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Hey /b/! Can you watch my milk? I'll be right back!
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>>689583351

S-... sure thing.

...
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yeah sure
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>>689583351
You must be bored to make this thread, run out of fun things to do?
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I really want that milk, guys...
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>>689583762

Should we all split it?
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OH SHIT HOW DID A DOG GET IN
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>>689583847

No! Guys! OP will be mad!
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>>689583859

Ohfuckohfuckohfuck!

guys, what do we do?!
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shit in the cup, he wont notice, trust me.
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>>689583956
JERK OFF IN THE GLASS TO REFILL IT

QUICK!
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>>689584052
Great idea
Quick
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>>689584052

CONTRIBUTING

HURRY, FAGS.
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>>689584147
Throw a pony in there too!
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>>689584302

wat
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O shit waddup
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>>689584273
Ok good, meanwhile show me your "everything's ok, nothing happened" face before OP comes back
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>>689584848
>2016
>using frog memes
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>>689584917
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>>689584917
Here. Is this good enough?
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>>689584917
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>>689584917
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>>689584917
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>>689584917
i did nothing wrong
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>>689584917
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>>689584917
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OK GOOD

NOW SOMEONE TASTE IT
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>>689586732
Not it.
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>>689586732
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>>689586901
my god... genuinely lold
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>>689586901
MODS MODS MODS
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>>689583351
what do you think about me
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>>689586901
Erm, thank you I guess, so what does it taste like?
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>>689587310
I think you're a faggot who's going to ruin what we're trying to do here, OP doesn't need to find out damn it!
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Guys, why is it slighty yellow?
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Chocolate milk is gay
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>>689587448
hm why? i think im preety
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>>689587539

N-no reason OP...
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>>689587310
you have nice eyes and brows anon
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Play it casual until OP returns
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>>689587310

you're a pretty dude
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>>689587398
a bit creamy. a bit sour.... ithink the milk is no longer good.
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>>689587398
like cough medication
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>>689583694
Samefag that bitchs about the same old threads on /b/ and calls it cancer
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>>689587674
It has a weird smell, too
I guess it's just gone bad
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>>689588102
fuck off dude. this milk is the fucking reason why i am lurking since 9 years.
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SHIT GUYS I THINK I HEAR OP

ADD A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR IN THAT GLASS FFS
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>>689584848
sauce
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>>689588285
Should've kept it refrigerated, man. You know what happens with global warming and all.
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>>689588442
9 years nice try use a odd number to try and fool me that your an oldfag a loser trying to impress a loser
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>>689587210
Fuck off
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>>689588710
only milk sry
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>>689588738
Y-yea... What the fuck OP?
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>>689583351
Your milk tasted a little bland.
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>>689588738

*drinks* Still doesn't taste bad, though!

>itt, OP is a faggot, as demonstrated with his unquenchable taste for semen.
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WELL DONE FAGGOT

SHOW ME OP'S FACE WHEN WE TELL HIM WHAT REALLY WAS IN THE GLASS
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>>689587398
It's kinda like, salty milk..
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>>689590021
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>>689590021
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>>689590148
And coins?
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>>689590148
You must have accidentally purchased Salt Milk, that makes sense. Sorry OP, you'll just have to buy a new jug.
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>>689590148
T-THATS CAUSE WE PUT SOME SALT IN IT!! DIDNT WE GUYS???
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>>689590148
>>689590402
Pomf
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>>689590021
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>>689590569

Y-yeah! Yeah, OP! Heh! T-that's all!
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>>689584917
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>>689590569

Why are there chunks in it...
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>>689586901
kek'd
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>>689590896
Because it clearly expired OP! Global warming is a real bitch.
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>>689590896
W-well, your milk began to expire
We just checked the expire date OP
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>>689590896
Large chunks of salt.
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>>689584917
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>>689590148
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>>689591053

Wait a minute... People on /b/ don't accept global warming!

WHAT WAS IN THE GLASS, FAGGOTS?!?
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>>689590021
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>>689591287

OH GOD, OP! DON'T! D^:
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>>689591287
Shit.
Some nigger came in here and started shooting your milk because it was white and trying to enjoy life. Those were bullets.
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>>689591579

WHAT WAS IT, FAGGOT?!?
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>>689591287
Ok,We confess
Tofu milk
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>>689591682
>>689591606

Oh, okay... Bullet ridden-nigger tofu milk. Checks out.
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>>689591682

This. Definitely tofu milk. Yes sir, delicious, nutritious tofu milk.
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>>689591606
This.
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Well, shit guys! I like it! Can you get me some more?
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>>689590338
fuckin kek'd
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>>689592032

W-wait, what?
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>>689591804
Yeah. Yeah he came in screaming something about black lives and Tyrone Johnson or something, all nigger names sound alike to me so I can't remember.
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>>689592080

Tofu milk... Can you get me more? I'll just be over here. I'll be back in a sec. Get me more tofu milk!
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>>689591287
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>>689592192

Shitshitshit.


Does anyone else have any jizz left-over?! I can't even get a half-chub.
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>>689592352

Not me! Shit guys... we're going to need to get our jizz from another source...
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>>689592032
Op, gotta admit something. Sorry, we haven't been honest with you. This glass of milk that you drank... that you drank entirely and with seeming joy... well, the dog touched it while you were away
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Well guys
We need more "Tofu" milk
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>>689592435

Does anyone have any ideas?! OP will be back again soon!
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>>689591287
Anon came into it.
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>>689592352
I got a mlp to throw in the cup if it'll help anyone?
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>>689592477
YOU STUPID SON OF A WHORE
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
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>>689592352

No jizz left outta me. Gave it my all, captain. We're going to need to get more... from another source...
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>>689592599
Ill pour this in it, guys!
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We could just pour some White paint in
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>>689592535
Butter! We'll say it solidified!
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>>689592751

Brilliant!!! O-okay, hurry, before OP sees!
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I told you we needed to get rid of that damned dog. It all would've been fine it we shot that fucking mutt like i told you, OP.
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>>689592535
how about we dog's semen and put it in the glass? Does someone know how to masturbate a dog in here?
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>>689584917
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>>689592760
Yeah,Let's do this!
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>>689584917
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Hey guys it's Brian. can I come in? I brought that stuff y'all wanted.
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>>689592852
Poured it in! Pony and all
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>>689592875
Well we let dog Fuck anon in the ass and Then collect jizz from there
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>>689593034
Fuck off, Brain!
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>>689593058

It's not enough, though.... I think we're going to need the dog jizz too.
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>>689593034
the zinc and pineapple? Great, come in.
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>>689593034
Get your ass in here B-man! It's been forever! Now show me the cruelty free bison milk and black widow venom mixture you promised me, you son of a bitch!
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>>689593107
Fine I'll take my jug of milk elsewhere
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>>689593235
Hold on. I know how to get everyone here to jizz immediately

>Holds up picture of Loli
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>>689593379
W-wait, come in, anon was just messing around
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>>689593573
No I wasnt. Fuck Brain.
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>>689593417
Your animated children do nothing for me.
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>>689593417
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I'm back.

Hey, what happened to the milk?
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>>689593677
:,( would it help if I got chocolate milk instead? Whole milk sounded boring..
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>>689583351
dubs and it's mine
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>>689593787
>panics and drinks it all myself
BRAIN DRANK IT!
>Gags on the "milk"
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>>689593977
Enjoy pony cum
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>>689593880
No.
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>>689593787
Brian put it in the freezer and it solified
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>>689594039
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>>689593977
winrar
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>>689594093
>runs out into traffic crying
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>>689594039
>convulses on the ground, vomitting blood and cum
BRIAN! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY OP!
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>>689594107

Why is it in one perfect rectangular cube? And why is there an MLP toy in the glass?
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>>689594375
Oh. Thats my Rainbow Dash doll. Dont mind her. Shes taking a breather after being in my anus for so long.
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>>689594375
Because Brian is a dirty bronyfag
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>>689594548
Goddamnit, Brian
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>puts hand on OPs shoulder
Can we at least agree Brain is a faggot.
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Dericious Anonsan
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>>689584917
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>>689594375

Oh, okay cool.

*drinks*

... If I didn't know any better... I'd say this tastes of dog cum, brony cum, and butter...
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>>689595010

HAHAHA, D-DON'T BE SILLY OP!
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>>689595010
Op what the fuck? Its milk! Look at it! Its white!... sort of...
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>>689595207
same color as venerable ancestor though
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>>689590021
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>>689586450
kek
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