probably aids or some other std

dont worry just enjoy what little time you have left

>>689553047
should not have fucked that orange

If youre serious, it probably is a bacterial infection.

Your dick has a cold, shoot airborne up ur dickhole

>>689553047
when i jacked off today i discovered a small amount of blood in my jizz.

>>689553047
It's piss mixed with your cum.
Could be caused by multiple things.
Some mild, other serious.

>>689553047
semen mixed with urine or some type of infection,

Possibly testicular cancer. Feels your balls for lumps.

>>689553047
Wew lad that doesn't look good at all

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>>689553047
doesn't look real, looks like honey.
If serious >>689553222

It's caramel

>>689553047
Have you eaten Deworming pills? they turn your cum into green slime.

could be urine, blood, both
or a recent change in diet
the latter happened to me once

Looks like a prostatitis, based on chlamydia, possibly gonorrea to me. Give some more background info if you want proper medical advice...

>>689553047
Looks like syrup, have you been in contact with Canadians lately?

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>>689553047
Stop eating so much Caramel

>>689553047


1. YOU JERK OFF TOO MUCH AND INFLAMMED YOUR PROSTATE
2. THAT IS BLOOD MIXED WITH SEMEN WHICH GIVES IT THAT COLOR
3. YOU WILL GET PROSTATE CANCER SINCE AT YOUR YOUNG AGE YOU HAVE NON BACTERIAL PROSTATITIS

CONGRATS, YOU HAVE THE PROSTATE OF A 60 YEAR OLD. KEEP FAPPING LOSER.

>>689553222
trips dont lie

>>689553047
Penor Cancer. Grade 4, terminal.
Source: I have sucked a fair share of dicks with penal cancer.

its the ronald mcdonald sickness dude. You're fucked. He will come everynight from now on and fuck you with his burger nipples.

>>689553719
capslock for truth

>>689553719
holy shit can this really happen or it's just trollin?

>>689553047
Would you rather die of something that's possibly curable, or be out $500?

Go get treated dude.

>>689553719
Couldn't this shit be caused by too much sex as well? just asking hypothetically

>>689553047
prostate infection most likely

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>>689553744
>penor cancer

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>>689553897
He's just trollin.

Though, the brown color is caused by bleeding in the prostate, so he's right about that.

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>>689554066
we know, hence why 99% of the posts here are trolling

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>>689553719
this is what virgins actually thinks

>>689553047
You have an infected testicle. Go to hospital or you'll lose it

>>689553047
No insurance? I thought the ACA fixed that?

>>689553897


100% SERIOUS BROTHER.

THE HOMO FAGS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE YOU CAN EJACULATE AN UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF TIMES IN YOUR LIFE, TRUTH IS THE PROSTATE IS DESIGNED TO HANDLE EJACULATION FOR CHILD REARING ONLY. THAT MEANS 1-4X A WEEK. MOST OF YOU LOSERS JERK OFF 30-1000+ TIMES A WEEK. I SEE YOU 20 SOMETHINGS COME INTO MY PRACTICE WITH PROSTATES OF OLD MEN BECAUSE YOU JERK OFF TOO MUCH. GIVE IT A BREAK.MIGHT BE TOO LATE THOUGH,

>>689553047
You can't afford a couple of consults with an MD and some minor labwork? Dude, this probably isn't serious but it may not go away on its own, why take chances? If it means eating ramen for the next couple of months you should get that looked at...

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>>689553933


HOW MUCH SEX DOES EVEN THE BIGGEST STUD GET A WEEK? 100? 50? 20?

MORE LIKELY 10.

YOU PUNKS JERK OFF 10X A DAY BEFORE LUNCH TIME.

>>689553719
Dumbass, NOT jerking off is bad for your prostate.

>>689554066


I AM A UROLOGIST YOU DUMB FUCK.

>>689554066
well, i tried to help because one day i was happily masturbating and then green semen came out of my dick
>hello darkness my old friend.
But weren't aids it was only the deworming pills.

This could be an infection. Propably pus coming out with sperm. Maybe even old blood mixed with sperm. You should seriously visit a doc or forget about getting children

>>689553047
It looks like piss got mixed with your cum, are you rock hard when you ejaculate?

>>689553047
What I'M wondering is...why your dick hole is facing you...

>>689554162


NOPE, THIS IS WHAT A UROLOGIST KNOWS YOU KISSLESS VIRGIN.

ONLY IN YOUR FAT FUCK DREAMS DO GUYS HAVE SEX 10X A DAY , EVERY DAY. PROSTATE IS MADE TO EJACULATE MAX 10X PER WEEK, NOT 10X PER HOUR.

>>689554354
I fuck about 4 times a day, so about 30ish give or take a week. And it's not like I cum every time. Your point holds

Brownish semen can occur due to infections especially in the prostrate, and also due to bleeding in the prostrate. It is due to a tear in one of the fragile veins of the prostate. The prostate is the organ that produces the majority of the seminal fluid in response to sexual stimulation. When the prostate contracts at the time of ejaculation, a vein may tear and blood mixes with the semen (hematospermia). Red blood indicates new and dark (brownish) discoloration indicates previous bleeding.

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>>689554199
THE PROSTATE IS DESIGNED TO HANDLE EJACULATION FOR CHILD REARING ONLY
>3-1000 times a week
>YOU 20 SOMETHINGS
>caps
yeah, this is supreme bait.

>>689554117
Woah ponyfags are fucking disgusting, at least weaboos that cum on there toys wash em off after but wtf is this nasty shit

>>689553047
don't freak out. cum tomorrow and if you still cum like that go see an urologist

>>689553626
Dangerous for health?

>>689554360


ONE STUDY DONE BY HOMOSEXUALS. ONE FUCKING STUDY YOU DUMB FUCK. 99% OF UROLOGIST DON'T SUGGEST MASTURBATION MORE THAN 2-4X PER WEEK AND THAT'S FOR KISSLESS VIRGINS LIKE YOU. NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO BECAUSE THEY .....UUUHHHHLIKE HAVE SEX.

Thats either an infection or you have been having way to much anal sex.

>>689554407
You're an unemployed basement dwelling retard. Just be quiet.

>>689553335
I think that's ball cancer

>>689554519


SURE YOU DO FAT FUCK.

IT'S HILARIOUS WHEN WIVES COME IN WITH THEIR HUSBANDS AND I HEAR THE TRUTH OF THEIR LIMP DICKS.

>>689554514
>PROSTATE IS MADE TO EJACULATE MAX 10X PER WEEK
But you stated here >>689554199 that the prostate only could handle 1-4 times a week.

You're just playing with numbers anon, you're a faggot like everyone else here

>>689554663
nope it's just a side effect because it inhibits an enzyme or some shit like that and then your urine gets really yellow and your semen green.

>>689554514
But that's why you cum less and less you retard. most I jerked off was 6 times in one day and like little drops cum out after 3 times

>>689553047
More importantly, why is the head of your cock deformed into the shape of a butt?!

>>689554840


I WOULD SUGGEST 1-4X A WEEK.

ANYWAYS GET READY FOR AVODART AND FLOMAX YOU KISSLESS VIRGINS.

I USED TO GIVE THAT TO 60+ YEAR OLDS, NOW? I PRESCRIBE IT TO 20 SOMETHINGS. MAKES ME LAUGH.

>>689554665
Ummmm, no, you're just being stupid. Got any links to support your idiotic theories? No? Thought so.

>>689553047
i love caramel

>>689554909
Cool gonna try that out. Be a fun chafe of pace. Surprise! Hulk cum.

>>689554993
Seriously

>>689553222
This or high bilirubin levels. Your liver may be damaged or you just have blood infection. You need some glucose and IV with arginine.

>>689554575
>wtf is this nasty shit
it's a jar filled with cum and a pony inside it. the goal for this anon is to fill it up all the way.

>>689553744
max kek

>>689554921


BIOLOGY YOU DUMB FUCK.

NO MATTER HOW SEMEN COMES OUT YOUR PROSTATE HAS TO DO THE SAME AMOUNT OF WORK TO,,YOU KNOW...GET IT OUT. OPEN UP A TEXT BOOK YOU FAT FUCK.

EVERY TIME YOU EJACULATE YOU INCREASE DHT LEVELS WHICH IS DISASTROUS TO THE PROSTATE.

ENJOY YOUR PROSTATE CANCER AT 40 FAT FUCK.

>>689555161
Arginine? How would that help in any way for this??

>>689553273
>/thread

>>689555293
Cleans toxins.

>>689555102
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitazoxanide

>>689555026


DON'T BE SCARED KISS LESS FAT FUCK. YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU WERE ABLE TO SHUT YOURSELF N MOMMY'S BASEMENT AND JERK OFF OVER PORN WE ACTUALLY HAD TO ..YOU KNOW...GO OUT A GET SEX.

>>689554840
That's fucking ridiculous, middle aged fag here and can still easily handle 10x if I've got a free day... Been jerking something like 3-6 times a day for a good 2 decades...

>>689553047
Depends on how old you are - if you're over 50, get checked for prostate cancer.
If you're younger than that, it's possibly a burst vessel and what you're seeing is old blood - had it been fresh and pink, you should worry.
This is harmless, if strange to see and may last to up to half a year - if in doubt, if in pain, DO see a doctor.

>>689555505


FOR NOW FAT FUCK. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT. SOME GUYS HANDLE IT,OTHERS CAN NOT.

BUT MY GUESS IS YOU'LL BE PISSING BLOOD IN A FEW YEARS. SOME GUYS GET NAILED IN THEIR 30'S BUT SOME GO AROUND MID 40'S. BUT EVERY ONE PAYS THE PIPER EVENTUALLY.

>>689553719
>inflamation leads to cancer
fuck off WebMD.

>>689553719
This number 1. Is complete bs

>>689554575
Fuck off newfag

>>689553047
You don't need insurance you faggot. Just go to ER, they'll take it from there.

>>689555015
Stop using caps you child

>>689555742


STFU YOU DUMB FUCK.

OP IS A KID UNDER 30 WHO JERKS OFF 5+ TIMES A DAY. GUARANTEED. HIS PROSTATE IS FRAGILE AND HE'S FUCKED UP.

YOU BETTER START A NO FAP PROGRAM ASAP.

>>689555230
You clearly know nothing - and you're stupid about it. The more you cum, the less likely you are to get prostate cancer - for fucks sake /b/, google is your friend.

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>>689554575
this shit is not hard

>>689553047
Are you caramel filled OP?

>>689555230
I'm not even fat but...ok.
And if you're a urologist why are you acting like TEH BIEGEST MATSER TROLL typing in all caps and shit. That's really childish

>>689555447
Just stop, you're being an embarrassment to the human race.

>>689553663
kek

jaundice?

>>689554665
Why would having sex do less damage to your prostate than masturbating?

>>689555918
Exactly.

>>689556004

>GO OUT A GET SEX

wut

>>689555918


REALLY? YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE 2 STUDIES YOUR FAT FUCK DUMB BRAIN IS TRYING TO CITE ARE FLAWED AND TAKEN AS A JOKE?

THE GUY RUNNING IT IS A HUGE PEDOPHILE (CONVICTED) YOU DUMB FUCK:

Leitzmann MF, Platz EA, Stampfer MJ, et al. Ejaculation Frequency and Subsequent Risk of Prostate Cancer. Journal of the American Medical Association 2004;291:1578–86. PMID: 15069045.

>>689555934
Oh my bad. THEY'RE fucking disgusting with the shit they do with THEIR toys. So do I get an A+ Mr. Anon?

It's a bacterial infection go get it looked at before it falls off :( sadly it can happen get and infection and loose the tip

>>689555934
That's funny because I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go, kid.

>>689556138


BECAUSE MOST MEN CAN'T HAVE SEX 100X A DAY YOU DUMB FUCK.

MASTURBATION IS EASY AND FOR YOU FAT FUCK SHUT INS IT BECOMES THE NORM.

>>689556204

you're an asshole

OP just wants advice, why be a dick about it?

>>689554407
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>>689555885
Gosh, it's like all that medical training suddenly just evaporated with your vocabulary in tow.
All caps and abbrasiveness isn't usually part of an urologist's repertoire - but this is modern times of course, and your school was 4chan... possible.

If in doubt kids, do google "brown semen" and find out the possibilities. don't listen to mister all cap, or me for that matter - do the work yourself or see a doc.

>>689556204
no girl will sex with me so i'm pretty much expecting prostate cancer from overfapping. ive accepted it years ago. no I will not fuck fat girls to save my own life.

>>689556375
You don't get cancer from masturbating - man, google that stuff. Ask your doctor, talk to someone not from bloody 4chan about it.

>>689556375


IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO MASTURBATE CHRONICALLY. DO IT 1X EVERY OTHER DAY.

DHT IS A KILLER TOO YOU FAT FUCK. IT'S WHY YOU ARE GOING BALD AT 19.

>>689553047

My jizz gets like this when I haven't jerked off in several months.

This person probably just hasn't jerked off in a while.

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>>689553047
Farkin hell anon

>>689555754
Nope, not fat. Let's say you were right for argument's sake, I will have experienced by 45 10 times as many orgasms in my life as a healthy cuck (and before you get to that I've got a very pleasant active sex life) so it would have been totally worth it. The reality is all guys are headed to eventual prostate issues if they live long enough, in the absence of any SCIENTIFIC studies/data that backs your stupid claims, and considering guys who go months whithout jerking probably develop erectile dysfunction 'll take my chances... Why not get back with your grass eating healthy boyfriend and ask him to take you off chastity for a wek, after showing us in an anonymous forum you probably earned it...

>>689554496
>>689554993
OP has a crazy looking dong

Also that's gonorrhea, go see a doctor at a free clinic

i am sorry but thats cancer.. my uncle had it too... he died last year

>>689553047

Prostate cancer

>>689556541


YES YOU DO FAT FUCK. ELEVATED DHT IS WHAT CAUSES RISES IN PSA LEVELS AND EVENTUALLY PROSTATE CANCER.


BIOLOGY YOU FAT FUCK. EVERY TIME YOU MASTURBATE YOU ELEVATE YOUR DHT LEVELS THAT'S WHY YOU ARE FAT, BALD AND LIMP DICKED AT 19

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>>689553047
This's what the Mayo Clinic had to say about it: "Urine in the semen, jaundice or abnormally high levels of white blood cells (leukocytospermia)"

>>689556851
Calm down slick.

>>689556851
Heh, busting your nut daily is recommended by the medical community to reduce prostate cancer risk

>>689556763

SO YOU FUCK YOUR CAT AND JERK OFF TO SHEMALE PRON. CONGRATS FAT FUCK.


AND LOL AT "EVERYONE" HAVING PROSTATE ISSUES. I SEE 80 YEAR OLDS WITH LESS THAN 25CC PROSTATES AND HEALTHY AS FUCK. I ALSO SEE 19 YEAR OLDS, BADLING AND ACNE SCARRED, WITH 30+CC PROSTATES DUE TO CHRONIC MASTURBATION.

>>689553047
"If your semen is yellow or green, it may be a sign of a prostate infection."
Have fun, op.

>>689557009
Angry all cap guy is probably just bitter because he's not getting any, and doesn't want to be the only one to suffer.

>>689557009
also good againststress and anxiety.

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>>689556303
>100X a day

what!? lol. thats like nonstop

what about once a day """DR.ANON"""

>>689553047
Too bad you don't live in a first world country. You are about to die, that's the last stage of super cancer.

>>689557102
So, this is the 2016 version of the ol' "If you touch it, it'll fall off" spiel?

Ah religion, what fun.

>>689557009


YOU DUMB FUCKING MORON. EVEN IN THE PEDOPHILE FUNDED STUDY THE AVG. "NUT BUSTING" WAS 16X PER MONTH. THAT IS WHAT THEY CONSIDERED HIGH FREQUENCY. FUCKING READ THE STUDY BEFORE YOU SPOUT OF RETARD. THE UPPER LEVELS WERE 21X A MONTH,

>>689553047
Describe the following:


How long has it been going on?
Any other symptoms?
Sexual activity/practices?
Your age?
Past medical history/preexisting conditions?
Surgical histories?
take medications?
Recent illness?
Family history?

>>689557259
Man, you're bored shitless, aren't you?

>>689557160


I WOULD LIMIT IT TO 15X A MONTH. MAX. BUT IF YOU ARE TOO UGLY TO GET REAL SEX MAYBE SUICIDE IS AN OPTION ALSO. THAT IS DONE 1X PER LIFETIME.

>>689557259
I don't need to read your study anon, the medical community of my country recommend going once a day

>>689553367
If your piss is that dark you have a whole other set of issues

>>689557280
this is how a fucking doctor should be speaking, rather than DOCTURR FACKING FAT FUCK over here >>689557259

>>689557251


KEEP JERKING OFF.MY OFFICES ARE FULL OF YOU PASTY WHITE CHUBBY BALDING FAT FUCKS. I COULD CARE LESS IF YOU DIE TOMORROW, I'M JUST LAYING DOWN SOME TRUTH BOMBS FOR YOU MISERABLE LOSERS.

>>689557404


AND WHAT COUNTRY IS THAT? RWANDA?

>>689556667
I'm 28 and im not going bald nor are my erections any less frequent and ive been fapping 3-10x daily since I was 12

>>689554199
listen guys this isnt from some sciency book learning study but i am old as shit and jack off all the time. my doctor said my prostate is "tiny" and not to worry. also OPs ejaculate is nasty cant he go to a free clinic or something? sry i dont live in murica.

>>689553719
Your prostate can become inflamed if you piss too quickly after cumming and even then it'll only last about half an hour

>>689553719
Masturbating reduces inflammation of the prostate.

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>>689555885
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>>689554514
You guys had better stop talking! Your vocal cords wear out and get cancer!

>>689557535
Good lord, you're a total idiot, aren't you?

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>>689557591
Sounds like you need a bat anon

>>689557678

DR. DON'T SAY "TINY" YOU FAT FUCK. THEY ESTIMATE A CC YOU FAT WORTHLESS HOMO FAG.

>>689557440
Not op but I've always either pissed that color or white.

I thought that was honey

>>689557855

SCARED HUH BALDNG HOMO?

LET ME GUESS: 20 YEARS OLD, THINNING IN FRONT, OILY GREASY SKIN, CHUBBY BODY,LOW MUSCLE TONE.LONELY MISERABLE...BUT HUH..YOU GOT PORN.

HAVE FUN FAT FUCK.

>>689557889
first of all i'm not that fat. also i swear man he said it's "ganz klein" and "sie müssen sich keine sorgen machen" after sticking his finger in my poo-hole.
are there no free clinics for poor fags in the u.s.? i'm sure i read that somewhere!

>>689553047
one of ur testicles is dying, probably got getting any air/blood
Go to the ER
>does it hurt yet? if it hurts ur really really screwed

>>689553047
that may be caused from coffee overdose, how often do you drink coffee or other drink associated with coffee?

>>689558133


DON'T KNOW. I AM A CANADIAN UROLOGIST.EVERYTHING IS FREE HERE. EVEN SEX CHANGES FOR YOU DEVIANT FAGS.

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>>689555777
Trips don't lie

>>689553047
AIDS you are going to die

>>689558248
you just made my day thanks man

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE CAPS LOCK IN THIS THREAD?! JIZZUS CRUST!

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>>689558624
We've got ourselves
>pic related

>>689553047
When I first started jacking off my cum was yellow, has it been a while since you last masturbated?

>>689554817
Why would any sane man bring his wife to see the urologist? Literally why?
>you sound so studious

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>>689555015
It sure would be a shame for you to get doxd, would hate to see such a kind doctor like yourself lose that licence. Tread lightly.

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dude you have censer

>>689557896
You need to drink more water

>>689553047
>I would go to a hospital but I'm neet so I can't afford health insurance.
i can't believe how many times i've heard this from murricans who are protesting social healthcare and rather die. smart.

>>689558981
he surely is a real doctore. pls dont ruined his live.

did you take some sort of medicine? UTI medicine like AZO will make your jizz all khaki like that. if you took that, which it looks like you did, you're fine.

>>689557102
Not balding, got an awesome skin regime, I'm fit... Your pseudoscientific thought on "degeneracy" and being a Canadian physician (like there's a lot of money in that) lead me to suspect you were formed in some third world shithole, let me guess Pakistani?

>>689559156
first sensible suggestion.

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>i repeat

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>>689553222

Are All of you retards ? This is a fake morrons

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>>689554117
>dat watch
>mfw some fucking deranged ponyfag has a watch like that
>life is just not fair

>>689553335
I went to get some soreness in my right ball checked today. He asked if there was any blood. When i said no he said it was a sign of cancer.
Go get chekt before you get rekt m80

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>>689553047

OP if you live near the Mexican border just take a fucking bus... Drugstores are big business in Mexico and they've teamed up with charities and the government to offer dirt cheap consults on premises. These are real physicians licensed to US standards, and they do speak English, even if some might have lousy accents, given it's a requisite for the degree. Consultation with a GP cost you something slightly under USD$ 2, tests can be done at "Salud Digna" cabinets, most are relatively new and have the same average equipment you'd find in the US, you can have most basic testing, X rays, ultrasound, labwork, done under USD$10 usually much less... If you need to consult with a specialist (I'd recommend getting a discount card called VRYM) this will run you something like USD$ 20-40, and drugs are a lot cheaper as well... Option worth considering compared to fucking neglecting what could be potentially serious medical conditions because of the expense

>>689559990
If we only answered real posts /b would be fucking empty, let's just say answers may help some faggot with something similar... If you don't like role playing you may want to check a site that's not fucking annymous posters...