>>689609244
Jingle: 800 -588 2300 empire! Today

Stanley steemer gets carpets cleaner

That nigga gay though fr

1-800-222-tips *burrmp

>>689609244
>I have a structured settlement but I need cash now

this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-i7w3tze8

IIIIIII'M Pete Higganbottom. He seems like a cool guy though.

Jewelry is the gift to give, 'cause it's the gift that'll live and live. So give the gift you know can't fail From B.C. Clark's anniversary sale. Most sales are after Christmas But Clark's is just before. 'Most everything is marked way down, Savings you can't ignore At Oklahoma's oldest jewelers, Since 1892. The Christmas wish at B.C Clark's is to keep on pleasing you. So give the gift you know can't fail From B.C. Clark's anniversary sale.

>shane company
In minnetonka at hopkins crossroad, or in Woodbury at I-94 or radio drive. Open weekdays till 8, Saturday and Sunday till 5, online. At shaneco.com

GOTTA GET TO *STAR*
GOTTA GET TO *STAR*
GOTTA GET *TO* *STAR*
GOTTA GET TO *STAR*
GOTTA GET TO *STAR*
GOTTA GET *TO* *STAR*
THEY'RE *DIFF*ERENT
SEE THEM *SHINE*
THEY'RE *DIFF*ERENT
BY DE*SIGN*
DIFFERENT BY DESIGN
GOTTA GET TO *STAR*
GOTTA GET TO *STAR*
*STAR* FURNITURE
DIFFERENT BY *DE**SIGN*
Fucking hated that jingle
Wasn't fun to type out, either.

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>WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN
>WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN
>WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN
>HI IM AL HARRINGTON OF AL HARRINGTON'S WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN EMORIUM AND WAREHOUSE

dude suh

Call the general and save some time.

Another one car dealership commercial in Chicago suburbs. Push it, move it, pull it, tow it to Golf Mill Ford

>>689609244

>. . . we'll also include a mystery surprise that you'll love!

same fucking commercial that also says:

>if lines are busy, try again

Advertising for fucking morons.

>>689611592
YOU KNOW

>>689611592
Forgot to add that dealership commercial is from the 90s. dunno why the fuck it's still stuck in my head

>>689609244
DIAMONDS, THE JEWELRY EXCHANGE.

1-800 SAFEAUTO PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL THE SCREEN 1-800 SAFAUTO
SAFE
SAFE
AUTO

Bleeker stereo and teeveeeeeeeee!

OH OH OH - O'REILLYYYYYYYYYY

auto
parts

>>689609244
The theme song from the murder mystery show Bones.

Make America Great Again

AWW TOWWW ZONE!

>>689609244
ITS MY MONEY
AND I WANT IT NOW!!

amer e can fam ly enshurance

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>>689609527
FUUUUUUUUUCK I CAME HERE TO POST THIS ONE

Alimerka es para todos tu mejor supermercado Ali-Mer-KA!

>>689609244
Call 1-800-STEA-MER Stanley Steamer makes car-pets clean-ER!

I remember just about every overplayed commercial from the early 2000s that was broadcast in Califonia. TFW I might be an autist...

https://youtu.be/L5Ba86h3rUI

EHÉNS

MacBeans

>>689609244
Everyone looooooooooooooves
Marine Land!

>>689609244
JESUUUUS christ bail bonds

>>Now you have a friend in the diamond business. Shane co. On Scottsdale road and Acoma. One mile south of Bell road. Open weekdays til 8 Saturday and Sunday til 5.

I still hear it in my head and I haven't lived in Phoenix for 6 years.

yessssssssssssssssssssss sirrrrrrrrrrr
at another tombbbbbbbbbbbbbbb sirrrrrrrr

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GIVE ME YOP ME MOMMA, YOP, ME MOMMA! GIVE ME YOP ME MOMMA, YOP FOR WHEN THE MORNING COME

>>689613586
I know that feel, I've got the one for Redwood city burned into mine. One day I'm gonna find the bastard who came up with that and shake his had before burning him alive.

"Lets give em back his old dew"
"And while were at it, lets give her back the guy she liked before you"
"Hey, thats the power to turn back time"
Literally playing this shit every 3rd commercial for months. Im fucking loosing my mind
>time warner cable
>get wrecked
Protip:fukn crown and cranberry hitting me hard.
>buzzzzzzzed

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>>689611592
for the best car insurance rates online, go to the general to save some time!

Come on down to the Grass Pad, the Grass Pad's high on graaaaassssss!

I know you fags won't believe me, so youtube it.

>>689609527
"...BURM"

Call the diamond exchange.
Blah blah blah.
Im to drunk to remmeber the rest

CALL 1800 EAST-WEST(all you gotta do is call) 1800 EAST-WEST(oh yeah) 1800 EAST-WEST...

>>689609244
and no one wants to talk to ugly people losers that smel llike crap like Beyonce and is ugly cause is ugly and try to be better then everybody by trying to be better then everybody the ugly way and people only pretend to like ugly people like the aewsome people and the attrative loser people cause ugly and everywhere but the ugly people losers has to be better then the attrative loser people and awesome people the ugly way
even tho the ugly people losers are the ugliest of them all and dont feel bad when act like a scum bag or a selfish warthog
and the ugly people losers smell like crap like Beyonce

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>>689613044
Deal with it.

>>689611215
>THANKS TO A SHIPPING ERROR I AM CURRENTLY OVERSTOCKED ON WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBEMEN

Bump

Watching bride of chucky.
Jennifer tilly
>diamonds
My dick is so hard. Id pump cum in her sweet pussy

> mynamachef
> have you seen the movie chef.
theres also
> how it feels to chew five gum.

>>689614435
and the awesome people and the attrative loser people is miserble cause the ugly people losers has to hurt them the ugly way so the ugly people losers dont look ugly like putting their hurt in pain when the awesome people and attrative people make the ugly people losers look ugly

>>689610123
fuck you i just forgot about this

>And while we're at it, lets buy spicy instead of mild
>And maybe think twice about that second child
THIS COMMERCIAL IS SO FUCKING STUPID

>>689614624
and the ugly people losers are ugly and look ugly when you only put ugly people losers on itunes music top chart so put in a couple of attrative loser people so dont piss people off but i dont get it if alot of people hate the ugly people losers cause ugly like reddit and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and dont want to see the ugly people losers on tv or music then why cant the people get rid of the ugly people losers if noone want to see the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like Dog shit like Beyonce and is ugly as shit

>>689614991
>HEYYY THATS THE POWER TO TURN BACK TIME

>>689613972
>>689614991
Dude, thats the same thing im talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97fFYsMbVvE
i know the lyrics kms

>>689614624
and the ugly people losers are ugly and look ugly when you only put ugly people losers on itunes music top chart so put in a couple of attrative loser people so dont piss people off but i dont get it if alot of people hate the ugly people losers cause ugly like reddit and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and dont want to see the ugly people losers on tv or music then why cant the people get rid of the ugly people losers if noone want to see the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like Dog shit like Beyonce and is ugly as shit
i get it cause the ugly people losers
cursed all the attrative loser people
so the only choice is the ugly people loserse like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog shit like beyonce all day and is ugly as shit
which make the ugly people losers really pathatic and ugly like the ugly moutaion lion guy loser and the ugly guys losers

>>689615230
inb4 gay porn stuck in ur head

>>689615212
I cant tell you how fast i hit the mute button when this comes on

>En un lugar de la Mancha de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme, no ha mucho tiempo que vivía un hidalgo de los de lanza en astillero, adarga antigua, rocín flaco, y galgo corredor.

You /b/ have the brain filled with stupidity.

>London goooooooolllllld. It's. the. BEST.
>Every kiss begins with Kay
>Where you gonna go after the movies? Doghaus. Where you gonna go after the movies? Doghaus. Bring your ticket stub, bring your- bring your ticket stub. DOGHAUS. (restaurant local to my area)

>>689615212
and thats why hes ugly as shit and smell like shit and is ugly and pathatic

>>689610027
>CALL J G WENTWORTH
>877 CASH NOW

>>689615457
>every kiss begins with kay
No it fucking doesnt.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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service and savings, it's woodmans!
better products, better prices, sold by better people because we're employee owned

Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland. und hinter uns kommt Deutschland

Kars for kids and the stupid recycling commercial with the plastic bottle that becomes a comb... Holy fuck I get triggered

>>689609244
This shit won't leave my head
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0

>>689615423
me too

>>689615737
I just want to sleep on a mound of toilet paper.
>wat is soft
>wipes ass with dis shit
>just toilet paper

You can ring my bell ring my bell. You can ring my bell ring my bell. You can ring my bell ring my bell. You can ring my bell ring my bell. You can ring my bell ring my bell. You can ring my bell ring my bell. You can ring my bell ring my bell. You can ring my bell ring my bell. You can ring my bell ring my bell. You can ring my bell ring my bell.

877-241-doo doo doo doo LUNAAAA

this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw3Or6eqIpI
drake part is ok
but jesus fuck future gets so annoying

>>689615849
Turn your kid in for a car
Top kek

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lionel coin bank lionel coin bank save your money save your money

> one day one night
> Saturday's alright
> online's just fine
> nightime anytime
> get your degree
> set yourself free
> national american university.

>>689613865
Fuuuuuuuuuck I'd forgotten about this one and now I can't get it out of my head. Fuck you.

>>689613555
I'm glad I left Ontario for this reason alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNapW88GG6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SJ2c26Cazs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA
"hey guys today im going to show you how to find bigfoot in GTA:SA!!1"

>>689609244
4 3 9 oh oh oh oh pizza nova

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here's to your health, bio bidet every day!

>>689609244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXVNN0VhWoQ

>>689609244
SO YOU HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT BUT YOU NEED CASH NOOOOOW

EVERY KISS BEGINS K

>>689609244
My Kitty Cat Craves Crave!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=403y49r-2jg

Bump
Fuck trap/furry/boxxy cancer threads

>>689616746
CALL J G WENTWORTH
877 CASH NOW

>>689609244
Yeah!!! CALL J.G. WENTWORTH, 877 CASH NOW! 877 CASH NOOOWW!!!

Love that shit! Motherfucking genius!

It's your money, use it when you need it!!!

> better ingredients, better pizza

>>689609244

>I've killed better people than you in Vietnam
>you think you're special?
>let me tell you something anon, you're nothing
>you'll never be anything and you're sure as hell not anything now
>now to go to your room and tell your mom that you need her to save you from your fucking grandfather because your grandfather's about to beat the living shit out of you

>>689616750
Kill urself, and kill that cunt jane seymore or whatever the fuck her name is too

>>689616911
>papa johns

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>>689609244

EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BETTER WHEN IT FUCKING SHIPS FREE...

FUCK THAT UNHOLY ASSHOLE CUNTLICKER PIECE OF SHIT AD!!!

WAYFAIR.COM CAN EAT A BAG OF BABY DICKS!!

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>>689611068
"Now YOU'VE got a friend in the diamond business."

>>689609244
>IT MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

>>689609244
THE READING WRITING HOTLINE
one-three-double-oh-six-triple-fiiiiiiiive-oh-six

>>689616911
Childhood nigger friend got a job there when 16. Sometimes dropped pizza and shit on floor when in rush. Dust off and give to customer.
Kek, they never knew.
Hey honey, whys the pizza gritty>>689616911

>>689609244
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

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>>689609244
LIVING ROOMS BEDROOMS DINNETS
OH YEAH
YOU CAN FIND THEM AT THE MARKET.

>>689609244
Call 736-3636! Not 7 free sex free sex free sex!

And from the same commercial series....

Panzo coommbooo panzo comboooo

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>>689615604

"He must have got it at jareds"
No bitch, he got it at a pawn shop

"ITS THE LEXUS, SEPTEMBER TO REMEMBER"
>rich snobs
Guess what. Its still a motherfucking toyota. Ha, thats right bitchz. Its a toyota with a lexus badge.
Suck muh weiner

>" uhh what are you wearing 'jake from statefarm?"

>YOU DIED
>YOU DIED
>YOU DIED
>YOU DIED

>>689609244
wimpy wimpy wimpy

HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY

>>689617083
Wayfare you got just what I neeeeed

Come see Big Chief Ernie, on Highway 17

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"Baxter!"

Meow-meow-meow-meow
Meow-meow-meow-meow

>>689617971
Lexus is Toyota

Cadillac is Chevrolet

Lincoln is Ford

Acura is Honda

This isn't some great secret

>NEvar forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE

test pidory

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>I'm the cash man!
>I give you money for your gold!
>OOOHH YYEEAAAHH!

This fucking asshole!

>>689618459
>cadillac is chevrolet
Nice try kid. Cadillac is a subsidiary of General Motors. As well as Chevrolet.
But keep lieing to yourself

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ch ch ch chee yah

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOsLdT4slsk

>>689618876
Inb4 16 yr old snot nose kid logic.
General motors owns chevrolet, buick, cadillac, gmc, opel, holden, and I believe Vauxhall.
Suck muh weiner