>>689536087
The irony of this problem is hilarious.

She should go to her doctor, explain these symptoms, and ask to switch birth control. In the meantime, buy some lube

masturbate to your mother while she eats

Get her to smoke weed before foreplay/oral

>>689536236
kek'd

>>689536087
Get off birth control and use the pull and pray method.

>>689536087
>as dry as the dessert
>dessert

Dry as pie, huh?

>>689536236
this, it happened to my ex gf and it was hilariously depressing

>>689536087
Hookers

Spit. Lube. Condom. Shit nigga. Use your head.

roll to next gf

https://www.reddit.com/r/WetSexx/comments/4ntqfn/elsa_jean_more_than_a_massage/

>>689536087
it's not a vagina,
it's a pooper,
your girlfriend doesn't have a vagina

>>689536087
get a vasectomy and take her off the pill

>>689536087
use lube like every other person
if thered be a solutiion to the lack of sexdrive id assume the world would be a much happier place...til then deal with it, if she doesnt like sex that much youll just have to get used to it or quit, it wont change over time, shell just guilt herself into doing it sometimes cause its the "normal" thing to do

Switch her birth control with sweet tarts.

Maybe you dont turn her on and this is just her excuse?

>>689536087

get her off birth control that shit fucks them up

>>689536087

Is she on depo?

Give her syphilis. The genital discharge will make her wetter and the neural damage will lower her inhibitions and up her base desires, i.e. sex.

anyone know name of model?>>689536087

Fuck other women

>>689536087
try being sexier

>>689536087
dump her man, wtf is she good for with no sex drive? i think you knew the answer all along, dont feel bad. either that or tell her to get off the bill and use vasoline for a couple weeks while she gets her libido back.

rape her

>>689536087
test

>>689536087
>Dessert

Also. If birth control is lowering her sex drive thus reducing the risk of pregnancy. Doesn't that mean it's working?

You gotta turn her on, if that Pussy ain't wet then you ain't worth a fuck

>>689536087
surprise her with her favorite flowers and candy to show her that you appreciate her

>>689538392

top kek

>>689536988

+1
can confirm actually works

>>689536087

Simple,

get her off the hormonal birth control. Wait. And start the temperature method. Pretty secure once you get the hang of it. There are days where it is safe to fuck with no rubber and there are days where rubber may be used... easy

>>689540123

Also, you wife will probably lose weight in the process. Hormonal contraception is just bad for the body.

punch her in the face.

STEP 1- FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN HER ON
STEP 2- USE LUBE

Her vagina will get wetter as you fuck as well.

>>689536087
What kind of dessert?

>>689540513
Hahahah you're an idiot. Certain antidepressants as well DRY THE PUSSY OUT and shell never fucking get wet. Beta

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>>689536087
Stop using hormonal contraception. Start using pesar. Wait a few weeks for her body to heal up from all the damage caused by the pill.

Optional: Learn how to make a cannabis oil and use it to make big cums.

>>689536436
Why the fuck would you use a condom if she's on birth control

>>689536236
furst pohst bhezd pohse

>>689536087
See if she can switch birth control pills. Not much point in taking these if you're not fucking anyway.

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>>689543749
>that image

>>689536700
Checked and underrated

>>689536087
1. spit in her pussy a lot
2. get better at sex you obviously suck at it because "she has no sex drive" and doesn't get wet. that's her being nice and lying to you about the reason lol
3. fuck her in the ass. spit in there a lot too
4. find another girl
5. kys on camera

>>689536087

give her testosterone shot in her sleep

>>689544908
i gave my girlfriend steroids and we became best buddies watching sports drinking ,beating up other couples and fucking in public

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>>689536087
Vasalube

Suck her dick

>>689544420
The image only allows you to fap on a nice looking vagina, but the post allows you to have an amazing sex life.

>>689536087
>vagina is as dry as the dessert

irrigation my friend, irrigation

Get a vasectomy and never worry about children again. Its what I did at 21

>>689545570
I had an amazing sex life, but then my gf moved away for work. So I could cheat on her and have an amazing sex life or stay faithful and masturbate 3 times/day.

>>689536087
get the reversible vasectomy shit and get her off the pill
It will take a while for her to get back to normal but she will eventually
My wife was on birth control for damn near a decade and it took her almost a year to get back to normal, but only 2 months to get pregnant, and we weren't even trying that hard, I often pulled out

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>>689546107

irrigation indeed, learn from our egyptian ancestors!