>>689637794
hmmm interesting

>>689637794
"Ask (daughters name) she likes sucking up too"

Cut your dick off and mail it to her

>>689638019
Can't tell if she's interested or not
Husband died a year or two ago so probably lonely as shit.

Say "I don't know about that, but there's something I'd like to be sucking"

Bump for science

she hot?

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>>689638317
Too early for that upfront of a question i'm thinking

>>689638385
Not really but the fact that shes my girlfriends mom is fucking awesome to me

Tell her that you just think she's really cool or some shit

>>689637794
"If i'm sucking up are you fucking down?"

>>689638365
Bumpp

>>689638566
......senpai....

>>689637794
she doesn't like you

yeah dont get freaky quite yet... stay on whatever level you think she's at until she gives signs that she wants you to finally make a move... for now just say something sweet that will make her question whether or not there are sexual implications

Say "would*".

I have literally no experience in the mom fucking department so I'm gonna sit back and see what great advice is given

>>689638906
Agreed but im toofuckinghigh to be that smooth

>>689639146
I'm here for this and the keks

>>689637794
Just tell her something completely raunchy then blame auto-correct because of your piece of shit iphone

I'm really curious about this now.

>>689638458
Show her body without face

What the fuck about this conversation gives you the slightest idea that she wants to fuck you?

Don't try to fuck your gf's mom you fucking idiot. If she freaks out she's going to tell your gf, then she's going to break up with you then you're going to be single and labeled that weird dude who tried to fuck his gf's mom.
However if it works, then that would be dope.

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K what next

post pics of them or none of this matters

You're gonna traumatize your girlfriend if you fuck her mom. Take a moment to think about the consequences of your actions.

>>689639568
Shut the fuck up newfag

Fuck your gf's mom OP. It could lead to a 3some

>>689637794
Dude kill them both and fuck their corpses, everybody wins. The stop being a beta and ask a fox to the prom

Damn dude, doesn't really seem like something you can pull of over text. I would try dropping hints on her when you're around her. "Accidentally" bump into her when you are reaching for something, tell her she is just like her daughter and that they could be sisters, maybe even take a risk and talk about how her daughter is not seeming interested in you anymore. She might feel less guilty if she thinks you guys will break up

If she wants to fuck you she'll find a way to let you know. She's not in high school, she's not going to play hard to get, at least that's how my experiences with older woman have gone.

>>689639489
What if I told you my girlfriend wants it to happen too. shes been talking to her mom for weeks about the sex we have and once her mom literally said "No fair"

>>689639532
agreed

>>689639502
her next response will be pretty crucial imo... make sure to keep expressing that you're casual and comfortable and not creepy but adding little details like 'haha' or something

>>689639568
dont listen to this virgin.. life is full of girlfriends...... youll only have one opportunity to fuck a mom

Oh man. This is too good.

>>689639754
bullshit

Monitoring this thread

>>689639568
Shut up summerfag, there are many girlfriends but fucking a mom is rare

>>689639754
is your gf a nigger? or just white trash?

>>689639639
Try using that buzzword right

>>689639956
shut your whore mouth

>>689639721
this

>>689639754
I would say that you're either a liar or your gf and her mom are... interesting.

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>>689639754
yeah im calling bullshit...... if thats the case just go over there when girlfriend isnt home. make it look like you didnt know and if she invites you in "to wait" then youre in. you just have to make the move. while we wait. anybody have stories of fucking girlfriends moms or sisters? real stories im not look to get off here just curiousity

>>689640092
Well..... Go for it...

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>>689640092
oh shit alright im hooked.

>>689640092
ugh......... follow girlfriends advice............. FUCKING DO IT

>>689640092
The girlfriend knows her mom better than you

>>689640092
How about you make me dinner and I make it so you can't shit right for a week?

>>689640092
>>689640106
No bullshit here

>>689640092
Listen to your woman

>>689640092
Fake and gay

Y'all are just eatin this bullshit up

>>689640290
:^)

>>689640248
this

Posting in a thread with potential

>>689640493
Actually yes

>>689640493
I just want to believe. I'm also pretending all three parties are 10/10 beauties and not the 4/10 trolls that they probably are.

>>689640493
Yeah I like to have some big shits to flush out with my anal douche.

Say:

"Listen, let's cut the shit. I know you're horny because you haven't had a dick in some time. I really REALLY find you attractive - seriously, your fucking gorgeous - and I've wanted to fuck you since the moment I first saw you.

Doesn't it get you off KNOWING you could have a cock inside of you whenever you want? [Girlfriends name] doesn't have to know."

>>689640456
Not even that's the best part.
(shes upset now because the first thing I posted on 4chan was about her mom and not her)

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>>689639502

>>689639568
Shut up

>>689640493
idgaf, i got nothing to do, im ready to get baited

>>689640691
>your fucking gorgeous
>your

"hey, maybe we can do this in person. Want to swing by? Ive got some wine. I also need to take a photo of you for a project, so can you wear that___________outfit I saw you in?"

>>689640808
Yeah, your gorgeous is over there.

Dubs thread?

>>689641042
Check em faggot

>>689640992
kinda cringy tbh.... are her and her mom gross or just really strange?

>>689640992
fake m8

Listen, I'm going to give you some advice I wish someone had given me. I fucked my gfs mom when I was 21. My and my gf had been dating for a few years and everything was smooth sailing. But my gf caught me looking at her moms ass and challenged me to fuck her. A few weeks later I did. And that was where I fucked up. The mom got freaked out and stopped letting me come around and I eventually learned I had contracted genital herpes. I unknowingly passed it to my gf. Now I'm 23, have a horrible sex life, dick/asshole breaks out sometimes, and no gf. Do NOT FUCK YOUR GFs MOM. It might be the biggest mistake you make my dude.

>>689640992
rip op

IF YOU DONT SUCK MY DICK YOU OLD BITCH I WILL POST NUDES OF YOUR DAUGHTER ALL OVER THE INTERNET

If dubs, ask for 3some

>>689639960
White trash

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>>689640992
Respond with, "Im a motherfucker arent i"
Then send her this pic

>>689640992
This is fake. No one that uses 4chan has 11 unread messages or enough friends to warrant that.

>>689640092
Go for it, maybe a threesome is in order?

>>689641222
Witnessed

>>689638566
Both at the same time dubs

>>689641271
>ass

did she peg you with her blistered dick?

>>689637794
Yeah, that pic captures the words of a desperate fucking queef of a male. The mature female can smell this insecure faggotry a mile away; you're simply fucking up, and that is all.

I mean, really, it's some bullshit, but if this was actually a screencap of some shit OP said, wow, what a fucking pussy.

>>689641199
shes kinky but I like it

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>>689638906

>>689641199
This, send pics

>>689641620
post it again

>>689641620

She sounds.... Intelligent

tell her that u want to drop ur fat stinky dik in the hole in between her legs

>>689641620
kekd

>>689641620
Do you both have dementia? your conversations makes no sence

>>689641620
do you think we're the nsa? what is this shit?

>>689641620
repost her ass shots bruv

>>689641800
Dubs

>>689639793
THIS

OP Get mom to send pics and post the ones you said you posted of your gf last night.

Agreed you should post again, then send her the screen shots

post of a pic of ur gf farting and if i dont see the fart ur a faggot ass bich cunt who shits on his sad dik fatty fuk my asshole stinky shitty ass fuk me fuk me fuk me mom mom mom

>>689641199
There is no "mom" you nincompoop. This is 4changchong; populated solely by liars and idiots and perverts.

>>689642153
the fuck is wrong with you

Ask her if she finds it awkward that her daughter tells her everything about your sex live.

>>689642153
Inhale through your nose

Hold it

exhale through your mouth.

Feel better now?

>>689642257
Well, he's a poster on /b... so you figure it out, ya?

>>689642297
THIS

>>689639568
Kill yourself you loser

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>>689641776
>>>689641222
Ill post more than that

How's it going with the mom?

ive wanted to fuck my girlfriend and her mom for 3 years now, I hope this goes well for you

>>689642569
she probably not interested

>>689642325
inhale ur moms farts in the nostrils u call ur nose shit in my dik ass fatty flacid diks in my moms hands

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monitoring

>>689642569
Just replied
let me turn read receipts off

>>689642471
keep going

>>689642153
4chan in a nutshell.

My girlfriend's mom is a cunty white trash milf that wants to cut my 2 inch slanger off but I'd still love to anally penetrate her

bump.. this is better than tv

Fake, saged.

Wait day or so. Send cock pic randomly to mom. Wait to gauge her response. Claim you meant to send to her daughter and fumble apologies if she's not into it. If she is into it, keep going, regaurdless it can't be unseen. Seed planted.

>>689642639
+1 Lurking for some cock

This thread and it's contributions are RETARDED. Bunch of lame ass dweebs in here. 4chan posting, girlfriend mom fucking, LOL.

fake and sad

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>>689642801
My favorite

>>689643198
moar

>>689643198
Any of mom?

fuk ur gfs mom. spread her moms ass and understand that ur gf came out of that lil stinky brown wrinkly hole. observe it, watch it pulsate and portrude, suck on her hemroids with lil bits of poop on them. yayyyyyyy

>>689643198
post some nudes. also lets see that ass

>>689642153
>HAHA SWEARING A LOT IS FUNNY XDDDDD

fuck off summer

>>689641687
Have you never had herpes faggot? It spreads to your asshole.

>>689643517
Then I wonder how far i'll have to go

>>689643517
you can do it! :D

>>689643517
Then what do I have to do?...

>>689643445
yayyy i like saying bad curse words yayyy fuk shit my ass hole farts in cunts piss in pregnant mom farts

>>689643497
Kek

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>>689643517
Post pics of mom, or at least her body mate

>>689643618
>>689643641
Kind of hivemind

>>689643497
Well, no, he probably doesn't have herpes

>>689643667
kill yourself summer.

>>689643517
so you won't show me your tits then?

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>>689643779
yay its summer haha i fart in my nostrils amd sneeze the fart in ur moms butthole

"Oh boy, you're gonna make me work aren't you??"

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>>689643421
Last one until gf is with me...

>>689637794
Sucking..... up....
Freudian slip. She wants the dick

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>>689643711
Well then.

>>689643517
At this rate OP you'll be visiting her nursing home for a half hearted handy

>>689637794
Why the fuck is this thread giving me a chubs?

Can I have her snapchat? :))))))

>>689643517
"So you want me to suck up some more?"

>>689643985
nice, love the nipples. you should repost the ass pic though

"ha, ur gonna make me work for it? wait until u see my smelly ass hole fart fart fart poopy poopy poopy booty yayayaya"

"Okay, then just tell me what else you want me to do for you"

>>689639568
Lol. Shut up fag

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>>689643517
The time has come to send her a picture of your dick.

>>689643198
Bitch got done slop ass jelly knees and retard leg twist going on. Snap that butthole on her forehead, that's all that dumb cunt good for. Tell her fool ass take her socks off, she gonna be in underwear.