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Pooly Describe Videogames Thread 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Starting off easy.

>Wake up
>Fight ayy lmaos
>Stop a flood
>Blow up massive space station.
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>>689506691
Halo?
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>>689507015
Well, its WAS easy mode.
>>
Tf2 robot update?
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Mvm?
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>Be ice cube
>Thaw out
>Kill son
>Blow up college
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>>689507234
>>689507308
Not tf2 related, they are ayy Lmaos
>>689506691
My guess is foom, but I might be wrong.
Or halo
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>>689507234
>>689507308
>>689507481
Guys, >>689507015
got it
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>>689507439
Fallout 4?
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>Where's my bitch
>Oh, there she is
>Where's my daughter
>Found her
>Apocalypse
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>>689506691
>Move from hometown
>Caravan gets rekt
>Can talk to dead people now apparently
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>>689507611
yep
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>>689507857
New Vegas: Honest Hearts?
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>>689507965
Nope
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>wake up from grave
>hunt four dudes
>burn their asses
>fight last dude
>burn or not
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>>689508292
ds3
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>hurr durr back from far away land
>sexy bitch you banged gets killed
>her daughter get kidnapped by guys that more than likely were gunna gangbang her
>crawl around a lot
>scary dude brands you
>cool powers oh wow
>save daughter
>die but not die
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>>689508395
Dishonored
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>orange butt
>salt powered robot
>push car
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>giant explosion outside
>walk around
>beat up cops
>gather music
>beat up cultists
>magic shenanigans
>pass out
>travel back in time

this thread is too much fun to not be a semi-normal occurrence
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>>689508451
Yep
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>be a goat
>do goat things
>sacrifice idiot humans to satan
>become devil goat
>do more goat things
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>>689506691
>>>/v/341231985
>tried rebooting the thread on /v/
>0 replies
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at least we have this one, thanks based op.
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>>689508677
Goat Sim.
Simple sis.
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>>689508292
darksiders?
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HARD MODE (maybe)

>horror?
>not horror
>hidden passages
>conspiracy theorist father
>red light on = no enter
>red haired dyke
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>>689508705
np bruh
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>>689508466
Overwatch
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>>689508504

Earthbound.
Git gud.
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>>689508937
gone home?

ive never played it
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>>689508504
different (but related) game:
>stuck on an island
>everything is beautiful and peaceful
>fat faggot shows up and fucks up everything
>literal fags tell you to pull needles
>team up with magician tomboy and some others
>final confrontation with army commander
>o shit, world ends
>ordoesit.png

I'd say both of these are decently hardmode, prove me wrong /b/
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>>689509156
noice
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>wake up
>kill cops
>become president
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>>689509164
well shit that ruins the other one

rip
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>grand theft otto
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>>689506691
>be blonde robo
>robots attack refugee truck
>apparently a loli can drive nowadays
>get on truck by jumping off a truck
>cue the epic music
>save redhead refugee
>demthighs.jpeg
>scientist kills nature with spaceship
>nope.jpeg
>ur ded
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>theplantknows.mov
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>Robot Invasion
>Collect Shiny Shit
>Fuck Up Robots
>Fucking Mousetrap
>Go To Restaurant To Stop Robots
>Go Inside Own Head Twice
>Skate Park With Shitty Ball Gimmick
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>throw snoop out a window
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>>689509387
EZ. Mother 3.

What other game makes you pull needles to destroy the world?
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>>689508292
Megaman Zero
>>
>a sparrow steals your flying hawaiin glory
>>
>>689509763
point taken.
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>your mum and dad want to kill you
>junkie sensei
>punch a emu
>blue guy with a rubix cube
>hit a pig man with a hammer
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>gotta drive fast
>gotta wear gurren lagann glasses
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>be delivery slave child
>rescued from robo-massacre
>boss is blonde
>robo-assault
>find colored rocks
>kill snake
Super hardmode. Prove me wrong fags
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>paint ancient reptiles
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>>689510357
sonic boom of all games
WTF
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>>689510525
what? also, no.
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>Captured by ayy lmaos
>Die
>Shoot birds
>Come back to life
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>>689506691
>press buttons
>shit happens
>>
>birds be flying
>gun goes bang bang
>miss
>rover laughs
>cuss out the dog
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>>689510816
it's not even bait at this point
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>>689510343
mgs?
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>>689510884
i'm just gonna assume that means meaty gag suck, so no
>>
>what are ya buyin?
>what are ya sellin?
>>
>Ayy Lmao
>hippies
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>>689510178
>>689510357
holy shit these are the easiest I could come up with, surprised no one's claimed them by now
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>>689510884
ok I looked it up and no. you're far from correct
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>>689511237
Destroy all humans
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>>689510357
Mario paint
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>>689510343
hint:
you get to tap dat loli ass after the snake battle
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>>689511345
nop, but close
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>wake up in old car
>find an old gun
>kill aliens
>get more guns and armor
>wolf themes
>kill some gods and some robots
>kill other players 9 times
>mercury awaits
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>>689511486
Dinosaurs coloring and painting game
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>>689507743
witcher
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>>689511088
I'm buyin dubs
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>>689511335
Mmmmhmmm
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>>689509453
simpsons road rage
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>pedophile priest
>baptism
>hand marks
>hot girl
>piss off bird
>end in baptism
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>>689509635
Def Jam Fight for New York
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>3 dudes
>crimes
>>
>>689511663
close enough i suppose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWDL8IxMDqs
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>>689511891
Bioshock infinite
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>>689511922
gta v
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>>689511922
Hotline Miami
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>>689511088
Elder scrolls series
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>>689511891
Bioshock Infinite?
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>>689512127
>>689512006

yee yee
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>>689511813
close but no pubes

>>689511903
true
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>be janitor
>every gets energy drinks except me
>zombies
>do parkour and get awesome guns
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>1on1
>final destination
>no items
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>>689512305
OH FUCK

SUNSET OVERDRIVE
>>
>go in lane
>fight Korean
>lose game
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>>689512350
my nigga
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>>689512317
fox only
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>>689512300
oh shit simpsons hit and run
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>>689512401
Kek
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>>689512401
League of Legends
>>
>>689512495
yeah!
>>
>kill not zombies
>get dosh
>buy guns
>kill bigger not zombies
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>>689507857
Murder: Soul Suspect?
>>
>>689512556
Yep
>>
>cheeky breeki
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>>689511647
destiny
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>>689512410
boi whats your gamertag
>>
>wake up naked
>everyone's an asshole
>>
>>689509423
Saints row?
>>
>>689512603
Borderlands?
>>
>>689512758
Doom 4?
>>
>wake up
>feeling cold
>get burned, feel healthier
>murder 5 dudes
>win
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>>689512823
Nope
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>>689512819
nop
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>>689512641
stalker
>>
>be not a human
>brother is a dick
>get thrown into a lake
>water feels like acid
>wake up
>fucked up body
>revenge
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>be 50 yr old edgelord with amnesia
>ayy lmao blows shit up
>takes advantage of your stupidity and enslaves you
>you can steal guns from ayy lmaos and ppl
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>>689512861
Yep
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>>689512728
Yeah! You addicted to that shit like me?
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>>689512874
sounds like the beginning of soul reaver
>>
>drive car
>crash into ball
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>>689511647
Dont forget about the shitty loot system
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>>689512874
Soul reaver
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>>689512749
>L V C I N A
on xbox 1
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>>689513011
Right
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>>689512943
i wish you would stop this meme talk, maybe someone would understand what the fuck you're talking about then.
>>
>>689513046
yeah I was going to include that but it would have been too obvious
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>>689513128
How do you function you autist
>>
>spawn someplace
>punch tree
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>>689513128
Newfag detected
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>>689513128
>summerfag detected
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>>689512943
Saints row 4?
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>>689513261
Aidscraft
>>
>>689513261
Block game
>>
>>689511726
Yep
>>
>be canuck
>die
>swim
>black robot jizz
>kill self
>swim deeper
>railguns n shieeet
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>>689513288
what the hell? no. this should be pretty fucking easy. nice dubs tho
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>Huge space battle
>Become War Hero
>Betrayed, framed for murder
>Daughter kidnapped, you and family killed
>Swear vengence
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>fucking bitch doublecrossed me
>I escape, time to kill the bitch
>Need money
>don't ask questions
>everyone is dead and i come out on top
>fuck yeah
>>
>>689513562
megaman zero?
>>
>>689512943
Duke Nukem Forever
>>
>>689513675
Naw fam
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>build shit
>make people come out of shit you built
>send people to attack opponents shit
>person is also Korean
>lose game again
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>>689513819
starcraft
>>
>>689513819
Starcraft 2 AKA the national sport of Korea
>>
>go to mars
>fight edf
>not the demon one
>super kickass sledgehammer
>>
>>689513715
it's Shadow the Edgehog wth that was easy asf
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>>689513869
Yeah boi
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>>689513911
Ye
>>
>Be dying man
>have regrets man
>tech lets you write memories where you acheive your dreams
>tech then kills you
>call two doctors to use tech on you
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>>689513926
Red faction: Guerilla
>>
>>689510131
Zeno Clash!
What a great game
>>
>be born
>fuck gril
>watch dad go bye bye
>hardcore parkour
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>>689510778
Prey
Never even played it
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>get thrown out of car
>steal a bike
>ride home
>fuck things up
>become inofficial gouverneur of a whole state
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>>
>>689513659
GTA 3
>>
>>689512833
dark souls?
>>
>>689514454
Correct.
>>
>>689514301
ass creed 2
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>hats
>conga
>>
>arrive in town
>get made mayor
>doggy secretary
>>
>>689514505
Correct
>>
>>689514540
Conga Fortress?
>>
>Zombies
>You play as soni- I mean Kyle
>hardcore freerun
>>
>>689514540
Overwatch
>>
>>689514383
nigger car stealing
>>
>>689514548
animal crossing
>>
>>689514651
Close. That's the third one. I'm taking about the second one.
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>>689514608
Yes
>>
>>689514752
Battleborn
>>
>>689506691
>cheeki breeki
>>
>blablabla mr. freeman
>>
>>689511088
Ressy 4!
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>>689514894
Counter strike
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>>689514894
Half-life 3
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>cant jump
>testing facility
>science up in here
>cake is promised
>>
>>689514894
Day of Defeat: Source
>>
>>689513261
DotA 2?
>>
>>689514894
damn, that could be anything!
>>
>>689515031
FUCKING PORTAL
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>>689514801
See >>689514608
>>
>send envoys for trade agreement
>get rejected
>at least ask for non agression
>they start a war
>get rekt
>ROMA INVICTA
>>
>>689514883
Shadow of the Chernobyl
>>
>Ghost chicken
>Chicken with bat
>Motorcyclist with knives
>Officer thick skin
>Journalist does no kill
>>
>>689511088
Resident evil 4
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>fuckin trees and shit
>be a shitskin if u wanna
>multi level homes
>annoying ass enemies (especially the airborne ones)
>overall chill game to play with friends
>keep loot on characters in singleplayer and multiplayer
>>
>Be solider
>get told to kill enemies with sword
>boss stabs me but survive
>recruit army to kill my boss
>bosses boss kills me as I save army friends
>>
>>689515229
Mein Kraft
>>
>>689511088
>LEON!
>>
>>689515250
Metal gear2????
>>
>>689515250
metal gear: revengeance
>>689515273
nah
>>
>abstract daddy
>>
>hold hands
>eat watermelon
>>
>>689515186
You got it.
>>
>dad sucks at his job
>bro comes back into town
>bald dude say go meet up with him
>slash slash bang bang
>lady on bike
>mfw have to climb a giant ass tower
>bald guy is the villain
>kill bro
>name business
>>
>>689515193
Might be Dead Rising
>>
>>689515359
No sir
>>
>youse the chosen one
>shit son you got killed quick
>You have died
>You have died
>You have died
>You have died
>You have died
>>
>>689515459
Dark Souls
>>
>>689515459
dark souls
>>689515332
octodad?
>>
>>689515518
>octodad?
No
>>
This might be a bit harder, so i'll add some tips
>Do errands with a shovel
>An hero at the end
>>
>>689515316
>>689515327
Nope
>>
>be junior-engineer
>be virigin, of course
>get a job on a boat on a diving-mission
>get a handjob by the ships doc
>hookup with the captains daughter
>she's also virgin
>get a handjob/blowjob/sex in a jacuzzi
>not with crush
>discover each others body
>to be continued...
>>
>>689515557
Shovel knight?
>>
>>689515557
postal 2
>>
>>689515517
>>689515518
Winner winner, souls for dinner!
>>
>>689515459
Dark Souls 1, 2 or 3.
>>
>be Red and White
>kill Monster
>become god
>>
>be retard in wheelchair
>thunder out of head lolz
>break out of facility
>find retard with 3 fingers
>dafuq? He can posses people
>rebel against enslavement
>*farts**laughs*
>"Hey! All of ya!
>>
>>689515705
God of War
>>
>>689515705
God of war
>>
>>689515459
dark soulsies
>>
>>689513036
rockit leeg
>>
< kill people to get out of asylum
< kill more people
< kill a lot more people in a very gory way
< go into your own head to kill the person that makes you kill people
< wake up with new name
>>
>edges
>hard as hell
>8bit
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>>689515705
god of war
>>
>>689515759
>>689515773
Right but it was a easy one
>>
>>689515705
OKAMI
>>
>>689515229
Terraria
>>
>>689515833
metal gear solid 5
>>
>>689515747
oddworld?
>>
>>689515836
qbert?
>>
>be in New Orleans
>mardi gras
>find red crow suit and diamonds
>find and kill black crows
>also yellow crows, if you get caught
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>>689515883
bingo
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>>689515896
WinRAR
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>>689515887
It's something made by rockstar
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hardmode


>autistic automaton
>bocce ball bombs
>weebs everywhere
>cut my life into pieces
>>
>>689515910
nope
>>
>>689515833
Manhunt!
>>
>be american soldier
>kept in the dark about everything
>kill aids zombies
>marilyn manson ayy
>nuke a desert
>>
>be cyka blyat
>>
>>689515938
who's in a wheelchair in that game?
>>
>>689516009
Counter Strike
>>
>>689516004
Yep! You win a vape!
>>
>>689516037
Munch. The aquatic dude. You throw him in a wheelchair onland. I mean you could also not do that, but that's just torture.
>>
>Be sports star like dad
>city gets attacked
>wake up in future
>save world
>>
>>689516009
counter strike
>>
>>689516120
Final Fantasy X
>>
>>689509596
sonic
>>
>all you had to do was follow the damn train CJ.
>>
>be grill
>have titts
>jumping n stuff
>shooting everything
>>
>command/manage spaceship
>carry vital information
>hunted by opposition
>need to make it to base
>>
>>689516119
oh, played only the first two. never even heard of munch
>>
>>689516263
San andreas
>>
>>689516278
Perfect dark?
>>
>>689516278
tomb raider
>>
>>689516263
Gta San Andreas
And I did this mission first try lol
>>
>be funny asian
>be driving in muscle car singing song
>arrive at sellers mansion
>cut bitches up with sword
>KO
>wake up
>mansion on fire
>find talking smartass with mask
>kill demons n shit
>find 3 swords
>kill bigger demons n shit
>mask asshole an hero
>game over
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>>689516367
Winrar
>>
>Wake up
>Sister kidnapped
>Get friend to help rescue her
>Quit talking, you blind bastard, I wanna play
>Also some weird guy who likes skulls
>>
>>689516297
Damn son. It was an ok game. Had some gang mechanic where you get groups of people to beat the shit out of enemy.
>>
>blue skeleton
>horrible fanbase
>>
>be janitor
>boss wants to eat me
>go on mystical journey to become a demigod
>come back and save my homie workmates
>kill boss
>>
>>689515332

Silent Hill 2?
>>
>>689516328
Nope
>>
>>689516475
Yes
>>
>james bond game
>nothing like james bond
>weird eye powers and shit
>>
>>689516462
Undertale
>>
>Retrieve documents from French village
>Mustard gas outta nowhere
>Break the fucking gyroscope, do it faggot
>Hilarious ricochet cheatcode makes the game an arcade
>>
>>689516463
oddworld, the first one
>>
>dont cap on hightower!
>>
>>689507857
Pillars of eternity?
>>
>be little girl
>parents turn into ash
>house fire
>be crazy adult woman
>Acid trip
>find cat
>cut dolls with knife
>shoot dolls with pepper thing
>stomp on playing cards
>kill big puppet man
>>
>Hunt for box october
>Get bossed around
>It was the taxidriver all along
>>
>>689516639
Minecraft
>>
>burn shit
>ram everything
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