>>689618032
Honestly no. But thank you. Sometimes I get insecure about my dick, just shy of five inches. But then I come on here and get reminded that people like you exist.

You probably won't make any girls happy, but you make me happy. Based OP.

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>>689618032
Meh some bitches are into it, this is the internet I'm sure you can find some.

>>689618253
This. Thank you so much for making me feel better about myself OP

>>689618032
It might not be too late to go transgender. Become a woman get big fake tits and try to hook up with lesbians.

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No reason bro, have the same dick like you i want to die.

>>689618032
save money and get a nice big one build

>>689618032
post a hard pic why do you idiots always post a flaccid pic

>>689618524
Dylan?

>>689618032
You already seem to be living without a penis.

Unles you justify your existence through many secs. no, there's no reason to off yourself.

>>689618448
Seems foolproof to me.

>>689618253
Shit we on the same boat haha i love life

Honestly no bro, your DNA shouldn't be passed on, but if you get fit and pretty you'll be an awesome sissy

That's when you learn to become a master at eating pussy. The size of your dick doesn't affect your ability to eat pussy well, and if you become a true pro at it you can satisfy girls just as much as any other guy

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and im just sitting here with 7in

I feel so much better about my 5.5 inch dick now.

Thanks anon.

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>>689618032

>>689618032
you can take HGH when you have micropenis and get up to a somewhat normal size

>>689618032
Yes.
You could be in the Guinness book of records
" biggest clit in the world "

I'm a successful physician with an 8 inch penis. I sit at home and masturbate anyways because the opportunity cost of dating and sex is not worth the time anyways. Not missing out bro.

>>689618032
Congratulations! It's a clit.

>>689618805
Yeah honestly. I get that "the motion" is worth a lot more than the size. But honestly if you know how to eat pussy and your dick is at least 4 inches. You'll do alright.

There aint shit you can do with a 1 inch dick.

>>689618557
This. It's like you losers want sympathy for your micrococks. I get you've never fucked anyone before but let me let you in on a little secret; cocks are usually hard fucking.

>>689619035
I'm going to assume OP's past 18..would it even work then?

>>689618032

just live a good life understanding that enjoying dominant, masculine sex won't ever be a part of it

if you serve others and try to bring the suffering into gladness then perhaps in the next life you will have a bigger cock

i truly believe this

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>>689618032
lose some mother fucking weight before you worry about the size of your clit

>>689619035
And where do you get that?

>>689618032
Shoop

>>689618253
>You probably won't make any girls happy, but you make me happy.

Neither will you, being happy about this single case which is based completely off of relativity is fucking retarded.

OP won't be there in the room with you when you pull your pants down and disappoint whomever has the misfortune of breeding with you.

>>689618032
become a trap.
really

>>689619476
i believe it will, but only for a clinical micropenis, not like 4 / 5 inches

>>689618253
This. Everytime I come to /b/ I'm reminded that my life is pretty good. Average Dick, cutest GF, good friends, and fit.

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Half hard

>>689619007
Awwwwh, I think it's trying to wave at me!

Hi little guy! :)

>>689619551
IIRC it's not hard to get, check if it's legal where you're from and if not you can get it from body builders' sources. Alternatively you can go to a doctor and show him.

>>689618032
You've still got a tongue and fingers , women luv them more than cock

>>689619614
I wish

>>689619879
but the sheer size it is a turn off

>>689618032
Holy fuck! Time stamp so I know this is real please!!!

>>689619633
You obviously haven't been on here long enough if you think this is a unique post.

Okay, happy was a strong word. More like thankful for what I got.

You seem very aggressive and I'm not going to justify my experience in the bedroom to a butthurt anon. Peace. :)

>>689618032
anyone could easily lose their dick in an accident regardless of their size, at least if you have a small dick it wouldn't be much of a loss.

>>689620000
>>689620000
>>689620000
Fucking quads

>>689620024
Okay manlet

I feel so much better about my 7 inch dick now.

Thanks anon.

>>689618032
Yes, you need to covibce yourself there is, so that the only existence you have will be bearable. Human mind is useless without goals

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>>689620000
"Oh my quads!"

>>689620000
you got quads, make a wish

become a roman painting.

>>689620000
Quads have spoken, time stamp op

>>689618557
>has micro penis

>>689618032
ok, disregard the micro dick for a second. Do guys actually manscape and shave their crotch hair, while leaving their legs hairy? Why? For what purpose????

>>689620305
OP got a bigger dick :(

Are you fat and ugly too anon? If there is a God he fucking owes you one.

Gonna think of you when I jerk off later. (No homo)

>>689618524
well post it already

>>689618032
If your sole reason for living is sex, then no. If not, then that's fine (well...you will still always have a half inch dick, but yeah)

Stamp

>>689620410
Cuz chicks don't put their mouth on my legs??

I shave pits, chest, crotch and butthole and that is what chicks prefer.

>>689620184
tryin too hard bud.

Wtf

Kill yourself

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>>689618032
At least you are white...

>>689618032
Lose the gunt and it will look bigger.

>>689620421
Let's all think of OP when we jerk off later.

Let's do him a solid.

He deserves it.

>>689619732
holy fucking lol it looks like half of mine when its flacid

>>689618032
Holy shit op that's great
Best thing to do is save money get lipo and a pair of nice fake Tits and become a sis. Learn to cum from your ass

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>>689620775
erected pls

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>>689620786
you're not, nigger

>>689618032
Hey dont feel bad! You're
>Ahead
Everyone else!

Well OP, i guess its time for you to get into priesthood.

>>689618032
you can always forget about sex and women and get a job that requires a lot of your time and do your best to climb the ladder of success

you will not have an actual social life but hey at least you will have money that you can later use to get a decent dick

>>689620648
holy shit the new generation of guys are fucking retarded. No wonder the world is going to hell.

My rule to manscaping is to leave it looking untouched, while getting rid of the worst growth. But then again, im not a fag.

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>>689618032
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>689618032
Let's see it engorged.

>>689620987
Cringe meme thogh

>>689620928
It's actually smaller than some clits https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=average%20length%20of%20clit

>>689620803
you forgot the no homo bro or did you meant in a homo way?

>>689621249
wat

Literally the size of a clit

>>689620343
>doesn't know what a micro penis is

>>689621111
another quads

>>689621653
nano-dick

>>689620184
God damn. I can tell people in real life don't like you much either

>>689621249
WHAT IN HELL?
Junk is upside down?

>>689620648
Yup this. My gf at least doesn't like hair in her mouth. I do try to do a nice fade to my leg hair, so it's not just a full stop, and fortunately my leg hair isn't too thick.

>>689621441
Oh damn.

>no homo

I guess I'm a fag now.

>double no homo

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>yfw OP can't fuck this degenerate whore

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>>689621249

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Also, only one testicle.

>>689620193

i got 7.2 bro feel good were way above average and in the golden zone, pass on that dna brother fuck the betas

>>689622004
Shut the fuck up. Why didn't you mention this before?

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>>689618032
Devote your life to SCIENCE!

>>689622128
Didn't think it was important

>>689622004
:c Go fuck a hooker if not you will kill yourself

>>689622004
lose weight brah. you got fat around your dick taking up an inch

>>689622059

you guys should slap dicks and then kiss

>>689622004
how'd that happen?

>>689622004
REKT

>>689622004
VERY SHORT but not that bad...

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My ball is bigger than my dick

>>689618032

You're a grower, not a shower.

My soft/hard ratio is implausible. Its like a fucking strawberry turned ripe banana.

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here's some company for your misery>>689622004

>>689622363
Parents are cousins

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>>689622505

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>>689622416
>not a shower

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kek

>>689620184
calm down

>>689619007
That's a pretty normal looking dick

>>689622406
you probably didnt get enough hormones because of the missing testicle. now your dicks small. take steroids

Don't ever pass that dna, you'll ruin lives

>>689622741
Wrong thread

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>>689622551
>Parents are cousins

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Stuck with 14.1 cms :(

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>>689618032
No one sees that big ass in-grown hair? I know op can't, cuz gut, but damn guys...it's almost as big as peen

>>689622551
Are you fucking kidding me

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>>689622692

man did i fuck that one up or what?

>>689618032
That's what happens when you get so fat your gut swallows up your dick.

>>689619732
looks like mine soft, can u post more?

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>>689622983
This one?

>>689618032
OP I just have to wonder what is your personality like? Are you an asshole? Basically I want to know if you act like your dick is small.
Do you get angry easily

>>689622900
Holy shit, I'm out...

>>689623052
No :( being arab sucks

>>689618032
how big is your truck op?

>>689623311
pull that mother fucker

>>689621249
what am i looking at

>>689623311
Why even bother shaving yer pubic hair? Join a brotherhood of monks, OP.

>>689622931
That's one ugly pecker

>>689623325
I'm not insecure about it.

>>689622931
Would you let a guy suck it??

>>689621934
that bitch is gross. i wouldnt fuck any whore with a tattoo that dumb on her ass

>>689623662
Have you been with a woman?

>>689623311
Yep. It's right fucking there...pull that shit out

>>689622004
Fat guys are pretty hot. Would definitely
blow. Queer here.

>>689623311
Did they circumcise your tiny pee pee?

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>>689620962
so fuckin colorful *_*

can you pls pop that black head op

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>>689623487

>>689622004
i have one testicle but thats because of cancer. not because im inbred

>>689623830
I have. We didn't have sex bc I didn't get past her lips. I'd say I'm pretty charming and funny, I kinda have to be.

>>689623662
Tbh it would be a lot of fun to jack off with you. Do you shoot big loads??? That more than makes up for a small cock.

>>689618524
this is brilliant
tell this boy at school tomorrow that half of india now knows his shame

>>689619349
More likely obese cave dweller in mothers basement with a 3 inch dick.

>>689624226
Well I have one ball that barely produces, so no I don't blow big loads or even most the time any load. I like it bc it's not messy, also boners are no big deal

>>689621934
Source?

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>>689618032
That giant ingrown hair is almost big as your dick. Pop that shit

>>689618032
Dude I don't get it some days my dick is this big, other days that fucker sits at like 5 soft 7-8 hard.

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>>689624098

Squeeze that fucking blackhead out of your pubes. Holy fuck. That thing looks deeeeeep

>>689618524
Does every fuckboi has a little wiener then? Not even new

>>689624754
It's been there for a while, I don't know what to do with it

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>>689618032

POP THAT FUCKING BLACKHEAD ON VIDEO OMFG PLZ THAT SHIT WOULD BE SO SATISFYING

>>689623662
How many girls have seen it?

>>689624524
rubiraye

>>689618909
Of course you do

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>>689624908

This

>tfw 7" dick but ugly fucker so rarely get to use it.

Love their faces when they do see it though. Like they expect it to be tiny.

>>689618032
In all honesty, I doubt it. You can try to use it as motivation to put all people aside and work hard to get rich, and when you're rich you just pick the hottest chick you can and do your thing. Perhaps in the future there will be some sort of enlargement surgery that works. I couldn't live with not satisfying a woman, but maybe you can, depends forom person to person, ifyou manage to get yourself a 'selfish' mindset

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>>689618032
This chicks clit is bigger than your dick but hey if you can get off don't worry about it.

>>689624212
So did she see it? Reaction?

>>689625026
Umm. Pretty hot actually. Nice purple head. Size isn't everything. I'd worship that cock.

>>689625026
wut how do you jerk off

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>>689625219

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I would just become a bitch. That's what I did. I have an itty bitty clit dick and I learned to love getting fucked in the ass. I love it!! (Not kidding!)

>>689624885
You can see some of the curled hair is out of the skin. Get a needle or something pointy and dig out the rest. It's so exposed that you may even just be able to grab it with a tweezer.

Do it nigger, post pics

>>689618253
Friendly reminder that that really doesn't matter. You're still below average and since guys with even smaller dicks are likely to never dare to fuck a girl, you'll be the lower end of what any girl has fucked. Kill yourself.

>>689625151
Nobody cares dude. This is a thread about micropenis not about your stories.

>>689624946
thanks fam

>>689625219
Well, I WAS about to eat.

I'll just go and throw up my bowel lining instead.

>>689618032

> Go to Japan
> Have an average sized dick

>>689625351
Show clit

>>689619732

I'd honestly kill myself

>>689625487
Yeah, but like a few others have said, it makes you feel better.

It's called Schadenfreude.

Never posted a pic in a dick thread as it's all just faggots looking, but tempted to post one now just to show off.

>>689618032
This has to be fake.

People like this do not exist.

There's no way.

>>689625225
I mean unless she was closing her eyes

>>689625975
Fuck off normie

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>>689625606
Here it is. The reason I became a male bitch for cock.

Idk if this counts for anything but I am a female and I think your dick is the cutest thing I have ever seen.

Just own it. Instead of worrying about your cock, be smarter than the rest of us and focus on finance or something.

>>689626194
how big is it hard?

>>689624723
sauce?

>>689626199
It counts. I have a reason for the next 10 min

>>689626199
posting tits would make me feel better

>>689626291
About 3 inches.

> Virgins on /b/ that don't know what eating pussy is.
> Just use your mouth OP

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>>689625539
eat this

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>>689619732
Well hey, while you're standing on that chair...

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Id kill myself before anyone in real life saw that tic tac

>>689626194
Since I became a bitch - just getting fucked and not fucking anyone, I no longer worry about my little dick. I call it a clit, and I call my ass a pussy. I get all the sex I want. Fucked by men and pegged by women.

>>689626467
I'm not a virgin, per se.

Damn and I thought my 5-inch dick is small. Thanks for making me feel better OP.

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>>689626812
You will always be a virgin because it's too short to fit in

>>689626194
I can't stop looking at it! ( no homo)

>>689625989
Wat? Like did she laugh or cry or just not react at all? One time I took this chick home and she had the biggest thickest bush I had ever seen. I kept my poker face on but damn it was tough not to be like 'wtf??'

>>689626455
I want to see.

>>689626479
What does the rest of her look like? Kinda want to suck that clit

>>689622931
14.1 cm is average in Europe. Lose some weight and it'll look bigger and be longer. You're losing to your pudge.

>>689623461
No wonder so many of you blow them selfs up, I would be angry to if I had a 1 balled inbred micro dick

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>>689621249
How'd you get the beans above the frank?

>>689627014
We were playing footsies in class, I started to rub her thighs, and b4 she got to mine, I told her I'm small. It took her a while to "find it"

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>>689627097
3 inch clitty

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>>689627201
don't know but i'd eat this one:

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>>689626378

anal acrobates #2

>>689627567
Its kinda cute. I'd lick your clit anyday.

if my dick was that small i'd be the richest or smartest mother fucker ever

if you're not trying to get laid you can literally devote 100% of your time to things that actually progress your life

sex is great and all but honestly you can do so much shit that could make life worth living as far as traveling, helping others, racing, etc. youre still young so focus on something productive

if you are really obsessed with sex that much just remember if youre successful and accomplished you can probably still get some pretty attractive girls to suck on that thing. and if not for free, you can pay them to

so get over it seriously

>>689627567
Clits dont have balls faggot

>>689623311
That's called a dilated Pore of Winer. You can probably dig it out with a small scalpel. Might fill back up again though.

>>689621249
What the hell

>>689622505
-1 inches. That's neat.

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>>689622900
LITTLE BIT OF CHOCCY LADS

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Mfw OP can't even be a faggot.

There wouldn't be a reason to live even if you had a large penis

>>689627694
MMMMM thank you. I'm used to servicing others, but it always feel good to have a warm tongue on my clitty. :-)

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>>689622505

>>689620648
What the fuck is she doing around your asshole anyway? Shaving pits is gay, sorry to say.

>>689627789
True, but since I'm a bitch for men, I call it a clit. :-)

>>689627565
Ok thanks anon. I wish you the best. More to life than this stuff and it seems you get that. Good on you.

Question for other anons: I always get a boner like really fast. I will get one just dancing with a chick. I have never had a girl touch my dick 'soft' before. Thought it was just being young but I am 34 and STILL get hard as a coffin nail at even a hint of sexual contact.

Anyone else??

Holy shit, OP. That must suck. I have a larger than average dick, but

I'm a 28 year old virgin, so I might as well be in your situation, honestly.

>>689621934
He shouldn't want to

>>689627861
Guarantee there is a hair in that "dialated blackhead" hole nigger. You can see the fucker, and the light reflection off of it.

Go back and study harder wanna-be medfag

>>689622406
This is what mine looks like soft and it's just a bit over 6" hard

>>689628264
Pits is a must because I work out a lot and hair traps odor.

Butthole is more for me cuz I don't get shit stuck in there. You ever wiped hard and like pulled hair out?? Ouch.

>>689628208
every clit needs some tongue and mouth love. besides it would be interesting to see how long you last.

>>689628722
Same here. Grower not show-er. One chick I fucked mentioned how when she saw my dick before we fucked she disappointed but once it got hard she said her frown turned upside down.

>>689628264
Not anon, but having a chick lick your asshole is under rated. Ass licked while titty fucking is my fav. Try it sometime. "No homo" or some shit.

Arm pit shaving is gay though.

>>689618032
Loose weight and get a sex change, then develop the taste for cock. )

Out of interest, when did you guys stop growing? I reached my full size of just under 8' when I was 15/16.

>>689629303
:

>>689628910
I wouldn't last long. :-)
I typically jack off my clitty at the end of a day of servicing many studs.

>>689629444
I think I stopped at about 9 to be honest. I compared it to my cousin's. He grew and mine never did.

>>689628730
>Mfw I originally questioned the asshole shaving but that visual aid is making me consider it

>>689628730
I never shave my pits and workout too without stench. Anti-perspirant every other day, and deodorant every day...

Also shower

>>689629554
It would still be nice to taste it.

>>689629444
Op here, I guess before puberty technically

>>689621983
This reaction face to this particular post cracked me up like nothing has done today. Congratulations.

>>689629554
Stop calling it a clitty. It's making me feel icky.

>>689618032
pull out that ingrown hair, before you go. Post pics.

>>689627564
KEK

>>689619551
Napsgear, darkweb, where ever folks buy steroids

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>>689621249

WAT

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>>689622505

>>689618032
Lose some weight, mate

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>>689629842
Thank you. :-)
When you have a little clit, you can still be of use sexually. Like here, where I am getting pounded by an 11 inch BBC. :_)

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Anteater dick reporting in

>>689622931
>14.1 cms
>14.1
>.1

Dude. Srsly, dude. This is 1/25th of an inch.

>>689629894
I got no tweezers plus I tried pulling it out a while ago

>>689629844
Did anyone notice it ever? Did you get the piss taken out of you for having a small dick?

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>>689624885
Pull it out with tweezers and post pics God damnt. That ingrown hair has gotta go. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>689629876
Dicklet? Pacifier? Tee tee? Tinkle? Wee wee?

if i have a 3 inch flaccid 4.5-5 inch erect penis would it still be a turn off?

>>689619702
(E: None of the above)

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>>689630343
>Pull it out with tweezers

>>689630343

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