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send noodz
>>689663477
Winner right off the bat!
Can I see your cock?
>>689663477
champ...
>>689664232
Nothing Hbu.
It is of my responsibility to inform you that I am currently in the act of strenuous dedication. If I do not reply, assume that I am using both my hands to widen my anus and that I am in no state to reply due to the possibility of fecal matter coming into contact with my hands, and as a result, dirtying my phone.
Have you pledged to ISIS yet?
About to hit the gym you want to meat after
>>689664416
Voucher.
Just poking a dead squirrel with my dick.
Send her this:
>>689664232
Nothing just edging and taking oxy.
Fuck niggers.
>>689664232
No, seriously...I would love to see your tits.
>>689664888
Win?
>>689664888
Trips don't count, right? We need tiddies!
I actually got my hands on some meth. FINALLY. Gonna stay up for 3 days and start tweaking.
>>689665027
This
>>689664888
Why not
Do the double digits have to be at the end of the million number?
>>689665027
Rolling
>>689665027
Rolling for meth
>>689665245
Yeah I'm sorry I was playing around before, but send noodz
>>689665245
That went better than expected.
>>689665027
This!
No nothing happend, bike riding tomorrow?
I'm lonely.
Imma drink my own cum because Imma gigagaylord.
I just got sexually assaulted by 4 in a jack in the box bathroom...
>>689664805
This
you look like a ugly ass doodoo head
The hacker known as 4chan ddoxed me and he's blackmailing me unless I suck his big nigger dick in front of my parents
May I take you out for dinner? I won 2 all inclusive plane tickets to Las Vegas. Would love to bring you. Go out for one of those massive buffets and then get drunk and pork. I know how to treat a girl. A women. Mlady
Now I know why they say once you go black. Just some butt stuff that happend. Bike riding tomorrow? Maybe not for me on account of the incidents at the jack in the box (no pun intended )
yeah they fucked my wife and now theyre making me find girls to help them spread their nigger seed
>>689666045
Rollll
>>689666045
Yes for this
Lol, I mean if you were my girlfriend it would be hot if you fucked niggers or any guys with big cocks and i would pay you 1000 dollars for each time you let me watch ;)
Thread ruined.
>>689666353
rolly polly
>>689663323
Nah, Just bored as fuck and looking at some porn. What kind of porn do you like?
Is it just a coincidence that chicks with bigger boobs have bigger tits? It's like, they're so big, how can you compete?
>>689666422
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnrar
>>689666045
Roller
>>689666422
Winrar
>>689666045
Please this
>>689666422
winrar
>>689666477
That was a win too lol
>>689666199
winrar nigga!
>>689666477
double winrar
>>689666442
kek, in the short hair bread i see
Okay, I have had my eyes on you for a while no, but I can't keep it in any longer. I really like you, wanna hang out sometime?
>>689666477
Wasted while you were sucking the winrar dick
>>689666885
This
>>689666867
Faggot
>>689666867
Fake. I'm out.
Are you shaved down below..I mean your pussy
>>689666814
Ayyyy this is fantastic pasta.
I killed 50 gays the other day
>>689667085
Reroll
>>689667000
w i n r a r
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dick pick
>>689667147
Fuck
>>689666988
WINRAR
>>689666988
WINRAR
Memes Fulfill Dreams ;=)
Let me see those titties
Edited it
Lemme nut on them titties
Suck my dick or suck my ass
>>689667299
WINRAR.
Based Frog Merchant Where art thou
>>689667299
Kekd. I think they are missing a faggot in Orlando.
>>689667327
Ask if she spits or swallows. Then say it doesn't matter because I'm coming in your ass anyway
No im not drunk, I just dont know what to say to u cuz ive been in love with you since the second I saw u. Show me ur pussy
>>689667488
Good Game Omar, Next Time Plant the bomb.
show me your genitals
>>689665247
Your 24th chromosome is showing
i just got stuff in my butt rn; its making me think of us :)
>>689667707
Awww bb don't be salty.
>>689667574
winrar
Please Unsheath your moist stallion cock senpai. I want your warmth inside of me. MOO MOO!
Can I see your testicles?
>>689667788
>667788
are you some kind of wizard?
>>689667844
Winnar!!!
>>689663323
call me retarded, but what app is this?
>>689667574
roll
>>689667574
roll nigger
I like it when big pee-pees r put in my butthole! Do you?
>>689667917
skype, retard
>>689667874
this op go for the fatality
>>689667900
Winrar
>>689667917
Retard
I'm sorry m'lady, I couldn't think straight without my fedora on, it makes stroking my neck beard weird
>>689667574
fucking roll
>this thread
>>689667574
roll faggots
>>689668070
Rawl
>>689667874
this
>>689667788
>>689667844
>>689667900
>>689667988
Get busy OP
>>689667707
It was just a silly attempt to get your attention. Anyway, let's hang out tomorrow. I don't jave much time during the rest of the week, tho'.
>>689667707
"that's okay, you have a dumb face. I mean, look at that square jaw!"
>>689667574
dubs 4 this
>>689667574
fuck roll
>>689668006
Its Facebook messenger you double nigger
>>689668070
Leggo basement dweller
>>689667707
Ive heard your tighter then a two year old. Good thing I've got a great spanner to loosen you up
>>689668247
It's Eric, cunt.
>>689667574
444
>>689668316
check out my fucking trips i'll prove you wrong faggot
>>689668358
Lol role. Do a James
So lets just skip tommorow and fuck tonight?
I think she's done with me
send pic of your butt
>>689668247
Yeah Erik... you fucking faggot
>>689668247
New phone who dis
>>689667299
>>689667299
>>689667299
>>689667299
>>689667299
ERIC YOU FUCK TYPE THIS IN
>>689668358
I've heard you're tighter than a two year old, good thing I have experience to determine that
>fixed
Im sorry, had a long day. i hit a fucking squirrel :/ and i just want mexican food rn but its so hard to obtain good mexican food at this hour without work. fukkkkk at least i have u sweety cakes.... lets kill ourselves tonight?
No im not drunk, I just dont know what to say to u cuz ive been in love with you since the second I saw u. Show me ur pussy and butthole
can you shit on my chest???
>>689668514
No jokes babe I'm only playing around. My friend dared me to say this shit. So anyway... How many fingers can you fit in your cunt?
>>689668650
rolling
Is it to late to say sorry?
>>689668514
She went offline but I'll post her pics if anyone wants
What the fuck do you want? You fucking whore, must run in the family
>>689668685
rolling for this
>>689668650
god damn dubs
>>689668749
Post more!!!!!
>>689668514
IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW YOU TAKE AWAY THE BIGGEST PART OF ME
>>689668755
Winrar
We should both get sex changes then fuck eachother with our new fake genitalia
sorry my little brother got a hold of the phone. I wouldn’t say this stuff to you, t honestly think that you are a cutie
>>689668755
ayy
>>689668749
show dem tits son.
>>689668685
reroll
sometimes i feed lsd to this nigger child in my basement
sorry my little brother got a hold of the phone. I wouldn’t say this stuff to you, I honestly think that you are a cutie :)
>>689669067
roll
Look, my name isn't Erick. It's Steve and I work for the FBI. I'm going to need you to put your hands behind your back.
>>689669075
Any ass shots? She looks like she has a great dumper
>>689669075
you must be gay as fuck if you are fucking up a conversation with this fine ass bitch
sorry my little brother got a hold of the phone. I wouldn’t say this stuff to you, I honestly think that you are a cutie :)
>>689669067
Not dubs but I'm trying to save it
>>689669075
wait why the hell are you jeopardizing your chances of ever getting to fuck those big fat tits?
>>689668755
OP scared
>>689668887
So fucking close to quads.
How does it feel to be a failure?
ops not getting laid now. goodjob faggots
>>689669411
He's a foster kid. We only have him some times and his real parents have him the other time
>>689669411
>but im pretty sure u don't have a brother
KEK
>>689669411
Sorry. My sister.
Only keep him around so he can "help" me once in a while ;)
>>689669411
By my brother... I meant me massive black penis. Come give him a suck
I'm sorry. I don't know what has come over me. I get this way around girls that I car for.
>>689669411
Is that your way of saying you don't trust me?
>>689669411
Yeah you're right, it was my dad
>>689669928
Moar, Erick. MOAR!
i know i messed up like i always do. im ending it tonight. before i go can u send a vid of ur vag flaps spread
Send:"you smell differently when you are awake"
>>689670081
roll
I wanna bury my dick so deep in yo butt and pull out so I can crown myself King Arthur
>>689669928
For the love of god moar!!!!!!!
"I really lick your boobies"
Look, I'm in love with you. Lets just put this behind us and run away to Mexico.
>>689669928
>>689670253
Should I make a new thread of her?
She's got shittons of pictures
>>689670253
Roll
>>689670355
woonrar
Alright alright. I might be a bit drunk, Ive just been super depressed lately and talking to you really cheers me up. I didnt mean anything i said, I'm just finding a way to keep you talking :/ Youre beautiful and even when youre angry, our convos make me feel like not such a piece of shit
>>689670209
I'm sorry. How about you come around here and I let you suck my cock as an apology
