>>689653724
dubs?

Eleven

10

A better riddle?

>>689653835
Bingo.

Next one.
I decide the food chain, but I frequently change my mind.

>>689653724
Dubs

>>689654738
vegans?

a dietitian

>>689654738
Mods?

>>689655315
Noep.

penis

Hoomans

>>689654738
Anyone nigger, cause I can take the food chain and fuck that shit up if I want to.

>>689653724
winning at anything

>>689655499
winrar and dubs, op sucks.

You suck /b/. I thought you were smart but I guess you're just a bunch of neets.

Answer was natural selection btw.

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>>689656653
the problem with these shitty riddles are that they have dozens of answers.
Okay OP is a faggot. New riddler here.

How do you divide 10 apples between 11 people?

>>689657580
Shoot the faggot.

>>689657580
all apples cut into 11 slices
10 slices to each person

>>689657580
Applesauce. Your riddle also sucks.

I'm better than God, I'm more evil than the devil. Rich people wished they had me, but poor people do have me.

What am I?

>>689657846
Nice

What keeps you warm and cool and dry at the same time? Use your head.

>>689657580
This is an infinite loop. As you said, these riddles have multiple answers and then follow it with a riddle with multiple answers. Dick.

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>>689657846
Correct.

A murder has taken place on an early sunday morning , batman.
The owner of a mansion was stabbed to death. When the police arrived, they questioned the staff.
The chef said he was in the kitchen, preparing breakfast.
The maid was cleaning the hallway.
His assistant was collecting the mail.

After a short discussion, the police arrested his assistant. Why was this?

>>689653724
A good operating system?

>>689658348
Nothing. Come on, that's day one stuff

>>689658348
Nothing

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>>689658588

>>689658588
No post on Sunday mate

>>689658588
>Sure
Sunday morning fucknugget

>>689658588
There's no mail on Sunday's

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

>>689658588
assistant, no mail runs on Sunday you pleb. Make em harder

>>689658588
Mail isn't delivered on sundays

>>689658588
no mail on sunday uncle vernon

>>689658992
women

>>689658588
mail doesnt deliver on sundays dumbass

>>689659055
Czech'd, too easy, I know...

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>>689658839
>>689658847
>>689658878
>>689658898
>>689659004
>>689659020
>>689659024
I see the faggots of gotham are smarter than they look.

Here's another.
What grows larger, the more you take away from it?

>>689658588
Falsely accused. Coulda been picking up yesterday's mail. Get that man a lawyer

>>689659220
Hunger

>>689658992

regrets

my life is a never ending chain of fuckups

>>689659220
>What grows larger, the more you take away from it?
A hole yes? That exists physically.

>>689659220
a mineshaft

>>689659220
A hole. Next?

>>689659220
A hole, poverty, hunger, there's a few answers for that.

>>689657846>>689657580
That's not a riddle. it's a fucking elementary math problem.

>>689659220
The wage gap?

>>689659386
Hunger does not belong there.

>>689659220
your mum, the insatiable whore

>>689659539
Ok, we'll change it to desire captain pickypants.

>>689659453
Lol
>Muh female rights

>>689659643
That also doesn't fit. If you take away any amount of desire, you are left with less desire than before.

>>689659332
>Get that man a lawye
>>689659359
>>689659386
You are correct

>>689659333
you're a faggot

>>689659407
riddle me this? What's the easiest way you should fucking end your life?

Alright, cheaters. I have one a little more... Thought provoking...

What starts out on four legs, then two, then three?

>>689658839
HAHAHAHA
MY FUCKING SIDES
DO YOU LITERALLY SAVE THAT FOR SHIT LIKE THIS THREAD

>>689659796
Well, then a hole doesn't work either fuckwit.

If a hobo can make one whole cigarette from 7 cigarette butts, how many cigarettes can the hobo make when he has 49 cigarette butts?

>>689659892
Oh come on, you've got to be kidding me.

A man.

>>689659892
Man, literally everyone has heard that fuckin Sphinx riddle

>>689659892
A man, he crawls, he walks, he walks with a cane.

>>689659964
None because the other hobos shank him for hoarding smokes.

>>689659892
A person.
Use stuff that isn't as common.
Heard that 1,000,000 times.

>>689659892
That's an old one, and you should kill yourself.

What is the one universal thing all these threads share?

>>689659933
As many as eight.

>>689659892
atleast tell the riddle right if you're going to use usual ones.

>>689659964
Eight.

>>689654738
You shit head

Dubs happens 1/10th of the time

Therefore it doesn't happen 9 times for every time it happens


You are literally retarded

>>689659964
>At least 7

>>689660446
Are you really this stupid?
How many numbers are there between 11 and 22?
How many numbers are there between 22 and 33?

>>689660446
he's also forgetting when you get to 99 then 100.

>>689660351
Post numbers, (You)s, Anonymity, dates, they will 404, they are posted on the Internet, they are comprised of pixels on a screen, and so on.

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>>689660111
>>689660245
Afraid not, my crime fighting friends.
You were partly right, however, so I can't compare your dimwitted intelligence to my masterful mind just yet.

The answer is a dog.
four legs when he is not in my possession.
Two when I cut them off.
Three when I stitch one back on.

You are slipping, and if you want her location, you'll be very careful to answer this one correctly:

What is broken every time you answer incorrectly?

Why do black girls like to be on top?

What gets more impressive the more redundant it gets? 4chin Edition.

>>689660727
silence
holyshitanonkunyouresuchafuckingfaggotholyshit.gif

>>689660727
Well one thing it can't be is a Nokia cell phone.

>>689660727
Your self esteem

>>689660727
Hopefully your will to live.

>>689660727
the riddler didn't change answere to make people wrong you faggot. you suck at this.

>>689660727
One of her bones.

>>689660667
There are 100 combinations of 2 numeric figures including 00

There are 10 dubs in that set

1/10 of numbers are dubs

9/10 of numbers are not dubs

You forgot 00

>>689660757
My list of Navy SEAL achievements?

>>689660741
Because niggers can only fuck up.

>>689661076
this.

The Joker was a shithead but he was honest.

You're just a piece of shit.

saged this garbage thread.

>>689660757
my urge to kill myself

>>689660351
Faggots?

>>689661106
But it still only happens once after not happening 10 times (excluding 99 to 100) The problem isn't that it happens 10/100 times, it's that one of those times is immediately following other dubs. It's wrong either way, but the guy you replied to was right

>>689661279
>The Joker
>saged

It's almost as if you were retarded.

New riddler here.

If I have 3, I have three.
If I have 2, I have two.
If I have 1, I got none.

What am I talking about?

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>>689660960
>>689661003
>>689661016
>>689661073
>>689661076
>>689661106
I'm afraid you are all incorrect. The answer is her chance of survival.

>>689661099
You were on the right track, and for that I will place you on the right track.
Latitude: 42.380358 | Longitude: -116.502113

hurry, /b/. I can't imagine she'll be able to breathe in that coffin much longer.
Goodbye.

>>689661436
>projecting this hard

saged, again.

>>689659964
No one knows because they are too busy crying about the Muslim who just smoked 49 fags.

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>>689660351
OP is faggot.

>>689660351
the crushing emptiness and loneliness and a desire to feel happiness

>>689661537
Her chance of survival breaks? I mean, I would understand if it decreased, but breaking? Nah, I think you're just stupid.

>>689661537
a shithole in texas, big surprise

>>689661528
three licks to get to the center of a tootsie-pop.

Seldom do you know me, yet every night we meet. What am I?

>>689661537
Is Tim around, this sounds like his kind of mission.

directly in the center of two main cross streets in some awful texas town.

She's gonna die.

>>689661375
No he isn't

Nowhere does it say happens once after 10 times sequentially

It happens once for every 9 times it doesn't

>>689662121
a dream

>>689661941
Wat? No.

>>689662221
Ya got me.

>>689662183
I'm on your side.

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>>689661528
choices.

What weighs 6 ozs, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?

>>689661528
Choices.

>>689662183
Once for every nine times, yes, but also once after 10 times of not happening save for every tenth iteration in which it happens twice consecutively.

You are refuting OP's claim with the wrong argument.

>>689662183
'After' kinda implies sequence bro. Read it again.

>>689661528
The number represents the number of people at an orgy, and the word represents the different permutations or the number of ways the people at an orgy can be oriented. If there's 1 person at the orgy it's not much of an orgy is it.

>>689662544
speaking of dubs...

>>689659220
A hole

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>>689662544
It only happens after the number 10, you guys are fucking idiots

>>689662544
Then this guy
>>689653964
was right. 11 is the only answer.

>>689662603
If you have three people, you don't have three orgies. You are wrong.

>>689662461
Winrar

>>689662873
Okay, maybe he is. Your point?

>>689660727
silence dumb nigger

A rooster lays an egg on top of a slanted roof. Which way does the egg roll?

>>689663208
That this discussion doesn't need to happen anymore.

>>689662941
it's the number of ways the orgy can be conducted.
>read harder

Alright, faggots, I'm giving you an easy one.

How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

>>689661879
>-116.502113
dick shooter in idaho dude

>>689663456
None, there's no electricity in Africa.

>>689663456
The light is out, how can you count them?

>>689661537
Riddle Ranches Idaho along route 51, you Dickshooter.

>>689663456
Fuck screwing in the light bulb, if you keep everything dark then the cops will just beat everything for being black.

>>689663656
You are a clever fucking creature. That is correct.

>>689663213
Depends on whether it is summer or winter. Roosters tend to migrate to the south during winter, and everybody knows that houses roofs in the southern hemisphere are slanted towards the east.

The answer is pretty self-evident.

A liberal gets its way

>>689663213
So fucking stupid. Roosters don't lay eggs.

Jackass.

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What gets smaller as it gets bigger /b/ ?!?!

>>6896>>689663213

Down the slant
Niggerfaggot

>>689653724
Go back to Portfreak, fag.

>>689664220
The word small, nigger. Adding -er to it gives it the description of being more small than usual.

>>689664220
your mom's sex appeal