ITT we describe games poorly with greentext
Ill start:
>prisoner
>be freed by accident
>witness murder
>roam around
>go to hell and back again
>kill demons
>kill big demon
>game done
>Protip: its not Doom nor Sims
>>689582979
Sims 2
>>689582979
I think its sims 2
>>689582979
>Kill your own mother
>Dad dies too
>AWOOO
>>689583249
>>689583319
>brother accused of shit
>fuck the police.jpg
>slice shit up
OP is criminal scum
>>689583402
gta?
>pepsi
>beans
>cheaters
>>689583498
bingo
>Sports event
>Shit goes down
>Back to the future.avi
>10/10 qtpie waifu
>feels
Darksiders
>soldier
>nearly die in explosion
>bio-enhancements, fuck yeah
>back in action
>fight to stop a massive emp bomb
>>689582979
Fifa 08?
OP is criminal scum
and a fag
>>689582979
Oblivion
>>689582979
oblivion, easy
>>689583593
Deus Ex Human Revolution
>Be tribe bitch
>Fuck robot animals up
>Mario Party : Underwater Edition
>Superhero faggots do shit
>Get roles in an upcoming film to proceed
>be a sponge, squid, star, squirrel, crab or midget with a robot
>PROTIP : It's not Sims 2 or any other sims game. Those who answer with Sims Games are Randy Bobandi and his family. Tell them to fuck off.
Prey?
>>689583704
Nope
>everyones bold
>just added female characters
>YOU HAVE NO CHOICE HUEHUEHUE
>hit rock with rock
>get killed
>>689583402
>>689583572
cmon niggers
>>689583728
Sims 2
>>689583728
Adventure time
>>689583593
I haven't played it but is this deus ex
>>689583787
Rust
>>689583513
Dayz
>craft
>gather some wood
>build a fire
>craft more
>find carrots
>be friends with pigs
>be the new kid in town
>see dad fucking mom
>become a superhero
>>689583883
Sims 2
>>689583873
too easy
>>689583834
Incorrect.
>>689583874
winrar.
thought that one would be faster
I posted in last thread, you guys couldnt guess.
>Are blue fuzzball thing
>Solve puzzles to rescue your pink fuzzball gf.
>You can suicide if you fuck up a puzzle.
>Guess it.
>>689583898
Fifa 08
>Normal guy
>Heart attack
>>689583593
Crysis
>the bomb has been planted
>>689583938
nope
>>689583898
south park 2
>>689584078
Habbo hotel
>move to america
>go bowling
>>689584019
Katawa shoujo
>>689583792
Castlevanie?
>>689584078
Running simulator: Boston DLC
>>689584078
Counter-Strike
>>689584069
Not it either.
>>689584167
Sims 2
>>689583824
Fuck off randy.
>>689583883
Minecraft
>fps
>taser is imba
>>689584274
Sims 2
>>689584078
Pulse midnight club edition.
>>689584210
Lel
>>689584287
nope, still not
>guy dumb like a shovel
>finds all the conspiracy of the fucking world
>>689584319
cs as well
>>689584197
Winrar
>>689583898
Stick of truth
>>689584395
Donald trump
>>689582979
>"-" can't do that
>>689584167
GTA IV.
>>689582979
D A R K S O U L S
>Lives in a nice town
>gets transferred in a fucking village
>kills a god while fucking the whole town
>>689582979 (OP)
the suffering
>>689583593
Red faction?
>Kill creature
>"FUCK NO PLATE AGAIN"
>Repeat to infinity
>>689584395
Alex Jones
>>689584498
Sims 2
>Daddy issues and dead mom
>Anti-religious undertones
>Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan
>Dwarven vows
>>689584513
No.
I knew this'd be a hard-mode question
>move to hell
>'buy' milk
>>689584492
>>689584499
wrong, already been solved
>>689584598
Lord of the rings
>scientist
>lightning
>ankle-bitey-snails and a lion
>get caught, escape, run around, find friend, never get home
>>689584210
This
>>689584640
Moot
>OKAY!!!.....
>her- her- here we go
>So they're finally here
>performing for you
>if you know the words
>you can join in too
>put your hands together
>if you want to clap
>as we take you through
>this monkey rap!
>looks like acid trip
>shapes
>headache
>be nigger
>decide to go home
>get pulled over by nigger cop
>steals drug money because he a nigger
>long ass revenge mission because you a dumb nigger
>have many chances to kill nigger cop but you dumb
>seriously you nigger dumb
>you the niggest
>You're on a boat
>Desert boat
>Man loses his hat on a dragons back
>Shoot cannons at it until you get hat
>Kill other dragons
>Keep killing dragons
>Literally never stop killing dragons
>>689584782
Clintons vagina
>>689584637
Mass effect 2?
>>689584761
This expands my dong
>>689584761
Donkey Kong 64
>>689584864
Sims 2
>>689584863
gta san andreas
>>689582979
The suffering?
>>689584878
top zozzle
incorrect unfortunately
>>689585004
Nope, it was sims 2
>>689584949
Yeeaaaah
gg
>>689584761
This song was in melee
>>689584864
monster hunter
>>689584908
Wrong once more. Though I guess I can't blame anyone for getting it wrong, the description is so generic
>Level up skills
>once all skills are maxed you get a cape
>can do quests for a cape
>no real ending, just do whatever you want
>kill other players
>>689584782
Lsd dream simulator?
>>689583322
Is no one getting this?
Also self check on dubs
>>689584782
Revenge of the sunfish
> better off sacrificing human kind than one young girl
>Go into bathroom cause muh social anxiety
>Some rich dude shoots this lesbian/bisexual/demitumblrsexual chick
>This dude's also a legit rapist
>Rapist and rich
>It's Brock Turner
>He wanna drug you, and get your pussy so wet so that he can swim in it and break his record time
>Also, you're a time-travelling, fagit niggacopter
>>689585074
Ayy
>>689584348
Sims 2.5
>>689585087
DS C:
>>689583883
still not? come on, it's easier than you think
>>689583883
Don't starve
>>689585142
>>689585166
damn those are some good guesses
still wrong
>turn people into sheep
>finish quests and can turn them into pigs and other stuff
>>689583982
Since you cant guess this (an old NES game) maybe you younguns can guess this one.
>Have viking horn hat for no apparent reason.
>Your neighbor is a cat (or maybe a goat, or cow, or bird, etc.)
>You want to play old NES games (you might even find a few)
>You know that game, but guess this one.
>Big tit blond gf is killed by gang.
>You punch bitches
>NES game
Thats right, two games, two guesses. Guess them both and you win nothing but internet respect.
>>689585175
The Last Of Us
>>689585087
Runescape
>be scientist
>go to work doing science stuff
>Nigger scientist tells you there is a problem
>fuck that nigger
>still do the experiment because fuck niggerscientist
>open portal to spaceshit
>niggerscientist was right
>still fuck the niggerscientist
>you try to clear up mess niggerscientist made
>cant count to 3
>>689583593
advanced warfare
>>689584782
Max Payne
>>689583322
....Fallout 3?
>>689585226
don't starve
didnt see first reply
>>689585086
Mass effect 2 follows the exact same plot minus the bomb. Haven't finished so it was plausible
>>689585240
ding ding ding
>>689584864
Spyro
>>689585310
Nigger-Life
>fly around to wherever you want to go.
>make friends and enemies
>build home or blow shit up.
>Goal is to be better than nobody around you.
Possibly hard mode
>>689585351
nope
>You have to make a choice
>kill your son
>or nuke the conference
>>689585300
>>689585087
winrar
>>689585320
No.
>>689584977
Quite right anon
Also czech em
>>689585310
too easy HL
>>689583728
Sponge Bob SquarePants lights camera action?
>>689585368
Not it
>Rare pepe appears
>He's trying to move a round thing to a big white thing
>>689583728
Lights camera pants
>>689584529
Monster hunter
>>689585177
Duke nukem
has not been solved last thread so lets try again
>on island
>walky talky
>kill yourself
>>689585431
Microsoft Flight Simulator?
>>689583402
Darksiders 2?
>>689582979
Oblivion
>>689585403
Not a bad guess, but no.
>live in big city
>asshole keeps calling
>>689585281
Destroy all humans?
>can beat up kids at your school
>you can ditch class
>except PE, That ones actually fun
>parents wanted this taken down from stores
>>689585608
That is correct!
NOW FOR THE RUBY GRINDING
>>689582979
Oblivion
>wololo
>>689584705
>lightnin
Nobody? Fuck, am I this old?
>>689584529
>kill creature
>no plate
>but A THOUSAND FUCKING GEMS
>Give up
>a week later
>4 plates
>>689583593
Mass Effect 2
>>689585737
Bully
>be a nigger
>be dumb AF
>so dumb that you forgot who you were
>see shit n stuff
>cheers geoff!
>>689583593
Time splitters