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What's the worst movie you've ever watch /b/?

Could only make it through 30 minutes of pic related.
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>>689524592
I literally vomitted. I made it exactly 16 minutes in.
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Pure shit.
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>>689524592
i genuinely liked these 2 movies
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all of this casual bad movie watchers i dare you fags to sit through doomed
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0956335/
or recon 2022
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0791142/

fuck i wanted to scratch my eyes out while sitting through them so fucking cringy
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>an ocean of shit
>the whole time i was laughing at how made up it all is
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>>689525221
You have horrible taste.
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>>689525221
you're part of the problem.
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webm related.
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>>689524971
+1

+ all recent stuff with Dolph Lundgren and Steven Seagal
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switched off after 15 mins
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>>689525742
>>689525721
same fag?
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I was hoping for the best but it sucked
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>>689525875
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For me it's a tie between "Frogs" (1972) and "Alien Species" (1996)
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>>689526192
sorry they popped up at literally the same time looks like we use the same 4chan skin so my taste isn't all bad
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>>689526001
Haven't watched it yet.

Seems like everyone either loves it or hates it. Like 50/50 from the people I've talked to.
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Adam sandler pixels
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>>689526677
that was pretty jewy
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Ridiculous.
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>>689525828
many preteen sexual frustrations were resolved by this movie, so it wasn't complete shit.
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Anything Adam Sandler or "The Happening". Killer trees for fuck sake.
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>>689526936
I know. It's shit, but I came so hard to it when I was 12.
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>>689526855
It can't be THAT bad... right?

....right?

Oh wait, Zack Snyder directed it. Nice call on that one DC.
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>>689524592
Forest Gump.

Although I sat through the whole thing, I hated every second. There literally wasn't a scene that I couldn't poke holes in or make fun of.

I have only ever watched it once but because of the hatred I instantly felt towards it, I remember huge chunks of dialogue.

The over all message of the film is fucking terrible - keep doing as you're told, always respect authority, fight unjust wars and you'll float to the top.
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>>689524592
Insidious. It is the lowest of the low in modern day horror entertainment. No real atmosphere, not buildup, just jump scares. Shitty annoying jumpscares everywhere. THAT'S NOT REAL HORROR
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>>689528301
You don't know what love is.
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Taken 2
what a piece of shit
90mins of cringe and crying
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>>689529063
most of us never even touched a girl, how the fuck are we supposed to know what love is?
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>>689524592
Whatever that hot tub thing was
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>>689529352
hahahahahahaha
spot on m8
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this piece of crap. its the sequel to rocky horror, why havent you heard of it you ask, because its a piece of shit.
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>>689529352
It's what Jenny keeps telling Forrest all through out the movie. The funny thing is though that it's THE only thing he knows, he knows he loves Jenny. I has no idea what it means to be world famous, be in a war, meeting the president, starting a multi billion dollar company or having social talk with celebrities. All he wants is Jenny.
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only 20 mins of this shit
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>>689528509
the horror genre is weird. every now and then there's a really spectacular mainstream horror flick but it's few and far between.

love watching low budget horror movies though because a lot of the time you can tell the director really gave a shit and tried even if the movie is shit.
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>>689529700
and the bitch cucks him
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>>689529735
edgy
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>>689525828

shut your fucking mouth! i fapped to that movie in my youth! remember the whirlpool scene?
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I watched the whole damn thing
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>>689525721
>>689525742
>STOP LIKING THINGS I DONT LIKE!!!!!!!!!
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>>689528301
Its pretty brilliant that movie. That's not the message. He does however have a life of moments of dumb luck.

The over all theme is luck and the contrast between him and Jenny.
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StrarTrek: Renegades
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>>689529412
Hot tub time machine?
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retarted
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forgot pic
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Joe Dirt 2.
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>>689529700
but to want something isn't loving it

think about that for a second, i understand the plot of the movie just fine, and what love is suppose to mean, and how i should feel when i am in love

but never having experienced it firsthand i can only empathically know how it feels, well technically we've all been forest, unrequited love is a son of a bitch, i understand that feeling which most of the movie is, but she finally accepts him after she's broken and ruined, the only person to truly love her, no matter what she did

she never understood what love was, he did, he know it was more than wanting or needing, the feeling of love is so much more complex than "want" or "need" hell even adding in the chemicals the brain uses to make us feel love and to feel loved, aren't exactly the whole story either
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>>689525567
This this this.. wow! cringefest and just plain terrible
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>>689529979
Is this what you like?
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>>689530058
You tryna get sued nigga?
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The happening takes the cake for me.
Killer trees.
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>>689530302
Would have liked it if it didn't fucking drag on forever and if Matt Damon wasn't doing his best portrayal of Matt Damon.
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>>689524592
Star Wars christmas special
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>>689531040
fuck i could never sit through the movie long enough to get to that scene holy shit she's fucking sperging out hard

i'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts
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>>689530485
What's your point? It looked like you agreed with me, except for misinterpretating my use of "want", up until that last bit.
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>>689531607
i was, just pointing out i actually do understand what love is
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>>689531925
Who said you didn't?
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>>689531040
Dem propeller tits
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>>689524592
devil's chair... devil
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Would rather be impaled then see this in its finality
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>>689530302
I enjoyed this. still didnt compare to interstellar.

PAINFULLY BORING. a bunch of old guys with a hard on for a younger kitchen worker recollect their lives. By far the worst movie ever made, utter shit.
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Only made it 20minutes.
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>>689524592
I have seen a LOT of films and this has to be the worst one ever!
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>>689531040
>Kyle MacLachlan
cant unsee
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>>689529692
that looks god awful.
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>>689524592
Pretty much any superhero movie released recently.
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>>689530662
I thought this was enjoyable, maybe it was the bottle of brandy.
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>>689530302
This movie was complete trash.
>I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this
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>>689533826
Like that'll make it better
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>>689529735
weak bait
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>>689533445
lies and filth!
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>>689524592
You should watch his new Netflix original the do over
Only good Adam sandler movie, funniest thing I've watched this year
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>>689533602
I was also entertained by it, i feel like its one of those movies that are shitty but is still entertaining kinda like Nicholas Cage movies.
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>>689533577
Dubs don't lie
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This hands down.
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>>689534082
I refuse to believe it's actually good.
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>>689526192
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>>689526855
It isn't even that bad. Worst movie? Are you kidding me? Jack N Jill, Green Lantern, zoolander 2, Iron Man 2, 17 again, mallcop are all better than MOS?
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>>689524592
Bruno.
It was pretty much a gay porno.
Nothing funny, nothing cringe, just gay porn.

Such a huge let down coming from borat.
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>>689524592
There is one movie I dare anyone to sit through. Fucking Garbage-pail Kids. It is nauseating on so many levels. Go watch it and tell you've seen something worse.
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>>689534414
As far as Adam Sandler movies go it was pretty good, But compared to other comedies its trash.
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>>689534308
for an adaptation movie. no contest. but garbagepail kids makes that look like citizen kane
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>>689531040
What movie?
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>>689534680
Fuck you, Iron Man 2 was sweet. He privatized world peace, you're welcome.
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>>689534666
now i'm really fucking confused
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Anything with Seth Rogan. That dumbass fat fuck is cancer.
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>>689535222
nice trips
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Tell me this isnt the worst piece of crap ever. I dare you to give me one worse movie.
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>>689526001
???
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>>689534134
Agreed.

This was awful too. Come on you guys arent trying.
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Probably Gods of Egypt, Dragon ball, Last Airbender, Mall Cop, typically any movie made by Adam Sandler and his faggot friends.
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>>689529735
Most overrated movie in existence, wouldn't bother watching it again but the second one wasn't as bad
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>>689536845
you haven't even seen true bad.
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>>689536931
thank god the third one tied everything together so nicely.
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>>689532787
God this was thee worst movie I've ever seen he's such a boring actor and the film didn't have a single satisfying moment if I wanted to see some dopey cunt make stupid decisions and mope about doing nothing to fix them I'd look in the mirror
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>>689530378
I actually enjoyed this movie. I could see why you didnt, they hardly through in any background for it.
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>>689530662
Same here. The most boring piece of shit ive ever seen, couldn't even laugh at how bad it is
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this shit
i'm a diehard fan of simpsons (s1-s11)
but this movie was shit as shit all
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>>689537220
Yeah the third one was the best of the three I would say, I just didn't get the first one it was so bland, Scorsese's mafia films are much better imo
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Worst movie I have ever seen would definitely be Grave Encounters 2
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>>689537993
it's a shame. i thought the first one was pretty good too, granted i was expecting it to be complete shit when i started watching it
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This is the worst piece of trash I have ever scene, wanted to stop after 20 mins but forced myself through the whole thing. Utter shit use of my time
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>>689533114
The name itself suggests lameness.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39VbxL3Abqs
This movie.
Almost all of this movie's viewers probably heard of an earthquake movie called "San Andreas" and accidentally ended up watching this movie.
Because it's the same plot, very similar title, just with really shitty SFX and writing.
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>>689538201
its lacking the most important part. The Rock
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I would have needed matchsticks in my eyes to finish watching this.
It was trying so hard to be gritty and real but all it was, was dull as dishwater.
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>>689524592
walked out of this pos. never saw II or III
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>>689538744
don't know why people thought leo was so fucking brilliant in that movie. just because he did some gross shit doesn't mean that his acting was any fucking good.

Tom Hardy on the other hand should have gotten best supporting actor for this movie.

4/10 at best.
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>>689538201
That movie looks like comedy gold.
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>>689530058
>Cool Cat is Cooler than Barney the Dinosaur
you fucking take that back you dick riding piece of shit
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>>689538946
woah edgy
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>>689525842
>recent
Nothing either of those two shitstains has done ever has been acceptable.
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>>689525221
Kys
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>>689530378
Bait
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>>689538201
>i have seen video botulism
shit writing, shit actors, animation rivaled by anyone with an iphone.
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>>689538946
Cringe
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>>689530378
I watched it about 2 weeks ago, I don't see what all the hype was about, the visuals are fantastic but the rest of the movie is sub-par. But not the worst one i've seen.
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>>689533294
I got stuck seeing this shit at the theater with a group of friends. So glad I brought a flask with me.
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>>689526001
it's fucking great
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this one
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>>689531040
This is not how sex works.
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>>689524971
It's like all the bad bits of a porno and none if the good bits.
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>>689529735
Trole
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>>689526001
I got through about 10 minutes.
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I've seen alot of shitty movies in my life without blinking but this almost caused me a suicide
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>>689534134
There are movies like that. For example, The Room. That movie is horrible, but at the same time really entertaining.
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>>689524592
City of Lost Children.
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>>689541559
>gobble gobble motherfucker

My sides
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>>689524592
House of the Dead, the movie

never have I seen a movie so terrible


Transformers 3 is pretty horrendous also
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This shit
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>>689541559
Is that a Muppet on the left?
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>>689524592
Easily the worst movie ever
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>>689542012
it's a degeneracy of a muppet but yes, let's call it that way
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The wicker man
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>>689531040
Poor Jessie Spano...
Bet Zac would have fucked her right.
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>>689533445
My wife couldn't stand it, but I loved it. lol
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>>689524783
Has adam sandler actually been in anything funny? His only good(ish) movie is the football one, and hes outshined by far
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>>689534308
It's almost as if the producer and director had never watched a full episode of dragonball at all.
They just thumbed through some manga, and youtubed the rest....
Holy shit was this bad...
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>>689542124
sooo edgy
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>>689536455
Cmon!
Funky Towel is enough to save this beast.
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>>689524592
I can 100% ensure you that you will never see anything in the world worse then this movie. The fact it cost me $3 from a $5 movie bin at my local servo should let you know how bad it is. The cool looking hunter on the back isn't even in the movie!
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>>689542931
Check out punch drunk love. Shows that he's actually a good actor just chooses to be a faggot
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>>689534666
Get lost Satan. And take your mind games with you.
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>>689541287
Of course not if you have a small dick
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>>689526855
you unintelugent underagers, this is ok movie. batman vs superman i a masterpiece if you throw out that wonder what woman
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>>689543398
i hated this even more
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>>689534308
This is the only movie I've seen in the cinema where I've actually walked out on. Utter horse shit
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>>689543398
lol bullshit.
This movie was not NEARLY as bad as other things I have seen.
I would actually watch this if it were on cable, and judge judy was a rerun.
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>>689542005
Is that William de foe and that bitch from Witches? Looks terrible. What the fuck are their red hats for?
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>>689526533
the people who hate it are just too dumb to understand it.
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>>689525828
Fuck off. Everybody jerked off to this movie. Therefore, nowhere near the worst ever.
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>>689543978
Lel never even heard of it. I'm gonna have to get ripped till I don't know which way is up and watch it.
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>>689544050
Judge Judy is still on my tv when I return from work, rather peal my eye lids off the watch her scream at someone for being male
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>>689544051
2. Anderson was also inspired to make the movie because of one of his childhood heroes: Jacques-Yves Cousteau, the popular oceanographer and adventurer. Many of the details in the movie mirror Cousteau’s real life. The character of Zissou was originally supposed to be named “Steve Cousteau,” and besides being an ocean-documentarian like the fictitious Zissou, Cousteau also had a research vessel named the Calypso (Zizzou’s is the Belafonte), which, like Zissou’s ship, had a mini-sub, a gyrocopter, and a research balloon. Cousteau's crew wore red knit caps and uniforms, and his son Phillipe was tragically killed in a plane crash.
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>>689542931
My inner teen always enjoyed Happy Gilmore
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Without a doubt the worst movie in existence
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Walked out of this
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>>689544321
Pretentious fag spotted.
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>>689545499
Is that Mama, from throw mama from the train, in the lower triangle picture?
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>>689545575
god wtf happened to matthew broderick?

seems like he's just been a beta cuck since he made ferris bueler's day off.
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>>689545575
>ben stiller
>good
kys fam
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>>689524592
Biodome with Pauley Shore
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>>689545837
call me pretentious all you want, but I'm not gonna hate a movie just because I don't understand it. If I don't understand it I'll watch till I do.
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Fateful Findings, legit the worst movie in existence
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>>689545899

Yeah, and the daughter is Juliette Lewis
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>>689526001
most peoples dislike of the movie lacks alot of rational reasoning.
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>>689545263
Cheers
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>>689546262

On top of that the tubes are the fucking telephone. Whoever made this movie need to collectivly die.
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>>689530378
hated it, didnt see the point, worst piece of shit ive seen for years, and people think its bait, kek
they shouldnt of called it mad max and what was the point of going a few miles up the road to come back again
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>>689526001
life must be shit with taste this bad
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>>689546097

I legit enjoy that movie whenever it's on TBS at 5am
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Captain America Civil War

There was too many characters crammed into this film. They also ruined Spider-man.
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>>689546632
Easy now, you actually described the entire plot of all of the other Mad Max movies...
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>>689530662
any film where Mark Wahlberg puts on his soft voice you know its gonna be total shit
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Warcraft
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>>689546976
Are fucking autistic? They finally made Spider-man as it should be made years ago. But they did fucked up aunt May, she is not supposed to be a MILF
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>>689541168
Never heard of it
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>>689539851
The Punisher movie was ok, the only bad part about it was Dolph himself. If they remade that movie with the same plot and characters, but modern techniques and better actors, I think it'd do pretty well.
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>>689547466
They did, it was better. dolph acting is like watching robot fails on youtube.
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>>689547330
Like I said, they ruined Spider-man by making him way too young. Probably should have named him Spider-boy if they want to keep him in high school. They should have kept Andrew Garfield and worked with it. Instead we're getting another boring origin story with a stupid subtitle (Homecoming). I hate Marvel for this.
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>>689547466
thought the 2004 punisher was pretty good. shame travolta was in it though. haven't watched the dolph one, probably never will.
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>>689524592
One of the worst is definitely "Knock Knock". Watched it for one hot scene that was webm'd on /b/. What a terrible piece of shit.

What I really hate is when a movie has potential, but fucks it up due to bad acting, plot holes etc., and this was one of those movies. The story isn't new, but it's not bad either. What is bad is the absolutely unbelievable decisions the characters make. The acting isn't great either. Half way in, the story turns to shit, plot holes keep bitchslapping you non stop, and the end is so painfully stupid that it makes me mad with rage. And to top it of, during the last scene, they're playing "Where Is My Mind" from Pixies (also used in the final scene of Fight Club). This had me white hot with anger. Fuck this movie. Fuck the writers.
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>>689547466
Yer fuckin dumb. That first Punisher movie is a fucking classic. Americans love vigilante justice.
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>>689547831
you are deluded like average liverpool fan...
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There isnt one Ed Wood movie listed in this thread. You guys are fuckin casuals. You have no idea what bad really is.
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>>689546976
i like caps movies, i find he as the strongest stories and black widow always gets a good part

i just wish theyd take all this legal and moral shit out of super hero movies

lets all cry when some punk gets killed when the earth is being saved

lets sue superman for destroying a building while he's saving the fucking world

whats with all this shit, the next ironman will be a court based drama
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>>689538744
>>689539087
Not the worst movie, but def disappointing. I don't know why it gets so much appraisal.
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The Transformers movies. First one was bearable, but from then on the characters became so cringe I just couldnt even
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>>689547831
You do realise Spider-man was created with the very intention of being a young teenager to cater to a younger audience, since most other superheroes at the times were adults?
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>>689546025
>no reading comprehension
>>>/reddit/
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>>689548132
Yeah, but say what you like about Ed Wood, at least he believed in his own films. He certainly didn't do it for profit.

Also, how about this?
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>>689548237
tom hardy best supporting actor for grunting his way thru every movie he as made kek, i didnt know he could speak till he did the krays movie
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>>689548132
That's because really, ED WOOD wasn't that bad. You can go jack-off to that Michael Medved "50 Worst Films Of All Time" book until you're raw, but ultimately there are MUCH worse films out there than the stuff Wood put out.
I dare you to compare anything from Wood's filmography against, say, "KILL" (on the Troma label). Trust me, "Kill" makes "Plan 9" look like the picture of fucking film-brilliance.
It's lazy to use Ed Wood as a scapegoat. He had passion and was in focus most of the time. His films are more competent than those of H.G. Lewis, and yet people laud Lewis with being a pioneer (of the gore film), while his films are technically trash (and have no passion in them whatsoever).
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>>689542931
Fifty First Dates was by all means not bad.
Not a masterpiece mind you, but harmless.
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>>689548315
only watched the first one. every action scene i just sat there not being able to tell what robots were fighting or anything that was fucking happening.
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>>689529692
is it disappointing? Yes.
is the music sub-par? Yes.
does it suffer for the lack of Tim Curry? Absolutely.

But it's hardly the worst film ever.
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Also, Battleship.
A friend recommended this movie. What utter garbage. I didn't think that it's gonna be good, but I didn't expect this amount of retardation and autism. Painfully stupid, stuffed with pathos and vomit. Why isn't it illegal to put shit like this out there?
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>>689530662
really, really bad.
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>>689548653
Yeah, I'd agree with that. It was a perfectly watchable movie. Nothing great, nothing hilarious, but I wasn't upset I watched it.
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>>689533445
probably the worst Tarantino film, but still pretty damn good!
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>>689548132
Not as bad as this Ed Wood classic
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>>689547590
>>689547876
>>689547999
I haven't yet seen the later two movies, they're still on my list. I think the first movie was a well written movie that really captured the essence of a Punisher comic, but Dolph was not the right casting choice. He couldn't pick a voice to use, always had a forced kinda duckface "tough guy look" on, and looked like the frontman to an emo boy band. Other than him the movie was good, him improvising tools, him interacting with his "kooky" pal, the mobs fighting him and each other. I'm sure the others have better Punisher's, but I still stand by the first movie being good.
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The only movie I have not been able to finish is Inception. Maybe it's just Christopher Nolan, I don't really like any of his shit.
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>>689545499
I, uh.... I saw this in the theater.

Yeah.
Pretty dire.
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>>689548973
Glen or Glenda is amazing.
You people honestly have no idea what BAD films are.
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>>689548627
Damn son you must have a really impressive beard. Anyway Im also suprised no one has mentioned anything by Troma Team.
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>>689549314
No beard. Just knowledge.
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this steaming pile of shit
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>>689549089
>Maybe it's just Christopher Nolan, I don't really like any of his shit
Christopher batman Nolan
Christopher The Prestige Nolan
Christopher Memento Nolan

fuck off attention seeking idiot
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>>689548985
in my head Thomas Jane (2004 punisher) is fucking great. Really nailed it. Again Travolta is a fucking travesty, and it had some pacing issues, but I enjoyed it.

Warzone was a fucking terrible film imo.

Also, check out this fan punisher film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWpK0wsnitc
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>>689548065
Liverpool? Nope. Deadpool fan is more like it. Deadpool is the greatest Marvel film of all time too.

>>689548222
I agree that they should take out the legal/moral crap out.

>>689548347
I honestly don't care if he was created to cater to a younger audience. I actually wanted Andrew Garfield's Spider-man in the MCU, yet Kevin Feige fucked that up. Also what would be the point of an underage Spider-man if he can't work at the Daily Bugle?
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>>689549513
PUNISHER: WARZONE is a goddamned barrel of fun. Over the top lunacy, how can anyone dislike it?!!
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>>689548539
checked and approved as one of the worst films in History
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>>689549664
i literally didn't enjoy a single second of that movie.
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>>689549365
Ed Woods The Violent Years is easily the worst movie ever. Nothing H G Wells made even comes close.
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>>689536455
Funky towel!
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>>689549508
You like an overrated director, good for you?
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>>689549774
this is a movie thread not some shit your mom paid for to keep you quiet while the babysitter got gangbanged by your parents
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>>689550084
Walked out of the theatre.
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>>689548539

doesn't really count, since it's a short

>The film follows a group of intergalactic homosexual black men from the planet Anus, who discover the presence of female creatures on planet Earth. Using rayguns, they proceed to eliminate females one by one from Earth, eliciting gratitude from the previously oppressed male population.

solid plot
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>>689524592
Transformers.
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>>689549500
What? It's funny, it's stupid, it's a little trashy. It's exactly what it's supposed to be, it's honest about it, and that without being pretentious.
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>>689549912
>Nothing H G Wells made even comes close.
>H G Wells

I can tell you're a subject on the matter.
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>>689525828
Best movie ever.
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>>689550050
sorry bro i know they are not in the same league as your 2 favorite movies

beaches
Schindler's List
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>>689550160
I'm surprised SJW aren't raging at this film, to be honest.
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>>689550069

take your Ritalin pls
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>>689543928
you're retarded. this movie has shitty post production, shitty dialog, shitty acting, and the fact that the word "superman" was never said once is bullshit. this movie
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>>689538165
Agreed
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>>689549912
>H G Wells

fucking kek
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Would probably be unfriended that movie was so terrible
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>>689529735
well the first 20 min was pretty boring, just a wedding
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>>689550237

>It's funny

it's not. at all.
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>>689550420
Obvious Marvel fanboy bashing a DC movie is obvious. Even if you were a Superman fan, Man Of Steel is definitely NOT the worst. Superman 4 is.
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>>689529735
sad truth is that this probably isn't bait, and our future cinema will be catered to ADHD cunts like this who can't watch a movie without a fight scene happening every 15 mins
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>>689538946
its funny because the lightsaber duals were the only decent parts of the movie, until you realize jar jar was a sith lord and actually manipulated the entire events of the origonal trilogy
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>>689524592
If you want a laugh watch this shitty "scary" movie
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>>689530058
Delete this
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>>689547999
If you hover over the post number from 66 on 999's post, the two "Punisher Movie" words synch up fucking perfect, what the fuck
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>>689530378
I thought it looked stupid before it was released. Saw the great reviews after, and thought I'd check it out. It was boring as fuck. Didn't even have the heavy metal soundtrack I thought it would have (reminded me of Twisted Metal).
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>>689550849
the first one is probably the most overrated movie of all fucking time. just annoying characters getting lost in the woods and arguing.

literally nothing scary about it.
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>>689550761
Super hero movies are shit in general. go back to school you faggot.
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>>689550420
please, do yourself a favor don't argue with this fool, i was gonna comment, but there are obvious mental issues at play here
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House of Blood, aka Chain Reaction, worst "movie" ever
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>>689551018
This movie started off good. after the first 30 min. i was extremely pissed off that i wasted my time with pure shit. idk how the hell they go morgan freeman to cast in this movie
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>>689541604

FUCKING DEAD
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It is unlikely you will ever see a movie worse than this. I saw it because I knew one of the guys who made it, but jesus, it only goes so far.....
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>>689536455
Sewer surfing my nigga
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>>689548315
The last one that came out was the worst. Slow mo of a guy being hit with the tire of a car in his face in mid air. Seriously, what the fuck?
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