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ITT Describe games poorly
>Crashed at sea
>Alien Fish
>Swimming simulator
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>>689583849
Sims 2.
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>>689583849
Give the little kids a few hours. They'll stop the Sims/FIFA b8-fest by then.
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>White dragon and black dragons.
>some magic blue haired dude saved the day.
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>>689583849
Subnautica
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>Meat lump fighting an unborn
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>be cell
>be land animal
>be tribesman
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>>689585116
Super Meat boy
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>>689585131
Spore
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>Some white dudes
>Some black dudes
>Overpowered bitches
>Fight
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>>689585131
Spore
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>be alien hero
>defeat evil
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>Blocks
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>>689583849
I knew it was spore as soon as you said alien fish
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>>689585655
Tetris or Minecraft
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spooky scary fights baggy waggy to save spooky scary town and his waifu
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>>689585474
destroy all humans.
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>car
>on moon
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>>689586163
Shit, its called Little Grim or something right? You play as a little skeleton dude?
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>>689585270
Overwatch?
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>>689586240
No
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>>689586325
nope. here's another hint. slimey wimey weapon.
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>>689585270
Chess
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>>689586053
Actually meant was minecraft.
Tetris would be
>Blocks
>Du dududu, dududu dududu, dudu du, dudu, du du du du
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>>689586344
Nope
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>>689586557
Right
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>fuck off shaun
>heil the brotherhood
>fuck off settlements that need my help
>FUCK OFF SHAUN
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>>689585213
Correct
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>cyka blyat
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>>689586816
CS GO
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>>689586816
metro last light? or sone random russian kid on any online shooter?
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>>689586736
Fallout 4
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>>689583849
Barotrauma.
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>this one need something?
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> China man
> Afraid of ghosts
> Very hungry
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>>689586921
correct
>>689586991
nah, never played metro tho.
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>>689586816
dota
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>>689587178
Also correct xd
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>>689583849
subnautica
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>>689586281
Moonbase alpha?
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>hats
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> Nigger throwing shit
> Trying to escape hobo camp
> Hot ass bitch is the prize
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>>689587308
Think of a kids game.
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>>689583849
>why aren't these hearses picking up the corpses next door
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>You are the chosen one
>Town destroyed
>Help a lot of people
>Stop some evil dudes
>Kill a dragon
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>>689587750
skyrim
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>>689587395
TF2?
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>>689587789
Nope
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>>689586736
Le fallout 4
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>>689587893
Correct
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>it's easy to NOPE out of the "game", especially late in the "game"
>like /d/ and /tg/ having a baby
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>>689586622
you are retarded
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>>689583849
subnautica
7/10 good swim
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>random blocks fall from the sky
>they contain weapons
>people start killing each other
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>>689588726
One of the Worms games?
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>beta fags trying to be heros
>mutant fucking chickens with rockets
>raging bulls
>spooky spooky skeletons
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>make pizza
>buy warehouse
>bribe mayor
>make some more pizza
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>be dead
>fighting people
>fire everywhere
>use blind waifu to level up
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>>689588247
darksouls?
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>>689583849
Subnautica.
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>>689589029
No, but good answer
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>white cop kills nigger
>all hell breaks loose
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>>689589019
Dark Souls 3
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>>689588839
Not worms, but similar.
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>Wash up on shore
>Smash boxes and shit
>Save the bitch
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>>689584159
more like Swims 2
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>>689589727
Crash bandicoot
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>>689589331
Nigga, that's just the game of life.
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>>689583849
>Be Japanese jailbait
>Sister is fucking retarded
>2spoopy 4 me
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>>689589829
Correct
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>>689587750
Fable TLC
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>>689590016
Fatal Frame 2
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>>689589858
lol thats what i was referring to
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>>689590283
Correctomundo
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>>689589727
Crash bandicoot 1
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>Be random ass prisoner
>Fuck off into the wilderness
>Kill anything that breathes
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>>689587112
pacman
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>>689590552
manhunt?
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>Jump and shoot
>Kill robot
>Am now robot
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>be emo ex marine type thing
>electric company fucks up environment
>get squad and fuck em up
>then alien shit kinda?
>long ass sword vs big ass sword
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>fly around to wherever you want to go.
>make friends and enemies
>build home or blow shit up.
>Goal is to be better than nobody around you.
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>collect artifacts and recruit local population to help
>because spaceship broke
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>>689590552
Morrowind
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>>689591107
little easy. FF VII
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>>689588726
Rust?
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Nobody managed to figure my one out

>Kill Russians
>KILL
>KILL
>KILL
>KILL
>KILL
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>>689587408
jump man
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>>689591366
Get out of here STALKER.
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>little girl and curtains
>static
>sneak around building
>avoid monsters
>find pills and ration
>go through mirrors
>meet sketchy but friendly npc's
>kill monsters
>woman dies
>snap out of madness
>cry alot
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>on one side, a lobster
>on the other, noodle hair
>one says theyre your fam but they lyin
> h + samurai code vs old detective movies spelled weird
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>>689590951
Megaman
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>vintage
>just as good as today with mods
>holy shit, all those maps too
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>>689585131
EVE
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>>689589331
parallel universe.exe
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>sneaky
>tactically kill people
>you have 3 green dots in front of your face
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>>689591510
Nope. Would it help if I told oyu it was a furry convention?
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>you n'wah
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>simple melee combat
>clumsy magic and crafting system
>club of bald runners that kill people
>unkillable Panther
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>>689591824
Splinter cell
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>Brake cages
>Kill commies
>Turn into an americuck
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>kirov reporting
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>>689591366
stalker
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>>689591313
Yup
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>niggers terrorizing the human race
>niggers got supernatural powers
>"you got to blow up the niggers"
>beeing friend with nigger kid
>endless unskippable dialogs
>don't listen all dialogs completly by running away
>bad ending
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>>689586281
Moonbase Alpha?
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>>689591921
Yes
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>>689591366
Hotline Miami
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>>689591937
Red alert 3?
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>>689591984
Finally, someone. Correct.
>>
>>689591648

Correct!

How about this one?

>Mom tries to kill
>Escape to hatch
>wtf fetuses poop and worms
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>>689591653
cod 4?
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>>689591964
Metro last light?
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>>689592086
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>>689592085
Isaac
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>>689592085
Isaac
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>>689592047
Ra3 isn't real shh
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>magic phone
>conspiracy!
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>>689591914
Call of D>>689591921
uty:World at War
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>be lil nigga w/physical deformity
>find lil pale girl
>her moms a bitch
>like sends creepy black dudes to kill you n shit
>in a castle
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>>689592120
You got me
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>>689591653
Doom
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>man gets cockteased for miles by negress
>too autistic to say anything about it
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>>689592208
Correcto
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>>689591359
Nope, older than that, and similar to worms as I've said (except 3D). Another hint, you must bring the blocks/boxes to the base and break them to get an item.
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>you can turn back time
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>>689592378
Braid?
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>>689592138
>>689592143

Yeah, it was too easy

>Galaxy adventure
>How do i fuck X
>Somehow nothing matters.
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>>689591653
Fallout 3
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>nes game where firing arrows costs 1 rupee
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>>689587408
Donkey Kong
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>Sit on your computer
>Hack things
>Hack things
>Hack things
>Shit, I killed the guy who was going to uprgrade the computer with satellite missiles
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>>689592481
No
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>>689591513
Anyone?
>>
>>689592378
Life is strange
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>Be 10 or some shit
>Suddenly people expect you to do shit
>Murder hundreds of mind-controlled innocents
>Save planet
>No reward
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>>689592507
Mass effect
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>>689592185
Ico Ico Ico
got my gf to cosplay as Yorda for me
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>>689588247
hint:
>femdom lovers ahoy
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>>689592507
Mass effect
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>being in war
>only solution time traveling
>travel into WWII
>travel into spooky af mansion
>travel into future tokyo
>every story part got its own sidekick
>fucking gud couch coop
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>>689592612
Naw it's older but there are many installments
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>greasy home invader
>kills infant and family
>cleans up house
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>>689592378
A Prince of Persia game?
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>>689592732
Ye
>>
>>689592645
Bingo, and thats kickass
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>>689592378
Tracer from Overwatch
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>>689587408
Far Cry 3?
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>develop feels for young lesbian
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>>689592622
Most obvious one here
come on guys
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>you have a backpack that shoots water
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>>689592967
Anything made by Ubisoft after 2013
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>>689592622
Pokémon
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>>689593069
Brazzers
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>kill rich guy with golf club
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>>689593069
Supermario sunshine
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>>689593076
Kek
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>>689593126
Bioshock
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>>689583849
Subnautica
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>>689593132
Yes
>>689593123
Also yes
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>>689588726
Contra
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>>689583849
don't ally specific alien race
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>be little faggot
>beatin' up guns n roses
>i can into Street Fighters
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>>689593188
that was fast
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>>689585474
halo
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>>689592169
nope
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>Jeb is a green dude who goes in ships
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>>689593093
not quite, but getting closer
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>>689589019
bb?
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>>689593250
Nah
>>
>>689592967
Portal.
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>preform actions
>get results
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>>689592967
Gonna guess its "Life is Strange"
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>>689593375
Bish thats easily one of the most recognizable scenes in video games
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>Press a button
>Kill everyone
>Get a coffee as reward
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playing sports at someone's house
cripple kid is overpowered
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> Be bear
> Sister stolen
> Kill witch
>>
>>689593546
vidya
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>>689593668
hopefully this is a challenge
>>
>>689593707
Mother Russia Simulator 2002
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>>689592162
WAtch underscore dogs
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>>689592700
Nobody?
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>>689593076
>>689593568
>>689593544
I messed up
But I can't give anything else away
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>smash rock on tree
>jump when you see someone but still get raped
>lose EVERYTHING for the FUCKING 500TH TIME!
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>>689592591
Fear or criminal origins
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>gf gets kidnapped by circus animal
>fuck dude im a carpenter what do you want me to do
>goddammit the animals throwin alcohol containers at me
>>
>>689593806
Nope
>>
>>689591249
Pinkmin? Or something lima that
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>>689592700
Timesplitters?
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>>689587750
Dragon Age
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>>689593910
Donkey Kong
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>>689593947
Pikmin
Gg
>>
>>689588247
Corruption of Champions
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>>689592700
umm... a newer wolfenstein game?
>>
>>689587110
Some elder scrolls game? Why is that so familiar
>>
>>689593900
Rust
>>
>>689593979
Yeah
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>>689593904
nah, i'll give a hint, it's pixel art game, but not old.
>>
>>689594098
Nope.
>>
>>689592700
Timesplitters, either 2 or Future Perfect, but 2 didn't have WWII or the haunted mansion and FP didn't have NeoTokyo, I think you're confused nigga
>>
>Latex wearing man
>Beats up crazy people
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>>689593910
St Marie simulator 0?
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>>689594193
Only played the second one
You my nigga though
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>>689594290
GTA
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>>689594216
Fez
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>>689586281
Put put goes to the moon
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>>689591513
Silent Hill 2
>>
>>689594363
No
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>>689593707
Banjo & kazooie? Or something like that
>>
>>689587750
4/5 of those is Dragon's Dogma, but I assume you didn't mean that
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>>689594252
Actually i only played 2
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>>689594141
Correct
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>be omnipotent power
>can build destroy all things instantly
>can cause ground and water to move
>kill innocents for no reason
>inb4 god
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>amnesia
>turns out you're one of the bad guys
>gizkas
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>>689594477
Yep
>>
>>689594533
SimCity?
>>
>remove kebab
>>
>>689594496
Well then what the fuck
>>
>>689594533
Scribblenauts?
>>
> Fanfic: The Fight
> Initial Rumors of Autism
> Sequel caters to autism
> half of characters are shit
>>
>>689594533
Black and White?
Populous?
>>
>>689592567
uplink?
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>>689594691
Anime
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> Fall down hole
> Get betrayed
> Fight a god
> Go home
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>>689586281
Omnibus
>>
payday - guns + retarded friends + faggot colors
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>Lite some weed
>fuck a bitch
>get stabbed
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>edgy entry
>finish the quote
>"Where's that damn ________"
>>
>>689590552
Morrowind
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>>689594612
close
>>689594616
eu4
>>
>>689594533
ISIS: The Flash Game?
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>>689594496
Same. I might download dolphin or a Playstation emulator. These other ones look good
>>
>>689594888
correct
>>
>>689594098
Pretty similar, though.
>desert cameo
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>>689594795
God of War?
>>
>>689594533
Black/white
>>
>cowboy
>Hotline miami
>Hand draw
>>
>>689594050
Ye
>>
>>689595053
Nope. The game is a 16 bit rpg.
>>
>>689594778
no, but it's up there on the autism scale.
>Second game was best game
>gotta catch/ collect/ unlock them all
>>
>Be teenagers
>Solve mysteries
>Fight that giant eyeball
>Perverted bears
>>
>Apocalypse
>Respawning zombie people
>Die a lot
>>
I have more fun here than with some of my friends fuck
>>
>>689594973
Yeah going to do the same... This game was fucking good as far as I remember
>>
>>689595221
I would say Pokémon, but Pokémon is good.
>>
>>689595221
Digimon
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>>689595274
Metro?
>>
>>689591964
What really irks me is that getting the only good ending is frustrating as fuck
>>
>you and 3 other retards are gonna be killed
>somehow all of you learned how to be master mechanics
>killer has severe heart issues
>>
>>689595364
Nope
>>
>>689595274
The Trump presidency
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>>689595328
The multi-player was way ahead of its time
>>
Repost, so people don't have to scroll all over the place to find it.
> Fall down hole
> Get betrayed
> Fight a god
> Go home
>>
>cheeki breeki
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>>689594441
>>689594373
>main character wears respirator
>flares make monsters harmless for a while
>saving bullets is important
>crackers are common food for health
>pills are optional but helpful
>pills turn out to be bad idea in the end if used
>>
>>689595340
pokemon is good, and you're on the right track

>>689595360
knock it off.
>>
>use family shield to go save sister
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