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>>689633744
bumpity bump

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>>689633877
>>689633744
czech em

probably not fam, not much you can do

>>689634384
Fuck. Ideally would be just my own little suicide in my home, but if it won't kill me I suppose I could always call the cops on myself and come out with my pellet gun. More painful, i'd expect.

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I realize now a lot of my porn is nazi-related. Gonna keep posting anyway

>>689633744
nope, if you shoot out an eyee you can get welfare though, probably.

>>689634720
MY HERO!
Fap fap fap
Heil!
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Heil!

>>689635700
I don't want welfare. i just want to go away.

>>689635989
Op

A. It won't work

B. You'll just get brain damage which is worse than death

See a counselor or a therapist, don't kill yourself. Too many people care about you, don't pretend no one would be sad.

>>689635989
Well then lad, I'd consider not using a pellet gun


exit bags are the way to go tbh

>>689636160
ah, don't get goin with that shit. I can't see a therapist or counselor, all my families money is funneled into my sisters therapy and constant ambulance rides for falsely accusing my parents of abuse.

If I died tomorrow, no one would know for days. And when they did find out, they'd say "oh what a shame." and move on. I have no emotional attachment to anyone, and vice versa. Tomorrow is the only reason I'm still alive right now, and if it goes south I have nothing left.

>>689636168
how do I make that?

>>689633744
not really. I mean.. if it penetrates, it won't go all the way through. You would die eventually, but from infection and probably after a few agonizing weeks of brain-splitting headaches followed by a state of near constant panic and hallucination. Odds are you or someone else will get you to the hospital where they will remove the bb and leave you with brain damage for the rest of your life.

Go to wallmart.. buy some 12 gauge birdshot, then go to lowes and get shit to make this :http://mindtomachine.blogspot.com/2014/08/12-gauge-pipe-shotgun.html

>>689636566
You stupid fucking kid. Everyone who jumps off the Golden Gate bridge to kill themselves and survives reports realizing they shouldn't have jumped in the middle of their jump. They realzie that their problems can be fixed. So can yours. I wanted to die anon and then I came very close to dying. You regret it when confronted with death. Don't be a pussy.

>>689636845
Well, then I'll make sure not to jump off the golden gate bridge.

>>689633744
Don't listen to these idiots, you absolutely can kill yourself using this gun, just take it into a convenience store, take some hostages and wait for the cops to show up and then charge at them. If you're lucky the cashier might be packing and blow your head off

>>689636845
>survives reports realizing they shouldn't have jumped in the middle of their jump

two things. 1) the human brain will cut off all logical thought in the face of immenint death.
2) confusing result with causation. People who jump of the Golden Gate and change their mind are the only ones who will survive.. when they change their minds they straighten out and slip through the water. Those who don't hit head on with 0% chance of survival.

OP what's happening 2moro?

>>689637086
NO
do not do this. That gun is pretty obviously a bb. if they call that in .. the cops will surrround the place and just taze you.. sending you to jail.. Better to call them yourself... say there is a guy with a rifle shooting people.. and when they pull up and get out.. quickly jump out of the bushes and aim it at them.

>>689637135
That's a lot of speculation. Killing yourself also isn't a logical action in the first place. Any problem can be fixed or worked on and everyone has problems.

>>689637049
That's not the point you drama queen.

>>689637175
This please

>>689637338
true dat

>>689637338
I don't think cops check to make sure. If you charge at an officer with a gun-shaped object you're gonna get shot at. There was that video of the kid who made a finger gun and the cop just blew him away in like half a second.

>>689637502
I know, but I don't agree with you

>>689637175
Not going into too much detail in case it works out, tomorrow essentially determines if I'm homeless, fired, and disowned, or if I get the chance to live a life.

>>689637343
You obviously have never had one of those kind of problems if you believe that is the case.

it's usually not one thing.. it's the compounding of many things that simultaneously prevent you from solving the others... essentially trapping you. As time goes by, it gets harder. Once the effort required for your possible solutions becomes to great along with the risk of failure, the statistics will say "it is overwhelmingly likely that nothing will improve" and if the small odds of success are trumped by the pain of surviving.. death becomes the effective option.

>>689633744
Just get a single shot shotgun. It'll cost you under a hundred and it'll work the first time. Get some tarp though it might get messy.

>>689637175
Yeah OP, talk to us. Maybe we can help.

>>689637343
Who says suicide can't be logical?

You just don't understand modular logic, anon.

>>689638074
>>689637866
Dumb fag

>>689637866
>>I don't think cops check to make sure. If you charge at an officer with a gun-shaped object you're gonna get shot at. There was that video of the kid who made a finger gun and the cop just blew him away in like half a second.

>pretty obviously a bb. if they call that in .. the cops will surrround the place and just taze you

If they don't say it's a bb, then yeah.. the cops will blow you away. However I have heard of cases where people use BB guns.. the person who call's 911 confirms this.. the cops will try to observe first.. and if they note that it is a fake, they will take non-lethal measures. Suicide by cop is very common and if it's obvious, they won't kill you.

>>689637866
Don't take the easy way out, man. Tough it out and you can look back on this sometime and realize how stupid of an idea it was.

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>>689635989
Killing yourself is so selfish don't be an idiot op. You might as well stick a gun to your mother or fathers head if you are going to kill yourself.

How old are you OP?

>>689637991
OP here, yep
>>689638049
yeah, that DIY-shotgun looked promising. If I can't build that it'll be suicide by cop.
>>689638182
ok
>>689638267
Yeah, if I call it in myself, "I'm holding hostages at *address*" and then run outside weilding a fairly realistic looking gun, they should shoot
>>689638294
that was my thought process about 4 years ago, steadily declined since then. This is my last chance.

>>689638182
Wow, literally like 40 seconds late. Shit doesn't auto update on my phone, fuck off you autist piece of shit

>>689638517
How old are you OP?

>>689638568
Clearly im the autist by the fag who can't read or scroll up funny concept huh

>>689638517
yup.. say someone was shooting. Don't do 'hostages' because when that happens police try to assess the situation before rushing in.. giving them a chance to identify that you are lying. Call in.. say it's an active shooter.. bang some wood blocks together really hard over the phone.

>>689638798
Wasn't posted while I was typing, retard

However OP, i would suggest what I plan on doing..

just gonna take some illegal roids. Get swole and hot or die trying. At least i can say i made an effort.

>>689639105
Hey that's what I'm doing right now! If I want to die anyway I might as well fll the biggest coffin I can.

>>689638267
In which case, put some black electrical tape on the end of the gun. When I was 17, a buddy of mine had some extremely realistic looking air-soft guns. We had about 7 cops cars and two tactical units.. they rushed out and had rifles aimed at us. We were dumb.. shooting at cars and such. Long story short, you can easily get blown away by cops. Just take the orange tip and make it black. We were lucky cuz we saw the person who called on us, so we threw the guns in a bush at my friends house.

>>689638346
Wouldn't it be more selfish for them to want their child to live a life of suffering just so they don't have to deal with the temporary pain of losing a loved one?
Wouldn't it be selfish for them to force someone to live in their own prison for all their life just so you can know they are still alive?

I made this clear to my parents. They understand now. I'm not afraid of that anymore.

>>689633744
The entire point of a pellet gun is that it's next to impossible to kill a person with it. You'd be better off trying to shove the barrel in your ear.

>>689638049
If i take the shotgun route, I will go out into a ditch or pond or park or something. I don't want to have people have to clean up a rotting body and I don't want to depreciate the value of my house for the people who will inherit it.

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>>689636845
>I wanted to die anon and then I came very close to dying. You regret it when confronted with death. Don't be a pussy.

Get a fucking load of this guy! You couldn't even kill yourself, hahahahahahaha!!? You know what's worse than dying? Living like a beta pussy cucklord your whole life.

ITT: people who have never had to live in darkness telling tired people who are stuck in it how they think they can get out.

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>>689639891
You definitely need to kill yourself too bro.

>>689639800
This is the entire premise behind suicide.. however humans will fear and avert death .. even if it is our ownly choice to end the pain.

People who kill themselves are no more afraid to die then those who don't.. they just have things far worse to fear.. making death the more palatable option.

>>689640113
I will. Don't you worry. Just gonna try to enjoy what i can for the next year-ish

hey op sad things happen but youre just thinking about it too hard.

make yourself some really good food, get high or drunk, jerk off a lot, play jokes on random people. that's usually helps me haha

GL

>>689640136
So I'm not wrong. I know this much, dude.

Why not just buy a razor blade and go to town? Sure it'll hurt but if life is such endless pain surely you can stand a little more to end it all?

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>>689640226
Why wait? Why suffer dude? Do it now. Make with great haste and make noose comrade.

>>689640353
For him it seems that the pains in life were overridden by the positives.. or there was reason to acquire and use a form of legitimate hope.
good for him.
He is being idiotic in his assumption that all others have the same set of circumstances.

>>689640541
Loose ends.. haven't run out of hope-points yet. I figure i will eventually, I can be apathetic for only so long. It's falling away.

also fuck a noose.. that's gotta be the worst way to go.

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>>689633744

Just jump off a high place

Ok attention whore OP I'll feed the troll, what happens tomorrow?

>>689640899
Actually a properly measured and tied noose is very humane and efficient. It should snap your neck

Come on dude, don't kill yourself. Things will get better, and I'm sure there are people that care about you too. There's help out there man, you just need to look.

At least TRY being an alcoholic or getting addicted to opiates before you go straight to the suicide route.

>>689640352
Seconded

>>689641607
100% this. Gotta try heroin at least once OP

>>689633744
cunt

probably not without a pellet designed for penetration or at least shooting through the soft spot in the back of the roof of your mouth

but seriously, don't be a cunt. I tell you this information only because if you fuck it up, you'll be far worse off than just being dead. consider that.

>>689633744
a shot gun is like 200 bucks dude

>>689641403
Cmon OP what's so great about tomorrow that's gonna save you?

>>689642049
l'm going to propose to my girlfriend.

>>689641512
breaking your neck does not kill you instantly. You are a live for a pretty long while.. you will still be strangled slowly... the only difference is you won't be able to move.

shotgun up through the mouth is the best way.

>>689633744
That particular air rifle would totally kill you OP.
They sell pretty nasty rounds at walmart, ballistic tipped.

>>689642282
If you break it correctly its gonna be pretty fast. If you're going to use a shotgun don't put it in your mouth it's going to kick back and shatter your teeth as it tears part of your head off

>>689642282
[citation needed]

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>>689634553
Don't do that, that's a terrifying death.. chances are you live in a podunk town and all the cops know you and won't kill you because you have a pellet gun.. don't be a fucking retard you teenager

My wife and her friend falsified a police report and told them I wanted suicide by cop. My wife knows I am terrified of cops and thought I would freak out and get killed. If I am dead she can continue on with her citezenship with no problem and have all of my money.. 2 weeks ago

She stole my cat, my fucking baby cat who loves me and hates her

TF are you crying about that you wanna shoot yourself with a fucking bb gun?

Man the fuck up bro

>>689635989
well then go away on a plane to vegas and spend all the money you can get on drugs and hookers.

>>689642249
Lol you're a piece of shit. She gets punished with guilt forever if she says no and if she says yes she's stuck with some mentally unstable cuck. Do the right thing and kys now

>>689642249
You seriously gonna let your life depend on that OP? Mannnn, don't do it. You can get past that, it's trivial.

>>689642866
Why do you care if she is punished with guilt? If she says no to me she is a fucking slut.

>>689642702
Oh, yeah I got taken down by the fucking swat team while I had friends over.. 6 ar-15s trained on my face.. that I saw

Directly outside of my door in front of all of my neighbors and friends

>>689643096
Saying no to you doesn't make her a slut. You sound young as shit maybe she's not ready for something like that, or maybe she realizes youre mentally unstable and unfit for long term, or that she doesn't wanna breed with a mental retard. If she's a slut for saying no it's because she's already a slut for a reason and you shouldn't propose. Tldr you're clearly retarded don't put it off any longer

>>689643096
OP you're pretty far gone. You should speak to a professional of some sort.

>>689633744
Shoot into ear, it will definitely hit your brain stem

>>689642581
https://writersforensicsblog.wordpress.com/2011/03/31/question-and-answer-what-happens-when-someone-is-hanged/

>>689642524
With a shotgun your limbic brain, sensory systems, and information sorting functions will be completely vaporized before recoil even makes the gun move. The shockwave will quickly destroy all cognitive processes by the time the gun even touches your teeth.


you break your neck.. depending on where you break it and what you break.. it could be 1-3 minutes before you die.. Could sever an artery.. about 1 minute until death.. could just severe the connection for breathing and you slowly suffocate. You might even get a partial and just be stuck there for hours or days unable to move.

>>689644003
See>>689643765
This anon knows how to do it with a bb gun. Your argument is as invalid as OP would be after that earshot lolol

>>689644003
l'd rather hang myself than look like a spent firecracker after l die. That's humilliating.

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>>689644491
Here you go

>>689644465
small low velocity projectiles don't create the cavitation necessary to cause wide-spread tissue destruction. Hell... a .22LR to the temple is unlikely to cause instant death.

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This will help you

>>689633744
yes your crosman can kill you. just go point it at a cop and the rest will work itself out....

>>689644895
Yeah I was making an "invalid" joke... like a vegetable. I know a bb to the eardrum isnt gonna kill you