Waifu claiming thread.Claim your Waifu/HusbandoThis is not /b/, this is /waifu/No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
QOTT: If you were to meet your waifu today would you be able to communicate with her?
I've figured out a simple means to reduce the amount of copy pasta on /b/. Just like 4chan scans for duplicate images, it can also scan for duplicated text. If you try to submit a post that contains 98% of the same text as some other post, then it can reject your post as copy pasta. This will force stupid 4channers to be more original.
Claimed
>claiming yume
Portugal 1 - 1 Iceland
Superior autism claimed! <3
Akiko claimed
Yes, the power of the internet is astonishing
>>689581834
I enjoy genki characters, that's why she was my favorite. Also she's incredibly similar to my waifu.
>>689582104
Yes.
ITT: Favorite anime OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z5GDLMYwgc
>claim
>>689582104
Considering I don't speak Jap, probably not
>>689582104
>QOTT
Probably not, but I'd sure try
>Mio
>>689582104
Yes but not like makking her fall for me
But we could talk even tho I might would get annoyed by her talking about herself in 3rd person 24/7
>>689582104
Well considering she's an alien inside of a mech, she probably has a pretty significant database at her disposal, so probably.
still here
Miho claimed
Im going to bed now night/day everyone.
If trips Kyouko get
>>689582176
That's /r9k/.
>Mizore
FUCK OFF TO FUCKING /A/.
>>689581566
But it's so small for two people...
What would you say is your favorite dish?
mos training? What's that? Sorry if I asked before but my memory's got nothing.
>What tools would be needed?
>>689582510
Get back on this dick boi
>>689582510
>/A/
What are you? A newfag?
So, when did you woke up?
2k claimed, hello people
>>689582333
Nah, yours was much less annoying and also not as loud!
>>689582176
Where do you find all these?
>>689582104
I would use the international language of love.
Also drugs, but mostly love.
Best type moon claimed.
>>689582104
Not at all.
>>689582333
Going with the uncontroversial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJEGb4MPV6I
>>689582509
It's actually a meme :p
>>689582104
nah nigga I only speak spanish ;-;
>>689582333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVYV-5TeYfg
>>689582689
great fucking post, I love you!
>>689582689
4:30 am
>>689582689
5PM.
>>689582104
>QOTT
I don't see why not.
>>689582698
>>689582780
>I only speak spanish ;-;
I knew it!
Dio-sama...
>>689582104
Yes
>>689582422
Just started watching jitsu wa watashi wa. Aizawa and Shiragami a cute
>
Tohsaka claimed
>>689582738
I write them out myself, sushi :o
>>689582949
>
>>689582176
Where do you get your copypasta?
Is it from here?http://halcy.de/kopipe/index.html.down
>>689582793
>>689582780
Stop replying to me.
>>689582875
Are you all retarded or what?
That question was just for a specific person.
>>689582936
How many hours ago, I meant.
Tenryuu claimed
The slav BB is a rare ship too....and pretty OP
>>68958312(you)
>>689583124
two hours ago
>>689583065
>jitsu wa watashi wa
>>689583124(you)
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>689582104
Yeah. I'd hug her the moment I see her.
>>689583117
I write them myself :o
what's a copypasta? :O
>>689583124
I was just appreciating your post .-.
>>689582550
I'm sure we'll be fine together.
>As long as we can share the bed...
I really enjoy steak, but I'd have to say my favorite dish is meatballs and rice. Simple and filling. It's school for my military job (other than shooting people)
>Well if it's just wiring I'd need solder less connectors or solder and a solder pen, and some needle nose pliers, I can use a knife to strip the wires as needed. Should be simple. Electrical tape would help but isn't needed.
>>689582176
Literally >>>/r9k/
>>689583248
Did you slept well?
>>689583582
Mizore
>>689582104
No
>>689583582
Its a copypasta you newfag
>>689582780
Nooooooooo I got memed on!
>>689583582
So did you!
>>689583596
Nah I woke up at 9 but didn't get up for 4 hours.
>>689583177
>The slav
Well it's russian, of course it's OP.
>>689583894
And Premiun, so ultimate OP boat.
>>689583884
Oh.
I found a nice board game a steam, 100% orange juice or something, seems fun.
>>689583961
Are you bringing back OSC?
>>689583495
I only have a very small futon to sleep on as well...
>But i guess you just said that's okay~
Ohhhh, are we gunna see whose steak is better?
>Probably yours
And I see, what mechanical stuff do you know about?
>I have practically all of those, and solder less connectors would be dirt cheap!
>Battery charging, found the key.
>Think chain/general cable lube would be safe for a clutch line?
>>689583961
Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend.
Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump.
"Stop.." Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away.
Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured.
He shook Hobbes awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Calvin?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep.
"I love you."
"I love you too.." Hobbes said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered.
"Do you really love me?"
"Yeah, why?" Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten.
"I want to mate with you.." Calvin blushed.
"Wait! What? You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "nah, forget it, yo home to Bel Air"!
I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight, yelled to the cabbie, yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom, and I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.
>>689582203
Cheering for my nordic brethren.
>>689584156
I don't have a steam
>>689584565
Yes
>>689584370
What were you doing for those 4 hours?
Watching the ceiling?
here
>>689584092
>Premium Russian BB
As a DD captain I must say I love those big dumb ships.
>>689584343
>>689584565
Portugal is supposed to win, but they are somehow fucking up. It's a great match so far, anything can happen.
>>689584239
You've shown me your futon.
>You said we'd sleep chest to chest...
Is it a competition?
>Im better at desserts
I know generator motors have magnets.
>Like hardly any.
Yeah wiring isn't hard, it's all about understanding the flow of electricity.
A multimeter would also be great but not necessary.
>I don't know what a clutch line is
>Shrugemoticon.txt
>>689584835
I was trying to fall asleep.
Since the original Yandere-chan was complaining a little about existing two of he, I'm going to change to Oka Ruto
>>689585317
megumin
>Yuiko btw
Yuno is best girl.
>>689585501
Bait for me...
>>689585317
Can i use the pics you posted?
>>689582104
She would pick up English quickly enough, but Im good with body language.
Rory-sama claimed
>>689585313
I want to eat this so much, but I don't find jelly in my country, just jam.
>>689584956
>anything can happen
That's right, we even had rain today. We do have enough time to score another.
>>689586011
Use jam. Same shit.
>chefbro
>>689585772
Do as you want. I'm gonna make a folder on Drive later for ya
>>689583065
Yeah they're cuties, I love em. I highly suggest reading the mango though, they changed A LOT of stuff in the anime. Like they totally fucked the timeline in the anime.
>>689582104
AOTT: I wouldn't need speaking, only headnods and "hmmn hmmn".
So its time
Have a good day/night /waifu/
>>689586127
I'm a Gourmet Hunter can confirm
>>689586090
Cute image
>>689586127
Oh, okay, thank you.
>>689586399
Good night, sleep well (if you're going to bed)
>>689586399
Night Yume
>>689586011
You don't have jelly?
What country do you live in?
>>689586550
Pakistan.
>>689586550
Why? U jelly?
>>689584956
Until they look in your general direction.
>>689586702
Borak?
ay yo
>>689586550
>>689586849
That's me in real life.
>>689586090
>We do have enough time to score another.
Iceland does too.
>Iceland's first Euro Cup
>1-1 against Portugal
That's some serious shit. Portugal better go all out, this isn't only about points, it's about prestige now.
Cristiano pls.
>>689586752
I like to stay out of detection range. Drop torps and gtfo. Big ships don't like to change course or speed.
>>689586702
Pakistan hasn't invented jelly?
>>689587238
Luckily they don't.
Though I don't really play torpedo boats much more because the Mutsuki and hatsuharu are so annoyingly bad.
>>689586849
Borat is from Kazakhstan, by the way.
>>689587600
I don't know, yet.
Anyway, which one do you love the most
Sleeping or living?
>>689585182
>T-That I did~
Perhaps?
>I'm not, but I love desserts~
Haha, that's still more electrical than anything.
>Multimeter
Those things are pricey, aren't they?
>In a manual (See: Every bike that's not for wusses), there's a clutch that you have to let go of for the motor to put any power to the wheels. The clutch line is the line that connects the pedal/lever to the clutch itself. (I actually don't know if cars use a line, or if it's a hydraulic system) If that cable snaps, you have no way of effectively stopping the bike without it being very very rough. So in order to minimize that risk, you keep the clutch line lubed up with specialized lube.
>Ended up doing it
>Clutch feels WAY smoother now
>Even got rid of that annoying squeaking that I couldn't figure out
>>689587191
Meant Borat>>689587238
>>689587986
>Anyway, which one do you love the most
>Sleeping or living?
I wish that I didn't have to sleep so I could be shitposting at all times.
>>689586925
Hello Mugi
>mio
