>>689654684
Doug as Jesus Christ, and Skeeter puncturing his ribs. That's random as fuck. Not funny though. Whatever.

Are u ready to laugh case ive got the best joke!
... relgion!

>>689657222
>relgion

Have any of you ever been molested by your dad?

>>689657452
kek

>>689657222
>regular
Nice trips.

>>689657621
I was molested by my pediatrician.

>>689658114
Greentext?

>>689658247
Why the fuck would that be appealing?

>>689658431
So, am I getting a story or what?

>>689658597
That's not me, faggot.

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>>689658660
You're not me, bitch tits.

>>689658431
Pedophilia

>>689657810
A new twist on a classic scene

>>689656364
Fuck me that's funny

>>689658943
Lost

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>>689656300
God, I hate seeing his shit

>>689658943
>I literally said this.

>>689658943
>>689659538
Same fag.

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>>689660031
Nope.

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>>689661040
>>689660031

Another thing I want to add is that I was saying it to you to confuse some of the other people on this thread, which is why I said "You're not me, bitch tits." to your post.

>>689658943
I'm not you, slut whore!

>>689654684

Lost on the image in the index before I even saw it was a YLYL :(

Honk Honk

>>689659362
more sesame street?

>>689661040
Lies.

>>689660677
Lost

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OC I I made a minute ago

>>689657452
Lost

>>689654684
lost when i read, "honk honk"

Has anyone ever been molested by my dad?

>>689662894
I've molested your father.

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>>689654684

>>689662619
lost

>>689662975
Leave me alone mom?

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>>689663902
>> don't eat ass during my holy fast
Fucking kek

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Men receive 165% longer prison sentences
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for the same exact crimes

>>689654684
Is it just a coincidence that chicks with bigger boobs have bigger tits? It's like, they're so big, how can you compete?

>>689658943
I lost

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>>689664409
Lost. Story?

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If it seems like I've been lost In let's remember If you think I'm feeling older And missing my younger days
Oh, then you should have known me much better 'Cause my past is something that never Got in my way
Oh no Still I would not be here now
If I never had the hunger And I'm not ashamed to say The wild boys were my friends Oh Cause I never felt the desire Til their music set me on fire
And then I was saved, yeah That's why I'm keeping the faith Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Keeping the faith We wore old matador boots Only Flagg Brothers had them with a Cuban heel
Iridescent socks with the same color shirt And a tight pair of chinos Oh I put on my shark skin jacket You know the kind with the velvet collar And ditty-bop shades Oh yeah I took a fresh pack of Luckies And a mint called Sen-Sen My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice after shave Oh Combed my hair in a pompadour Like the rest of the Romeos wore A permanent wave, Yeah We were keeping the faith Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Keeping the faith You can get just so much From a good thing You can linger too long In your dreams Say goodbye to the Oldies but goodies 'Cause the good ole days weren't Always good And tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems Learned stickball as a formal education Lost a lot of fights But it taught me how to lose O.K. Oh, I heard about sex But not enough I found you could dance And still look tough anyway Oh yes I did I found out a man ain't just being macho Ate an awful lot of late night drive-in food Drank a lot of take home pay I thought I was the Duke of Earl When I made it with a red-haired girl
In the Chevrolet. Oh yeah We were keeping the faith Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Keeping the faith You know the good ole days weren't always good And tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems I told you my reasons For the whole revival Now I'm going outside to have An ice cold beer in the shade Oh, I'm going to listen to my 45's Ain't it wonderful to be alive When the rock 'n' roll plays, yeah

>>689664469
women recieves one trillions year jail for gay shit

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>>689658247

What the fuck is wrong with you

>>689658943
Lost at the first sentence. I'm growing weak

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>>689665898
Fucking Ken M

>>689658114
This is like saying you were molested by a prostitute after you paid for the blowjob.

>>689662619
"How does the Earth move"

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>>689665898
Ken M you beautiful sexy beast

>>689659653
I'm Muslim and I'm sick of seeing this shit too. Probably made by some Malaysian or Indonesian dumbfuck zealot weaboo

>>689665716
I laughed at the last part. Lololol

>>689665605
More of this kind of shit? Like people accidentally being discovered for having really fucked up shit on their computer, phone, etc?

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What do you think he said, /b/?

>>689667239
Lost

>>689665898
If there was one man in the world, history and present, that I could have a beer with, it would be the man behind Ken M.

>>689666180
oh man can't stop laughing... lost so hard

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>>689657810
Am I back in 2003?

>>689668027
That depends. Do you have Limewire installed? And how many Fredryk Phox videos do you have bookmarked?

>>689667901
Classy

>>689667933
Fun fact, the dudes real name is Ken M.

>>689664409
lost. fucking women drivers.

>>689666347
Lost hard

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>>689660330
We found a pic of him when he was a kid bois

>>689664477
laughed pretty hard god damn

>>689668024
Omg that's so hot

>>689668734
GTA be like

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>>689667239
After years of cancerous shit, i finally lost in a ylyl thread. You, sir, have made my night.

>>689657452
can't believe this almost got me

>>689658184
got me good.though,
I think it was a lot because the two before had me already ready to kek.

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

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>>689667741
suh dude

>>689668024
i dont get it

>>689669330
well the thread was nice while it lasted

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>>689663119
>9gag
fix up fam

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>>689656300

I need all the set of these, please halp...

>>689669187
this reeks of 2003

>>689664698
holy fuck

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>>689669074
Holy fuck lost

>>689667741
He said "Why does Mom say my dick is bigger than yours?"

>>689664469
This isn't funny...

What the fuck anon

>>689657222
I legitimately lost to this because of how retarded and illiterate you are.

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>>689658184
cocked and ready for action

>>689663902
After a certain point, Omar wasn't mad, he was fuckin impressed.

>>689655649
The only joke is the honk honk, which i think skeeter would say at the end of the intro

>>689665445
Lost

>>689657222
are you the samefag that posts this in every fuckin ylyl thread?
is this some new copypasta that im not aware of?

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>>689664139
gotdamn

>>689665084
/thread

>>689669783
fuck your banana she

>>689667492

why did i LOST

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someone posted this 3hrs ago

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>>689670664
Thanks, Lori.

>>689665084
Lost

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>>689664469
:)

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>>689670515

lost

>>689664698
definition of BTFO

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>>689671176

>thanks lori

>>689667159
I appreciate the honesty here.

>>689671227
This perfectly describes my sex life........

>>689667643
Lost

>>689667643
Wind Negro
Fuck lost

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>>689671564

Lost

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>>689671712
Thanks for joining us tonight Bill

>>689669408
what is there to misunderstand?

>>689665445
Roll

>>689664409
So thats how hellen keller died

This thread......all the more reason to kill someone

>>689667741
"niggers are just like us, right dad?"

>>689664213
My cat did this, I'd wake up to mouse corpses under me in bed where the cat left them

>>689669899
Kekd and checked

Well /b/, I think I can officially fuck off happily now

Okay /b/, serious question. Can somebody explain to me what the FUCK is with this banana? I'm fucking tired of seeing this shit spammed everywhere. It seems like every fucking YLYL for the past year has just been absolute garbage because some autistic anons have been posting hundreds upon hundreds of variations of that idiotic banana picture. Then they circlejerk themselves by samefagging with "I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE" "THANKS LORI" FUCK YOU, LORI. I don't know who the fuck "Bill" or "John" or "Lori" are but it's not fucking funny. This shit is stale.

>>689665253
Lost

>>689664409
Still parks better than 90% of people

>>689669161
kekd

>>689666347

Jesus fucking Christ, dude.

>>689672700
It's banana flavored chemo

>>689664409
tbf that was a really nice parking spot

>>689672700

Lost

>>689672700
I | Ii
II | I_

wow great, another banana thread

>>689666180
what are all the extra lines on the basketball court for

>>689663119
PC master racers in a nutshell.

>>689661040
Now, Christopher....

>>689668276
Borat.

>>689664469
We do a better job at it so its easy to understand.

>>689666666

>>689665898
post more Ken M

>>689664139
What game?

>>689673756
what did i do anon

>>689673616
children and their bullshit games.

>>689659362
>Meanwhile on the Austin I-35 overpass

>>689666961
those straps kek