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What's that?

We all know who really controls australia

My area isn't due for nbn until late 2017. However that may be a good thing as if labor wins the election I might have a chance of getting FTTP instead of FTTN. Compared to liberal where it's only chance of fttn.

2035 cunts

>>689520282
My town is hooked up with NBN
It's fuckin great

>>689520282
in all honesty i would take any politician's promise on the NBN with a grain of salt

>>689520282
>>689520508

Lots of places that get NBN will actually be slower than ADSL ... oz is fucked for internet, and the fucktard Libs want to solidify our bronze-age-speeds for the next several decades.

>>689520755
Who are you voting for, Anon? I still haven't a clue

>>689520721
True, but at least labor is taking the initiative on the subject where as liberal couldn't give a flying fuck. So that's where my vote will be.

>>689519739
going on 4chan should automatically disqualify you from owning a gun or voting.

>>689520986
i guess there are many many reasons to not vote for libs. But in all seriousness fttn can still be useful it just depends on the neighbourhood, i work in telco and still have people that have fttp with 100down 40 up who can't maintain a stable connection

>>689520877

I honestly don't know mate. I'm still pissed that we are a multi-party system masquerading as the fucking US.

I live in Nerang. FiOS doesn't start construction until this time 2017. Fuck knows when its finished. I'll probably get stabbed in a home invasion before its available

https://pirateparty.org.au/

https://pirateparty.org.au/wiki/Platform

>>689519739
For the first few lines I thought you were serious.

Realise you were being ironic and had a little chuckle.

Also an Ausfag here. I don't think the american people should relinquish their guns. There governments shady as fuck.

>>689519739
make your own gun faggot
not that hard

>>689521191
FTTP eliminates that problem though. No copper. Just fibre.

Also, FTTP allows you to get gigabit speeds, but this will be a while until the pricing isn't ridiculous. But yeah FTTP means you are future proof.

>>689520282
Yeah this is fucking absolute horseshit.

Fuck I hate our incompetent leaders.

FTTN is an absolute joke, no doubt we'll have to get telstra out and pay out of our own pockets from node to the premises.

So many reviews of NBN have been shocking. It's so disappointing.

>>689520508
Your town? Why are fucking country towns being hooked up before the cities. What a waste.

>>689521607
at least for now, but fttp like any connection isn't 10/10 every time. And taking into account what telco's can charge for different speeds i doubt you will ever get a gigabit speed at least for a non-business connection

>>689520755
Not true, nbn has speeds up to 100Mbps where adsl2+ has 24max

>>689521434
*Their

You fucking ausfags are so stupid.

>>689520986
With the huge increase of young people registered this year plus the medicare cuts happening, it would take a miracle for the libs to get in.

>>689521844
im on cable getting over 50

>>689521892
>With the huge increase of young people registered this year

Wow you're stupid.

>>689521981
explain

>>689521844
fibre to the node has the potential to be as slow as dial up, fibre to the premises can allow you to get up to 100mbps down (at this current time) if you buy a speed boost from your ISP. HFC has a max estimate of 300mbps down 100 up but i honestly don't have a lot of experience with HFC connections. So while you're both right you're both also kind of wrong

>>689519739
> Gun thread turns into NBN thread
> Australians literally don't even care about guns to talk about them in an internet cesspit
> Never been prouder of my fellow Aussie brothers

Dont ban guns America. That's fine. But just make them harder to get than a fucking P1 license

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Reminder that if you vote Liberal you're a moron.

>>689521927
cable can get around 100 down if you have bought a speed boost but the problem with cable is that it's up is almost always capped about 2mbps which is fucking aids

fuck this country im with you

>>689521796
In a town of 13,000
Let the good times rolllll

Would you like mummy to wipe your tears you shitcunt self-entitled angsty faggot?

Fellow Australian here. Protip: kill yourself.

>>689522294
Did you feel tough typing that?

Amerifag here. Does voting matter in Australia or is it the same shit as here where it's a sham and completely rigged?

>>689521796
areas that get approved for NBN are based on a bunch of different variables like traffic, current infrastructure, population etc sometimes businesses or new estates etc can put in special applications to get NBN

>>689522087
To get my P1 license I spent:
>$900 in lesson fees
>$250 to do a driving test with instructor
>$30 to sit the hazard perception test
>$130 to get my actual license

>>689522087
Sorry for turning it into a nbn thread but my blood fucking boils at this sorry piece of shit of Internet we have. Fuck the dumb cunts that let liberal win.

>>689522437
more often than not it's a sham, our cronys just aren't as bad as yours thankfully

Hey mate, you could always throw your boomerang at people, cheer up

>>689522340

I do actually ;^)

>>689522451
To get my P1 license I:
>Did about 15 hours driving and faked the rest

>>689522451
That's just the money man. I'm talking about the time spent as well, and just how much of a cunt it is to get around to doing
>>689522480
Dont be sorry, im keking my ass off about it. Its good stuff, and I'm also pissed off that over 3 years only around 20% of Australia has gotten what it was promised. Thanks Turnbull you cunt

>>689522701
I heard it's 120 hours of driving in QLD
75 here in Australia

>>689522755
South Australia, sorry*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8D79TkfQUI

>>689522755
It was 120 in NSW like 7 years ago when I did mine

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>>689519739
What did you say about Australia you little shit? OK. Here I come?


>hmhmhm... A fatal mistake, my friend *teleports behind him* There's still time to apologise. "Ay yo tha fuck you doin?!" *you turns around and slash at me, but as you slash at me it's revealed to be nothing more than an illusion as I appear a fair distance away* Hmhmhm... you are no match for my shadow jitsu. Now die! You wasted your chance! *throws a perfectly aimed Shrunken at you that cuts his throat and kills him* Hmph... fool. *Teleports away*

*has a million throats, so losing one doesn't matter*
haha! i bet that you didn't expect that!
*assumes crab position for maximum XP boost*
now it's time to pay for your error - IN FULL!
*scuttles over to you, crab style*
*throws your ideas and posts into the trash where they belong*
and now to take out the trust garbage of all ...
*throws you into the sun*


*appears several meters away*
hmm, it seems my shadow jitsu is no match for you...
*assumes sanzetsu no jitsuzhi stance*
but can you handle my real power?
*hair starts to glow*
HIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA
*body becomes covered in flames*
IIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
*lifts several feet off the ground*
haha, now taste true power!
*katana splits into Jangse, blade of 1000 Edges and Yohlo, fang of the viper*
taste this!
*slashes you into exactly 8000 pieces*
*you cease to exist in all dimensions*
pssh... nothing personal kid...

>>689522662
I lived 2km away from school and I'd drive to school and record it as 20 minute drives

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>>689522437
It does matter, but independents get <10% of the vote, and both major parties all agree on:

> Being difficult about gay marriage
> Australia not needing Internet (Bill Shorten made some vague statement otherwise yesterday, but he'll get BTFO from Murdoch)
>Cigarettes and alcohol need more taxing
>Casinos are important
>All other nightlife isn't
>pic used to be related

>>689521191
yeah but 100 down 40 up is shit. i dont think i can deal another 4 years of it

>>689522835
>>689522755
120 in Melbourne, 100 in QLD.

>>689522066
It's not a huge increase relative to the numbers of eligible voters in previous years.

It's roughly the same level of increase you'll see every 4 years. We haven't had a baby boom in decades.

The only demographic that would have an unusual burst in constituents would be filthy fucking immigrants.

#FreeIvan #Trump2016 #MakeAustraliaGreatAgain

We wouldn't be in this mess if Tony faggot and Malcolm cunt rash stuck with rudds original nbn plan.

>>689519739
>be American
>wake up
>get shot
>pat the cat
>get shot
>somehow survive being shot and get shot
>have breakfast
>get shot
>take a shower
>get shot
>stumble out the shower door
>get shot
>get dressed and make it to the table in time for bacon and eggs
>get shot
>bleeding profusely all over my bacon and eggs
>get shot
>finish coffee and walk out the door into the morning sunshine
>get shot
>say a howdy good morning to neighbor
>get shot
>he gets shot
>shots ring out everywhere
>typical day in america
>get the bus just in time
>sit up the back of the bus
>get shot

>>689522437
>>689522864
Whichever party you put as #1 also gets greater funding. And parties can see where their votes trickle down from.
We do not have first past the post voting like the US. So if you vote for a single-issue party they might not get in but then their vote trickles down to major party A who see that and go "ok we got 5% of our votes from people voting for buttfucker's united party, we better implement policies that favour buttfuckers."

The buttfuckers united party would also receive greater funding because they were your #1 choice.

Politics and politicians in Australia are fucked, we could get rid of all the fuckheads and be better off

>>689522087
Dont ban guns America. That's fine. But just make them harder to get than a fucking P1 license


Yeah, fucking this so fucking much. You would filter all the fucking stupid degenerates.

>>689519739
You also have more violent crime per capita than thever USA.

>>689523129
[citation needed]

>>689522284
You'll still be bottlenecked by the other shit Australian infrastructure.

>>689522835
Still is last I checked, also including 30 hours night driving or some shit.

>>689522451
>live away from family
>nobody I know has a licence
>if I want to get hours I have to pay for lessons
>poor uni student
I am definitely just going to fake my hours but I still need enough that I could actually pass the test and feel comfy driving.

>>689519739
HANG YOURSELF

I have to sit here and wait for a 3mb picture of a milf with the best tits to load before I can start jacking off.

I want my nbn now God damn it.

>>689523246
test is fucking easy, just go to a new test area with small blocks of land and less complicated roads

>>689521796
Oh my, you have not seen how shit the fixed wireless is, have you?

>>689521892
>it would take a miracle for the libs to get in.
Don't be so sure of that, there's a literal shit-ton of people dumb enough in Aus to believe the libs lies and scare campaigns, and a shit-ton more who don't understand where their preferences go/how to vote properly.

>>689523530
I don't like the fact that the libs are sending out millions to foreign aid when Australia is getting its shit kicked in

>>689523246
>be me
>do test in tiny home town
>do it in big ute i've never driven before
>has the pull out horizontal type of hand brake
>forget about it and do half the test with it on
>have no idea what is wrong, gears feel weird, freaking out
>turn it off after doing first park
>somehow pass
>don't become decent driver you would be comfortable having on the road for another 2 years

>>689522437
It doesn't matter because if the CIA doesn't like who our prime minister is they get rid of them.

They've done it once and admitted to it. Along with another occassion but they denied it, one of the times was because our prime minister was a filthy commie so I don't really care. CIA did us a solid.

Also I think the americans had a hand in the whole labour leadership juggling over the last few years. Some of the labors policies were not anti-american but were against the interests of america.

Malcolm turnbull has committed hundreds of billions to the ADF with billions going to Americans for the f-35. There's no way americans would let malcolm lose.

>>689523623
I somewhat agree, but millions is peanuts in the budget game, when it gets to billions its something to worry about.
Also we're a very isolated country, it pays to keep our neighbours happy

>>689519739
Maybe it's because I love in the inner suburbs, but am I the only one that doesn't have a problem with out Internet? I must admit I'm not that much of a gamer and I only use Internet for blogging, YouTube and porn. I've just never really had an issue with internet speed.

>>689523927
>>689523623
I just looked it up... 5.3 billion a year, that is fucked

>>689524146
citation please

>>689523108
I would be better, anon. I truly would.

>>689522087
Do any Aussiefags know of a way I can get my hours up? Been on my L's for 4 years now and can't get 120 hours done because I don't have any family that can give me lessons. Frustrating as fuck too because I've missed out on some great job opportunities for not having a lisence.

>>689524069
how good is your internet for YouTube, like can you run 1080p without buffering

>>689524382
How many hours have you done?

>>689524146
lol we stripped 11.3billion from foreign aid budget in 2015.

So we must obviously be paying fuckloads more than that.

>>689524439
I can and I've never been happier

>>689524346
http://www.theguardian.com/global-development/datablog/2013/aug/22/australia-foreign-aid-spending-data

and

https://www.oxfam.org.au/what-we-do/aid-and-development/campaign-for-australian-aid/australias-aid-effort/

>>689524439
Pretty much. Netflix and other streaming is fine too.

>>689524459
Like fucking 10. My best bet is to wait until next year until I turn 21.

>>689524382
do you have facebook? If so look at some of the buy sell swap pages for your local suburbs or town and see if there is anyone willing to give you 'lessons' and either offer to give petrol money or agree on a price like 15 bucks for the hour. Seen people try it out and a lot of people are willing to do it.

>>689524481
>lol we stripped 11.3billion from foreign aid budget in 2015.
I'm assuming that figure is a sum savings from cuts over a series of years? I can't find anything to support that

>>689521607
You hit copper somewhere along the way anon. The entire country needs to be fibre before we get in the top 10's for speed, ANY length of copper will bottleneck the entire system

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>>689519739
Any cunts from Melbourne know any mdma dealers? my dealer got arrested and I need a constant supply

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>>689519739
YOU STILL CAN DO THE SHITPOST M8

>>689525276
I got da ACT hookups breh

>>689525504
nah not going to ACT for it, also do you take or just got hook ups?

>>689524976
Yeah my bad, it was calculated over a number of years.

>>689521434
Yeah, everyone knows their government is bullshit yet none of the gun toting rednecks ever get enough numbers to do anything about it.

Besides, you think that their government is going to allow a civil uprising? lol they let them keep their guns because they know they're either too weak or stupid to fight properly.

Better fly over here quick before they change the laws. Maybe burn down a church?

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>>689522095

>>689523169
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Violent-crime/Murder-rate

Oh look. He's wrong.

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>>689519739
>Implying slow

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>>689520755
fucking braindead comment m8, you're dangerously close to full retard like OP

cable here mutha fuckas and not a problem

>>689524439
killin it, like a mad muslim in an Orlando fag club

>>689523713
*yawn* conspiracy theory guy here

>>689520755
dense mother fucker.
I'm on NBN FTTP.
2ms ping with 100 down 40 up.
Stop blaming the government for your shitty life and move out of your mums basement.

>>689521434
I don't think ironic means what you think it means.

Need Labor to win election so I get free shit, its terrible for the economy but Australia can take one more for the team.

>>689527135
Yeah, American power structure would never install or remove a leader in another country! That's coo coo!

>>689519739
Locke?

>>689526526
I get the the same Shit here in shitswitch
90~99mb down 35~40mb up

>>689519739
>Cant even take out my anger on vidya gaems because
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia5Z1-dewEI

>>689528089
actually Murdoch has more influence in first world politics than ( insert US secret intelligence agency ) does but third world is where they often meddle

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just vote Socialist Workers Party
NBN will get here eventually
nevermind the cost, we'll just throw it on the national credit card

>>689529130
What did I say? "American power structure"
I'm fully aware that individuals with deep pockets have more influence than the actual bureaucracy. This is a fascist state. corporations write the laws governing their industry. Big business has a lot to do with who's put in "power"

>>689519739
and all you do is whinge on /b/
fuck off you cuck cunt