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>>689535313
Like your moms mouth.

Feels good, better than hand.
You can cum within a second if you want to.

Definitly worth it with normal girl, you'll waste money with whore and lucricant.

A lubricated version of your hand closed tightly. Unless she a whore then its pretty much a lubricated slip and slide and youll be lost forever.

get a soaking turkey sandwich and put your dick in it. That's whats it feels like.

>>689535456

R E K T

It feels like salty milk and coins

>>689535313
Like bags of sand

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>>689535652
I see what you did there.

>>689535313
It varies from being as tight as a fist and loose as sock, but they all feel like the inside of your cheek but slightly more textured.

>>689535487
Whores get wet too you virgin

>>689535313
Feel the inside of your cheek. It feels like that.

rub some silk on your dick

like a bag of sand.

Microwave a grapefruit and cut a hole and fuck it. Like that but better.

It feels like the purpose of life. nothing comes close.

>>689535313
like the inside of your ass

>>689536279
>fuck piping hot fruit
>with insanely acidic juice
>only here
>only this place

>>689535313
Like a warm apple pie

Ask a guy who was a virgin until 22 and now bangs almost everyday anything.

>>689536425
Not that hot you nigger, cumming flushes out juice

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>>689536195
/thread

pack it up, move 'em out.

Honestly op sometimes the hand is better

>>689536597
on the off chance you ever lose your virginity, dont procreate.

>>689536195
Yeah but ribbed lightly about roughly every quarter centimeter, dependant on girl... You are a virgin.

>>689536735
This, more texture

>>689536497
Why should I?

>>689535313
At first its overwhelmingly warm, then as you start pumping you feel how wet it is and it kinda sucks your cock in every time you pull out to thrust again. Thats as best as i can describe it op

>>689535313
Bags of sand

>>689535313
>What does the vagina feel like when you slide your dick inside it?
Like warm apple pie

>>689536497
what changed

>>689536810
Why

>>689535313
It feels weird, wet and hot in the sense of temperature. Then a while later you feels nothing bcs she's so wet.

>>689536850
That's the inside of an anus. Well, depending on the guy. You are a faggot.

Ok anon's
Slow or fast blowjob!?!?

It feels like the inside of your cheek minus all of your mom's dried semen.

>>689537032
The fucking doesn't change much but the relationship that came with it does. Also it's nice not to be a virgin anymore just for confidences sake.

>>689537378
I mean, how did you lose your virginity?

>>689535313
Like the squishy spot under your tounge

Also remember that one guy who has fucked 300 girls has learned nothing but one guy who has fucked one girl 300 times is now a sex expert

>>689535313
Buy a flashlight, heat it up first and use plenty of lube. Stick it between the mattress or some couch cushions so you don't have to hold it with your hands.

Do all that and it's just about spot on as far as how it feels.

Like sandpaper and broken dreams....

>>689537682
But pull out the batteries and spring... For safety

>>689535313
when she's ultra wet, its like putting your dick into warm silk.

shits great.

>>689537444
Actually went out with friends to a party once, met one girl, started talking to her everyday, started having sex, been together for 2 years now. Just got to put yourself in social situations and find a girl as weird and awkward as you.

Well, they clench really hard at first.... But after a couple of good hits to the head they usually loosen up a bit

>>689535313
Warm apple pie

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ITT: a bunch of virgins speculating on what pussy feels like.

>muh keks

>mfw

>>689538295
kek

>>689537678
Nah, man. The guy that ducks just that one girl a whole lot is gonna be super knowledgeable about that ONE woman.

The guy that fucks ALL the women is going to be super knowledgeable about what feels the best for the widest variety of people.

>>689538477
bump kek

>>689535456
This is more accurate than you think. The inside of the cheeks are made from the same material as the vaginal wall

>>689535501
Virgin detected

>>689535822
>feel like the inside of your cheek but slightly more textured
This
More textured for sure

>>689538477
>I'm a virgin
>everyone must be virgins too


Grow up

>>689537682
FLESHlight. Thanks, phone.

If you use a FLASHlight, this anon >>689538013 is right, take the batteries and such out, first.

>>689538523
One night stands don't teach anything

>>689538664
AND his moms mouth has marinated in as much semen as the average pussy... So quite accurate

>>689535713
>>689536237
>>689536951
glad to see a few of us are still left

>>689538888
That sure is an opinion you have there. Here's your (you)

>>689538888
except the symptom of every STD known to man.

>the quads dont lie

>>689538743
Actually, not far off ass texture. A little looser, obviously. Overall, I prefer cock, but I've been having a few threesomes with couples that tend to like MtFs for whatever reason. I've done everything now, though. Tried pussy for the first time not long ago, and it's really just another set of genitals. Nothing crazy. Fun, certainly, but the obsession guys tend to have is something I don't understand.

>>689538994
A few of us=people who have seen a movie??? On a side note... Great movie!

>>689538994
You mean idiots quoting a movie where the guy was talking about what boobs feel like and not a vagina?

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>>689535313

>lick the back of your hand
>smell it
That's what vagina tastes like.

>>689539076
Don't talk back to my quads you nigger

>>689539200
At least the warm apple pie was a more accurate quote (in terms of context if not reality)

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>>689539200
>>689539185

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>>689539185
>>689539200

>you're too new to be here

>>689539667
This op asked what a vagina feels like not boobs you stupid nigger

>>689539667
So the fact that it was referenced (in the wrong context mind you) somehow proves that they were in an old thread and not just someone who watched a popular movie??? Nah. Not a reach at all

>>689535313
i dont know if its because i jerk off at least twice a day or im circumcised, or both. i cant feel much

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>>689539953
"ITS A MEME ITS POPULAR ONLINE YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND"

>>689535313
The really tight ones you can actually feel a sphincter like muscle choking your dick off.
The really loose ones are like fucking a bucket of water.

>>689540145
It's the jerking. Desensitizes dick.

>>689535456
W E W L A D

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W

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>>689540199
Girls turned off vs turned on

>>689540410
No girls with core strength vs girls without.

>>689540267
damn, i knew it.. How long does it usually take to recover? under circumstances of full abstinence?

>>689540554
Do your kegels

>>689540637
15 years

>>689535313
feels like your dick is inside melted butter

>>689540554
Not even. Positions can change a bunch. Some just are wider. Yes, one can do kegels and stuff, but I've been with a few tighter women that didn't. Just seems to be like dicks. Some are thicker than others.

>>689540699
All I say is thank god for Pilates.

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>>689535313
>tfw 24 years old

>>689538994
samefag

>>689535313

Its like fucking a bag of salty coins

>>689535313
a wet willy

>>689540554
I'll make my gf do situps and get back to you

>>689541006
Same here, also never kissed a girl either.

>>689540199
Pro tip: wraps rubber band around the beasts tremendous beef flaps before inserting....works wonders!

>>689540637
A few days, no biggie

>>689535713
more like Warm apple pie

>>689541240
You two should kiss to at least get THAT out of the way... Wherever it leads, it leads

>>689541240
I've done that when I was in school and upwards a few times

>>689540267
He's cut. His dick is desensitised already.

Feels kinda like dog pussy, but usually a bit less hairy (your results may vary)

>>689541371
alright, ill actually stop touching my dick for few days.

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>>689541006
>>689541240

>>689536497
how much does it cost you on average a month?

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>>689539953
>04/14/2011

you've got to try harder than this. i know you can do it.

>>689541663
Least he doesn't have a weird dick you gross nigger

>>689539879
>>689539953
>being this butthurt over your own newfaggotry

such a sad sight.

>>689542139
Just some time cuddling after

>>689535313
it feels like a wet bag of sand

>>689542296
Learn how to properly call people newfags you fucking newfag

>>689542475
awe. somebody said it already.... :(

>>689539305
so is a vagina a mouth which can only eat male sperm ?

>>689542945
>male sperm

>>689535313
salty milk and coins

>>689543117
females can sperm too you cys male cuck

>>689536195
that's more like butt
vagina has many different intense textures
one side is has stiff ridges, the other has soft pillowy stuff that I can't think of how to describe well
the curves and angles are great too, it isn't just a straight tube. My favorite part of sex is trying all kinds of different positions to see how many different textures I can find and how bent my dick can get to reach them

>>689537194
What? My own anus is smooth as fuck anon.
Don't lie to these people, they're sometimes even smaller spaces between the ridges, to the point that it feels like a texture not a dip.

>>689538888
QUADS SPEAK THE TRUTH

>>689536497
are you gay

>>689543381
this anon is correct
other anon is lying about buttsex
the anus feels good, but the rectum is boring and smooth and loose

>>689543486
yep

>>689543372 take care to avoid the inner fans!

>>689543653
Fangs

>>689543486
No
>>689543578
But this guy apparently is

It feels like your dick is being wrapped in a warm cocoon... Its very nice and feels good

>>689543653
I like those, but only just a nibble
some girls bite down too much when you spook them
a lot have never had a dick that deep

>>689543735
quit talking about yourself in the third person, weirdo

>>689536195

this is accurate

>>689544033
YOU SO FOONEY GUY

>>689544145
don't call me guy, friend

Some feel great, some feel alright.

Some pussies feel better than others. Some feel kinda rough in the inside and gotta keep lubing. Some feel like your dick is a hot knife slicing through butter. So wet, warm. Fuck I'm getting a boner.

>>689543971
teach me more about these..."fangs"

>>689535313
warm and sloppy

>>689535313
I feel like my life is over.
I feel like I've missed the golden years.
I have no idea what a 32 year old is supposed to do.
I'm very far behind in my development.
I feel too old now, some of the things I've listed below you do when you are 14 - 26.
Another problem I have is that I feel too young and on top of that, that I have no business being anywhere.
To me, my peers feel like 35-38, yet I myslef feel like 16-17.

> Dutch
> 32
> Lived abroad most of my Life, in an islamic country
> Never had sex
> Never drank alchohol, never tried
> Never smoked, never tried
> Never used drugs, never tried
> Never interacted with girls
> Never talked to a girl
> Never touched a girl
> Never kissed a girl
> Never had friends
> Never hung out around town
> Never hung out with peers
> Never been to a house party
> Never been to a club
> Never been to a bar
> Never been to university / college partying
> Never been to an event (concert, football match, comedy show, etc)
> Never been on holiday
> Never been to summer camp
> Never been to a party island like Ibiza
> Never had a stereo in my room
> Never had a tv in my room
> Never had a console in my room
> Was not allowed to bring people over
> Was not allowed to go to other people's homes
> My parents were very strict and would use guilt tricks to keep me indoors
> My parents also used the same excuse over and over again, which was "You are too young for that, you are not ripe enough".
> Another excuse was "Because you lack expierence you are not allowed to participate, only when you have enough expierence are you allowed to participate".

>>689535313
It's the best feeling in the world. I could just put my dick inside my gf and sit there and I'd eventually cum just from the sensation of warmth. Condoms ruin sex.

>>689535313

>Lived abroad most of my Life, in an islamic country

There's you're problem.

>>689544482
i am not your friend, buddy

>>689545121
at least you have the chan

>>689545121
Who cares man, you're just buying into other people's shit. Their life is their own. It does not make your life less valuable.
>didnt get drunk, never smoked, used drugs, went out, had friends, partied, console/good pc, etc.
I did have gf but we broke up cus it wasnt working out and tbh I don't think i'll get another one. Waste of time and you don't know if shes whore or whatever... Better focus on yourself. And btw tell your parents they can do an hero and be your own man. I don't take shit from anyone.

>>689535313
like 2 sponges in a pringles tube tbh pussy is overrated

>>689545631
I'm not your buddy, pal.

>>689535487
Lying virgin. It feels wet and warm nicer than a hand but not as tight. You won't cum in a second unless your penis don't work right.

Prostitutes supply their own condoms and lubricant.

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>>689542523
>he didn't even get a 4 year old reference
>calls others newfags
>refuses to try harder

>>689546605
im not your pal, friend

>>689546948
i am not your friend, mate

>>689546948
you said friend already. you lose, amigo.

>>689547037
im not your mate, bro.

>>689545631
I'm not your buddy, guy