ITT: People that are literally you.
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ITT: People that are literally you.
Nigger
>>689536675
cuck
>>689535946
>Marek Bestiacz
When you have lived in the shadows for as long as what may come next in the land of shadows will be next.
literally me
>>689535946
you mean, that's actually a picture of you?
huh huh huh huuh
>>689538319
me too, except i'm not a faggot
but yeah I really like to get unpleasant if someone's being unironically stupid.
literally me
>>689540021
>im not a faggot
kek sure m8
>>689535946
When you say literally you, do you mean that picture is actually you?
Could we get a timestamp or are you just a liar?
Ugh dude I haven;t used facebook for years now to people post this shit?
>>689540315
holy fuck this guy looks like a faggot ass pushover weakling bitch
>>689540315
Slice yourself open and pull your heart out. Slowly.
>>689540347
Oh, you cheeky cunt.
I'm sorry to disappoint but I'm simply not attracted to men. Don't despair, you'll eventually find a special someone that'll fill uranus anytime you like.
>>689540375
its not me but it literally is
>>689540315
>your
>>689540728
Oh I get it. We post pictures of how we feel by identifying with it.
This is literally me because I am a dickhead but also an asshole.
>>689540528
The weak tend to think along those lines. It's a safety mechanism.
pretty much me /b/ros
>>689535946
Literally me fam
>>689540315
ahah i know u irl m8
>>689540932
who is this guy?
>>689535946
Is that morriaku?
>>689535946
Faggot face
>>689541351
whats my name then you transphobic faggot
Half-right, FACE.
>>689541459
cuck clown
>>689541297
here we have some words with no real meaning
>>689541325
Not you
>>689541631
You're so cool! Can i hang out with you?!
>>689541733
Why? Google told you that?
Everybody thinks theyre leafy because he justs says a lot of relatable things
>>689541897
shut up human worm, you are but another target of my retribution
>>689540315
No need to hide the lastname, we know it finishes by -berg or -baum
>>689535946
>/b/tard drawing attention to the fact he's a /b/tard on Facebook
Oh man, these levels of autism are higher than your faggotry, OP.
I am left
>>689542178
itz actually
>>689541700
If you weren't retarded you'd understand the point behind them.
That one guy on /b/ once
For me it's the joker. Smart, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
I'm so Charlie Kelly.
>>689543029
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>689542779
You and me both friend.
>>689542528
>define weak
>along what lines?
>safety mechanism for what
your post was completely ambiguous and thus had no real meaning
you dumb?
>>689543088
>Feminine-Penis
kek
>>689542164
I'll finger you and never tell anyone.
>>689543138
He dumb /b/ro, im with you on this
Anyone got that pic of the super fat guy sitting on the floor in nothing but his underwear while he's working on his computer? If so, then that's me.
this fuckign guy is my spirit animal
>>689535946
>literally
If that is not a picture of you, then don't fucking use that word. If it is, then who gives a fuck?
>>689542779
*Tries to tip fedora but cut your finger in its edge*
>>689543777
Mike Literis.
>>689542006
why the fuck do i know this is tranny porn
>>689535946
i recognize that nose!
Hi Morokiu
>>689543777
u mad?
>>689543991
cos your a faggot
>>689540674
We didn't say you liked sex with men. Hit you're definitely a faggot that would totally get blown by a hobo
>>689540315
>Jew
When are they not being offended by something?
>>689537388
Oh wow. You are just exactly like the joker huh? Oh wait, that joker is just a faggot knockoff budget edgelord shit tier joker.
Hey i have an idea!
How about, you stop being a tryhard asspie edgelard, and instead be a normal fucking person. Who happens to also be a /b tard.
Hey its ok! We all go thru our awkward phases, its part of what i like to call
"Growing up"
Hey i used to fantasise that i was really just like batman! And then i grew out of it.
Yknow who i perceive myself to be now? Some random normal ass run of the mill asshole off the street with more knowledge and smarts than the average guy, who also happens to be a /b tard.
Pic related its really me, and my cat. (He thinks he makes a great pillow)
>>689544012
He's part dundu, you can tell.
>>689544380
>/pol/
When are they not triggered by something?
>inb4 jew
>>689544774
You can't INB4 that any more libcuckeld idiot.
>>689544166
>We didn't say you liked sex with men.
Funny, I don't ever remember saying you did.
>Hit you're definitely a faggot that would totally get blown by a hobo
No soliciting, you dirty hobo.
>>689541459
Jack G.
>>689544922
stay mad retard, remember everything is jewish owned so dont enjoy anything otherwise you may as well kill hitler yourself.
