
hallow
>>689707863
Is sad that newfags are noticed and have friendly coversation, but oldfags are ignored.
>>689708051
How you doing?
>>689707358
You werent the other crow poster. Fight him off, would you?
>>689707460
They can be great pet birbs, but require raising from infancy. Highly loyal once raised, and if released will follow and recognise you and your family and protect them.
>not everything is venomous here
>sometimes they are just badass
>>689707474
Ive tried. Best I can do is reduce the buildup by testing it while Im going straight and slow down if it happens. Then pull over and wait for the clotch to re-warm up and melt it.
It eventually happens, clutch handle just slides back.
>>689707544
>>689707647
Thats a cockatiel. Not a raven. Not even same family.
>>689707516
We're on the outskirts of deadly everything territory here. Most dangerous wildlife is the kangaroos when they decide to cross a road.
>or when they stop in the middle and stare you down while you slow up towards them
>or they pack around you and start moving while you're in the middle of the pack, bumping the bike constantly from the right as it tries to jump through your front wheel and form
>>689708004
Im only vocally annoyed at tavens when they try to bully magpies.
>fuckin love magpies
>>689708121
>not everything is venomous here
That's what they want you to think, don't by into the jew bird's lies.
>>689706887
>>689708112
gud, you?
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>>689708288
Kind of meh right now.
>>689708387
Why?
>>689708233
How dare you
>>689708443
Because you newfags are distroying /waifu/
>>689708087
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>689708121
>when they stop in the middle and stare you down while you slow up towards them
That's sounds pretty terrifying.
>>689708443
Stress
>>689708121
I'm reading that some simple WD-40 will help keep it from freezing. Do be careful with it though, as it won't lube it up particularly well.
>>689708521
What happened?
>>689708470
What?
>>689708638
Crows are not jews!
>>689708629
Just money problems.
>>689708387
>What Shizuru looks like in a bathing suit canonically
Boooo
Lol
>>689708780
Is it those fucking kikes again?
>>689708502
Excuse me?
>>689708844
This bothered me more than it should have
>>689708697
You're right, they're so bad even the jews don't like them.
Sorta related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emUCJL4CCfs
>>689708233
Only venomous mammal is the platypus
>y tho
>>689708502
It was 3 and apparently I was let into the club.
>they stared into my soul as I rode slowly between them
>it was surreal as fuck
>I wish I had a GoPro during my first years
>>689708571
Its 10pm and already -1, Im warm here.
>>689708844
Negative card master.
>>689708867
Do I need to burn another Juden tomorrow morning?
>>689708974
Ja.
>>689708831
One piece swim suits are cute.
>>689708867
Yes
>>689709064
Wanna go lynch them?
>>689709140
Sure, snek
>>689709064
Sure, but that picture is just sad.
>>689709140
Sure
Yaaaay, I get to report for jury duty.
I'm not looking forward to this.
>>689709380
yey
>>689708974
How often does stuff like that happen?
>>689709140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTn5yWleHdU
>>689709064
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>>689709064
Breaking my lurk to approve this pic
>>689709374
You still have better ones.
>>689709438
To battle!
>>689709457
The fuck is this shit so flat?
>>689709472
Fuck off cunt
>>689709405
You do get paid above shithole minimum wage. They take the average wage of someone your age and give that per hour to you.
>>689709457
They've both only happened once. I consider myself lucky that a sole kangaroo hasnt jumped in front of me while Im moving down the highway.
>>689709064
Rory doesnt work well un a one piece. And theres no art of her in one.
>>689709565
Do you even Madoka?
>>689709505
Finished my last class today. Break for about a month aw yeah more time to Shitpost
>>689709472
And that's the perfect pic for such actions.
>>689709565
Why thank you, flat is perfection.
>>689709505
Yeah i guess...
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I just found this picture and i really like it. It's nice.
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>>689709653
Yeah!
>>689709756
Cute.
>>689701751
Drawthread bump
>>689709648
kek, that sounds just as deadly as it is retarded for them to do that.
>Rory doesnt work well un a one piece. And theres no art of her in one.
Have you tried looking with the tags? I don't expect to find anything either but it's worth a try.
>Do you even Madoka?
Someone who isn't me has done extensive research on the magical girl chest sizes, Homura is the flattest.
>>689709851
ayyylmao burn that shylock pieace of shit!
>>689710038
Why are you guys shitposting in here again?
>>689698661
>>689708780
eat a dick nigger
>>689709648
>Implying
Do your research Rory!
>Makoto
More cat stuff too...