We're now in a time where 90% of the people on /b/ won't even deliver
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
We're now in a time where 90% of the people on /b/ won't even deliver on something like shaving their hair or toothpick kicking a wall, but some 'enlightened' faux-buddhist twat on facebook will cut his earlobes off for 10k likes
Well done, /b/, Facebook is officially funnier than here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJDHwg-dfmo&feature=share
So if I get dubs you're saying you're one of the OP's that will deliver on toothpick kicking a wall? If so, lets get to it OP.
>>689530520
I have no toothpicks, but if someone gets dubs, I'll pierce my lip with a skewer
>>689530687
wait, no skewer either. I'll find something
>>689530687
let's roll
Rollin for the pierced lip
>>689530922
Oh shit, now I need to find something
>>689530922
OH SHIT
>>689530922
Will he deliver I wonder?
I can't find the skewer, so give me a minute to find something
>>689531074
Use a pencil
>>689531074
A pen or pencil perhaps?
>>689531274
this
pls op i still have some faith in b
>>689531274
>>689531294
Not sharp enough
bumping so OP can Deliver
>>689531538
Be careful kid, you could cut yourself with that
>>689531538
A pencil straight outta the sharpener isn't sharp enough but that dull af switchblade is? Might increase the pain factor but idk, your decision.
>>689531689
Pretty sure that's the fucking point, pun intended
Deliver OP
Deliver already
I'll have to go to work in a few minutes
Can opener to make the hole, pencil to push through it
Let's do this, /b/
Roll , do it you faggot
>>689532261
Reroll
>>689532341
Reroll
pussy won't deliver
Well, shit /b/, I can't get it much further
>>689532663
Push harder then
>>689532663
Are you starving to death?
>>689532663
Thats gotta be the weakest shit I have ever seen on B
Dubs for can opener in the pooper
>>689532663
Pretty weak but at least you delivered. +0.5 respect
>>689532999
tripsssssssssssssss
>>689532999
AW SHIT TRIPS
>>689532999
OP here. Nothing has ever gone in my ass and that isn't changing today
>>689533203
Fag
>>689532999
Oh yea baby. Aimed for dubs got the win. Delivar anon
>>689533255
For not wanting things in my ass?
>>689533341
He rolled trips
>>689532663
Already pierced lip, show hole fag boy, I can tell by the retarded look on your face
>>689533203
Go back to Facebook then op
Derail
>>689533203
>complains nobody delivers anymore
>Hardly delivers once
>Refuses to deliver something else
Faggot detected
>>689533729
Lmfao kek hahah lol
L8rs /b/
OP
Pic related
>>689533517
Oh I catchew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIJ3re8-sFE
>>689533875
It's already pierced you skinny emo fag
Roll trips in reply to this post and I'll give you $50. Paypal only, faggots.
>>689534257
Can I have that in english
>>689534257
bullshit
>>689534257
it is possible
>>689534257
NO! It is mine!
OP won't deliver.
>>689534257
OH ITS ON!
>>689535992
no its off>>689534257
>>689531585
MOARRRR
>>689535956
OP delivered
Also roll for >>689534257
>>689532663
Yo didn't you hear. The Nazis lost. You can go home now
>>689530687
Nigga what? FUCKING ROLL
Best cringe thread ever
>>689530922
Delievered?
>>689534380
Get a triples in ending of your postnumber and he will pay you 50$ , but only with paypal.
>>689534257
Guys, you need to include your e-mail in order for me to contact you...
>>689534257
I don't have paypal
>>689537575
i guess ur screwed then
Op go threw your wrists. It cant be hard, with your E.T like frame a good paper cut should do it, just keep the aids off the keyboard.
>>689530687
hes not gonna do it
>>689536213
underrated post.
That video literally just got banned
