So.... I sound I'm 21 and sound like a 15 year old and look 16 year old. Considering
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So.... I sound I'm 21 and sound like a 15 year old and look 16 year old. Considering going an hero. Every girl is always saying how I would be more attractive with a deeper voice. I've tried smoking my lunges away to get a raspy voice but no avail. My voice would sound even more shit raspy anyway
>>689666666
checked. also kys.
o fuck
>>689666666
you bastard.
nice hexes
>>689666666
hey at least you got a get
>>689666666
JESUS CHRIST
>>689666666
fucking die you dont deserve this
>>689666666
talk deeper you hex faggot
>>689666666
Epic thread time for oc
>>689666666
Can't an hero after a get like that.
Get some boipucci. They love guys who look young with qt voices.
Sextuplet get dog. You can't kill yourself. You're more a man than anyone
>>689666666
top meme my friend
>>689666666
become a trap lol
>>689666666
hell's flames rises
>>689666666
Fuck you satan, you keep on living with your amazing luck
>>689666666
satan confirmed. if that ain't a sign, i don't know what is. kill yourself immediately to claim your rightful seat in hell.
>>689666666
Wow.
>>689667222
Checked
>>689667222
nice trips
What is your command, my lord?
>>689666666
kill yourself, go straight to hell, show satan your six sixes and take over the Underworld
>>689666666
smoke daily, drink alcohol, it should take a while but you'll have a deeper voice
>>689666666
Satan? Is that you? I didn't know you were legal, I thought you were 16.
I don't know if someone with the power of youth should kill themselves, that's rare. Especially for you, Satan.
>>689667237
>Implying 666666 hasn't happened before.
Relax your vocal chords. People will probably make fun of you for a bit for obviously purposely trying to alter your voice but if you really relax them when you talk. They will stretch out with time. Practice a low rumble anytime you're home alone to further stretch them
>>689666666
either get used to deepening your voice or accept your current one. the latter shows more confidence in yourself, though.
>>689666666
Just enjoy your life and enjoy your hexes. You're going to be banging 20 year olds when you're 30. You have nothing to complain about.
>>689666666
the sign of the beast commands you to an hero
>>689666666
My life
>>689667406
summer fag detected
>>689666666 the reason of your shity voice its a lack of masculine hormones gg its not a joke its legit
>>689667406
summer fag
>>689667406
It's happened 188 times before right?
Satan everytime.
>>689666666
Dude
>6 6s
I wish I was you.
Become the greatest tenor choir boy in the history of mankind.
>>689666666
HAS NOBODY NOTICED THIS ROLL
Anyone gonna screen cap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GOO0cCz17Q
>>689666666
>>689667222
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>>689667444
get thread?
>>689667580
688** times.
>>689666666
Try fucking 15 year olds
>>689667372
alcohol lowers your testosterone
>>689667222
>>689667444
crazy gets in this thread
>>689667611
Done but Im on my phone
>>689667406
summer is upon us
>>689667580
>Asian Detected
>>689667656
Korean Detected
>>689666666
UNFAIR
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>>689667921
>ayythatsprettyspooky.jpg
OH FUCK!
>>689667043
Nice saved
>>689666666
Remember this special day anon
>>689668136
Saved for a YLYL thread xdxdxd!
Behold my power assholes.
>>689666666
Holy shit nice get
You're good kid. You'll be getting all of the prime chicks in 15, 20 years
>>689666666
>>689667199
>>689667222
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>>689667444
>>689667611
>>689668144
dont think about the suicide, OP. look at all of these gets!
OP's faggotry bringed us luck, let's hear it for him
I get this get in the name of Trump (and William).
Its ok OP, i have shit voice too, just let them know you had a fucked up incident in the past that some accident caused your vocal chords to tighten up, causing your high pitch, if you do an hero, i hope you make it quick and save the pain
>>689668304
>Better
>>689666666
WAKE ME UP
>>689668667
Try crack, shut will lower your voice son.
>>689666666
Just wait. You'll eventually be the older guy. Maybe you're lucky and age really slowly.
I got a voicebox that literally never stays the same it just changes tone for no reason sometimes it'll be deep sometimes low sometimes like a 16 year old
>>689669185
>implying you ain't 16
>>689669129
Yup this. If he stops smoking maybe he'll age gracefully enough to be one of those guys who are in their pussy getting prime mid-thirties onwards
>>689666666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T8ETUltOaL
OP here. Can't get the gun because it's locked up :/ Gotta find the key to the locks. But at least I'm new Satan...
PS. I'm whispering
>>689669485
>can't argue with results.
>>689666666
check'd
>>689669648
Ew, that's not high pitched. That's just the world's shittest voice.
Just slit your throat and go away plz
>>689669648
>sounds normal to me
>>689669648
that's not high pitched. stop whining and go see a psychologist
>>689670287
Fuck you... buddy.
>>689669648
If you're worried about that voice chill. Also make an effort to stop raising the pitch at the end of your sentences (like you're asking a question?). It'll make you sound deeper and more confident.
>>689670455
>Fuck Me?
OK.
>>689670455
I'll be in town all week, pal
>>689669648
It's not high pitched at all.
>>689670692
Imagine having your dick out on 4chan then having a seizure. That would fucking suck
>>689670692
I mean, if you insist.
>>689670919
>or finding god
>>689670909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLLzlb1SN2M
it's worse... He's McLovin
>>689671333
To
>>689670148
>sage
>>689671150
>>689671045
Keep posting that kind of gifs. I want to kill somebody.
