YLYL: ORLANDO SHOOTING EDITION
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YLYL: ORLANDO SHOOTING EDITION
>>689618782
this is legit the only banana one I've ever chuckled at
join kik group #.omarmateen
with the dot
>>689618928
I laughed at one where the banana was using an ironing board. Gotta keep that peel looking fresh I suppose.
>>689618359
ahh thanks /b/, finally a break from this non-stop SJW whine fest.
>>689618928
Thanks Lori
Being a bit real here, I'm a fag who's local gay bar was just threatened with an "orlando-style" attack.
So please, I need your orlando jokes to deal with this right now.
Here's one
A muslim walks into a bar. The bartender asks "waddya want". Muslim says "shots for everyone!"
>>689619684
good one
someone posted this song and damn it all I thought it was clever wherever it originated from
>>689618359
I think this makes sense
http://www.crakrevenue.com/?referer=1092669
>>689618782
my god it happened, wtf /b/ i hate you so fucking much
>>689620031
Ehehehe thanks
I'm gonna be singing that chorus to myself.
>>689618782
fuck. got me. time to eat a bullet.
Is there any leaked videos of this attack yet?
>>689620259
KEK
>>689618359
Where's the pic of the guy sucking his own dick in pulse 5 mins before the attack?
>>689620546
There won't be
You would think in a gay club a ton of people would get footage in 2016 where everyone has a s6 or 6s
I smell bs
>>689621556
Great job, nigga. Now the Bilderberg Group gonna shut down this bread.
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>>689621970
Fresh OC
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>>689623571
Newfag detected.
Imply something about him.
>>689618782
You motherfucker! And I'm also drunk, so thank you, you bastard.
>>689623684
Shamefag detected
>>689619133
Omar "The Gay Killing" Mateen
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>>689619684
Should name the club No Pulse
>>689618359
OW THE EDGE
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>>689622592
Ahahahahahaha that's brilliant.
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>>689626643
I'm killing myself
Hi banana /b/ros!
Truly, this thread is an abortion.
>>689626309
Fuck off faggot holy shit. Why are you even here?
>>689618359
Wrong in so many levels. JUST.
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>>689619214
But the pic makes no sense. No russian was for a falseflag operation, so everyone would think they are usa soliders.
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>>689622592
wheres the video of this
>>689622592
Did this legitimately happen there and the same night of the attack? If so top fucking kek
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>>689628793
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>689628081
No russian was for a falseflag operation, so everyone would think they are usa soliders.
>>689629070
No, the girl who posted the original tweet later said it was fake
>>689619133
this nigger stole this from infinitechan's pol
>>689629249
Disappointing.
>>689619133
My fucking sides man.
