ITT: Poorly describe video games thread No. Bumfuck
> Alien
> Blow peoples heads up
> Tractor Beam on Cows
>>689612875
Destroy all humans
>>689612875
Destroy all Humans, best game ever made
>fuck up everything with a mall cart
>>689612875
>Get gun
>Trapped
>shit.jpg
>Fuck shit up
>>689613097
Dead Rising 2?
> can't shoot ground
> die if your men
>>689613084
>>689613058
Winrar!
> You are Jack Black
> RTS that pretends to be an RPG
> Shit game but you love it anyway
>>689612875
>Scientest
>Asshole penetrated by lasers or some shit
>Cause the next fucking alien revolution
> Cartoony
> Bad guys with hockey masks
> Beatsy bad guy music
>>689613267
BrĂ¼tal legend
>>689613267
Brutal Legend
>>689613267
Brutal Legend
Not guessed last thread, now with additional hint.
>"Lets go to the crystals"
>Sequal sucked ass
>"The fuel hungers"
>>689613267
>you are Jack Black
obviously Brutal Legend, there's only that one game where you play as Jack Black
>spawn in
>birthdaysuit
>run to huge metal house
>some on comes out
>"Hello sir! I notice you have a nice house, and clothes, I'm not a threat to you, and I was wondering if I could have some water possibly?"
>Shoots me with a pump shotgun in the face while screaming "The jews did it!"
>>689613331
Harry Potter
>>689612875
>Early Access : The Game
i will give you my rarest pepe if you get this one
>>689613331
Another world
>>689613331
Half Life?
Destroy all humans.
>Guy who never speaks makes many new friends who all want him to kill people for them.
>>689613510
>>689613490
nope, if you get this you get MY rarest pepe
>>689613494
Dayz?
>>689613447
>>689613416
>>689613401
>>689613381
Winrar
> You start of alone
> No-one in this village wishes to join your party
> Sea Raiders ruin everything
>>689613526
WinrAR
>>689613600
GTA 3
>>689612875
Destroy All Humans. Try harder, faggot.
> Be middle schooler
> Be dyslexic
> Have friend who always wears a rasta cap
> Kill your math teacher
> History teacher is a horse
> And your friend is a goat
>drop from sky into mass of characters you never care for
>ending is 2 choices
>>689613616
kudos
>>689613343
Borderlands?
>People say its hard
>It's actually pretty easy
>Even the pvp is easy
>The second game shouldn't exist
Actually hit them with your hand
>>689613097
Rabbids to the moon
>You die I get paid
>More cash surrounding this game
>It's crazy, I get more money
>By killing these fools
>Now ain't that funny?
>>689613815
Dark souls?
>>689613815
Dark Souls
>>689613494
Arms 3?
>>689613802
Yes sir.
>you ARE the TIME
>be me
>be a italian jew
>magic mushrooms
>>689613949
hint : red and white
>>689613949
Super Hot
>>689613875
Mad World
>>689613480
Rust?
>peacefur chinese isre w/ peacefur animar virrages
>niggers invade
>you go on an adventure to kill the nigger king
>weee I can spin mah sword
>also stalker merchant
>>689613982
Metroid
>>689613982
Super Mario
>>689613982
Sooper muhreew brhuthers
>>689613875
wutang
>>689613431
Nobody?
>"Rockets right here"
Owned by a really small company, then bought by a very shitty large corporation who generally make sports games every year
>>689614084
LOZ
>>689613982
Sonic the Hedgehog
>get yelled at to wake up by some maid
>fighting robots held within cube
>one goes berserk because reasons
>there's a nigger with a mask who's trying to eliminate you
>berserk cube bot grows more powerful
>nigger in mask is actually a good guy
>some fucked up carnival
>merk the super cube bot
>>689614047
Winrar
>>689613875
Pokemon
>>689612875
>shitty headset
>unappreciative bitch
>old fuck
>ayy lmao
Re post so people can see it
> Be middle schooler
> Be dyslexic
> Have friend who always wears a rasta cap
> Kill your math teacher
> History teacher is a horse
> And your friend is a goat
>>689613626
Mount and Blade: Warband
>young kid infiltrating mafia organizations while traveling around the country.
>guy
>killing other guys
>they need to stop making these games
>>689614206
nope
>>689613885
>>689613876
Correct
>YOU CANT WIN
>> crash land on alien planet
>> elf bitch casts healing spell, saves your life
>> elf bitch get captured by globe possessed man
>> save elf bitch and investigate magic globe
>>689613480
Rust, easy
>>689614258
Winrar
> Game for autistic kids
> Named after pretty awesome song
> Fun for about 5 minutes
>Rare pepe kicks a round thing in direction of white rectangle.
>It ends in a draw
>opponents are vikings
>pepe speaks weird spanish
>>689614289
Call of duty: infinite remakes
>>689614289
>>689612875
and the ugly people losers that is ugly as shit and smell like Dog crap like Beyonce
>>689614289
Either GTA or Assasins Creed
>>689614289
CoD
>Agro!
>Agro!
>Agro!
>Agro!
>Agro!
>Agro!
>Agro!
> My face looks like a potato
> Escape the buttrapes
> Go through portal to hell
Pic not related
>Never takes off his helmet
>doesnt afraid of anything
>poor childs
>>689613721
Percy jackson? Wasnt aware of any games
>Dad is a deadbeat
>capitalism the game
>>689614528
sotc
>>689613480
>spawn in
>nothing but rags
>run to huge stone house
>some on comes out
>"Hello sir! I notice you have a nice house, and clothes, I'm not a threat to you, and I was wondering if I could have some water possibly?"
>Makes me become a T-rex's chew toy while screaming "ooga booga ongo bongo!"
>>689614498
Pardon?
>>689614348
XCOM
>>689613431
Crash Bandicoot?
>>689614662
Nice
>>689614027
Mirror's Edge
>>689614348
life
>>689614628
Winrar
>You get a stick
>Then a sword
>You loose sword
>You find a bigger sword that glows
>>689614611
Halo
>got a dusty house
>viscera cleaning simulator
>hump various objects
>>689614899
KEK
>>689614765
Nope, final hint:
>Bought by EA, who fucked up all follow-up games.
>You basically spam units or rush to win