Kill her and then open that bitch up and stick yo dick in her like a pringles can.

roofies
jk

>>689661311
>>689661313
Nothing illegal, I don't want to be labelled a sex offender for the rest of my life

Walk in on her with your dick out while she's taking a shit. Gets them every time

>>689661607
Vouch.

The common technique is to insert your penis into a body orfice of your choice.

alcohol opens a flood gate for sex and regret
YOU GOT THIS OP

>>689661607
>>689661698
No fuck off, i'm a grower not a shower, and walking into the bathroom with an erect dick would probably scare her away

>>689661481
Sex offender .... Or Sexy offender?

>>689662019
Invite her to watch a movie. and try to get close to her slowly, then try to go for a kiss. If she rejects you simply say i got the wrong vibe then try to make a joke outta it to set the mood to put the awkwardness aside

>>689661122

Stop acting older than you are you are 19 she is 17 act like a kid around her and there you go

>>689661942
I was thinking this, however i've only been drunk around twice in my life and I hated it every time, also i've never been to a bar or a club

is there a way to get someone drunk without having to drink anything yourself?

>>689661122
Drug her, then fuck the shit

drunk and fuck her

>>689661122
>you may not request any activity that violates US, or any US state law.
remeber where you are faggot, and enjoy your ban.

>>689663581
Depending on where he lives it might be legal. Age it consent in my state is 16 with no age plus or minus .

>>689663758
It violates 4chan rules regardless, due to 4chan stating it cannot be illegal qnywhere within the US.
will he be v&? Not necessarily, but he will be b&

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>>689663581
>>689663959

>>689663959

Then why is Loli allowed?

>>689663959
actually in the united states if the age of consent is met and the couple is married they can fornicate freely in most states.

so as long as he has the intention of marrying her first technically it doesn't violate 4chins rules

>>689661122
Play with her hair at first
Work you way towards gently grabbing her neck
Choke her
Then make an assessment. Take it from her, or seduce her into giving it up

>>689664366
I've wondered this myself, I think it's because it's technically art...no actual babies get fucked.

>>689663959
OK I see your rule and raise you all states have a bare minimum of 18 plus it minus 3 years. So still legal

>>689664366
Loli is cartoon, and not illegal in the US.
asking how to rape a minor, is.

>>689664541
If it is illegal in even one state, it violates global rule 1.

for what purpose is a 17 year old staying at ur apartment? is she a couchsurfer? more info on the situation please

It's not illegal in any state. 3 years. That's the rule. If she is 17 the oldest Anon can be to fuck her is 20. Granted parental consent usually plays apart under the age of 18. So OP is good.

>>689664726
Forgot to quote see below
>>689665092

>>689665092
No, you are very wrong.

Did you even talk to her OP ?

>>689662417
Dude just drink until you're buzzed then

>>689665409
Oh really? Must be true since you said it

>>689661122
drug her then rape her

>>689665469
We've skyped a couple times

>>689665092
About 6 states have 16 as age of consent, about 12 have the three rule law you are talking about.
so that's 32 states where it's illegal.

>>689664933
Bumping for answers

>>>/gif/8717056

>>689661122
change that number from 19 to 39, does it make a difference much? just wondering.

>>689664726
It's not illegal in any state, though. If it's legal in OP's state, other states' laws don't apply. Put another way, it's not illegal in Alabama to smoke weed in New York.

>>689661122
why is she staying in your apartment?

>>689661122
Is pic related?

>>689661122
Well when two people are in love they show that love by the male inserting his penis into the woman's vagina.

>>689665092
I know for a fact my state age of consent is 18, and there is no "3 year law". If you just turned 18, and she turns 18 in an hour, and you have sex, that's statutory rape.
now im not saying i agree with those laws, but you sir, are incorrect.

>>689665841
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

Darn that pesky Google. Making idiots like you look like idiots since it's creation

>>689665409
age of consent is 16 in most states so who fucking cares

>>689666160
You are a whole new level of retarded.

make yourself look as attractive as possible before she comes, just act cool and shit, be nice to her, do what she asks, etc.

"accidentally" touch her and shit, then read her body language to see how she feels about it all.

>>689661122
BTK op, BTK life 4 realz yo.

>>689666093
yes op that makes you a pervy pedo

>>689661481
You need to make a grand romantic gesture. Rose petals on the floor, candles, the whole nine yards.

>>689666093
Fuck off I don't care for you age of consent arguments

>>689666253
She's moving to my area and needs somewhere to stay while all her shit gets set up, my parents know her parents and they sort of all set it up because they don't know i'm a total mess

>>689665765
And how did it went ?

>>689666486
Hnnnnnggggg
I would love to fuck a tight 16 year old

>>689666160
To expand on this- if I have sex with a 16 year old (in my state AoC is 16), I haven't broken any laws. I haven't even broken other states' laws, because those laws only prohibit actions within their respective states. In other places, I could be arrested for fucking a 16 year old, but that literally doesn't matter in the slightest because that's not what happened.

>>689661122
Is it just a coincidence that chicks with bigger boobs have bigger tits? It's like, they're so big, how can you compete?

>>689664566
>rape
it would be statutory rape if it was illegal where he lived, but it isn't - unless he literally drugged her, got her so shitfaced that she didn't know what she was doing or did something against her will, there's no way this coule reasonably be called rape.

>caring about age of consent on /b/

wow so many moral fags here, pls get out

>>689666452
>says nothing about the three year thing
>because that's only in about 3 states, the rest have the hard limit
try harder fagget.

>>689666525
He said that he is a NEET
they cant readbody language

>>689661122
She looks like Asuka Langley!!! I think Im in love. Them feels when you`ll never have a japanese german cutie pie...

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>>689666596
Yeah, do that. Make sure to wear your nicest fedora and serve only the finest Dew and Doritos.

>>689666665
>to autistic to do that when you were 16

>>689666093
Why would a 17 yo be staying at a 39 yo neets apartment for 2 weeks. I call bullshit fantasy lies.

>>689666947
I did it when I was 16 and I'd do it again at 25. So what?

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>>689666740
could. I really should proofread before I post, I guess I'm a massive illiterate faggot.

Force her with your might and expert us of the katana sword

>>689665092

>muh internet lawyerin settin it strait

age of consent laws are a mess. all states have all different minimums, between 16 and 18, for unrestricted sex, and loads of different exemptions for those under the unrestricted age. to make it worse, regardless of whether it's legal.. say you have a 16 year old gf who lives in nj, but you live in nyc. despite being connected by a 10 minute trip, if you fuck her you've crossed states lines and while you haven't broken nj, you're now subject to the federal law, which is 18, and you're going to jail.

>>689666708
But the guy didn't say criminal charges would be pressed.
4chan states, if you do/request/ect. Something that is illegal anywhere in the US, that is a b&able violation.

She'll probably think you're out to fuck her if that's her. That's not her though so I can't say for sure. I'm thinking she'll expect you to go for it or rape her if she knows that she's staying with the son of the friends of her parents

>>689663959
stfu newfag, go tell on your sister

>>689667150

you can also ask jared about this. he caught federal charges for hiring a 17 year whore in ny, where the age of consent is 17. but since he flew in from IL, federal law applied and footlongs took on a whole new meaning

>>689667150
Thats what happens when 14 year olds hear something from someone, and parrot it on the interwebs, thinking it is federal law.

>>689663581
"All of this is purely fictional. Only a fool would take any of this seriously" paraphrased.

You're all fucking retards, this thread went to total shit

I'm not gonna get banned, i'm not gonna get thrown in fucking jail because 17 is legal where I live,
and holy shit if I do end up fucking her it will be no thanks to you useless cucks

/OP out

>>689664366
>implying a cartoon and a person are the same thing?

Sorry, did I hurt your waifu's feelings?

>>689667513
OP was a faggot today

>>689667150
So the question is did this girl cross state lines to be at his apartment. If not, go lose that v-card. If she did. Play at your own risk and hope she doesn't get pregnant when your thinking with your dick

>>689667513
Sperg rage! Watch out!

>>689667513
You know OP,it's not with that attitude that you gonna get some 17 years old pussy

>>689667468

just wait til they try to wrap their heads around close in age exemption law. in some states, a 17 year old can legally be fucking another 17 year old, but then have a birthday, and is no longer legally able to fuck their partner.

>>689667446
She was 16 and it wasn't just one girl, there were a few as young as 14.

>>689667197
Rule 1 says "You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law." OP's request doesn't violate local law (because only HIS local laws mattrr, not EVERY local law from EVERY jurisdiction in the US. OP's request doesn't violate federal law, because federal law only applies to sexual acts which cross state lines. Unless you're referring to a different rule, I don't see the problem.

>>689667513
if you're on /b/ asking for advice, theres no way you'll ever fuck anything except yourself

>>689667892
You'd need more clarification

>>689661122
>how do I fuck her

Stick your dick in her.

>>689667886

On August 19, 2015, federal prosecutors announced they had reached a deal with Fogle in which he would plead guilty to two counts, one of distribution and receipt of child pornography and one of traveling to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor—specifically, from Indiana to New York City, where he is charged with paying to engage in sexual acts with a 17-year-old girl.[44][49]

>>689667513
This is why you'll never get laid you tard.

>>689667197
You're an idiot. How could they possibly enforce every law in every jurisdiction? Don't be a retard, that rule only means that you can't post anything here that would be illegal where you are posting from.

>>689667648

Ey, I don't care if people jack off to Loli stuff. I think it's weird, but whatever, I DON'T think it should be illegal.

It is however (regardless of everyone's opinions on whether or not it should be) still illegal in some states, meaning that it shouldn't be allowed here under the same rules.

>>689668074
I really think my interpretation is the only reasonable one. Otherwise some county in bumfuck TX or something could pass a law banning asking for advice, and then literally any thread asking a question would be against the rules (because asking for advice is illegal in that one place).

>>689668409
Gtfo

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>>689662200
Whoa

Those... Triple dubs

>>689668381
No, no it does not.

>>689667892

Well one could argue discussing the matter over the internet makes the federal age of 18 apply since his communication uses an interstate facility (the internet).

It doesn't make a lot of sense, but we're talking about prosecutors. some of them think charging a 17 year old, as an adult, for exploitation of a minor, himself, for nudes pics of himself on his phone, was logical.

>>689662200
Impractical jokers.

>>689668409
Oh, well the person who made that statement is a retard. How could they possibly enforce every law from every state/county/town?

>>689666525
Underrated

>>689668490
But it does. Otherwise things like loli and incest threads would be illegal because those things are illegal in some jurisdictions.

>>689668425
I'm sure but it's probably not true in that context, at least not all of the time.

And that's saying a lot with how most of that shit is dealt with here

>>689668586
Funniest show on television tbh

>>689664566

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors#18_USC_1466A

Not completely illegal, but illegal in some states, meaning that according to >>689663959 it should not be allowed.

>>689668409

The laws may be on the books, but controlling precedent invalidated restrictions on drawing as unconstitutional, so that makes any such law invalid and unenforceable. and if you want to argue for invalid and enforceable laws, all of /b/ will be banned for obnoxious 19th century laws still on the books

>>689668783
I like "Jail"

>>689666807

Morals don't matter, it's illegal either way.

If a girl you had sex with is under the age of consent and goes to her parents and says "he raped me" you're fucked. It's better to stick with those above the age of consent, especially if you are a male over 18.

>>689669183

>implying a girl over 18 can't just speak the magic word and destroy your life

>>689662417
Any mix drink, just make yours virgins.

You guys forget he's an autistic neet, he will most likely curl up on his bed with his bedroom door locked and start rocking back and forth for hours in a day. She will instantly see his condition and treat him like a disabled little brother and nothing more. You got to remember he might be 19 or even 29 but he will always have a mind of a 12 year old.

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>>689668812
That's cute. You think facts and logic matter to the white trash that live on b.

>>689661122
don't try to fuck her, cause that's not how it works

>>689669901
This. Unless this chick is a land whale or equally autistic OP doesn't have a shot. Unless his parents are loaded.

>>689668582
Ah, that's something I hadn't thought of- requesting advice could actually be illegal because it's "crossing" state lines for sexual purposes. I doubt it would ever be enforced, but kinda fun to think about in any case.

Just for fun, I'm looking at a bunch of ridiculous local laws that the average post might violate. Turns out, it's illegal to have sex with a virgin girl in Auburn, AL (so all threads relating to having sex with virgins are against the rules). On one street in Anniston, AL it's illegal to wear blue jeans (so most photos of people break 4chan's rules). Arizona bans owning more than two dildos (basically all porn threads have at least one of these... ban incoming). 3 states down, and 90% of threads are against the rules.

>>689661122
Get drunk but not too much or watch a movie. Tell her you like her, try to kiss, try to bone etc. It's not that hard to figure out.

>>689661122
If it's the U.S., no it's not. Federal law is 18. And ALL state laws are 18 if the other party is 18 or over. Certain states have AOC laws under 18 THAT ONLY APPLY WHEN THE OTHER PARTY IS UNDER 18 AS WELL! Believe it or not, it is illegal for two 15's to have sex in a state with a AOC of 16, and still VERY illegal for an 18 year old to have sex with the 16 year old in that same state.

>>689670248

not that the rules matter anyway. i've been rule #1 permabanned for things that aren't even conceivably chargeable, let alone convictable, anywhere on this planet, even in the biggest sex nazi countries on earth.
highlights include child in turtleneck and long pants in family photo, and mentioning the existence of legal photos of a celebrity who was underage.

I give this thread an A for adult assholes.

>>689661122
chloroform.

>>689661122
you have doubles boy play this song a lot stop grabbing your crouch for everything went talking to her you have to turn into a nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX3dXiS3mtw

>>689671504

oh fuck off internet lawyer #256936830256

plenty of states have unrestricted age of consent at 16 or 17. my home and work states included, nj/ny, at 16/17 respectively.

>>689661122
sauce of picture?