how old are you, her?

Im 19, her 45

alcohol. dont forget to film it tho.

what state?

>>689504215
see a therapist

Ukraine

send a pic of her

keep in mind there's probably a larger chance than not that she wont have mutual urges. You have to be prepared for a certain level of awkwardness around her for the rest of your lives if things end up how they most likely will

Start leaving Freud books all over, talk about how much you agree with freud.

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she is

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>>689505718
>>689505762
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuck

>>689504215
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot

>>689505902
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>689505510
kek

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>>689505902
Gtfo white night cancer faggot

>>689505902
Nothowitworks/10

>>689505718
not even worth it imo, go fuck some chick your age or try to fuck one of her hot friends. I haven't done it, but one of my friends have successfully fucked his moms friend. Tbh a lot of 40 plus year olds love doing things that make them fell young again, like getting hammered with younger people and fucking a young stud use it to your advantage.

>>689506316
feeling*

>>689506409
feel * not fell holly fuck im an autist when it comes to english

>>689506409
Are you alright? I just got the feeling you weren't alright. :(

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>>689506536
well I'm manically depressed and i like taking pain killers but why even ask if someone's alright on an anonymous board. Thanks for asking tho kek unless it's sarcasm for shit spelling

>>689506778
Because I'm you from the future. I knew you'd be here. :)
I'm so happy we can connect because I have an urgent message from the future.

Don't eat the tartar sauce

End message.

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>>689506926
Thanks me I'll make sure to not eat the tarter sauce

but i really want to fuck her, i want to have sex with her every day

>>689506778
Do you have bipolar disorder, anon?

>>689505762
I would absolutely hit that, OP.

Has she hinted at all any mutual feelings? Like someone else said, if she rejects it (probably will), just be prepared for things to be forever awkward

>>689507491
Give up on your fantasy its not gonna happen in less you
>1. take advantage/rape her
>2.She has similar feelings
but this is unnatural and their's so many ways
even insinuating sex with your mother can go
wrong my advice to you is stop being a virgin
and go outside.

Text her. Why we don't fuck yet?

>>689507504
I don't know, pretty sure my mom does.
And I go through random waves of intense depression and emotion.
If I do it's undiagnosed.

don't know sure, she is very interested about my sex life

>>689506778
>Manically depresses
You realize these are opposite mental states

>>689505762
why do indians have incest fetishes ?

>>689508071
Because she's your mom and keeping tabs on you. WHAT A FAGGOT NIGGER. go see a psychologist you whore

>>689509042
Sorry i used "maniacally" wrong
but maniacally can also mean this
>if someone is maniacal then they're behaving like a maniac.
>I can be kind of crazy
But what i meant to say is I am diagnosed with Major Depression

Send accidental dick pic. Takes some balls but you can always pull the "it was meant for someone else" card. It at least gets her thinking about it without too much awkwardness

>>689509042
also, bipolar disorder is called manic depression.
Even tho I'm not technically diagnosed with it It
would definitely explain a lot be cause i go
through mood swings pretty often

>>689509042
Bipolar disorder is a serious condition. Mania often involves sleeplessness, sometimes for days, along with hallucinations, psychosis, grandiose delusions, or paranoid rage. In addition, depressive episodes can be more devastating and harder to treat than in people who never have manias or hypomanias.
>Welp i think I'm actually bipolar i check out on pretty much all of these symptoms I should probably go to mental health or something
>I know my aunt and my mother is plus and, my cousin had it he committed suicide last summer.

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Would you like me to tell her?

>>689510645
ohh here we go again..

>>689510545
inb4 i just think I found out what my problem is
thanks to misusing a word well high. thanks /b/
might have just saved my life

>>689510645
Uh oh. OP dun goofed

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Kek. Look at OP

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>>689510645

The next time I want to destroy someone's life I'm just going to make a thread on /b/ pretending to be them saying I want to fuck my mother/sister/aunt/cousin/whatever and then post pictures of that person's relative straight from facebook and then laugh my ass off when /b/ unwittingly becomes my personal army.

Bumping to ruin OP's life. Get in here faggots

>>689510645
She doesn't speak English though, so nice try

how to fuck my sister?
i have already done things with my cousin and sister believes i did sleep with cousin
but how to express i want to fuck sister too?

>>689511054
Sadly, this will work.

>>689511054
yes, because you are the only one who has figured it out, newfriend.

>>689511143
Still showing her with a little help from google translate ;)

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>>689511143
mfw I'm from Romania mfw i could really fuck your shit up op. Ill take 50 bucks via paypal.

>>689511143
Auto translation

>>689511143
>am actually Romanian
>might actually know OP irl

>>689511143
>Implying Google Translate does not exist

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>>689511223
>>689511054

Bump, fuck up ops life

>>689511143
We might be /b/tards but most here are capale of speaking two languages.

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>>689505718
>>689505762
If she was my mom I would be tryna fuck her too OP.

OP is just trying to ruin some kids life who bullies him.

>>689510645
ITT: Anon falls for thinly veiled pa request.

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Got a nice blue pickup in the driveway, OP. ;)

>>689511037
Send her the thread, write "Fiul tocmai v-a pus pozele pe un forum spunand ca vrea sa faca sex cu dumneavoastra, eu zic sa-i faceti fundul rosu" and send responses

>>689511275
>>689511309
>>689511328
>>689511353
>>689511427
>>689511539
she does not speak romanian so what ever

>>689509057
>thinking she's Indian
>why are some people this retarded?

>>689511884
You can't work at a romanian pastry store and not speak romanian, you dip

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>>689511884
he's getting scared

>>689511974
>>689512366
no she works in the back so she cant speak romanian but what ever, look i only wanted advise

>>689511821
someone send this already

He thought to stroke his dick while reading comments...now he is scared and have a noodle instead an hardon... shit happens... ;)

>>689512513
Haha someone is pooping his pants

>>689513030
>>689512898
>>689512366
>>689512032
>>689511974
>>689511539
>>689511427
>>689511353
>>689511328
>>689511309
>>689511275
that is not op, baitforthebaitgod.jpg how easy are you faggots?

>>689512513
sent her the message. GG OP

>>689513222
Nice try, OP. But ya done goofed. Maybe this will be a blessing in disguise and your mom will actually fuck you

>>689513321
again, not op, send it away faggot

>>689513222
>not here for the game

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>>689513420
Rever phycology don't work round here boy

>>689510645
Do it. Fucking do it please.

>>689504215
send her message in facebook

Op is already looking for a nice place to bang himself.

Maybe he liked his mother to fuck his ass

>>689513569
okay look i am sorry can someone please tell me how can i report this to mods to stop this thread

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You gonna let your pa hog them titties all to himself!?

>>689513846
You need a 4chan gold pass

>>689513846
Mods are schleep. It's all ogre now.

>>689513894
realy nice....wow...

>>689513945
okay how do i join the schleep room

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>>689504215
can't believe how many low life creatures have crawled from the anal abyss.

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>>689505820

okay well i just googled hacker for hire and took a screenshot of this thread and i have money so anyone that message her or troll me i swear i will get you fucked up

>>689513894
He's touching your woman!! Fight him OP

>>689514244
HAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAA....
We were scary...Don´t destroy the internet...

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>>689514244
Lol yeah okay op

Hahahahahhahha sending her facey msg now

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>>689504215
would you be into DP'ing your mom?

>>689514244
Get a load of this guy

I'm so glad i was able to be part of this epic thread.

>>689505718
Gross don't

>>689514244
Send us pics, if you fuck your mother...and thank us for the possibility

how did anon find her profile? i tried using the facebook id trick from the saved image but that didn't work.

i just checked her facebook and no one send her messages lol wow i was scared for a minute okay i learned my lesson sorry about hacker thread

>>689514244
did you contact the hacker known as 4chan?

>>689514414
Glad I was able to make it interesting lol

I guess OP abandoned ship. He is gonna have a great time this evening when the family talk starts.

>>689514414
what's epic about it, nothing happened...

Someone message her in facebook and post the results. Thread has good potential.

>>689514728
yeah i just got scared is all, no one messaged her

Or you could just see a therapist...

>>689514538
middle number after facebookcom/
you're welcome.

Fuckers nowdays got it easy just go up to them and say "hey i was playing so and so and the guy on mic said my name and blah blah" i got banned from aol and had to explain that shit to my folks.

make her drink too much so she falls asleep and than enjoy. You can also give her a sleeping pill, it's easier to hide (in orange juice) but more risky.

>>689510645
How did you find it?

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>>689511821
What's it mean?

Are you scared op?

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Can someone explain to me how this reverse image search also works on facebook/other social media.

When I use it, I dont get any results in google..
Tits in return

>>689515591
Ask the hacker known as 4chan. OP is about to hire him

>>689515501
Your son just posted your pictures on a forum saying he wants to have sex with you, I say you make his bum red

>>689515532
no because no one has actually send her a message just scaring and trolling me

>>689505762

facebook imagelink => traceable => personalarmyrequest?

>>689515667
Kek

>>689515650
Errr der, so you've got no idea either I spose? Would be handy if I knew how.

Also, does it have to be the exact same pic (same size, not cut,...)

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>>689515667
no

someone post milfs ffs, my dicks throbbing for 40 year old bitches

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>OP right now

>>689515733
yeah i specifically make sure never to give people pictures that i have posted on dating apps and shit like that.
i imagine everyone knows to simply snap a new picture instead of just using something that's sitting around.

>>689515810
Same pic. When you save a bitches pic off Facebook or Twitter it's best to crop it even just a little bit so that it fucks up that reverse image search/change filename. that was OP's mistake

>>689515845
ya i kept saying i learn my lesson and people was scaring me but no one actually send her a message and i am thankful

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>>689515591
Someone, teach me the was of the reverse search pls.
I will share with you... An 11/10 milf.

>>689515501
I'm just fucking with you OP I'm not sending this. Be more careful next time though ya dumbass.

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This thread had potential.

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>>689516112
>>689515591
>>689515385

>>689516112
fuck off nu-fag

thats not a milf and she is a 7/10

>>689516130
just do it faggot
where have the days gone

give me 5 minutes

turn the internet hate machine on

>>689516381
Is this the part where you go on a rant about how you miss the oldfag days even though you got here a year ago?

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>>689516277
Are you mad?

I think, if someone write her, she thought it will be spam or a joke...in this age people do not know much about this staff and 4chan

>>689516620
I'm just saying, if this is legit, you have the chance to change the life of this faggot

who would miss out on that

>>689516724
was there an age when they did?

>>689516812
Then you do it. Only reason I don't care for it is because there's no proof that this isn't a personal army request and OP is just impersonating this lady's son to fuck with him.

>>689516620
I've been pretending to be OP for a while now. Oldfag days are gone, long gone, just look at the comment "I'm so glad i was able to be part of this epic thread." - Guaranteed screenshoted. Zero posts of anyone sending what they have sent, fuck all. Thread is full of faggots and I'm lazy for throwing more fuel on the fire. OP left this thread ages ago.

Don't. You are fucked. Go to a shrink.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex

Also
>She doesn't speak English though, so nice try

That. and everything following was me. I am not OP.

>"hurr durr r u scared LEL"

Fuck off, cancer.

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I did it anyway. Fuck you all rowdypoos.

>>689517307
but she do not know, that he is meaning his mother..have to post her pics too...

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>>689517307
There goes my hero

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>>689516927
op might actually be her son

>>689517296
Which is why nobody sent her anything. It was obvious.

>>689517307
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post the part of the thread where be posts pics of his mom. Hurry before the thread 404's!

>>689517307
Has she responded. Send her the pics of her in the thread

if mom replies, make a new thread, that we all know this

As someone who has fucked your mother OP it really isn't worth it

>>689517910
Dad?

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>>689517505
Delivered.

Nah. She hasn't replied yet. She's offline probably. I sent her a friend request.

>>689518026
>>689517967
You're all pissweak.

>>689517967
My man Jarred

>>689518307
Jokes on you. This is a dummy account.

>>689518277
Oh hey OP

>>689518370
Nope I'm not OP.

I'll just make another thread if she replies.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

dead?

>>689517105
You are a massive jewish nigger faggot. Instead of trying to incite a riot, how about you do it yourself. please kys

>>689518767
I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.

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GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER /b/

Congratulations, your played yourself.

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>>689510645
OHHHH THAT DOG A-Mine... Looks like i got someone to talk to on facebook now how wonderful

>>689510645

could this be a more obvious personal army request?

faggot

>>689520553
yes

>>689505902
>>689505902 #
SHUT THE FUCK UP