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Help me get laid niggers
Tell her you will kill a dog if she doesnt send pics of her puss then threaten to kill her entire family if she doesnt come jerk you off with her feet and let you bottle her farts
works everytime
i want to touch ur boobie
>>689519989
>>689520012
>/b/ in charge of hookups
>>689519828
I'll help you get laid. Never say "oh daammmmnnn"
I am a massive faggot. Do you like dick too?
only retards go into architecture. what are you, a retard?
>>689520538
OP will always be a faggot.
>>689519828
Nah joking, im actually a admin of a website I dont get paid but I live at my moms so it doesn't matter haha! Banning people all day is fun and win every argue. I love my life.
>>689519828
Architecture ? Do you think jet fuel can melt steel beams ? Only retards study architecture, you glue sniffing twat.
>>689521005
Reroll.
>>689519828
Just tell her the truth, that you have AIDS
>>689520538
This !
>>689520997
Reroll.
>>689520997
This!
>>689521133
Winrarr
>>689521133
Winrar
>>689521133
Fail, fuck you faggotlord.
>>689521271
Winrar is awinrar faggot OP post em
>>689521340
>Being that new.
>>689521071
>>689521133
Samefag
>>689521340
didnt he say "help me"? not dubs decide
OP never said something about dubs
>>689521555
SAID THE TRIPS
top kek. newfags waiting on op to deliver
>>689521555
If you get this by wasting trip, you're a fucking retard mate.
>>689521513
>pic related faggot.
>>689519828
Ok, let her answer/message you, then i tell you what to say. Don't be a desperate leech
>>689521555
OP never said anything about tripps either .
Hi guys how do i do green text. hehe xd LOL :)
>>689519828
I can't grant wishes , nor do i make miraculously miraculous miracles happen OP , therefore you don't have a fucking chance , have fun being forever lonely with only us as your guide into the life you live as a Faggot.
>>689521133
Winrarrrr
>>689519828
Be tall handsome with a big dick, it doesnt matter what you say
>>689519989
>if she doesnt come jerk you off with her feet
Never said anything about dubs faggots
>>689521071
>>689521661
Samefaggot
>>689523196
>very busy
You're out. Move on to another girl; don't sink any more time into some "artsy bitch" who thinks she's worth you wasting your time even though she was never interested in the first place and only (even though she would never admit it) wants to boost her fragile self-esteem.
>>689523196
want me to make it busier? lets meet up and start fucking just to ruin our lives a bit but have fun.
>>689523983
trust me OP, it works something like -0.2% of the time
>>689523983
Jumping off the deep end
>>689520538
lol
>>689519989
You fucker I had a mouthful of water
>very busy
get fucking rekt
>>689524288
>Start to what
She can't read? Or does she write like she's talking to you irl?
>>689524288
>5 new posts
maybe she has a word filter
>>689524288
Just repeat in CAPS
>>689524288
"Uh.. get to know eachother I guess. Where do you live?"
Something like that
>>689524288
Okay I'll go a little bit slow for ya, do you want to hook up and be like friend's with benefits for a while just to get behind on work and stuff? have a little fun with a bit of a trade off?
Op fag
>>689524423
My guess is the former. She's some kind of gook
Tell her "let me lick your butthole, that will relax you from school" i bet sje understands that
>>689519828
IT AND JOURNALISM? YOU MUST BE A HEALTHY FIT MALE ALPHA.
>>689523457
This guy knows it.
>>689525007
-0.3% this time OP. Great lucks
>>689524288
Cooking* auto correct mistake. Lets cook I know really healthy meals since I started being vegan 2 months ago
>>689525007
Oh she will fully understand that im sure
Netfish and chill? My family owns a nice boat we often use to fish. We can catch our dinner, maybe wifi hotspot some Netflix on the boat? ;)
>>689519828
get her off tinder
ask what she was looking for through tinder.
give her what she wants (dick inevitably) but the trick is to give it to her HOW she wants it.
- fuckboy
Dont even bother, every asian has a hairy pussy, they cry while they get fucked THISI A FUCKING FACT.
You deserve something better, dear anon.
>>689526167
Doesn't have to be asian just based off the picture.
Could be latino / hawaian or some of that sort, not that the name would fit those cultures.
Say this. "Im the only skinny fit alpha male IT guy and future journalist that has ever graced your oriental slanty field of view"
Me so horny, me rikey the fried rice
OP please continue, what did she say...?
>>689527011
More?
>>689526304
ur being a fag rn tis shit isnt funny nd this wouldnt get anyone laid.
it would be oksy if it were atleast funny, but it isnt.
>>689524288
I just think we would fit eachother pretty well you see. I'm attractive, you're attractive... So I really think we should just meet up and see how it goes ^^
>>689528485
reroll
"What the fuck are you on a date/hookup app for if you're doing none of the above? I thought asians were a lot smarter than this."
>>689528768
Kek
Good luck OP, I wanna see her nudes in a "pics you shouldn't share" thread in the future. Don't be a faggot.
>>689525160
0.3% of the time it works every time
Ask her if she wants a shot of soku
bump for interest
Fake and gay just like my erection currently
