>>689611733
cuz I got dubs

>>689611733
im not in jail

I can shoot up a school and they'll call me troubled.

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>>689611922
WITNESSED

>>689611733
I season all my food with water

>>689611922
checked
>>689611999
whaz hapaninnnn ?!?!

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>>689611999
>>689611922
>>689611733

>>689612027
>>689612308
oh niga, youz black !

I never interrupt cellphone videos of niggress women fighting in the parking lot of IHOP by showing my face and yelling DOWNLOAD MY MIX TAPE

I like snow and cold weather.

I go places by myself, I don't need 5 people around me to go anywhere

>>689611733
I have a good job in which i make 2 times median household income.

I've worked multiple jobs and never been fired. Also I know my father

a police officer hasn't shot me

I fully accept responsibility for the things Ive done wrong, and know that it is caused by issues within myself, and is not due to the treatment of others.

I like my stock rims.

>>689611733
>>689611922
>>689611999
the white is strong with this one

I don't have HIV

I am a man and take care of my child.

>>689612926
Op said white. Not white male.
dick

>>689612926

I said white, not a cuck.

I don't have chains hanging around my neck.

>>689611733
i put mayo on my sandwiches

>>689611733
Is.... is that Lucas?

I drink cognac and armangac not because it's expensive, but because I actually like it. In a glass. Warmed. (Generally cognac that isn't hennessey, martin, or courvosier)

played little league and soccer when i was child. i'm on this site

>>689611733
I just drank Redd's Green Apple Ale.

I never held a gun.

>>689611733
I have a job and go on 4chan sometimes

>>689611733
I coded the browser I'm using to read this retarded thread.

Back to your box, stormfags.

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I know were to send my Dad a Father's Day card and it's not a prison address .

>>689612027
You could've just gone with:
"I'd shoot up a school."

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>>689613433
Which Lucas?

Also, checked.

I don't have a lingering funky smell in everyday life.

>>689611733
I have a son, and he knows who I am.

>>689613636
You should github that shit. Make a non-shit browser.

i wear crocs

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>>689611733

My FB profile pic

i like alt-j

>>689612938
Nigger culture values some seriously stupid shit.

Hummus is delicious.

>>689613751
Lucas from Odd Future.

I went to college for something other than basketball or music recording

I'm gluten free.
Vegetarian.
I know both of my parents and we get along.
I'm very even tempered, it is difficult for me to get angry.
I have an IQ of 130.
I pay all of my bills on time.
I'm in my twenties and I haven't had any children as of yet.

I shower regularly. I love coffee. I have lots of debt, but a good credit score. My parents are pleasant and supportive. I did well in school without trying that hard. I watch anime that isn't dragonball z. I don't keep a lot of sweets around, so i don't have diabetes. I work out at a gym that costs $30 a month. I own my home.

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>>689614051
Hmm, he does look somewhat similar in some pics.

But no, that handsome devil is Dennis Johnson, a model known for his All-American Aryan good looks.

I pull out.
I lived with/know my father
I don't wear socks with my sandals
>I don't wear sandals, they're for queers.

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>>689611733

Is it summertime again?
Fuck. Go back to 9gag kids.

I can read.

>>689611733
My parents bought me a car to commute to college and paid for my undergrad tuition.

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>>689613566

I'm not some dirty piece of shit.

I put mayonnaise on everything. Like it was Frank's red hot sauce!!

Can swim, have owned and sailed sailboats.

Got straight A's

>>689611733

I'm having difficulty fighting the urge to fuck my mom or my sister but been with lank trannies ...

I drink unsweetened cranberry juice

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>>689611733
KILL ALL MINORITIES

>>689613192

Ur a white male dick

>>689614372
What about flip flops; I live in a Beach town?

>>689611733
i jerk off to traps

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>>689611733
Because I know where this is

When I hear about "Trader Joe's" I don't think that somebody is a snitch

>>689611733
my parents care about me enough to nag me on occasion, not enough to be harassing and make me suicidal, but still enough to not be effectively abandoned.

>>689611733
This proves it
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0

>>689613452
Cognac. Friggin Frog whiskey

>>689614342
You could still be black.... Did you go to college?

i always order burgers with extra mayonnaise

>>689614372
Pulling out.... you could still end up with babymammas. Is your father in prison? Are you sure you aren't black? What kind of music do you listen to?

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>>689611922

>>689611733

Out of all males, most likely to be gang raped.

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I can swim and got my own bicycle.

I registered my weapons

I just had a bucket of KFC and washed it down with grape soda

>>689611733

Suffering of white fragility more and more.

>>689611733
I´m privileged