>>689646876
just cont, don't bother asking

>>689646876
Let's hear it.

>>689646876
C'mon OP
Chop chop!

>>689646876
my dubs say you should not continue

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alright...

>so, girl comes downstairs as me and gf watch The Hateful Eight
>she goes to the dinninroom and starts to eat her cereal
>tf cerealously???
>anyway, I go up to her and ask her to watch the movie with us
>she agrees
>I bring covers because it was getting cold
>I give her a cover
>she lays next to me with her ass in my direction
>gf currently passed out on my lap
>pull out my dick and start to flash it
>I know she can see my reflection on the tv because motherfucking daylight.
>keep flashing
>she starts to move her feet and now her feet are sticking out the cover
>in my direction
>right next to my thigh
>gf starts to readjust herself and the girl pulls her feet back into the cover.
>ohhhh
>movie is almost over gf goes to bathroom and girls starts to talk to me and blahblahblah
>the milfs arrive and ask if we'd like to go over to my gf's grampa house
>we all agree
>everyone gets their swimming clothes on and we headout
>the girl is wearing a seethru skirt
>has a awesome gap between her legs
>I could see it once she stood up in front of the sun
>go inside to play billiards
>she sucks donkey butt
>teach her a few tips
>and make a few sexual jokes and she's totally cool with it
>now we all bored of playing the game
>so I start to pick on her and suggest for her to box me
>my excuse to get physical
Cont??

cont

>>689650542
MY DUBS SAY YOU SHOULD NOT CONTINUE

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>>689651000
OH SHIT NIGGER

well your prediction was wrong

>>689651000
Trips guess this threads a rip then

>>689651000
But what do ur trips say? Hmmmmm?

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>>689651000
trips commands

>start wrestling
>we go down on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>689651000
Too bad it's trips.
Continue

>>689650542
>inb4 walk the dinosaur

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>>689651000
OH FUCK THE RIDE STOPS HERE FUCK YOU OP GTFO WITH YOUR STORY

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>>689651000

Continue OP.

>>689651492
Trips end in dubs you stupid nigger

everyone shut the fuck up
please continue, OP.

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>>689651000
And on this day the trips did spake and all of the kingdom did prolapse.

>>689650542
Hateful eight
/Thread

>>689651492
>Being this stupid

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>>689651802
I KNOW

>>689652283
i think you and I are the same entity

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>>689651000

>>689652421
Did you also watch it with your gf and hate it?

>>689652856
if i had a gf i probably would
khil thread

Damn OP really got fucking Rekt by those trips

I neeed to know the end

DONT DIE THREAD

>>689653259
rocks fall, everyone dies

>>689652856
Well I don't anymore so I guess we are the same anon

>>689653409
Should've responded to
>>689653195
Woops

THESE TRIPS SAY CONTINUE STORY

P L E A S E

come on OP keep it cumming

>>689653536
What trips

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SCREW THE RULES !

>>689653941
These trips anon

well now you've done it, we'll never hear the rest unless someone gets trips

>>689647570
My quads say continue

>>689653517
we are the only survivors of this shitty thread

Fine I'll get trips already. Now continue OP

Cont u faggot

If trips OP continues

>>689654243
And we can't even get trips to save killed OPs mediocre story. What a life

>>689654260

>op goes to bed

>>689654366
nice waste of dubs asshole.

Trips are cont

CONTINUE!

At least OP obeyed the get

Just continue m80

CONTINUE

>>689654811
He can't the trips have spoken

My dubs say continue

Fine gogogo

MY

me quints say cont

>>689655077
DUBS

>>689655077
>>689655127
SAY

>>689654277
>>689654366
witnessed
>cont

>>689650542
>hateful eight
>pulls out dick

bullshit, sir.

>>689655166
Fall to the soviet union

>>689655166<<
>>689655127
>>689655077<<
CONTINUE

>>689655204
It's a long ass fucking movie with lots of dead time between it

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>>689650542
>hateful eight

ah, so you regret being a massive niggerloving faggot with plebeian taste?

>>689655279
Dubs don't override trips, we need trips or quads or quints+

i rlly wanna finnish this decent story so i guess ill whip out my quads u may continue op

Silence, faggots. Continue OP.

>>689655509
whoops my bad i forgot to turn the switch heres my quads

>>689655633
damn i only turned one of them i forgot the other one ok here

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Fuck your trips bitch.
You said dubs.

>we starts to box
>I'm just testing the waters and start to punch her shoulder
>she charges at me and I push her down her head touches my dick
>she keep trying to taking me down
>he head, face, shower eyc... Are literally rubbing against my dick
>I'm diamonds, my last name is coal
>tries to come backup and her hand "accidentally" pushes against my dick
>I was wearing boxers with my dick to the side so it wouldn't be noticed
>she charges at me again
>I stop her and spin her
>I could tell she was waiting for it
>I put her on a headlock from behind
>starts to press her ass against my dick by bending over
>starts to make a side to side motion with her ass
>my dick is becoming noticed now
>she starts to go up and down and rubbing her ass against it but making it seen as if she was struggling to unlock herself
>gf acting like she not watching
>We continue with the RAW vs. SMACKDOWN ('05)
>I quickly put my dick forward and pointing down
>she comes again and automatically turns around
>now my dick is getting stuck between her butt cheeks
>she keeps rubbing it and moving up and down
>gf becomes curious and decides to join her side

Lmao... Cont???

my quads say cont with story

>>689655786
this damn machine doesnt work for shit

>>689655828
dubs says OP is a huge faggot

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>>689655828
>lmao...cont?
>still asking after just saying "fuck it ill continue anyway"
>gay made up story
>hateful eight

OP, please kill yourself

>>689655828
Dubs say cont

>>689655891
fuck it. im rollin till i get quads

Disobeying trips.... this story will end in dinosaur. Dubs say we all abandon

lol how dare u ignore trips by the power of these quads u must stop telling this shitty story

just cont you fuck

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>>689656355
Oh sheet

My quads say cont

>>689656355
Called my dubs, let us all abandon this dinosaur walking hateful eight cuck

>>689656355
but my trips say otherwise

>>689655891
rollin

>>689656355
welp, have to obey dubs

>>689656355
trips overule dubs check em

>>689655891
rool again

my dubs say this ovar

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dammit OP type faster

>>689655891
rule

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By the power of rock shrek, his double dubs says continue

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You guys suck at getting digits

guess ill just finish before the haters have a stroke

>gf now on her side, all is well as we keep wrestling
>suddenly she notices exactly whats going on
>uhoh.jpg
>she smiles and winks at me, and heads towards the kitchen
>at this point, we are basically fucking through her clothing, im diamonds
>I tell her to call me diamond don, its my wrestling name i say
>she knocks me on the ground, now my dick is sticking right through the slit in my boxers, im diamond hard
>right then my gf comes back in as shes about to start going down on me
>she smiles again, and walks over to join in
>oshit.jpg
>feels amazing, shit was cash
>going on for a while, the two are going back and forth
>out of nowhere feel a sharp pain and my eyes shoot open
>shes running away screaming while my gf is holding a bloody knife in one hand
>"SHES 17 YOU SICK PEDO FUCK"
>im bleeding like crazy
>o shit, she has my cock in her hand
>shes running towards the kitchen, i crawl after her almost passing out
>she goes over to the garbage disposal and looks back at me

cont?

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OP just continue the story, who cares if it's fake

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This must stop

>>689655828
dubs says you give us that bitch's sc

>>689657557
How old is ur gf?

>>689657557
>>689656355
I got exactly as promised. Shutup nigger

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>>689657833
>>689657475
oh shit

>>689657557
cont

>>689657833
Rock shrek has spoken once more, with dubs yet again

I need some names for my new pet crabs, any ideas?

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>>689657557
pics of dick stump or it never happened

>>689657957
The power is way too strong with that image.

>>689658027
How about Mr crabs?

If only the trips and the dubs had been obeyed... none of this shit would be getting posted

>>689658027
name them after the marx brothers

Pics or it didn't happen.

>>689658027
Nigger and Faggot

>>689658452
Cmon duuubs

>>689658452
Roll

rawlings

>I'm screaming
>gf screaming at me
>everybody screaming
>blood everywhere
>I manage to call 911 before I black out
>wake up in hospital
>they reattach dick, send me home
>come home
>gf has moved out
>carpet is a bloody mess

So I guess my question all along was, how do I get stains out of a beige carpet? Club soda just isn't doing it

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>>689657989
k

>shes looking down at me with more disdain than i have ever seen on her face, even worse than the time i took the dump in the petstore storage room (long story)
>"please don't do it..."
>ive seen one too many stories and movies with dudes losing their shit this way
>almost blacked out at this point, trying to hold on
>"are you kidding me anon?" she says "i found your little folders on the internet and was going to break up with you tonight anyway. WHAT THE FUCK IS 4CHAN"?
>i realize theres only one way out of this
>"baby"
>i give her the classic george clooney look that let her fingerblast me on our first date
>"i promise ill walk the dinosaur from now on"
>she doesn't get it
>drops my dick in garbage disposal

RIP in peace boner

This is the second worst thread I've been in in a week. Thanks OP

You're a faggot OP

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>>689658819
pic with timestamp or you are a faggot

>>689657557
>cont?

why do you need acknowledgement like some kind of bitch

My dubs say kill yourself

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Fuck Bateman, he is a bitch for not killing Jean.
>gf join
>fuck you gf
>start to fight, boner starts to vanish at the right time
>gf is trying to get me on a headlock
>while the girl is trying to pull me down but now her boobs are rubbing against my dick
>I go diamonds
>girl grabs my dick for a few seconds
>thinks my gf has seen her but not really
>continues to constantly touch my dick
>gf takes step back to breath, I bear hug the girl from behind
>pressing my dick right between her butt cheeks
>she keeps bending over my dick is between her butt cheeks
>I won't let go because boner was adamantium
>hold her tight for a couple of minutes
>relax, boner goes down and I rapidly sit on the floor
>we take a break
>she suggests for us to fight again
>I agree
>gf seem to be aware of the girl enjoying it a little too much.. Cont?


I'm on my phone bitches!

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>>689659190
saty BTFO chum

ta-ta loser!

im lost... fuck this thread.

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>>689659428
then hang up and type on the computer like a normal person

>>689659752
I'm not your chum and you're not OP. I am also not salty, I just showered

>>689659803
Cut off dick was bait

>>689659428
real op?

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>>689660113
there was never an OP, it was all an illusion

Wish we could have users

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>>689659428
Cont. Anon my dubs demand so

>>689660547
no dubs 4 u

>>689660428
>users
?

Trips to end thread.

/thread

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HOLY SHIT

all these fake OPs are pissing me off

Real OP here

>gf joins in on wrestling
>at this point im diamonds, like diamond hard
>girl comments on how my dick is almost as hard as a diamond, so we go to test it out
>Gf hesitant
>17 year old knows diamonds can cut glass
>go over to our kitchen window, right above the sink
>i start doing circles with my dick on the glass
>wtf this is actually working
>get through the first pane, not really thinking with both girls cheering me on
>the top part of the window collapse, and lobs my dick right off
>i start falling backwards and accidentally kick the switch for the garbage disposal right as my dick falls in
>damnit
>we call the ambulance and the plumbers, but theres nothing they can do at this point.
>so i decided, what the heck?
>transitioned to female, then had a dank threesome with both girls

cont?

>>689655828
we said stop, trips demanded it, if you can't respect the trips gtfo with your gay and fake story

>>689660820
Dubs say you stop.

>>689660820
This is the true OP

Stfu Op

dubs say continue

>be OP
>have a dream
>start a thread on b

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k fine THESE dubs say continue

Trips say OP leaves 4chan forever

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ok then these dubs