Why don't black people go on cruise ships?


Because they're not falling for that one again

Dean, to the physics department. "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why couldn't you be like the math department - all they need is money for pencils, paper and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper."

>>689518453
Philosphers truly appreciate the profound nature of life's deep
questions. As a result, they are still struggling with the same
questions that have been asked for millenia. Thus, they are the
objects of ridicule on the part of scientists, who have less patience
with such lack of progress.

For example, consider the age-old question: If a tree falls in a
forest, and there is no one around to hear, does it make a sound?

This question was posed by philosophers of antiquity, and there is
still no philosphical consensus as to what the answer should be.

But ask a scientist the same question, and he'll go off for short
while, apply for a grant or two, and come back saying, "Well, we've
solved it for elm and birch, but we're still working on the general
case"!

>>689518486
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like potato pancakes?" She says "No," and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"

>>689518506
The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: "Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?"
Sartre replied, "Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream".
Nodding agreement, the waitress walked off to fill the order and Sartre returned to working. A few minutes later, however, the waitress returned and said, "I'm sorry, Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream -- how about with no milk?"

>>689518543
Brilliant

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>>689518774

>>689518653>>689518653
fuck the king

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>>689518876

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I love you OP-chan!

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>>689518875
Lol

>>689518334
Black people love cruise ships

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>>689518647

>>689518653
Ass. Titties. Ass and titties.

Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass and titties

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https://youtu.be/AMY5lH6TaXI

>>689518774
>filename
kek

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>>689518461
Kek

>>689519237
genius

>>689519677
Aaaahahahahahahahahhaa

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>>689519677
I'd actually be scared too

>>689518875
Good thing Chinese have alot of kids, since they're shit at looking after them.

Why does Arnold keep beating up black people?


Because Arnold shorts a nigga

... A lame one, but I did make that up when I was 12. So like a year ago >_<

>>689521112
omg no

>>689519781
Ah yes kamikaze shots

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>>689519677
fucking 10/10

Why can't you fool an aborted baby?


Because they weren't born yesterday.

>>689521001
that's a fucking bunny you twat

>>689522504
>Their

>>689521001
>>689522475
It is a dog. Pour petrol on it and throw a match: Woof!