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>19
>Virgin
>Tired of dating
>Go to brothel today
>Dubs decide what weird shit I do to eastern european hooker
>Trips=better than dubs, quads ETC...

GO
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Do what ever but remember hookers ain't real your still be a virgin m8
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>>689544445
Hookers arent real ? They are just void ?
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shoot up a random school
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>>689544445
Almost had the glory anon... now you'll be nobody
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if dubs no condom
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Get pegged
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>>689545682
This
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Pay the extra for the zungeanal.
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Cum in 5 seconds and then cry for the remainder of your time with her.
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>>689544445
Hookers count for losing virginity but they don't count for the number of women you've slept with. So op will be a non-virgin that slept with 0 women. Kind of gay.
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Take her to a nice restaurant and cry softly
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>>689546805
Yes
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ask for one with a penis
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jizz in your pants and cry about it
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>>689547096
kek
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Pay to just give her a massage. She works hard and deserves it.
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you will hold her hands , and only you are naked!

also she is not alowed to touch you anywere else than your hand
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Poop when you cum.
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>>689547329
roll
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>>689544134
anal fisting to her
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if dubs do post below
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>>689547329
Give massage. No sex.
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Scat
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Propose to her in the middle of it.
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poop on her chest
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Get her to vomit in your anus then use the sick as lube as she pegs you
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>>689547738
That's intense
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Call her mommy' the whole time.
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>>689547738
Choke her til she passes out
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No dubs so far...but the game is still on...

OP
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>>689547888
Yay!
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>>689547888
WINRAR.exe
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>>689547888
WINRAR
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>>689547888
WINRAR !!!!
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>>689547888
>>689547888
>>689547888
WINRAR
get one with big tits for that
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make her rub your nuts with a couple coins singing "kekle my peckle, kekle my peckle"
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>>689547329
This
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>>689547888
fukken saved...
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Call her uncle fester the entire time.
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>>689547888
We've got a winner !
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>>689547096
This!
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>>689544134
Use toothpaste as lube
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>>689548415
Reroll
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Get her to do a Deepthroat. When you cum, cum in her Nose and then cry about that.

> OP is 19 and Virgin
> OP is Kek
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ask the daring for a finger up the arse and to call you a raw slag as you toss one out as she massages your prostate whilst screaming "i stick of shit lads"
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>>689548582
Maybe im KEK but I´ll deliver

OPKEK
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ask her to vomit all over your body lad and ask to lick her back and to spank your bollocks until you spunk all over the backs of her knees
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ask her to rub shit on your neck
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tell her to fuck you in the arse with bazoka
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>>689546958
Woman always cost money wether you pay them drinks to sleep with you or you have a girlfriend that always ruins your financial situation. All women cost money. So i'd say it counts as a fuck.
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>>689548783
OP has my deepest Respect.

> OPKek

Oh, maybe also ask her to piss in your mouth too and then spit it in her Asshole
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beg her to piss in you eyes then spread gash paste all over ya testies
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take her old dried up gush and put it on a sandwich as a paste then eat in and wank crying
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>>689549117
pls yes
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Just record it
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convince her to chew on you're nob until it tingles and to smack you bollocks until they a red rum and then opiss blood on her trunk
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ask for a rustic trombone and make the noises of a trombone shouting "im the jazz king baby"
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>>689549518
reroll
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>>689549084
Also record it and post WEBM´s here later.
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>>689549518
too funny man i want to see this shit happen
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>>689549518
after that make her ass a trumbone
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This thread is going to be legend
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>>689549919
Wated Dubs Mate
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>>689550027
I got no dubs...dubs,,,trips quads are last digits
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>>689549786
re roll
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>>689547888
Oh man.
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I hope OP will comeback to tell us how it was
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>>689550141
RIP Man
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>>689550361
Of course ! Ill try to get some photo/video evidence and I will share it.

OP
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>>689549518
come on jazz king
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>>689550588
Since Im in good mood... I´ll try to do both (Mommy and Jazz king)
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>>689550179
roll
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>>689550588
winrawr
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>>689550588
Oh WINRAR...So "Mommy" is my priority and I try I wil try also do "Jazzking"

OP
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>>689550933
>>689550793
Well... it looks like we have two OP
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>>689551087
I forgot to sing on one...
OP
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>>689551178
Since they both say the same thing, I assumed they come from 2 differents anons
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>>689551396
I tried to make it clear by signing after it

OP
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OP HERE ! Ill try to post the deliver thread in 24 after this thread...
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>>689550801
i seriously wished this won
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Draw a bold swastika on your chest with a marker before going there
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>>689551647
* 24 hours
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>>689551702
Reroll
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good luck jazzking we are all backing you
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>>689551702
roll
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>>689544134
tell her to call you based god
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>>689551702
ROll
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>>689551702
Roll
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>>689551702
roll
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>>689551702
AYYY ROLL FAM
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>>689554099
WINRAR DO IT OP AND POST PICS WITH TIMESTAMP
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>>689550027
>Summerfag detected
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>>689545682
rolling,
and let her peg your virgin ass
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>>689554205
>>689554099
>>689551702
DO IT OP
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>in b4 OP delivering
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>>689547329
This
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>>689547329
This
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