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What happens when we die /b/?
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What happens when we die /b/?
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Forgot date, my bad
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>>689504729
There's only one easy way to find out for sure.

Religion takes too long.
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most likely not the ideal situation we most hope will happen
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Do you remember life before you were born? If so, exactly that.
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>>689504729
We wake up in a world with a better handgun
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Dude if u are going to commit suicide at least do it right..
Mass shooting a fcking bar an hero
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My theory is that we go into a deep, dreamless sleep type state. And since there is no brain activity, we can't comprehend that we are experiencing nothing. So it's just pure emptiness... Ceasing to exist, basically. Also does anyone know what type of bullet this is?
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>>689505456
Seriously, you would think someone would go all out for it.
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>>689505559
I can't get into any bars and plus it's too much effort. I don't plan on killing anyone else, the extra bullets are just for backup
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>>689505559
Nah, a mall. No one has done a mall yet and I bet you could get a great K/D ratio. /s
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It looks like a 40.
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>>689505744
If anyone has life insurance on you you might not want to commit suicide in an obvious way. They may not get a pay out and then would have you burdening them financially. Don't be a piece of shit
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>>689504729
nothing happens when we die fag

you either is, or you is not

all of the mythology is just part of the human condition

we are not that important, get over it

exist for a while and be glad
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>>689505618
Whatever keeps you from staying up all night in fear is a good theory to me. I like afterlife, because I like the thought of you controlling yourself rather than being yourself. (watered down, you are your brain, not your body.) I like the thought of being able to leave the physical body and doing whatever, kinda like a dream.
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Consciousness Ceases.

Just How before We Were Born. Simple.
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>>689505456
This is the best I have access to right now, the other option is a snub nose revolver and a semi auto pistol which is smaller than this one, idk the name
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Op, kill yourself.
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>>689505618
Post a picture of the back
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>>689506180
rip in peace OP, ima get some sleep
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I have bipolar disorder and wish I had access to a gun like you OP
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>>689506180
Smith and Weston M&P 40 caliber pistol
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Stream it OP
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Don't kill yourself faggot. That's the pussy way out
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Idk what's it like before you're alive?
>I'll wait for your answer
>cam hero plz
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>>689506058
Yeah I've thought about this theory too. Would be nice, wouldn't it? >>689505959
I don't even think I have life insurance
>>689506191
Thanks for the tip
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we goto the great image board in the sky. no mods. no captcha. and OC as far as the eye can see
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>>689504729
You wake up in a new reality, bring a towel.
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>>689504729
begin new life
but.... why don't live this?


leave gun
go out
take a deep breath

start living
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>>689506334
No you're not, you're just an edgy faggot who likes a label.
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>>689506535
Kek

Don't kys op
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>>689506258
Here you go. What is it?
>>689506296
Good night.
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>>689506759
.40 cal
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>>689506605
I dont like it and I was diagnosed with it in a mental hospital when I lost touch with reality in a mental hospital. The whole experience was terrible. I have nightmares every night about it
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>>689506460
I would but I'm nuking my laptops HDD atm so it's pretty useless. Posting from my phone right now
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>>689506906
This

Don't Kys
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>>689505618
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>>689506906
Alright. Few more questions: if I shoot the side of my head with it will it kill me? I don't want to wake up in a hospital as a vegetable a couple hours from now. Also how do I load the damn thing, I'm pushing the bullet into the mag but there's resistance. Is that normal?
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has OP delivered?
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>>689507044
damn you're actually gonna kill yourself
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>>689507160
I was talking about the smaller gun, not this one. I know it's a S&W 40
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You know how you can imagine something, for example, picture a blue box in a pink room. You can do anything with that blue box, spin it around, change it's color, make it bigger or smaller. But how are you looking at it? It's almost as if you're looking at it through a camera, what if all of this was happening in a place far beyond this universe or any other possible one. And you could see what the camera sees through your thoughts.

We all go to this infinitely expanding room, with any quality you can imagine. You are the camera, you could attach an 'avatar' to this camera. You could do anything, you could spawn a world, or if you wanted to, THE world. View it in real time, or the past, not the future though.

You could explore a galaxy you created, or the galaxy that you had only seen in pictures before. Make it small and balance it on the fingertips of an avatar that you've attached to this camera. The entire universe in the palm of your hand, quite literally anything imaginable.

Of course that's only in your realm, I've yet to mention anything about the spirit hub or limb apparatus.
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>>689507379
you said would record your death but after you shoot yourself how will you upload or will u use a stream sight on your phone?
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>>689507379
Op put your dads gun back and chill out for 24 hours and reconsider
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>>689507379
Sjlhoot the temple. It will go through both sides of brain.
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>>689504729
You're in luck, OP! I looked into this recently (at least in my area)! So, first, it depends on if anyone claims the body. If so, it's up to them to pay for a plot and burial or cremate you and dispense with your remains. But then, after a while, graves get old and cemeteries go bankrupt. When the cemetery goes bankrupt they stop paying taxes and the city (or local government) put a lien on the land. Then they dig your happy ass up and cremate you unless you're a veteran. If you're not a veteran, they cremate you and throw your ashes into the sea, which is what they do with the homeless from the start because nobody claims them. If you're a veteran, they find a place to re-bury you until they lose your records and then you're like everybody else I guess. So eventually, everybody ends up in the sea, it's just a matter of time. Because cemeteries get full, literally wtf did you think happened to all those bodies? They just buried them on top of one another? No. They don't.

This may be different inland, and laws vary by state a great deal I think... I live on the coast. I wouldn't be surprised if there are body landfills or just disposal into standard garbage landfills inland. Neat, huh?
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>>689507379
If the magazine is new, there will be some resistance especially towards the end. Even the first round might take significant force. Hold magazine with non dominant hand with bottom on table, use non dominant thumb to press down the platform dingly, use dominant hand to shove the fucker in.

It will go away with time, either through normal use or just by leaving a loaded magazine sitting for awhile.
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Op, let us see it somehow m8. Plz!!? At least post pic of face beforehand. And location. We will check obits and news.
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>>689507503
Don't need to justify anything, you don't owe 'em shit
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>>689504729
life is full of pain = buddhism . by running away from life you are beig a coward who run away from pain . and also you are devoiding every person who might have benefitted by you being alive , cud be a girl u save from drowning or a child who being happy after a candy offering .. u r being selfish .. it can also be fellow /b/ro lookin for your aprreiatable comments .. think about it are u coward and selfish ... ? life is painfull but it give u a chance to put a smile on others ..
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>>689507379
That's what usually happens. You can't shoot twice in a headshot. Especially with a .40 You'll wake up a paralyzed vegetable that can't talk, trapped in his own body.

And you didn't even play battlefield 1.

Invest all your money in the stock market, wait a bit, if you win, yay, if not, an hero.
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>>689507790
Where I live, there are graveyards with stones from the earlier 1800s
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>>689504729
>What happens when we die /b/?
First, our body is picked up by police officers and carted off to a mortuary.

Then, we are given an autopsy by forensics experts to make sure we weren't murdered. Our healthy organs are harvested for hospitals' use unless we opted to not let them do that (either for religious reasons or because we're an asshole).

Our body is then given chemical treatment so that it looks presentable at our funeral, unless we died of an injury that mutilated us beyond repair, in which case our body is in a closed-casket funeral.

Then, we are either buried or cremated. Either way, that's the last thing that happens to us when we die -- unless we're a very rich person who got buried in a tomb with really cool stuff, in which case we might get visited by grave-robbers (or archaeologists, depending on how long we've been left undisturbed).
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>>689508002
Well he's not gonna care very fuckin' much about your opinion on what is and is not cowardly and what his responsibilities are if he's dead, is he?
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>>689507379
Yes, and aim for the brain OP. Don't just shoot through your face. Honestly a shotgun works better but google the parts you should aim for
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>>689508004
Bullshit, he'll prob die on the spot.
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Maybe i going to do the same tomorrow, wait for me OP
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>>689507562
I'm not streaming it, I was planning to originally but I decided to wipe my laptop and my phone can't stream because I'm using my neighbors wifi (kek) and I have to sit in a weird spot to reach it
>>689507530
This was an interesting read. Thanks, anon
>>689507796
Ok I see, thank you
>>689507014
Sorry to hear that, if I knew you I'd help

How do I disengage the safety? If there is one
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>>689508119
Sciece with all its development couldnt create human life . and those hwo have it waste it before using happiness of other .. thus not removing the cause become victim
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>>689508043
Yes, and depending on if the "perpetual fund" which is allocated to preserve them is actually "perpetual", they will last a longer or shorter time period. If somebody loots the fund or poorly manages it, it will deplete. This eventually happens generally, it's a matter of time. But like I said, there are veterans. A cemetary near me has graves of people from before the cemetary was established, they were moved from another graveyard because muh military is special. And of course, like I said, it differs from state to state. Maybe your state accords more historic relevance to some graveyards than others. But do you really think everyone who's ever lived in your state has a grave there? Unlikely.
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You wake up at your desk with your computer on and /b/ on the screen. You can't go to any other website or board.

I committed suicide 3 years ago and have been unable to do anything but shitpost ever since.
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>>689508376
Goodbye Op

you will be an hero
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>>689504729
I wanna go with you... Holding hands. Can you wait for me? We're just 12 hours apart.
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>>689508479
Kek
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>>689508376
That button below the trigger by the trigger guard is the safety OP. Push one way or another it'l go off
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>>689508194
He might succeed, or he might not. Depends on where he aimed and whether or not he's a NEET who lives with his mom. If the latter isn't the case, then he might lay there for a while writhing in agony but still die due to blood loss even if he didn't destroy the basic parts of his brain. But if it is, mommy's latently selfish girl-brain will make her call for the ambulance so they put him on life support.

Another reason to get a job, folks. Wagecuckery isn't all bad.
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Op, why wipe laptop? Cheese pizza or some other shame?
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>>689508376
Yours has no safety, you can dry fire to confirm but the little holes on the back are where the safety lever normally would be

I'd rather you didn't kill yourself, for what it's worth
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>>689508444
also thers is theory that universe is expanding . ad after a certain limit it will reverse contract.. so people will rise from grave .. and in your case OP bullets will come out of your head ... scary
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just tell us when you do it
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>>689504729
Why do you expect something to happen?
Think about what "happened" before you came into existence as you are now. Every single atom in your body existed before you were born and every single atom will exist after you perish. You, me and everyone else is just here for a brief moment. Enjoy it while it lasts
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>>689504729

We will ascend into heaven and be with our lord savior moot forever.
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>>689508608
That's the mag release you dumb fucking nigger
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>>689504729
So OP, why? You got to give us a good story? School, girls, family issues?
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why do you want to die op?
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>>689507044
this guy is serial
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Post face OP.
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When I'm feeling depress I listen to music . Which soothes me . I recommend to listen to these song

J Cole - Farwell

J Cole - Apparenlty
I listen to those a lot and it makes me think about life and there's more to it
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>>689505618
Yeah before u kill urself can u tell me where u got ur pen from??? I want a fuckin green ink pen like thag
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did he died?
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>>689504729
It doesn't matter. The only certainties in life are that you will be born, and you will die.
I believe we all play a part in this expanse that is life, everybody will live their story out.
Unfortunately, not everybody's story can be a happy one.
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Op, is you still with us ?
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>>689509155
and this story has come to an end.
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OP here, I just did it and holy shit, this fucker >>689508479 was right!

Guess I'm stuck here now.
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OP, tell us where do you live so that we can check the news tomorrow
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>mfw op NDed into his leg trying to load his dads gun
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Rip OP
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somebody post a chinese pizza in memory of OP
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All your plants die with you because no one waters them.

Your pets get sent to shelter.

Your computer becomes a $50 tax deductible donation to goodwill

Your Xbox goes to pawn shop

And a bunch of people are pissed off (albeit silently) that they have to pay all this money for a damn funeral.

Your ashes get split up and given to people who buy little urns from the funeral parlor. You don't get scattered. You end up forgotten in the back corner on the floor of someone's closet.

Eventually, they're found and thrown away. Most likely when the one who had them dies. Then the cycle starts all over.
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why would anything "happen" when you die
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>>689509375
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Life is a game. When you die, you the spirit, back out of your body. There is a big "Game Over" feeling of detachment and how well or poorly you played the game. Look at your score, rest, recover, fuck around (ghosting) and you get an urge to play again. Track around knocked up women 'til you find a scene where you want to show up. Born into a new body, then you are playing another game.
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>>689508670
My multiple GB's of Bailey Jay and animal porn. No cheese pizza
>>689508479
Kek
>>689508128
I wish there was a shotgun I had access to... It's just a bunch of pistols and some hunting rifles

Also I just realized I have the wrong size bullet for the gun, it won't fit. Fuck me lmao. Back to the locker we go!
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>>689509329
op being elfish by commiting suicide and devoiding others of hhis qualities

op is a selfish faggot--wont let u have fun
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>>689509500
Op where do you live so we can check the news
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>>689509500
congrats OP for your dubs
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>>689509613
this
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>>689509442
Damn That's Strangely Specific.

Not OP But Still. Damn.
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>>689504729
We stop living
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>>689509500
OP showus your nudes
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>>689509613
roll
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>>689509613
You might as well post a picture of your face OP.
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>>689504729
If you lived a wholesome life, with a pure spirit, and a heart that weighs less than a feather..

Then you will be reborn as the pet cat of an attractive teenage girl. You'll be able to sleep with her every night, rub her pussy, touch her tits, and follow her into the bathroom.
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>>689508376
Your mommy doesn't want her little baby boy to die. She'll cry and wonder what she did wrong and it will all be your fault. Same with your friends. That's how I felt anyways when my friend suicided.

>>689509500
But you're probably just a troll anyways. What kid of moron grabs the wrong bullet size? One that wants to safely troll, or is acting rashly on impulses.
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>>689509351

>op nds
>liberals start sharing news story of local man shooting self in leg
>make fun of dumb gun nuts
>op sees
>op ashamed
>op humiliated
>op kills self
>fucking liberals causing suicide
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>>689509275
I don't believe you are the writer of your story though.
You may decide to kill yourself, I can't stop that. But no matter how desperate you are to escape your pain just know that you matter to someone.
An old friend from high school, a coworker, or a cashier at the store you frequent will see your loss of life and it will affect their story.
We are all connected anon. It took a lot for me to learn that, but we are.
You are so much more than you think you are.
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>>689509764
>Then you will be reborn as the pet cat of an attractive teenage girl. You'll be able to sleep with her every night, rub her pussy, touch her tits, and follow her into the bathroom.
If there is not an Anime for this, it should be done.
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>>689509012
Love 2014 Forest Hills Drive. St. Tropez, Hello, Love Yourz are my fave tracks
>>689508913
Just family and life issues. Drunk dad constantly making me be a parent to him. Stepmom doesn't love me anymore. Graduated HS, aced a semester of community college (couldn't afford 4 year) but failed the other 3 and now I'm here
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>>689508376
go find a gay night club....
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lock slide and post picture through barrel.
Godspeed OP. You an hero.
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Op go fap then take 2 Tylenol pm and get some sleep stop posting this silly attention whore shit on /b/ every night bread like this pollutes 4chin you have 2 choices click click pull or fucking sleep
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>>689509913
Quads and op doesn't an hero
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>>689504729
You know, someone posted something the other night that really put things in perspective.
I can't remember the exact words, but it was something along the lines of "do I want to hurt something that somebody loves."
Somebody loves you my friend, whether you know it or not.
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>>689509066
It's not exact, but I think I've got you covered, /b/ro.

Uni-ball Signo Broad UM-153 Gel Pen - Green Ink

http://www.jetpens.com/Uni-ball-Signo-Broad-UM-153-Gel-Pen-Green-Ink/pd/1548

I'm sorry I couldn't find an exact match on short notice.
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Put directly the .40 into the chamber
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>>689505618
. 45 acp
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>>689509855
don't have to tell me, tell OP.
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What city and state are you from op?
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>>689510091
Fucking delivers!
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>>689509883
Why not go innawoods or something first though? Just run away and don't look back. Sounds preferable to me anyway.
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Just another suicide thread with no results.

/thread
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Figure it out
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And nothing of value was lost
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>>689509764
The best part is this is true if you're male or female.

That's why some cats are extremely happy and loving like their life is a fucking blast

While other cats are pissed off and always hiding and generally miserable with their existence.
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>>689510162
It doesn't look anything like a .45 u fkn retard.
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>>689510225
Are you seriously annoyed that people who kill themselves don't then post about it on /b/?
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>>689510059
Think he will either way? I am doubtful
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>>689510293
7.62x54r
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>>689510172
Well then I send that message to OP.
A loss of life is devastating.
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>>689510360
kys
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>>689509883
i am failing the exam to be cop since last 7 years and still trying .. daily waking up study like shit historical names geo thought .. praying to god ... but not quiting amongs all those pain and yes by GF left me too .. my dad was alcoholic literally didnt earned a penny mother disowned me .. gradma raised me .. i am suffering from high blood pressurie .. but op i dont quit .. power of god is with in me even if in small percentage .. and that god's power is more then all this universe darkness .... op be brave
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>>689510337

Im srsly annoyed by people threatening to do it instead of working on their problems. Also if you really want to die why make a thread? Nobody said live was ez.
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Murder suicide is the way to go, make people remember you.
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If you do this, you will reborn in the body of an angry tumblr feminist
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You can join my Mordred, taken by butane asphyxiation 8 yrs ago.
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>>689510360
Nugget confirmed go to suicide gun
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>>689509898
Will do as soon as I find the bullet that fits this P.o.s gun
>>689510189
State: California, I might tell city later when I've fully prepared to pull the trigger
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>>689510597
Opie stop with the dramatics. Your not going to an hero
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>>689510551
>Im srsly annoyed by people threatening to do it instead of working on their problems.
Eh, people kill themselves. It'll always happen and I'm not going to pretend I know what OP is going through or understand it. Not everyone has the same problems either.
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>>689510597
Post face as well.
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>>689510577
The easy way out of choice for 125 years
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>>689510862
Im suffering from a depression aswell
You are not special
OP is a faggot and not special either
We all are nothing but parasites
But if you wanne die you don't need a thread.

Fucking attention whoring
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I bet if we let this thread die, then OP will live.

saged.
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Post your face with an epic final quote
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>>689511023
Are you special?
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>>689511023
>You are not special
Never said I was.

>Fucking attention whoring
Yes, and?
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Do it op
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>>689504729
you crawl out of a vagina
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OP is a faggot attention whore

/thread
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>>689511271
You get to live a scant few years of happy childhood before you become The Batman
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Read Quran for this answer brothers
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>>689511196
No you definitely think you're special and ought to be pampered and given special treatment.
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>>689504729
Good question.
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You suck cock forever
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>>689511433
You know you haven't been replying to OP right? I'm just a non-suicidal anon.
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>>689504729
>What happens when we die?
Lots of stuff,
but none of it involves you.
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>>689511580

What a magical png
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>>689510833
Oh yeah?

Also here is the loaded mag. There two bullets inside. Does it look right?
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>>689511673
Yeah that´s right
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>>689511673

Looks fine.
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>>689511673

You had your bread, now die nigger.
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>>689511673
U ready for the Inevitable op?
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>>689504729
Nothing worth dying for
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Post face op with time stamp and name
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>>689504729
Attention whore
Stop making time stamps with daddies gun. Fuckin summer just starting
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>>689511673
Now unload it put it back in daddy's room and gtfo
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>>689504934
timestamp with face or troll
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>>689504729
New life.
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>>689511876
Your neckbeard is showing
>>689511866
I'm not posting face, don't want to get recognized and cops called before I die/bleed out

Someone mentioned earlier there's no safety. So I just slide the mag in and pull the trigger and I'm good, right?
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>>689512058
New wife
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>>689511673
You took a picture of that exact same caliber earlier, attention whore.

Fire it at the ground once first to make sure you really want to do it.
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>>689512118
yep op before you go can we get city location?
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FUCKING FAGGOT STOP ASKING DUMB ASS QUESTIONS.

PUSSY ASS MURICAN
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>>689512157
This
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>>689504729
what happen afetr u die ? there sure wud be diff between those who dies naturally and those got killed . and among killedthose commiting suicide wud get a assured place in hell
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>>689512222
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>>689512176
Exactly. Let us check news and obits op. This won't be enough for cops to find you oelr anything come on m8
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>>689511996
this
Dont give your dad the shits just because he owns guns.
go hang yourself or something
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>>689512118
>I'm not posting face
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Player 1: 2 lifes left
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>>689512118
The chances of someone not dying from a shot to the brain are low, the chances of you being recognised is low and the chances of anyone getting to someone in the even of them not dying instantly are low. Post face.
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>>689505618
Well just look up what happens when the blood pressure drops.
You just
1. loose consciousness
2. die while in coma
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>>689512119
New long dick.
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>>689512118
Put magazine in
Rack slide

Round should now be chambered and pulling the trigger at this point will fire.

I'm mostly providing this info in hopes I'm being trolled, but it's late and I am making bad decisions, so RIP morals I guess
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>>689506058
Like an astral projection
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>>689504729
what the profit in commiting suicide
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>>689512252
I enjoy my miserable life and I own guns I don't take pics with time stamps cuz I'm not a attention hore.
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>>689512118
fucking do it but send city so we can check obits and news
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>>689512297
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>>689512457
OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

This gets me through tough times

Though I have no fucking clue why
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Alright guys, we have finally come to a conclusion. Thanks to all the anons who helped me out and offered kind words, I appreciate them but I've thought about this for weeks already and there's no turning back now. I don't know if this will be on the news but just look up "California East Bay suicides" on google a few days from now or something. Peace out /b/, see you all in another life (or not) haha
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>>689512338
Thanks bro

Alright so some of you were asking for a location it's Silverton Oregon but I doubt I'll make even the local news so whatever
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>>689512651
Goodbye Op

You're our an hero
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>>689512651
>>689512701

2/10, bad timing 2nd Bro
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just buy a mercedes op
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>>689512651
>California East Bay suicides
>The most vague thing ever

Give us more OP
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>>689512651
F

https://youtu.be/VZWCoqA2PoU
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Rip op , you will be missed by 4chan
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>>689512651
bye, see you tomorrow (if dubs you will be forced to don't do it)
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>>689512651
Rip in peace
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>>689513069
69 Dude
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>>689512651
Darik? If this is the person I'm thinking of then maybe there is a chance to save you. I won't say who I am but I live in Hayward and if it's you then know that I'm on the phone with the police rn and they'll be at your house soon. Please don't make this hard.
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>>689513157
ohh wow i think i'm a murderer now
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>>689513215
He's dead anon
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>>689513243
Such is life, don't let it weigh on ya
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>>689513215
Darik is the name of the disk wipe program.

Also op is watching the thread as a troll.
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>>689513215

Darik is the dev of the wiping software
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>>689513215
2.5 million in the bay area, and you think you know who it is?
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>>689513215
Can we get another thread to see if he's the guy you think he is?
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gay thread, samefagging hard

Sage
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>>689513392
You don't understand, Anon is special and has special gifts
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>>689509500
It's the correct fucking cartridge you moronic faggot. Press the follower down with the base of the cartridge and slide it in underneath the feed lips.
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>>689513418
/Thread.
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>>689504729
People pretend they knew you their entire life.
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>>689506180
no one knows, but you can try and find out faggot
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>>689513461
That's why he's a troll and not for reals.
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>>689513329
mfw i kill a person and that is not stopping to fap
> problems
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>>689513350
>>689513372
Oh fuck. So, I may have just sent police cars and ambulances and shit to my friend Derik Ferrington's house and he's probably asleep right now. Can I get in trouble for this?
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>>689513676
kek
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>>689513676
I hope this is real.
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>>689513676
Yes, they may think you pranked them
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>>689513676
Save this thread to explain why, just in case.
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Before you die give me that sweet m&p
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>>689513676
i can only hope you are not joking.
send proof
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>>689504729
>using a gun

THANKS FOR RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>>689513676
Ha ha ha ha
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>>689513676
Make some screen shots to prove that wasn't prank
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rip OP
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>>689504729

Try it out, post results.
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>>689514394
you are fucking l8m8
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>>689514394
fuck off
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>>689504729
according to science, if you die "natural" death (by natural i mean not blowing up your brain), just before death brain highly rises it's activity (similar like they observed on people on lsd). So this might be seeming like somekind of "afterlife" for some people. For sure expirience worth to try (even it wont be nice, sure better than blowing your brain up, you wont get 2 chance to expirience this ;d
Also small advice, whatever shit you are going from it's sometimes worth trying, how stupid does it sound, still works somehow ;d
I had depresion for many years, same like few suicide attempts (usualy too coward so i was always giving up, didnt wanted to end like attention whore). Will not advice anything special, cause everyone is different, medications, psychiatrists etc. didnt worked for me. Thing that work for me, was short therapy with noone else, than myself, a lot of time of thinking and small dosages of lsd, later mdma to work out some anxiety. You just need to keep trying
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