25
3
4 if blowjobs count

24.
3

18
2

33, 13

>>689539861
They don't.

25
3

>>689539785
25
2
6 if you count BJ's

24
6

38
167

20
2

25
1 (Love of my life)

>>689539785
36
45

26
probably over 20. lost count

34
1

22
0

20
4

29
20ish

>>689539785
41
101
Not even joking. Why am I on /b/?

47
33
CHECK'EM

>38
>haven't

23
10

>>689540047
>>689539861
Bill Clinton rules faggot, dick in vagina/ass or it doesn't count.

Age:24
Penetrative partners: 25-30; college was great for me.

32
41

about 30 of those were in a one year period of rampage because an ex had cheated on me

>>689540016
3 then
it would have been 4 but she had a hurt knee and during said blowjob, I kept asking her if her knee was bothering her. I guess that killed the mood.

>>689539785
30
0
fml

Your age:31
Number of women you have fucked:35

Now imagine the same thread with girls (if they wouldn't always lie about it)

>15
>10

>23
>17

>18
>25

Like you wouldn't even be able to tell the age from the guys they fucked.

>>689540321
because youre a dirty dirty liar

34
22

21
40-50

57
0

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2 days away from 36
0.

26 years old
1

only slept with the girl I was with for 4 years, and we broke up for good nearly 4 years ago. Been turned down and rejected by every interest since although I've gotten in pretty nice shape lately so maybe that will help

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>>689539785
>22
>14
>Most of them more attractive than me

31
27

18
1

19
4

>>689539785
19
1
damn i wish i could jsut fuck another girls without having to feel bad about my gf...
i want to explore more but my gf is so nice and loyal to me

>>689540641
that's a record

29

4

7.
3.

>>689539785
30
6
One was my stepsister

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>>689539785
20
5

>>689540809
lies

>>689540660

Hey man , do you sometimes think about if she found another guy ?

Age 24

6

68
9001

Not even joking

>>689540510
Seriously. I'm kind of ashamed and kind of proud. I would never admit it to someone else, since I'd get judged pretty hard as a manwhore. But In 2006 I started using craigslist, then OK Cupid, then Tinder, then Reddit, and it's been a steady flow of about ten new sluts a year ever since. I'm amazed at how easy hookups have become with technological improvements, and how horny a lot of women are a lot of the time. I never knew this when I was younger.

>>689540641
are you a wizard

>>689540983
It's over NINE THOUSAAAND

23
13

18
0

43
0
Please, how do I lose my virginity guys?

23
9
if i only had a driver licens that number would have been waaay higher

>>689539785
21
probably like 35-36
I am rather good looking

>>689539785
24
14

>>689540191
Same, brother

>>689539785
17
0

21
2

Thanks for making me feel better
>>689540460
>>689540191
>>689540146
>>689540641

>>689541142
with your dick

>>689541004
OK let's imply you're not a dirty liar for a second.
How the fuck do you do it? Most women I meet online either ignore me or are looking for a long term relationship.

>>689540809
MODS

>>689540478
>I hate wymyn
>why won't they sleep with me a bloo bloo
cry more faggot and stay a khv until you're 50 and finally stumble across a desperate 3/10 that will actually let you pay to fuck them

23
0

21
7

>>689541222
checkd

>>689541270
Please I really need help.
I've never even kissed a woman, and my last date was in high school with a fat asian girl. I really need tips. What do I do?

>>689539785
22
4

>>689540646
happy birthday virgin

>>689541316
>implying I'm a virgin
>implying I hate women
>not seeing the fact that women are mostly sluts

27
3

Mehh.

>>689540686
>35
Good form, pupper

>>689540867
Thanks, I was engaged for almost 20 years and because my ex-partner was Catholic they didn't want to engage in premarital sex. Long story short, on our wedding day it told me it was a man all along.

>>689540686
good form, pupper

>>689539785
25
9
One trap fcked me
One gave me a hand job
Countless bjs from girls

>>689539785
25
7
2 anal fuck

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24
1

Good looking enough to get laid a lot but such a social autist shut in that it drives woman away.

29
4
2 of them were cousins

25
21
none of them were hookers

25
0

28
7
1 did anal.

26
2

Kissed 4
Gropped 3

23

2

>>689541691
*one man fucked me

>>689541384
just pay for it man

24
1

>>689539785
24

around 12 from what i remember, lot of drugs lots of parties. could be more

27 - 1

>>689541633
you didn't know you were hanging out with a dude for 20 years? are you blind deaf and insensitive to touch?

>>689541845
I tried to once, but she said no.

>>689539785

25
46

>>689541732
Feel you mah bruder

>>689539785

22
5

Not impressive when you find out 3 of them were fucking whales.

>>689539785
18
1

21

7

25
66
currently engaged. so that will stay at 66 til I die

>>689539785
29
2
married the second one.

>>689539785
22
25+

>>689541384
>you become mudslim
>you kys
>you get 72 virgins
>you try to figure out what to do
good luck

25
Literally have no idea.
Not that Ive fucked that many. Just enough to stop counting.

23
17

>>689541990
I mean how unnatractive are you?

>>689541977
mods

>>689542038

faggot

>>689539785
48
112

21 8

25
4 women

21
9 - 10

>>689539785
Age 24
Fucked 1, but a lot for lie 3 years
3 if blow jobs

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>>689541990
>tried to fuck a prostitute
>still gets rejected
topkek

>>689542026
Lots of mine were whales. If you blaze through the pussy you're gonna have to fuck some bigguns. Nothin wrong with it.

>>689540376
Your a wizard harry

>>689539785
27
9

23
0

33
Over 9000

>>689541990
maybe i should've been clearer, pay a hooker, dont offer to pay random women for sex

>>689542236
Fuck I'm 25 now

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cant remember i was drunk
cant remember i was drunk
cant remember i was drunk
cant remember i was drunk
cant remember i was drunk
>did everything except penetrate her cervix

42 yo
30 women
BJs, HJs, 3d base and shit don't count

>>689539785
27
5

>>689541732
I'm with you

>>689541977
please perma lurk m0ar

>>689541979
Ive been told it had something to do with something about an xxy chromosome. Either way it had tits, a thin waist, and nice hips.

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>>689541524
Thanks I think. Have some porn.

51
0
and no I am not a homosexual

>>689541276
Some free tips!
- be confident and funny (easier said than done)
- buy decent clothes (good shoes, better than average jeans, nice pressed shirt, decent blazer / jacket)
- make sure clothes are clean (and get shirts pressed profesionally)
- take good care of hygiene and grooming
- make sure you look decent in a photo
- make sure you can write grammatically and with good humor
- make sure you can run a conversation without it dying
- have a place where you can host in comfort
- be willing to buy a drink or two
- be over 30. My love life took off so much once I hit 30. Mostly it's with women in their early 20s.

Bonus secrets:
- live in a foreign country so your accent stands out and makes you seem exotic
- have a job that involves some authority and respect (like being a college professor or a pilot or film director)

From there, you just develop a set of moves and practice them. It's at the point now where I know if I can convince a woman to come on a date, there's a 75 percent chance of sex on first date. Dating is a skill that can be mastered. Took me many, many years to realize this.

>>689542026
its not impressive anyway dw

>>689540143
Same, Cept 27

>>689542237
who says he offered to pay a prostitute?

24
around 20
never had a girlfriend though. i just fucked women from the internet

>>689539785
40
11 women
1 Tgirl

>>689542358
No she was a prostitute. She said she didn't want to.

>21
>8

>>689539785
28
3
but I've probably had sex once a day on average since I was 16

I know how to pick them, and how to keep them
first was 8/10 junior high through early college
second was 7/10 one night stand in between
third was early college and now wife, 9/10

first did anything I wanted, whenever I wanted. Anal, rimming, whatever, and from the start. I wonder how many high school freshmen get rimjobs?

wife does anal occasionally, hates rimming but has done it for me a few times, but makes up for it in overall hotness and has the tightest pussy that I could possibly fit in

>>689539785
>19
>2

eh I guess im doing alright. one of those chicks i was in a relationship with from 16 to 19

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>>689539785
24
0

I have given up.

>>689539785
25
fucked 6 women, one girl i only did it with like twice and we never fell in love. the other 5 were long standing relationship with hundreds of fuccs

>>689542571
*1 man

>>689540660
Good luck anon, it'll happen

>>689542471
this was incredible

>>689539785
31
8
7 were by 20 then the last one for the last 11 years.

16 virgin ofc

>>689542471
FUCK! id fuck with her so bad, tilt her over, push her whenever she was even close to losing her balance as it was

>she'd wake up naked in the bathtub with a dump on her chest and my load in her hair

>>689542457
and you never even saw them naked?

>>689539785
this shit is being asked so often that I'm starting to think someone is trying to do some statistical analysis. If so I'd like to remind you that there are people like me who have nothing better to do than to fuck up your statistics.

>>689539785

55
100+

Stopped counting.

No lie, faggots. Thanks to /b/ I learned about Omegle. Fucked a 25 year old the other night who has daddy issues.

Went to UK on a stop-over for business, fucked an 18 year old hottie 2 months ago.

The Internets has changed virtually everything about getting laid - I would NEVER have thought a old bastard like me could still get gash outside the Old Folks Home, especially 18 year old stuff (unless I was paying for it).

I love the internet.

God Bless Al Gore for inventing it. kek.

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>19
>0

Age 25, girls 14, kissed over 60 made a list once

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19
0

18
3

>>689539785
28 yr
12 women

19
17

>>689539785
29
over 200 (thanks to tinder)

>>689542717
get in shape and go out nigga

chicks want dick as well. chicks get desperate as well. in the end we're all humans but with different genitals, stop thinking of women as this mysterious thing that you have to woo.

>>689539785
Age: 40
Women Fucked: 8

>>689539785
22, 9

>>689542471
a woman falling about drunk and pissing everywhere =/= porn

>>689542937
I feel your pain brofrog

>>689542995
Tinder is the shit. Except that 1/2 of the women I meet there are fucking trolls or something.

They say "I live on xyz drive, do you have a car? Or I can come to you..." It's always the same language too. I haven't yet figured it out.

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age:23
10

>>689539785
34, i honestly have no idea, but way above 50. I pay a shitload of money to get laid sometimes. Worth it anyway

>>689542847
It said it was incredibly religious, and it was just generally good company. Looking back I realise just how much of an imbecile I was. And what's worse is that I'm too paranoid to pay for sex either, so I'm doomed to virginity.

>>689539785
20
0

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>>689542937
>19
>0

hahaha

28
9

Lost my virginity at 14

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>>689539785
21
4

>tfw all of them were hookers

>>689539785
21
2
(should be zero, I met them both off the internet)

>>689541990
Please tell me you didn't do this.
>>689542358
And why are you so incapable of scoring? Are you fat AND smell like shit?

>>689541814
And your point is?..

age: 20

count: 1, have been dating since 17.

>>689542574
huh. well, fuckin try a different one

>>689542505
now that's quite a guide. But don't you feel bad that you just basically fol an easy prey?
I mean if a girl is to easy for me I lose all interest

36
over 200+
i make over 100k no kids no wife
so i babysugar them.

>>689542632
sure you are

>>689543405
No I really did. I found her number in a phone box, called and we arranged to meet. When she saw me, she backed out. I offered her twice her rate and she said no.

I do shower, so I'm not disgusting. I'm also only 230lbs. I don't know why women hate me so much. I asked a coworker out on a date last year and she said yes, but nothing came of it.

>>689543019
nah u say that but i cant stand their pedistoolism so ill never get shit like >>689543250
placating to cunts shit
garbage

>>689543309
how do you even fuck up this bad?

>>689542770
whatever snowflake. Real alpha men are happy to fuck pretty girly things with a hot willing hole and not get too tied up about the terminology or insecure about our sexuality.

>>689543373
>off the internet
so how did you meet them, if it wasn't on the internet?

>>689543682
I'm just not very attractive - physically or socially.

>>689543302
Fuck.. I'm starting to believe this... and getting very curious..
Did you ever get anything? HJ? BJ? .. A dry rub.. anything? What kind of job do you have? You ever go out?

20
Huge faggot so zero

>>689543789
kek good one anon, met them from the internet, so on the internet so yeah, embarrassing but I was thinking this morning that at least virginity isn't constantly on my mind and I don't put women on a pedestal anymore.

22 somewhere between 10 and 15, moved around alot and did alot of drugs so some of my late teen years are kind of a blur

>>689543680
yeah thats just shit bitches though, gotta look deeper than that. i recommend bitches with borderline personality disorder.

>>689543682
At least he isn't 40

>>689543245


I know there is way too much bot (fake profils)

It's a matter of where do you live and how do you set your profil.

Me

only 26 years old or higher
very very near by (like 4 miles)

short questions
One after an other....

I have no friends. This is my hobby.

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>>689543831

>>689543824
there are plenty of women in the same situation
find them
fuck them
be not a virgin

join a book club or some lame shit like that
there will be lame women there
they will be craving cock like crazy

>>689543776
you fucked a man

Age: 20
Number of unique lays: Lost count, sadly. Wish I could actually remember some of them more than I do.
Would be able to keep count if it wasn't for my eighteenth year being such a chaotic time.
Times that mattered: 4

Gonna have sex on saturday with a new girl - been talking to her for 6 months, but just now live close enough. Feels nice to sort out my personal issues and actually have meaningful relationships.
>still plural
>yes, my "gf" doesn't deserve this
>inb4 kys
>inb4 liar

22
46 women
19 men

>>689541990
>trying this hard.
You read this in a ylyl thread. Faggot

22
6

>>689544160
HOLY SHIT AMIIBOS