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Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.

Claimed.
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Dio-sama...
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Israel is an apartheid
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the ass was fat
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>>689652907
kagami claimed!
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I use a charcoal grill

>loli is gross
>feet are gross
i hope i didn't miss any disgust
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>>689653029
Bet

>>689651909
I'm sorry, mero

>>689651928
Hehe~

>>689652419
I love history...
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Hank is a cool guy
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>>689653029
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>>689653105
Well as of the moment there is also

>Horses are gross
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>>689653130
HoI4
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>>689653033
spooky..
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>>689653130
>Hehe~
What's that supposed to mean?
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>>689653105

horses
fat bitches
short hair
seasonal waifus
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>>689653182
And people say tits are better.

>>689651775
>Ginyu Force
Topkek. I'd get it if I could run it. Can't remember if I tried that on that website.

>I'm the popular huh?
Boi, do I really need to answer that?

That memorizing voice.

>>689651865
Yo Mugen, a little bit. Renge has me discovering more of Yes and Trips Guy introduced me to The Foals. Both are really good bands. This is latest song I keep playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAsGFnLl2u0

>Best idol claimed
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>>689653130
Bet
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Well, I'm going for my run now, I'll stop when my heart starts hurting like it did yesterday. If I don't come back, most likely deceased, cause: heart attack. See y'all later!
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still here


and


>>689652739
i dont know i thought about it for half that time last time
>>689652896
dont worry about it
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>>689653362
you mean complete retards with no taste?
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>feet
>gross

/waifu/ leading the pack in shit taste.
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I wonder if there's a loli horse so i can check more Dio hate boxes.
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>>689653362
>And people say tits are better
Because they are.

>I really, really, really like this picture
>Dio
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>>689652969
That's the game I play when I'm feeling Strategy game~
>>689653130
Then get civ~
Or HoI4 if you want grand strategy
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i used an easybake oven to cook my steak, is that bad?
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>>689653500
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>>689653256
do ya think so?? lol
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>>689653502
Nonsense.
It's all in the hips.
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Claimed

>>689651442
Thats way shorter than i expected. I thought you were gonna say like 1-2 hours. Do you set an alarm to wake up?

>>689653246
Top teir waifu m8

>>689653362
Lemme get in on that, Ive been listening to aesop rock. Its not bad so far.
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>>689653621
yes...
stalk you later
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>>689653588
Steal
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>>689653192
>>689653353
I assume pastel horses specifically
>fat
agreed
>short hair
eh depends
>seasonal waifu
not sure what you mean
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>>689653150
It's the burgers.
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>>689653192
...y-y-you take that back!
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>>689653458
Which means your thinking about it more.
Progress.
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>>689653712
why not now???
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>>689653648
Hips are great, that's true, ass is great, legs are great, almost everything is great

except feet

but tits are just the greatest
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Louise from zero no Tsukaima
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>>689653648
It really is.
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>>689653588
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>>689653502
I do too.
>>689653588
Hello.
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>>689653819
shower , come in if you want
-not p btw
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>>689653417
have fun shiro!!! and don't die...lol
hope it goes well
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>tfw no one says they hope you die while running
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>>689653648
Ruri!

Don't hate me but I'm actually about to go to sleep.

Have a great night, beautiful.
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>>689653699
Your husbandro could kick her ass still
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>>689653820
You're husbando a shit
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>>689654030
>>689654044
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Claimed.
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>>689654216
That's simply because Dio is no mere husbando, he is something far superior.
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>>689653816
i dont know i came to the same conclusion
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>>689653699
Yeah I do and it's because I felt like shit when I used to take 1:30 naps

>>689653648
You have a point

>>689653500
Tomocuck?

>>689653182
Nice ass
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>>689653966
Hi.

>>689653903
Cutest.
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>>689654104
Goodnight beautiful

>>689653648
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>>689653501
Isn't that basically mlp?
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>>689652907
Claim 1
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>>689654364
No it's because You're husbando a shit
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>>689653494
If you want to go that far then yeah sure.

>>689653502
Ass and tits both have their strong points, but there's nothing better than a strong backside.

>>689653588
Hey Galko.

>>689653699
>aesop rock
Never heard of the guy, worth a listen though. Yeah I love their sound. Only song that's really captured me so far though.
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Howdy niggers
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>>689654485
Claim 2 & 3
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>>689654401
How are you?
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>>689654553
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>>689654615
Claim 4 & 5!

CLAIM 4 AND 5
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>>689653500
Feet are dirty af
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>>689654553
Maki knows what's up

>>689654723
Nice ass

>>689654746
Someone gets it
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Pretty cute


-mercy
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>>689654740
Heresy
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>>689654740
Claim 6, 7, 8 MOTHER FUCKERS
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>>689654854
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Anyway I'm off t bed, good night.
Bellies > other fetishes.
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>>689654462
That's a fair point.
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>>689655022
Lewd.
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>>689655012
HOLY SHIT IM GETTING AWAY WITH IT CLAIM 9 CLAIM 9 aAND 10 MOTHER FUCKERS
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>>689654553
Hi Maki.

>>689654685
I went to the dentist earlier, my jaw really hurts right now.

>>689655083
Night.
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>>689653218
>>689653574
Hol4?

>>689653302
https://youtu.be/c00JcIjcLqY
>0:34
That laugh~

>>689653362
http:SLASHSLASHwwwDOTsystemrequirementslabDOcomSLAHcyri

FUCK I meant" I'm that popular huh?"
Maybe~

Need to find more voiced like her. Not only asain but any voice

>>689653369
How much nigga?

>>689653417
Night

>>689653477
MGE

>>689653588
>

>>689653598
Yes. It's 2ez
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>>689654401
You a cutest.
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>be me, kissless virgin, 20 yrs old, finally left the house after 4 years of never leaving my property, went to uncles place and helped him clean and rebuild his deck and got 500 for it
>decide I need to finally get laid to get out of my virgin NEET depression and move on in life
>go on call girl websites, do some research, take my time, finally find a very young and cute looking escort. Shes not cheap, but my 500 will cover it
>my parents are gone for the weekend. I call her over.
>she arrives wearing a Japan schoolgirl outfit just like I requested
>I have no idea how to initiate anything with a girl, so we talk about anime for an hour, then I convince her to watch some DBZ with me
>after about 90 mins she starts cuddling with me, my palms are sweating like a rainforest, heart pounding like thunder
>I start stroking her hair, have no idea what to do
>she asks if she can get naked. I say sure
>she gets naked. Literally most beautiful sight Ive ever seen
>I start crying. I tell her everything
>finally, first time ever in my life, I work up the courage to be a man and make a move. I tell her Im going to kiss her
>I lean in for the kiss. Dont quite make it. One inch gap. Waiting. She pulls away.
>she tells me sorry, I'm so sorry, it's okay, you don't have to pay
>finish watching DBZ. I make her a sandwich and she leaves, doesn't take any money
>she says I'm a really nice guy and I can email her and talk to her anytime, she wants to be my friend and help me with any girl troubles
>mfw I'm this pathetic.
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>>689655083
night homu!! sleep well
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>>689654137
Yea, but would he want to? Naaaaaa. He only starts fights when he feels threatened more or less. Yuuko is too nice to start fights

>>689654388
Ill try one tomorrow and tell you how it goes
>inb4 sleep for 3 hours

>>689654553
Thats how this guy is. I only like certain stuff so far. I like what you posted though, worth a bookmark
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>>689655022
That's a slightly curious tail butt plug, as it does not even look like a butt plug, but rather just a long a pretty thin black wire.

I suppose what I'm trying to say is

that's a pretty half-assed and disapoitning butt plug

>>689654746
Another that is not a heretic.
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>>689655277
Noticed again
Your disappointing me senpai
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>>689655277
dubs dont lie. steak is cancer confirmed. what if i bake... totally hypothetical, a baby head and fingers?
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>>689654367
"Came" your getting there!
>>689655277
>Forgetting I can't watch youtube.
I got nothing.
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>>689655381
this has to be pasta
but i wouldnt be surprised if this was true
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>>689655277
Hearts of Iron 4~
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>>689655229
>>689655229
>>689655012
>>689654740
>>689654615
>>689654485

CALIM 11
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEES

FUCK YES FUCKING WHITE GIRL HARLEM FUCK YES MOTHER FUCKER COCK SUCKER BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKERS 11 WAIFUS I HAVE 11 WAIFU BITCHES ALL FOR MYSELF ALL FUCKING 11 OF THEM ARE MINE AND I GET TO FUCK THEM FOR ALL ETERNITY!

ALL THESE CLAIMS ARE MIND REGARDLESS AND NO TAKE BACKS NO REES REPEATING BY INFINITY TIMES INFINITY INFINITY TIMES GOING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT TIMES INFINITY AND MULTIPLYING THIS PHRASH AT THE ULTRA RATE OF SPEED!!! THESE WAIFUS ARE MINE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
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claimed
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>>689655469
perhaps it's a cover for anal beads, that are attacked by a rigid wire


>>689655544
well shit
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>>689654888
Mugi's face

>>689655022
>skirt
>thigh highs
Boy

>>689655277
My 2¢

>>689655083
I guess some people find bellies cute
I've heard that before

>>689655412
I turn a timer with an alarm on on my phone and put it under my pillow so I'm guaranteed to wake up
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>>689655327
>using that picture to call someone else cute
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>>689655750
Cringe
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>>689655750
You actually wrote that? That's pretty autistic.
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>>689655750
I'm so jealous :*(
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>>689655896
Did you notice the gangsta mugi referrence too?
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>>689655083
Farewell strangler

>>689655412
You'll never see it coming...
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>>689655900
>that picture still isn't as cute as 95.jpg
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>>689655900
But it's true!
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>>689655945
>>689656030
I mean you are in a waifu claim thread.
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>>689655544
That's cool with me, I'm more of a chicken kind of guy.

>>689655894
You have a great way of thinking

>>689655750
Wow you're pretty talented at this claiming thing
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>>689655750
THIS HERESY GAVE ME CANCER PLEASE DON8 2 KILL HERESY>>689655750
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>>689655243
What did you go in for?
>>689655277
Hello.
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>>689655750
YOU CANT HAVE 11 WAIFUS FAGGOT!
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>>689654723
This explains it all.

>>689654854
Hell yeah nigga.

>>689655083
Night.

>>689655243
Up to anything?

>>689655277
>inb4 requirements not met

Kek, alright. Just look at the (You)

Her voice is a rare one. Haven't found anything as passionate.

>>689655412
>Worth a bookmark
Ayy, sweet man. Glad to know. I'll get on Aesop now.
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>>689656277
dubs dont lie again. i usually eat them raw tho, hbu raw or cooked chicken?
>>689655894
memes
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>>689655618
not if i still think its disgusting
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going to bed!! see you guys tomorrow, have a great day and all that!!
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>>689656173
>Is this what you want

>>689656247
Not if you're here.

>>689656416
Fillings.

>>689656507
Not really, just relaxing.
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>>689656654
Farewell beautiful

>yuuko
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>>689656164
Oh wow I didn't even notice that

>>689656507
last night was funny
>that gape picture
Lol

>>689656811
That's exactly what I wanted fam
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>>689656596
You'll get there, you just have to remember it's nothing bad. People eat bugs in other places.
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>>689656520
Not a fan of eating raw meat in general, really. It's just pretty rare for me to do so, but I'm just an incredibly difficult faggot when it comes to food so my tastes in food are pretty meaningless.
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>>689656811
>Not if you're here.
Lies.

>>689656654
Goodnight!
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>>689655896
Dank gif, Im a deep sleeper and ive managed to sleep through multiple alarms. Im either going deaf or im the heaviest sleeper.

>>689656169
no pls be gentle, not like this. Someone help me!

>>689656507
try the impossible kid album
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>>689657043
And you say mugi is your waifu, hmmph!
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>>689656507
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>>689657462
I am not satisfied.
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>>689656520
>>689657178
is eating raw meat a thing?
isn't that kinda dangerous because of desease and such
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stalk on
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>>689657307
Tonight...
You...
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>>689655493
DAMMIT! I'm mortal and youre immortal

>>689655544
Steak is amazing ok? Maybe it'll taste like carrots
>checked

>>689655618
>
It's her infamous laugh we all love/hate

>>689655659
>
Thanks little ship

>>689655896
Fuck. I got bout tree fiddy

>>689656416
How's the night?

>>689656507
It's an old game. You'll be fine

Oh my~

There's this classic song but it's not the same
https://youtu.be/RQj2iOEx-V8

>>689656654
Night kagami!
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>>689657043
Good.

>>689657248
But it's true.
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>>689657156
thats different they do that because they are hungry
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>>689657178
oh. i basically fuck dead animals and eat babies.
who do you fuck m8?
>nyarko-san
>>689657628
not if you want to die anyways kek
>>689657701
it tastes like baby hair.
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>>689657628
Well yeah if you just shank and animal and try to eat it right after it dies, you are likely going to catch a disease, but that's not EXACTLY what this is about.
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>>689657462
More?
And im not even an ass guy
>>689657701
Thats what you get for losing your virginity
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>>689657400
no pls m8

>>689657307
>heavy sleeper
I'm a light sleeper so that's probably why the alarm works so well

>>689657701
Tree Fiddy

>>689657726
Ayy
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brb
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>>689657625
Oh I wish you didn't point that out...
Can't unsee.

>>689657726
You're pretty cute yourself though.
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>>689657625
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>>689656811
Ah sorry to hear that, can't say I can relate since I've only ever had one cavity but that shit hurt.
>>689657701
Good, got back from my workout a while ago.
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>>689657832
salmonella fitzgerald doesn't sound like a good way to go out

>>689657875
it's better if it sits for a while and lets bacteria get into it?
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>>689658020
The very first thing I spotted was the giant ass, then I clicked on the thumbnail to get a better view, then I saw the hair as the picture was big enough for me to need to scroll down to see the ass, then very slightly after, I saw the pain
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>>689658278
Dio is top quality handsome.
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>>689655277
Why'd you wish me good night? Did you plan for me to fall into my final slumber?

Went harder than I did yesterday this run, heart didn't hurt at all. Good progress, large red muscle in my chest.
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>>689656654
Night

>>689656811
A simple night, sounds good.

>>689657043
>that gape picture
Oh god please no. That legit triggered my gag reflex.

>>689657307
Gotcha fam. Listened to None Shall Pass already and I'm surprised that voice is his.

>>689657462
Keep this up and I'm going for a wank.

>>689657701
Wait a second. They don't have Warband. Which one do you have?

It's true :^)

That's pretty moving. Gives me chills.
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>>689658368
>>689658278
Samefag
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>>689657043
Post it
Gape is best
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>>689657929
Im putting my judging hat on
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>>689658020
Nowhere near as cute as you.

>>689658171
I had multiple.

>>689658512
It is. You doing well?
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>>689658368
Especially when in Suit and Tie.
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>>689657652
I just said you had a top tier waifu, why do i gotta die for it? If you kill me you better be ready to get haunted like crazy

>>689657929
I never get good sleep so i think it might be more that than anything. I had so little sleep lately that i could actually see those super puffy bags under my eyes. Idk why i sleep so bad.

>>689658512
Yea his voice is what caught me too. I still think tyler the creator has one of the coolest voices ever, but he raps for edgy white 16 year olds and it makes me sad
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>>689657628
Beef and some fish are generally safe to eat raw, but it's not recommended.
>>689657701
Should I be loving or hating it right now?
>>689657748
They also have bug snacks.
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>>689658516
no
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>>689658810
yeah but they dont you know
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>>689657832
Eww

>>689657919
Closest I got was fingering a chick :(

>>689657929
>350 get

>>689658171
Isolated any specific muscle group?

>>689658495
Nice! I saw see yall later an distantly thought " sleep time!"

>>689658512
Warband

You're quite popular yourself maki

It's like a siren calling out to me

>>689658810
Both~
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>>689658739
Your husbando is also handsome.
>suit and tie
>hnnnggg
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>>689658797
I thank you for your great compliment by bringing you into the joy of 2-D heaven.
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>>689659041
They do in private!
>>689659090
Wew.
>I think Makoto passed out
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>>689658512
walk? why leave?
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>>689658725
Damn.
>>689659090
Not really, it always varies.
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k-kagami?
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>>689658512
Oh well then rip
I find gape a bit hot but that was a bit too much for my taste
Just as long as I can't see a ton of the insides and nasty stuff I'm ok with it
I hope that didn't sound too disgusting

>>689658627
I didn't save it

>>689658665
Fuck
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>>689659090
>Closest I got was fingering a chick :(
No need to feel sad, lil' smug
You'll get opportunities to go further later
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>>689658725
>Nowhere near as cute as you.

Maybe we're both cute.
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>>689659090
Closest i got was a hug
I bet you kiss girls faggot
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>>689659409
Yeah.

>>689659688
You more.
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>>689659216
It was a blessing all along. That doesnt change the fact that im still haunting you
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>>689659841
>>689659688

JUST FUCK ALREADY GODDAMMIT FUCKING HELL SHIT ASSTOMOUTH
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>>689659841
Damn, this is getting nowhere!

>I will never admit defeat though.
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>>689659266
i dont think most people do that normally
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>>689659841
>>689659921
>>689659981
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>tfw You're in a harem IRL
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>>689659868
Just another demon following me.
I won't notice one more~
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>>689658725
Eh more or less, better than the last few days.

>>689658797
It's very surprising. I've never been a fan of Tyler, his stuff was just too edgy as you said.

>>689659090
Yeah they aren't showing that one.

Kek, please.

Don't listen to close then. That's how they get ya.

>>689659357
>Walk
I typed wank m8.

>>689659525
Nothing is as disgusting as wanting to jump inside, you're good. I don't know, when I think of butt that anal cavity doesn't cross my mind.
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>>689660082
At least half!
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>>689655381
One step at a time, that was a big one, no delay for the next.
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>>689659981
Neither will I.

>>689660136
It's not rape if I like it.

>>689660352
That's good.
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Shulk is bae.
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>>689660363
i think its closer to a quarter
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>>689660577
You're in that pic with me.
Hello
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>>689660281
Im gonna be a jerk about it. Im wait until you go to wank and start knocking over pens and other things. I wont mess with you any other time

>>689660352
Bastard was pretty ok but other than that it just sucks. I had high hopes too when i heard bastard. The money got him
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>>689659266
~~
Gotta get some rest before work

>>689659357
Curious, do you have any with legs and thigh high like pic?

>>689659409
Sounds like crossfit

>>689659631
I don't know how I did it

>>689659832
I might..

>>689660352
Weird

Doubt me?

It's so alluring
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>>689660626
>Neither will I.
Damn it.

>>689660136
I mean, if it's consensual it's not rape right?

>>689659921
I think your caps key is broken anon.
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>>689660638
hmmm...yeah...I'm really feeling it
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>>689660352
I don't know what's up with Karen sometimes. He says something an anal colony and I don't give a shit, but I say ">gape" and post pic related he goes ">degenerate detected". Like I know it's a prank but still kek.
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>>689660915
I'll start a new form of fetish videos and make millions from it.
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>>689660949
Still the cutest.
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>>689660638
>>689660973
THIS IS THE MONADOS PAWAH
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>>689660949
>>689661270
JUST FUCK ALREADY
>dio
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>>689660943
One day lil' smug..
And 2D>3D :^)
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>>689660626
>>689660949
Consensual rape is the best kind of rape.
>>689660943
You're a good guesser, I'm only doing it to get in better shape though.
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>>689661270
>>689660949
>
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>>689661329
Now it's Shulk time
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>>689661460
MY IDENDITY IS BEING STOLEN, HELP ME INTERNET POLICE!
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>>689661547
Jump!
Speed!
Shield!
Buster!
Smash!
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>>689660903
how do you manage to find the cutest pictures?
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>>689652907
QOTT: what if a girl you knew started to transform into waifu? Would you hit it? But if you do there is 100% chance for impregnation
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>>689661783
>>689661783
>>689661783
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>>689660943
Absolutely disgusting
Thus is why im becoming a wizard
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