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I work in a store, trips decide what i do. No running around
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I work in a store, trips decide what i do.
No running around naked or burning the store down
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>>689541252
Cum inside one of those bottles
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>>689541252
Rolling...clean that shit-hole
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pretend you are a seal when someone comes too close to ya
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>>689541252
Drink four bottles of wine
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>>689541252
Build a fort out of the bottles
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>>689541252

Get back to fucking work you degenerate.
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>>689541252
quit working in the store
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>>689541833
Roll
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>>689541901
Rerole
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>>689541462
roll for this, alternatively cum on floor
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Kill everything
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>>689541833
Roll
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>>689541252
Stack those drinks properly...they might fall anytime
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go to a cashier and try to sell your socks, negotiate
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>>689541252
Take a shit in between all those bottles
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Steal from the register/other area that money is held at
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>>689542205
He's working in that store retard.

Op cum on floor and leave wet floor sign.
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>>689542396
Roll fo dis
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take off your own shirt and put on a little kid shirt, walk out and never come back
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>>689542396
Rolling for this
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>>689542502
Op you better fuckig do this
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Do your fucking job and clean that shithole up. It's people like you that make this world terrible. Re-stack that pallet, wash the floor, put new price labels on to old stock. Have some pride in your work. You might hate it but you chose it fucker. Have a nice day, come again.
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>>689542502
Oh, working

I didn't read that part sorry

in that case just try to sell your socks to costumers
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>>689542634
Roll
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Turn every single thing around 180 degrees, so labels all at back.
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>>689542769
Roll
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>>689541252
Run around semi-nude and burn the town down
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Poo poo on the floor
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Cum on the till
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>>689542550
Rolling
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break bottle nylon with boner
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Do your fucking job and clean that shithole up. It's people like you that make this world terrible. >Re-stack that pallet, wash the floor, put new price labels on to old stock. Have some pride in your work. You might hate it but you chose it fucker. Have a nice day, come again.
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print out a rare pepe and post it on the front door, and deny you did it
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>>689542989
Roll
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>>689542396
Roll
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Print out some trump poster and hang them in the window
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Take a sharpie I'm your pooper
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Pee and leave wet floor sign... Do not mop it up
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>>689541252
Take a shit on the floor, post pics.
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Shift everything slightly to the left
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>>689543133
WIN
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>>689542634
Rolling
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>>689543146
>I'm your pooper
my sides are alive with the sound of kek
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>>689541252
open all the bottles that you can without damaging the package.
Also
Kokiam mieste?
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>>689543195
Trips. Not dubs
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> I'm rolling it this time! Do your fucking job and clean that shithole up. It's people like you that make this world terrible. Re-stack that pallet, wash the floor, put new price labels on to old stock. Have some pride in your work. You might hate it but you chose it fucker. Have a nice day, come again.part two
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Take a massive shit on the floor and take a picture of it
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>>689543308
Luke, I'm your pooper.
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>>689543338
>>689543337
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>>689543515
Newest of fags
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>>689543562
Dumbest of fags
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Checkem.
Call all customers faggot
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print out a signed trump pic recommending the store for it's great customer service and put it on the wall
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>>689543648
Saltiest of fags
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Poop and shove it underneath the wooden pallets
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last roll, print out a sign that say "ask us about our political affiliation" with a Nazi flag on it, hang on wall behind counter
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>>689543767
Fag
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This powst iz doobels
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Spray windex into your dickhole. Then masturbate and cum on the windows
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>>689543953
Mad.
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Put up a sign saying

''everything half price today!!!''
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drink whatever is in that spray bottle
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Take a Shit and draw a swastika with your shit
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Build a Swastika with beers
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>>689541252
take a shit in one of those water bottles.
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Pour soda into your butthole and shit it out in a glass and drink it
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Shake up a fuck ton of bottles of coke and stuff that are on the shelf.
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>glue your pubic hair to the bottles
>one bottle one hair, until you run out of either
>laugh madly
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>>689541252
Make as many swastikas as you can out of the beer bottles
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>>689543337
Kaltinėnai
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Pour any of the beverages up your ass and shit it all over the merchandise
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Cum in a bottle
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>>689542502
Rolling for this
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Bottle in the pooper.
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>Smear shit all over your hands
>Fondle all the goods in store
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Piss all over the merchandise
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Kill yourself
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bottle up the ass.
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Shut the store down and leave. Even with customers inside.
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>>689541252

bottle up pooper
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Dry hump as many things as you can for one hour... Video tape it
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Shit in the water bottle
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>>689545031
Roll
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Organize this shit,
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>>689541252
get drunk
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Hurry up and get trips retards, my shift is almost done.
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Shit and draw a swastka with your shit on the floor
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Shit and draw a swastika with your shit on the floor
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>>689545616
Re roll
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>>689544828
Rolllll
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