>>689580845
islam is a peaceful religion that encourages tolerance and love

>>689580845
More pics like this? Love this sort of style. Very comforting.

>>689580949
that's what your dad said
kek

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>>689581097
I have a couple more

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>>689581097
one more cool pic for you. now tell me a joke summerfag

>>689581101
die

When you die you just pop out the next pussy
>Fucklife.jpg

>>689581969
let me guess...you don't talk to your dad after that kiss anymore do you?

>>689581447
fuck of mate I've been here for way longer than I wish I've been.

Thanks for the pics btw, they were class.

Also I suck dick at jokes so fuck you.
Why was your day shit?

Your life

>>689582240
asked the big boss why he rejected something I proposed and he got all defensive and pissed me off

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"Your kind is not welcome here!" says the bartender.

A tachyon walks into a bar.

>>689582240
>>689582542
also I started a startup on the side and I can't raise a second round of funding so I might have to close it down

>>689582577
lol that was so geeky haha

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Descartes is sitting at a bar, having a drink. When he is done, the bartender asks if he wants another. Descartes responds, "I think not!" and disappears.

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>>689582542
I feel you. In general most people leave jobs not because of shitty wages or stuff, but because of of a shitty manager or boss.

Hang in there.
Make this a thread about comfy images. Post soft piano/instrumental music to go with it for maximum comfort.

>>689582577
is that her grandpa or the neighborhood rapist you think?

Okay, I got one, but it's sort of long, so you guys must keep the thread alive for me, mmkay?

>>689583020
go go

>>689582868
nice pic!

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Hard time remembering jokes, so a few more comfy pics for now.

>>689582904
aw thanks /b/ro

>>689583290
That's really nice. Has a sort-of Makoto Shinkai feel to it.

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>>689583290
ok this is one of my own jokes - I'm a mathematician and in uni I tried to write a stand-up act.

My dorm room was so small...it barely had 3 dimensions

a gay guy walks into a bar
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>>689580845
50 faggots walk into a gay bar

how bad op? give some details man, i have some pretty rough days myself but everything will get better as long as you keep on trucking

what do you guys do for a living? I work at a bank

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>>689583551
A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are observing an empty house. They see one person entering, and make a note of it. After a while, they see two people leaving.

"Clearly the person procreated while inside!" says the biologist.

"Clearly our initial assumption that the house was empty was faulty!" says the physicist.

"There are now -1 people in that house", says the mathematician.

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>>689583968
I work in esports. Hard to live by, but it works.

>>689583966
Big boss doesn't like me as much as I'd want him to and my startup on the side is not doing very well cause I don't have anyone to run it as I work a full time job

>>689584114
have you ever thought of working in a hotel reception/management in Spain or Greece?

A dog is walking down the road with a walking stick.

A man walks past and asks "Wow that's a nice walking stick, what's it made of?"

The dog says "bark"

>>689584569
rofl no why would I.

I mean, I could, but why that specifically that locale?

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I need vacation

>>689584643
kek

>>689580845
Don't worry, everything's gonna be alright

>>689580845
ok nigger here we go

a married couple planned going skiing in their holiday, but unfortunatelly the husband is a very busy man and some important business meetings this week.
so they decide wife should go alone, since they already payd for it and shit.
wife goes and feels lonely.
meets a nice guy they talk and start fuckin in the evening for every evening.
they fall in love and the wife says: "wtf sweety, I dont even know ur full name, only that ur first name is thomas."
Thomas answers: " ye bubu and I wont tell u me last name..."
"why?" asks wifey
"every time i told a woman my last name they laughed in madness about it"
she: " I wont, I swar babe."
Thomas gives in: "ok, my last name is... fresh snow..."
the wife starts crying and dying in laughter and wont even stop for few minutes.
Thomas gets fuckin mad: " u slut, u swore u would not laugh about my name."
Slut finally controlls herself and tells Thomas, still with tears of laughter in her eyes: "Im not laughing about ur name."
"What is it then?"
"before i went to the trip, my husband wished me 20cm of fresh snow every!"

xxxxDDDDDDDD hobe u feeling beddre naw xxxDDD tob geg

>>689584726
because they're pretty awesome in the summer and the rest of the year they are cheap. plus the women are hot. and it's easier than a retail job

>>689580845

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts.