>19
>Virgin
>Tired of dating
>Go to brothel today
>Dubs decide what weird shit I do to eastern european hooker
>Trips=better than dubs, quads ETC...
GO
Do what ever but remember hookers ain't real your still be a virgin m8
>>689544445
Hookers arent real ? They are just void ?
shoot up a random school
>>689544445
Almost had the glory anon... now you'll be nobody
if dubs no condom
Get pegged
>>689545682
This
Pay the extra for the zungeanal.
Cum in 5 seconds and then cry for the remainder of your time with her.
>>689544445
Hookers count for losing virginity but they don't count for the number of women you've slept with. So op will be a non-virgin that slept with 0 women. Kind of gay.
Take her to a nice restaurant and cry softly
>>689546805
Yes
ask for one with a penis
jizz in your pants and cry about it
>>689547096
kek
Pay to just give her a massage. She works hard and deserves it.
you will hold her hands , and only you are naked!
also she is not alowed to touch you anywere else than your hand
Poop when you cum.
>>689547329
roll
>>689544134
anal fisting to her
if dubs do post below
>>689547329
Give massage. No sex.
Scat
Propose to her in the middle of it.
poop on her chest
Get her to vomit in your anus then use the sick as lube as she pegs you
>>689547738
That's intense
Call her mommy' the whole time.
>>689547738
Choke her til she passes out
No dubs so far...but the game is still on...
OP
>>689547888
Yay!
>>689547888
WINRAR.exe
>>689547888
WINRAR
>>689547888
WINRAR !!!!
>>689547888
>>689547888
>>689547888
WINRAR
get one with big tits for that
make her rub your nuts with a couple coins singing "kekle my peckle, kekle my peckle"
>>689547329
This
>>689547888
fukken saved...
Call her uncle fester the entire time.
>>689547888
We've got a winner !
>>689547096
This!
>>689544134
Use toothpaste as lube
>>689548415
Reroll
Get her to do a Deepthroat. When you cum, cum in her Nose and then cry about that.
> OP is 19 and Virgin
> OP is Kek
ask the daring for a finger up the arse and to call you a raw slag as you toss one out as she massages your prostate whilst screaming "i stick of shit lads"
>>689548582
Maybe im KEK but I´ll deliver
OPKEK
ask her to vomit all over your body lad and ask to lick her back and to spank your bollocks until you spunk all over the backs of her knees
ask her to rub shit on your neck
tell her to fuck you in the arse with bazoka
>>689546958
Woman always cost money wether you pay them drinks to sleep with you or you have a girlfriend that always ruins your financial situation. All women cost money. So i'd say it counts as a fuck.
>>689548783
OP has my deepest Respect.
> OPKek
Oh, maybe also ask her to piss in your mouth too and then spit it in her Asshole
beg her to piss in you eyes then spread gash paste all over ya testies
take her old dried up gush and put it on a sandwich as a paste then eat in and wank crying
>>689549117
pls yes
Just record it
convince her to chew on you're nob until it tingles and to smack you bollocks until they a red rum and then opiss blood on her trunk
ask for a rustic trombone and make the noises of a trombone shouting "im the jazz king baby"
>>689549518
reroll
>>689549084
Also record it and post WEBM´s here later.
>>689549518
too funny man i want to see this shit happen
>>689549518
after that make her ass a trumbone
This thread is going to be legend
>>689549919
Wated Dubs Mate
>>689550027
I got no dubs...dubs,,,trips quads are last digits
>>689549786
re roll
>>689547888
Oh man.
I hope OP will comeback to tell us how it was
>>689550141
RIP Man
>>689550361
Of course ! Ill try to get some photo/video evidence and I will share it.
OP
>>689549518
come on jazz king
>>689550588
Since Im in good mood... I´ll try to do both (Mommy and Jazz king)
>>689550179
roll
>>689550588
winrawr
>>689550588
Oh WINRAR...So "Mommy" is my priority and I try I wil try also do "Jazzking"
OP
>>689550933
>>689550793
Well... it looks like we have two OP
>>689551087
I forgot to sing on one...
OP
>>689551178
Since they both say the same thing, I assumed they come from 2 differents anons
>>689551396
I tried to make it clear by signing after it
OP
OP HERE ! Ill try to post the deliver thread in 24 after this thread...
>>689550801
i seriously wished this won
Draw a bold swastika on your chest with a marker before going there
>>689551647
* 24 hours
>>689551702
Reroll
good luck jazzking we are all backing you
>>689551702
roll
>>689544134
tell her to call you based god
>>689551702
ROll
>>689551702
Roll
>>689551702
roll
>>689551702
AYYY ROLL FAM
>>689554099
WINRAR DO IT OP AND POST PICS WITH TIMESTAMP
>>689550027
>Summerfag detected
>>689545682
rolling,
and let her peg your virgin ass
>in b4 OP delivering
>>689547329
This
>>689547329
This
MFW This thread.